Chapter 256, Whack-a-Mole
Chapter 256, Whack-a-Mole
Things are going according to the established script, don't you know that the praying mantis catches the cicada and the yellow finch is behind. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Secretly, Gu Zhenren and others have already paid attention to every move of the Liyuan Festival, and the net has been secretly unfolded, just waiting for the net to be closed after the event.
Besides, after Svein came to power, there was a thunderous roar in the audience, and it turned out to be a giant who came in the field, that person was two feet tall and had a hideous face, it was the Demon Zombie Sein.
The demon zombie Sain carried the giant axe, and said in a loud voice:
"Wu Na Tang Emperor, hurry up and send me three jars of good wine, otherwise if I pass, I'm afraid that I will step on your high platform and frighten your beauty, hahaha......"
This giant is so arrogant, he dares to directly call the Tang Dynasty Emperor, is it really no one in the Tang Dynasty?
Isn't this move a bit too obvious? What they want is this kind of effect, which not only stimulates the Tang Dynasty, but also completely puts the crown prince Li Chengqian on the chopping block, and the left and right sides are harming the interests of the Tang Dynasty, so why not?
Looking at the fierce faces of the big villains in the field and the wheel-like giant axes, there was silence and silence in the audience.
On the high platform of the pear orchard, Li Shimin, the king of Tang, was calm and calm, and said with a smile:
"I don't know what to call a strong man, although you are big, but if you want to drink my three altars of fine wine, you need to have a little effort in your hands. Hahaha......"
Seeing that he didn't frighten King Tang, the demon zombie Sain was a little annoyed, raised the giant axe, and smashed it on the head a few times with the axe, "bumping" sound, Sain raised his head to the sky and let out a long roar, and shouted:
"I'm an immortal zombie! If you want to weigh my ability, someone has to dare to stand up! Who dares to compare with me? If you hurt me, don't blame me!"
What kind of head is that! When Sein smashed his head with an axe, not only was it loud, but there were faint sparks splashing around.
With such a big man, his whole body is like a cast of pig iron, who can be the enemy?
When everyone was hesitating, they suddenly heard a loud laugh on the stage, it was the bearded Daojun Pan Shizheng. The new head of the Maoshan Sect and the national teacher of the Tang Dynasty said loudly:
"Today coincides with a grand event, and I, Master Pan of the Maoshan Sect, will accompany you, the big man, to have fun, and it can be regarded as a good time for the saint and the queen!"
With that, he jumped up, volleyed his sword, and flew around Demon Zombie Sein a few times. After a while, he was dizzy and dizzy.
Ren Na Sain is too strong, and when he encounters an opponent who can't be caught, he can't do anything in a hurry.
Demon Zombie Grace shouted angrily, slammed the giant axe to the ground, and roared angrily:
"Pan Shizheng, as the head of the Maoshan Sect, do you only have the ability to escape? If you don't come down again, I will go over and tear down the high platform under the seat of the Tang Emperor!"
The bearded Daojun Pan Shi was standing on the Jin Lin Sword with his hands in his hands, and his instrument was magnificent. Laughed:
"Sain, it's you who are boring yourself, don't blame me for being ruthless. Although your cultivation is high, although your strength is great. But I have the Demon God Protector, and I have to be taught by the Dark Demon Saint the 'King Kong Change', if I hurt and touch you, don't blame me, hahaha......"
Don't look at the bearded Daojun who seems to be rude, but in fact, he is delicate and knows the strategy of facing the enemy in battle.
"The Art of War" has a cloud: soldiers, sophistry. Therefore, it can be shown but cannot be used, it is not used to show it, it is near and it is far away, and it is far away and it is shown to be near. Profit and temptation, chaos and take, real and prepared, strong and avoid, angry and scratch, humble and arrogant, hard work, kiss and leave, attack its unpreparedness, surprise. The victory of this soldier cannot be passed on first. Pan Shizheng flew with the sword before, teasing Sain in order to consume Sain's physical strength, which was the use of "easy and hard".
The 16-character formula of our contemporary guerrilla warfare is that the enemy "advances and retreats, the enemy is stationed and disturbs us, the enemy is tired and we fight, and the enemy retreats and we pursue." This is also the truth.
Pan Shizheng returned the words of Demon Zombie Sain as they were, which even aroused Sain's anger, Demon Zombie Sain's mind was already bad (he smashed his head with an axe every day, and the good ones would be smashed), and this anger completely lost his mind.
I saw that his eyes were full of anger, and he jumped high and held the giant axe to slash indiscriminately, Pan Shizheng was calm, and easily dodged in the air with the Jin Lin sword, and Ren Na Sain's giant axe left Dao axe marks in the field, but he couldn't even touch the corners of Pan Shizheng's clothes.
It's a pity that Sain's flying axe was snatched away by Li Yunlong, otherwise, he would still be a bit of a threat to Pan Shizheng.
The bearded Daojun Pan Shi was looking at the fact that Sain's physical strength was almost exhausted. Then he put away the Jin Lin sword and fell to the ground. Without waiting for Sain to rush over, Pan Shizheng shouted:
"Demon God Protector!"
I saw Teng Teng's demonic energy surround his body, his body shape changed, he was as high as Zhang Yu, his muscles were hairy, and his head was born with two horns, as if a demon god had descended.
When the demon zombie Sain saw it, he threw the giant axe in his hand to the ground, and compared it with the "Demon God" Pan Shi with his hand, but smiled. That means, what if you're going to change? Not a dwarf!
Unexpectedly, the "Demon God" Pan Shizheng shouted angrily again:
"King Kong Change!"
The Demon God's magic body suddenly changed, turning into a great demon god of more than ten zhang, which really scared the Demon Zombie Sein. Sein is only two feet tall, standing in front of the Great Demon God, less than the height of the Great Demon God's knees, how should this battle be fought?
Sein hurriedly grabbed the giant axe and cut it down according to the "Great Demon God" Pan Shizheng, the Great Demon God raised his foot, dodged Sein's axe, and took advantage of the situation to kick Seon into the ground.
I can't hurt you, I trample you into the dirt, no matter how great your ability is, you can't show it, right?
When the "Great Demon God" Pan Shizheng moved his big feet, he struggled to climb out of the pit, spit out the sand and soil in his mouth, and roared angrily:
"It's okay, come back ......"
What the Demon Zombie Sain means is to compare and contrast again. Where will the great demon god Pan Shizheng talk nonsense with him, raise his leg and kick again, although Sain has great strength, his skills are not sensitive, where can he dodge, yes, he was trampled into the soil again.
As soon as the "Great Demon God" Pan Shizheng moved his foot, Sain crawled out again and shouted:
"It's okay, come back ......"
The "Demon God" Pan Shi was troublesome, so he simply squatted on the ground, stretched out his hands and slapped indiscriminately, and the Demon Zombie Sain was photographed when he climbed out, and he was photographed when he climbed out. This situation is like a game of whack-a-mole in later generations......
Let you be as strong as iron, but you are not as tall as me, and I will smash you into the dirt, what else do you have to do?
This was originally a dragon fight, but it turned into a farce, which invisibly made the extremely nervous people immediately feel a lot easier.
What about the ferocity of the demons in the Western Regions? When he met Pan Shizheng, a national teacher who could subdue demons and subdue demons, he didn't just eat the soil? Everyone was so happy, even Li Shimin, the Tang King who had always been extremely majestic, laughed and said:
"National teacher, stop your hands, that Sain has eaten so much soil, I'm afraid I'm about to choke. Come on, send three jars of wine over, Sain has brought so much fun to my Tang monarchs, and he should be rewarded!hahaha......"