Chapter 907: Helicopter Flying Chicken
Nonsense, are the brothers who don't stab each other embarrassed to call themselves comers?
You know, all the brothers who come over are potential enemies, except for one, stab when it's time to stab the knife, don't be polite, the person who is polite and stabbed is yourself.
"Eh, who is the initiator of this big operation, and who knows the specific plan of this big operation?"
A group of brothers who came over, you look at me, I also look at you, what I see is that my eyes are sore and my head is swollen, I hate each other, and the murderous aura in my eyes can't be maintained, and I don't see a brother who comes over shouting "Yes, that's right, it's me", and suddenly became upset and irritable.
You say, in the middle of the night, who doesn't want to have a good rest, even if they don't want to rest, they can go to what Huiqin Yazhu, Xinqin Xiaozhu is happy and happy, and it is better than pouring the night breeze here.
They can't afford to go to the heart of the piano, it doesn't mean that Huiqin Yazhu can't afford to go to the heart of the small building, at least the name has a qin, building and other words, and it can also be a psychological comfort.
And the initiator of this big operation, must be a fool, which big operation in the past was not in the city, the initiator's brain must have been gnawed by the dog, and he will choose the Shili Pavilion, a place where no pedestrians are seen before and no ghosts are seen, and their brains must be pedaled by the donkey, so they stupidly agreed to come down.
Plop, plop!
"What's the sound? Monster, monster!"
But at this moment, the sound of chicken wings flapping approached Shili Pavilion, and at that high altitude, I saw a huge shadow with wings blocking the moonlight, and gradually pressed down, and some timid brothers were already weak in their legs, crying and crawling to leave.
Plop puff puff!
"What kind of monster, if you don't have knowledge, you should have knowledge, have you ever seen such a handsome monster?"
Finally, the huge shadow fell to the ground with a tremor, crushing a piece of flowers and plants, and I saw a monster with two huge eye bubbles, round and rolling, and the body surface was reflecting the arc light by the shadow, and rolled round and rolled in front of everyone, lifting the eye bubbles, revealing a human face.
Isn't that exact, brother?
Ahem, everyone is a brother who came over, but this brother is not the brother who came over, and people are full of scenes, so they can't just be those group performances.
"Eh, come over brother, your 'Flying Immortal' dress is a novelty, could it be the plan of today's big operation, I want to pretend to be an alien to attract the attention of the piano girl, and do not pay and bend the heart of the beauty!"
Seeing that the monster was not a monster, a group of brothers who came over calmed down again, and a few brothers who had strange habits of costume surrounded the brothers who came over to make a good evaluation, and the more they talked, the more excited they became, the more they felt that they had a head, and secretly made up their plans.
Yes, I'll wear it that way next time!
If it is not successful, change your dress again, maybe you will be able to touch the soft place in the heart of the piano girl next time!
Ahem, don't digress, just talk about it, brother.
It turned out that the brother who came here before was mistaken for a monster because he was wearing a huge eye patch made of crystal on his face and a thick leather coat on his body, which looked like a flying fairy out of the sky.
In the middle of the night, in the dead of night, a flying fairy suddenly appeared, and everyone was inevitably flustered, thinking that he was a monster!
"The plan isn't me, it's behind me!"
The brother snorted coldly, too lazy to bother with this group of "ordinary people", but when he thought that these "ordinary people" would be his gold customers in the future, he smiled again, and said loudly: "Please allow me to introduce tonight's action, code name, look!"
The so-called lookout action, after being introduced by the elder brother, to the effect that he went through the 7749 retreat, did not sleep, did not eat or drink, and finally created an invention of the golden heaven and earth weeping ghosts and gods - the helicopter flying chicken.
This helicopter flying chicken is amazing, it does not eat oil, does not consume electricity, has zero loss, has no pollution, but it is a pure green and non-toxic invention, and most importantly, it can go to heaven.
If you don't go to the sky, what is a flying chicken, but it's better to call it a tank?
Eh, saying this, a flash of inspiration flashed in my brother's mind, and he suddenly felt that he had grasped the context of the future war, if the tank car was invented and sold to Cat Xingguo and Wang Xingguo respectively, and let them beat the cat brain and dog brain into pig brain, it would definitely be very profitable.
But you have to ask what the heavens do, we are all earthly people, we live well on the earth, and there is nothing to eat or drink in the sky, the key is that there is no piano girl, what are we doing in heaven?
If I want to go up to you, it's better to go up all of them, so that no one will rob me of the piano and girl...... Ahem, it almost exposed the sinister intentions.
Anyway, brother, I am loyal, even if there is a fairy in the sky, I don't want it, I want to play the piano girl, you all go up.
Then the brother will reward them with two ear scrapers!
If I don't go to heaven, who will I get for the cost of inventing the helicopter chicken, and how will I use the helicopter chicken to make money in the future?
Ahem, no, it's not heavenly, how do you peep at the piano girl, ahem, it's not right, it's appreciation, appreciate the piano girl.
Everyone is a person with feelings, and voyeurism can be called voyeurism by people with feelings?
