Chapter 262: The Hatred of the Fire God!
Xu Que's face is naturally speechless, and it has reached the point of reaching the peak. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The ability to open your eyes and tell nonsense must also be superb!
From beginning to end, Xu Que has been implementing a truth, that is, "people are invincible if they don't have a face".
However, fortunately, he was only communicating with the empress, and was not heard by Princess Yanyang and Zixuan, otherwise Li Bai would definitely be exposed as him, so it is estimated that everyone will definitely feel shameless towards him at this time!
The empress didn't care, but when Xu Que was a naughty junior, she shook her head with a light smile, but her eyes were still looking at Xu Que like this.
Xu Que was seen as weak-hearted, and his eyes moved elsewhere.
Suddenly, he stared at the statue of Vulcan, deliberately changed the subject, and exclaimed, as if he had just noticed, "Huh, everyone, look! This idol has a broken hand!"
“......”
The empress was stunned.
Everyone present was also stunned.
The idol has a broken hand?
Yes!
We know this!
It just blew up!
We're not blind, what are you telling us to do?
Xu Que held his chin and said seriously: "This is too contrary to harmony, and it is not beautiful enough! It affects the aesthetics very much, and there is no sense of art at all! Alas! It seems that I have to take action after all!"
"What are you going to do?"
The empress was stunned again, and had a bad premonition.
"It's nothing, little girl, look at how hard you've come all the way to see me, pretending to be a coercion, I can't let you go back empty-handed, can you? Come on, come on...... I'll send you a souvenir!"
Xu Que blinked and smiled, then rolled up his sleeves and suddenly swept towards the statue on the altar.
After the idol came out, the huge body penetrated the prohibition, and the upper body was completely unprotected.
Xu Que flew towards the idol so suddenly, and immediately made everyone stunned.
What the hell is this thing for?
He flew towards the Vulcan statue, could it be that he wanted to......
No!
No way!
If you are disrespectful to the statue of the god of fire, you will be damned!
However, almost unconsciously a sense of foreboding welled up from the bottom of their hearts by everyone present.
Really......
I saw Xu Que take out a sharp sword out of thin air, instantly come to the statue, and cut it directly at the intact arm!
"Bang!"
The entire stone statue's arm was severed and fell down.
The audience was silent in an instant, and there was silence!
The stone statue's arm was cleanly severed, and then fell mercilessly. In the same way, there are still everyone's hearts hanging......
Finished!
It's really over!
Everyone was stunned.
This guy ...... How dare you really destroy the idol?
This is a great disrespect to the gods, and it will lead to revenge.
The empress also looked pale, just now she was worried that Xu Que would do something lacking in virtue, but she didn't expect that this little guy would run to destroy the idol!
Previously, Xu Que was only disrespectful to the statue, and maybe nothing would really happen.
But now that he is attacking the idol, the empress can't be calm, this will really attract revenge, and in the future, he will be killed!
"Xu Que, stop it!"
The Empress shouted.
"Presumptuous, you...... How dare you do this to the gods?"
The Fire Emperor was also angry, pointing at Xu Que and roaring.
Xu Que didn't care at all, and said indifferently: "Heavenly fart, I'm leaving you a great work of art, have you ever heard of the Venus statue? It's a statue without two hands...... Forget it, I know at a glance that you don't have knowledge, and today I will be merciful and help you complete this great work of art!"
"First of all, this hairstyle is wrong, the hair is too long!"
As he spoke, Xu Que already held the sword in his hand, swept it up again, and was as high as the head of the Condor, and played the sword against the head of the stone statue.
Woohoo!
The sword was as fast as light, and everyone in the audience was dumbfounded when they watched wisps of stone chips fall from the sky, and the hair of the Vulcan idol became shorter and shorter, and finally turned into a short-haired man.
This guy ...... Cutting the hair of the idol?
He's really crazy!
The gods won't let him go!
......
However, after Xu Que finished trimming his hair, the old god looked at the statue of the god for a while, and seemed to remember something, and said to himself with a very serious and serious expression: "I almost forgot, Venus is a statue of the goddess, and the chest of this statue is too flat, so I have to work hard! But what is used as a chest? By the way...... With it, it is just a waste ......."
With that, he picked up the severed arm, slapped it into ashes in the air, added a little water, mixed it into a ball of white clay, and slapped it directly on the chest of the idol, piling it up little by little......
"Okay, go back and fix your clothes again, it's the perfect 'Venus' statue, this is art!"
Xu Que clapped his hands and swept back to the empress's side.
Everyone in the audience was dumbfounded, looking at a brand-new god statue, and after being born in front of them, they were extremely dumbfounded.
I have to say that this new statue really looks a little different.
It looks like it has an indescribable smell, and it seems to be even better than before.
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be forced and getting one hundred and fifty points of pretending to be forced!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be forced and getting one hundred and eighty points of pretending to be forced!"
"Ding, the host has obtained the 'Hate of the Fire God', please cherish the host in the future!"
The system prompt sounded in Xu Que's mind.
Xu Que was stunned!
What's that?
Really worried about the god of fire?
This Nima is really evil!
But there is nothing to be afraid of in this kind of thing, no matter how difficult it is, I can still crush it, after all, I am the king of thunder and lightning!
Anyway, this time the king can be regarded as dedicating himself to art once.
If you want to chop, come here!
It's just a Vulcan!
Anger and hatred should thou shalt thou.
You think the king will be afraid of you!
"How's it going, little girl...... I'm going to give you this precious limited edition statue of Venus, do you like it?"
After taking a good look at his masterpiece, Xu Que turned his head and winked at the empress, and asked for merit with a smile.
"This idol has no hands......
The empress smiled bitterly and said.
"What's wrong with no hands? I'll tell you! This is what you don't know! This statue of Venus is especially precious because of the broken arm. Come on, come on...... Set up the stool, you ...... All of you, come and listen to the lecture!"
Pointing to the two broken arms of the statue, Xu Que said with a serious look: "If these two arms grow on them well, can this be called beautiful? Opposite...... Look at it! Now like this, two arms are missing, this is the beauty of regret! Isn't life sometimes the same? Because regrets are beautiful, they are too complete and perfect, but they fall into the cliché......
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[First Update!] (To be continued.) )