Although his mother sold a batch in his heart, Lin Leyu still said softly on the surface: "Yiyi, don't be angry, Xiao Nizi and I are really nothing, lying on the same bed is purely an accident, I don't know the reason until now." If you don't believe me, I'll share the memory for you to see. ”

Although this sentence sounds scummy, Lin Leyu knows that it is useful.

Although Mirage is an insect body, her thinking is the same as that of a human being, and she also likes to be jealous of her girlfriend's personality.

Sure enough, as he expected, as soon as he finished speaking, Mirage, which was as soft as a noodle, came to life at once, and said timidly: "Are you serious?"

"Really!" Lin Leyu nodded affirmatively.

Seeing that Lin Leyu's expression was extremely sincere, the two tentacles attached to his head were erected, and his voice said with a hint of arrogance: "Hmph! You'd better not lie to me, otherwise I will definitely not let you go." ”

After speaking, her body twisted and got into Lin Leyu's body.

Watching the mirage disappear, Lin Leyu shook his head with a wry smile, and secretly thought in his heart: "I have never coaxed a girl like this, but now I have to coax a worm softly, this feeling is really not ordinary." ”

Sighing, he reached out and was about to push the door, but at that moment, the door creaked open on its own.

"Someone? Could it be that I was drunk last night and had a guest, so he moved me to Xiao Nizi's room?" With a deep doubt, Lin Leyu looked inside, wanting to see who this guest was.

But the room was empty, and the bedding on the bed was neatly folded, not like anyone had ever slept on.

"Eh, what the hell is this early morning?" Lin Leyu scratched his head in confusion, and continued to walk inside.

But at this moment, a familiar voice appeared in his ears, "I drank my brain badly last night, and I don't know how to let me get in the way!"

Hearing this voice, Lin Leyu's face instantly turned black to carbon, if you want to say that he doesn't want to see today, who is he hearing? It is definitely the owner of this voice, the dog thing that made him have to get drunk to fall asleep!

Now he also understood who the guest was and why he slept in Wu Yingying's room.

It was definitely the dog philosophy that took over his room, and Xiao Nizi and Zhenchun had no choice but to move him to their room.

In an instant, Lin Leyu was angry.

But after thinking about it again, if it is the same as what she thinks, then Xiao Nizi knows about sleeping in the same bed with him, so it shouldn't be too embarrassing to wait for the next meeting!

Thinking of this, Lin Leyu felt a little relieved in his heart, and then turned around and walked towards the bathroom.

As for the dog philosophy, he didn't even look at it, because he was afraid that he would see it, and he couldn't help but fight with this thing again. When the mood is even worse, it will affect the waiting time to go to work.

As for Lin Leyu's disdainful attitude, Dog Philosophy didn't care, it swaggered to the living room, turned on the TV very skillfully, tuned to the morning news, and then began to boil hot water leisurely.

In this way, after ten minutes or so, Dog Philosophy held a cup of hot tea and savored it.

At the same time, Lin Leyu, who entered the bathroom, also finished washing up and walked out.

And on his right shoulder, Mirage sat on it very affectionately, completely lacking the aggrieved appearance before.

Because they were just in the bathroom, mirage browsed the shared memories, and the two reconciled.

"How is it? I didn't lie to you!" Lin Leyu said to Mirage with a heart-to-heart connection while sorting out his clothes.

Hearing Lin Leyu's words, the two tentacles on Mirage's head trembled very cutely, and said, "Hmph, count yourself as acquaintances, but only this once, not for example." You won't be able to sleep with the little girl anymore. ”

"Don't worry, there will never be a next time. Without waiting for Mirage to finish speaking, Lin Leyu hurriedly hugged and reassured.

The reason why he was so resolute was not because he was afraid that he would be angry again, but because he was afraid that this matter would reach the ears of Wu Yingying's father, Dao Yi Zhenjun.

Once, he could explain that it was an accident, but if there was a second time, then Dao Yi Zhenjun would really cultivate him to abolish it, and then go to raise the spirit crane.

"Mmmm, that's pretty much it!" Mirage rubbed Lin Leyu's face with his head very satisfied.

Lin Leyu also enjoyed Mirage's actions, but it wasn't that he had any perverted thoughts about a worm, but that after Mirage woke up from a deep sleep this time, his body became like the mutton fat warm jade, warm and delicate to the touch, which made people want to stop.

