Chapter 8: Cat Poop and Mysterious Fruit

"Oh. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info. Wukong felt a little strange when he heard this, he blinked his monkey eyes, glanced at Bajie, and asked very casually: "What? all these years... Didn't you get her some elixir of longevity?"

"Of course there is! but... It's a pity!" Bajie put down the fleshy paw in his hand and sighed sadly: "Her physique is very ordinary, it can be said that she is congenitally insufficient, even if it is a panacea, she has only lived two or three hundred years longer than ordinary people! I'm already satisfied!"

"Oh, that's too!" Goku sat up straight, "Then you... Over the years,

Where are they?"

"Me?" Bajie shrugged his shoulders, patted his thigh, and smiled wryly, "I, since I left Gao Laozhuang, I also wanted to find a good place, but unfortunately, I don't know any skills except for my strength, and I am not as handsome as you, and I don't want to do the trick of going back to occupy the mountain as the king and stealing chickens and dogs, so I often have no fixed place to live and I can't eat!"

"Oh... How... Is that so? Wukong glanced at Bajie with sympathy. This pig's head, the clothes on his body are obviously some years old, and they look very shabby.

"Then why don't you come to me?"

Bajie scratched his big ears a little ashamedly, "I have also defected to some of the brothers in the past, but when people saw my fat-headed, big-eared, idle-looking appearance, they all politely refused!"

"Why?" Goku wondered.

"Ahem, just like me, I can eat but can't do it, it's useless, ordinary people don't look down on me at all, hehehehe... ！”

Wukong was stunned for a moment, but instantly understood, he poured a bowl of wine and raised it, "Come, Bajie, my old grandson will give you a glass." ”

"It's done!" Bajie held the bowl with one hand, raised it high, and drank it in one gulp.

After drinking, a trace of sourness drifted through the monkey's heart. He never thought that the dignified Buddha realm pure altar messenger, specially helped the Bodhisattvas of the Quartet to clean up the tribute wine, tribute fruits, etc., there is no shortage of food and drink immortals, the world is declining, and it is even like this, it is really the vicissitudes of the world, the world is hot and cold!

Bajie dried the first bowl, poured himself full of wine, picked up the bowl, the pig's nose inhaled left and smelled right, only to feel a burst of wine fragrance.

He stuck out his tongue, bared his fangs, and took a sip, shaking his head and shaking his ears, "Good wine!

Wukong couldn't help laughing, "You nerd, you know how to drink, do you know that this wine is the only one in my Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, called Monkey Wine, this is the favorite wine of my monkey monkey grandchildren." ”

Bajie dried up the monkey wine in the bowl in one go, smashed it in his mouth, looked at Wukong with envy and said, "Sure enough, good wine, good wine! Brother Monkey, quickly, give the old pig another bowl." ”

"Okay!" Wukong picked up the jar and filled another bowl for Bajie.

"My monkey wine, is made of hundreds of high-grade fairy fruits on Huaguo Mountain, with dozens of rare herbs and dozens of precious treasures, repeatedly fermented, blended, after the first wine is brewed, and then placed in a tree hole in the mountain with an age of 108,000 years, slowly precipitated, continued to ferment, and after 500 years to produce ten altars. This monkey wine, mortals can drink one sip, it can eliminate all diseases, drink two sips, prolong life for ten years, there are many benefits?" Wukong said with a smile.

"Oh?" When Bajie heard this, his eyes immediately lit up, he smashed the pig's mouth, his eyes rolled, and he immediately turned to look at Wukong and said, "This... Monkey wine, and this benefit? Okay, later, when the old pig leaves, you can get me two more jars to bring, and I will take them back and taste them slowly!"

"Hahaha, you save it!" Wukong hurriedly stopped, "You idiot, I know you will say this, I am the last two altars, if it weren't for your Bajie coming, I wouldn't be willing to take it out, if you can drink this wine, you can enjoy you!" Wukong laughed.

"Hmph, I know that you are a little child, and you are reluctant!" Bajie rolled his eyes, and drank three bowls in a row before stopping for the time being.

"Hey, what kind of fruit is this?" Bajie picked up a strange-looking fruit and looked at it curiously, licked the pig's tongue, clicked, and almost dropped a drop of saliva.

"That's ... Cat!" Wukong squinted his drunken eyes and said casually: "The specialty of this mountain... Good stuff!"

"Cat... Bajie stared at the jet-black fruit in his hand and took a closer look. The fruit was pitch black, and it did look a bit like a kitten's.

"What a weird mess?" he rolled his eyes, and with a snap of his big hand, he snapped the fruit in half from the middle.

The peel opened, and a blue-purple caterpillar-like thing staggered out of it.

"Oh, my mother!" Bajie Pig saw it clearly, trembling with fright, got up and shook his hand, and almost smashed the fruit on the monkey's face, "What a broken fruit! Why is there a caterpillar hiding inside!" he exclaimed.

"Hahahaha... The monkey slapped his legs and laughed wildly, "You pig's head, oops! ！”

"Do you still have the heart to laugh?" Bajie glared at the monkey dissatisfied, "What kind of broken fruit are you, you have been given the king of the mountain by the insects, and you are still proud!"

"Hahaha... You idiot!" the monkey laughed so hard that tears fell, "That's the flesh, where is the worm!"

"Pulp?" Bajie was a little unconvinced when he heard this, and turned his hand and peeled off a piece of cat feces.

This time he looked carefully, and when he looked closely, it was true that there were any insects there, but the blue-purple flesh looked too much like a caterpillar.

"Hey, I almost scared my old pig to death just now!" he patted his chest and muttered self-deprecatingly, "If you don't fight demons all these years, your guts have become smaller than a caterpillar." ”

Wukong laughed, "Hahahaha, this is the Strange Fruit Cat." Sounds a bit awesome, right?"

"Bah, bah!" Bajie stumbled the monkey while keeping his hands busy, eating and shrivating.

Wukong grabbed a handful of grapes and stuffed them into his mouth, he glanced at Bajie, and said secretly: "This stupid pig, this eating appearance is really unbearable!"

After eating and drinking for a while, the Bajie reached into his arms, groped in his chest pocket for a long time, and suddenly took out a small gray cloth bag.

"Hehe, what is this? It can't be the meeting gift you brought me, right?" Wukong saw it in his eyes and couldn't help but tease Bajie.

Bajie suddenly looked embarrassed, "Brother Monkey, I'm so poor, where did I get the meeting gift, it's just two small fruits!" he said, slowly opening the cloth bag, and the two small red fruits were gradually revealed.

"This is ... Goku looked a little puzzled.

Because, although the two small fruits in front of him looked red, they were too small, only the size of a fingernail, and they looked a little dry and lackluster.

Bajie picked one up and stuffed it into his mouth, smashed it a few times and said: "This is a very magical wild fruit, called the mysterious fruit, although it is small, but it tastes good, once, it also saved my life!"

"Mysterious fruit?" Wukong scratched his head when he heard this, "It's just this broken fruit, and it's still a mysterious fruit, so where is its mystery?"

"Hehe, it's magical because after you eat it, you won't feel sour when you eat other sour fruits, it's all sweet!"

"Oh, is there such a fruit in the world?" Goku reluctantly reached out and took one and stuffed it into his mouth. Although the fruit looks dry, but the taste is sour, sour, weird, indeed... Not bad, right?

It's just strange that after swallowing this mysterious fruit, when Goku went to eat that sour wild fruit again, sure enough, there was only sweetness left in his mouth.

"Hehe, it's a little interesting!" said Goku, baring his teeth.