That's called appreciation! It's the same as appreciating a work of art, it's a kind of critical gaze, people appreciate the art of art in order to encourage the author and urge him to keep improving, and we appreciate the piano girl in order to remind the piano girl that she must always dress up beautifully.
After such a little bit of the brother who came, the hearts of many brothers who came over lit up and slapped their thighs suddenly.
, that's it!
If you want to say that Qinxin Xiaozhu has always only talked about money and not love, no money, no matter how infatuated you are, you can't get into Qinxin Xiaozhu, and you can't even see the girl and relieve their lovesickness.
But with the helicopter flying chicken, they can go to the sky, and they can peep into the sky, cough cough, and they can appreciate the piano girl.
Even if the piano girl is angry, they can say that they are blowing the wind from the sky, and it is not that the wind is strong in the sky, and the blowing is cold and comfortable.
As for voyeurism, well, appreciation, other brothers who came over did it, and I definitely didn't do it.
Anyway, I won't admit it if you ask me.
All in all, in short, with the invention of the helicopter flying chicken, the brothers can say goodbye to the pain of lovesickness, and how they want to see the piano girl in the future, look at the left, look at the side, look at the top, look below, well, you can't see it below, this can be strengthened in the future, come over and remember it.
But at least there are many more angles than 365 degrees of viewing without dead angles, and it is definitely worth the money if it is a hemispherical view.
And what is more worthwhile is that the brother who came over understands that they are both from the end of the world, why be embarrassed when they meet, and also give each brother who boarded the helicopter flying chicken with a high-precision, anti-blue light, anti-radiation, night vision, thermal vision, and perspective, even if the piano girl hides in the bathroom, it can be seen multi-functional telescope, and no additional fees will be charged.
Of course, boarding the helicopter flying chicken is to buy a chicken ticket, and the chicken ticket is also charged according to the time, and you can't let the family come over to work in vain.
"Well, well, yes, yes, the brother who came over is really kind, even if he can't see through it, he can't let the brother who came over lose money, right? ”
Then there was a righteous brother who walked out awe-inspiringly, and according to the price of the brother who came over, he paid thirty taels of silver on the spot and got on the helicopter flying chicken.
Eh, you said that three hours and thirty taels are expensive, then you must have never been to Qinxin Xiaozhu.
"And me, I want a monthly, a monthly, I don't know if the monthly subscription can be discounted?"
But there is a brother who came over who was more domineering, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he wanted to pay for the month, but he provoked the eyes of the brother who came over to look like an idiot.
"Hmph, it's still discounted, don't go on it if it's too expensive, come over brother, I'll set an annual package first, according to your current price, but if the market price rises in the future, you can come to my house at any time to make up the difference!"
The brother who bought the chicken ticket before came back again, and he didn't answer, he directly took a sign and stuffed it into the hand of the brother who came over, and walked away arrogantly, and stomped his feet again and again when he came over the month, and he gritted his teeth and bought an annual package.
"And me, and me!"
Immediately, other brothers rushed to buy, and you pushed me to squeeze, and it was a mess.
It only made the boundless outside the crowd roll their eyes!
He hated, not only because he didn't have a word of truth in his brother's mouth, but also because he was in retreat for 7749 days?
Wu Yan can remember that since the opening of his gynecological holy hand hall, his brother has to come every three or five days, and he said that he was doing market research, but in fact, he wanted to inquire about why the gynecological holy hand hall was so profitable.
If it weren't for the boundless strict defense, coupled with the fact that the brother who came over was indeed not highly accomplished in the gynecology doctor's party, where would he still wait for the gynecology doctor hall to steal his business, his business would have been tossed and bankrupt by the brother who came over!
What's more, because my brother is now making a lot of money and making a lot of money, I didn't even take him with me.
But he also didn't want to think about it, didn't he bring someone with him when he made money before?
This is a report and a report, not a report, the time has not yet come!
"Come here, brother, you can't get on, I'm going to send you!"
In such a dozen strokes, many brothers who came over got on the helicopter flying chicken, and only one person was left, but I saw that the brother had a little cheap smile on his face, and he was clearly saying: "Sample, you didn't take me with you last time, and now that you have made a lot of money, I won't take you!"
Wuyun was so angry that his chest bulged, and he said viciously: "Hehe, hey, just ...... Let's buy it for three hours!"
In the last sentence, he was ashamed and embarrassed, not because this sentence was too "heartfelt" and too spineless, but because this money was earned by the brother who came over, and he hated it!
Only he earns other people's money, and no one can earn his money, except, except, piano girl, Wuyun secretly swears.
"I don't know what my brother thinks of my business?"
Who knows, Wuyun took out the money here, but the brother who came over was scared, and seeing Wuyun's puzzled expression, he had to grit his teeth and said: "Actually, my helicopter flying chicken has many benefits, but it is only the same, it is launched by manpower, if the brother is willing to help, I can share it...... Half of the red for you!"
Hey, Bancheng, is it possible, you want to send him away with such a little money?
Wuyun sneered: "Okay, I agreed!"