Just when there was a sour smell of love inexplicably emitted between a person and a worm, there was a sudden knock at the door.

After knocking on the door and thinking about it a few times, Lin Leyu and Mirage both stopped their movements and looked at the door together, even the dog philosophy who was drinking tea and watching the news in the living room also looked over.

"Who is this early in the morning?" Lin Leyu walked to the door with a puzzled face and stretched out his hand to open the door.

Then he looked at a young man with a handsome face and an elegant atmosphere, standing outside the door with a faint smile on his face.

And next to the young man floated a baby, wearing a black cloak on the upper body, but wearing diapers on the lower body, and his face was full of lewdness.

The moment he saw these two, Lin Leyu was like seeing a ghost, his body suddenly retreated, and his arm was quickly raised, wanting to close the door.

But to his disappointment, at the moment when the door moved, a slender hand pressed on it, and then a magnetic voice sounded.

"Senior Brother Lin, I haven't seen you for a long time, I took the liberty to come, I hope you don't mind. ”

"Hmm...... Lin Leyu exerted all his strength and pushed the door a few more times, but the door seemed to be nailed and did not move.

Seeing that there was no hope of closing the door, Lin Leyu had no choice but to look out of the door again, and said with a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying: "Ha... Ha... Ha... It's Senior Brother Tianyunzi! I haven't seen you for a long time, I haven't seen you for a long time, I don't know what you're doing here?"

The two people outside the door were none other than Tian Yunzi, who had left in a dashing manner after causing a series of troubles in the secret realm of the Netherworld, and the obscene baby who almost urinated on the face of the Yin Yang Venerable.

Now these two are synonymous with black-bellied and troublesome essence in Lin Leyu's heart, a big man who took advantage of the entire cultivation world with a smile on his face, and there was nothing wrong afterwards.

The other is even more powerful, not only has a relationship with the legendary saint, but is also crazy and dares to pee on the head of the Venerable.

"I do have something to do with my junior brother today, I don't know if I can go in and talk. Tianyunzi still said politely.

"Forehead......" Lin Leyu hesitated for a moment, but still moved his body and let Tianyunzi and the obscene baby walk in.

Although he was extremely reluctant in his heart, it was always bad to be a guest and turn people away. And Tianyunzi's sincere eyes also made him unable to refuse!

After Tianyunzi and the lewd baby came in, Lin Leyu closed the door, and then took the two to the living room.

..........

"Dog philosophy, you ......" Looking at the dog philosophy sitting on the sofa watching TV, Lin Leyu wanted to remind the guests out loud and let it give way.

But who knows, before he finished his words, the obscene baby floating next to Tianyunzi suddenly flew out with excitement on his face.

Then I saw him fly in front of Dog Philosophy, and said with a ruffian face: "Hi...... , stupid dog, Uncle Ben, I see that you look quite good, are you interested in messing with me, to ensure that you have endless bones to gnaw in the future. ”

After saying that, the lewd baby stood straight with his legs spread out, lifted his diapers with both hands, and looked down at the dog philosophy.

At this time, Dog Philosophy gently put down the teacup in his hand, slowly raised the dog's head, and said without any emotion in his eyes: "Are you talking to me?"

"yes, what's going on? Silly dog, would you like to mess with me?"

Woo...... Woof.....

An earth-shattering dog bark sounded, and Dog Philosophy pounced directly on the lewd baby.

..........

......

Then I saw two black shadows chasing after me in the room.

As long as you follow me, I will not only give you big bones, but also cartilage and pork belly, how about it?

Woo.... Woof.....

"Not satisfied? Then I'll suffer a little loss, can I use a hundred years of mana to help you recharge your IQ?"

Woo..... Woof.....

.........

........

There was a lot of jubilation here, and Lin Leyu on the side was full of relief, and even a little excited in his heart.

"Finally someone can clean up the dog philosophy!" sighed in his heart, Lin Leyu reluctantly retracted his gaze, then looked at Tianyunzi next to him, and said enthusiastically: "Senior brother, please sit here!"

Until this moment, he suddenly felt that Tianyunzi and the obscene baby were actually quite cute.

"Uh...... Cough.... Senior Brother Lin doesn't have to be so polite, you can also please. Hearing Lin Leyu's words, Tianyunzi also retracted his gaze, and said in a somewhat unnatural voice.