"Sleep your sister, get up!"

"You scumbags, it's only two o'clock, I'm on the street, I don't know how to code, when will I become a god?!"

Bai Xiaohu's head was buzzing, all the roars in the chat group last night when he was desperately coding.

"Bai Xiaohu, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, you really want to cultivate immortals?!"

"Bai Xiaohu is about to cross the catastrophe, fellow Daoists quickly avoid it. Beware of being struck by lightning!"

The taunts were loud and ......

"As soon as you enter Xianxia, it is as deep as the sea, and from then on the sunshine is a passerby. Our monks are companions of the night, and if you don't talk nonsense, you are gan......"

n......

Bai Xiaohu didn't finish a word, and fell on the keyboard.

Abrupt!

A good young man, just because of crazy code words, he cultivates immortals every night.

Died young.

However, Bai Xiaohu's consciousness did not disappear.

Instead, he came to a real world of cultivating immortals!

Heavenly Dome Star, Northern Frontier Heavenly Domain, Great Yan Sword Sect.

Bai Xiaohu, an outer disciple, woke up slowly, and the two memories in his mind were intertwined.

"Bai Xiaohu, you write blindly all day long, and you don't make money by writing so much. It's hairy!"

"Dead bunk! You're still a chicken in the street!"

This is from the memory of Bai Xiaohu, a writer who fights the streets of the earth......

"Hehe, do you see that dead fat man? Do you think you're the son of the head of the Inner Gate Sword Law Hall?"

"People are the eldest young master, the old lady is the head of the Sword Law Hall, and the father is the head of the spiritual dining room. ”

"Look at how rich and noble people are, seventeen years old, two hundred and fifty pounds!"

"Haha, it's a two-hundred-five, and I don't know how his father's dead fat man hooked up with the beauty of the Sword Law Hall. ”

"Dead fat boy, pick up dung!"

......

This is the memory of Bai Xiaohu, an outer disciple of the Great Yan Sword Sect!

Memories exist, but consciousness is gone.

Now when I open my eyes, it is Bai Xiaohu, a street writer who struggles to get up and bloated!

"Damn, isn't it! Dude just crossed over, and you kid has become a waste of wood for people to bully. ”

"Why don't you let your buddies come over when you're enjoying your happiness at the inner door......

Bai Xiaohu shook his head, surrounded by dilapidated miscellaneous servants' residences, and a musty smell rippled.

I wanted to take a deep breath and calm down to get used to the situation.

But the smell rushed into his nasal cavity, and Bai Xiaohu felt that it was still ...... Forget it.

White Little Tiger.

He was originally a disciple of the spiritual dining room of the inner gate of the Great Yan Sword Sect.

His father is Bai Hao, the head of the spiritual dining room, and his mother is Lin Cuiyu, the head of the Inner Gate Sword Law Hall.

It's just that two months ago, the Heavenly Dome Realm guarded by the Great Yan Sword Sect suddenly collapsed, and powerful and fierce demon beasts poured out.

And Bai Xiaohu's parents teamed up to force the demon beast back and rushed into the Heavenly Dome Realm, and when the enchantment seal of the Heavenly Dome Realm was restored, the two of them failed to come out.

Everyone knows that it is impossible for those who enter the Heavenly Dome Realm to come out alive.

Originally, Bai Xiaohu's parents died to protect the sect, and they should be regarded as heroes, so that Bai Xiaohu would have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of his life, and the sect would vigorously cultivate.

However, Bai Xiaohu's head lacked a string and collided with the new Sword Law Hall seat.

Then he was thrown to the outer door and belonged to the miscellaneous department, that is, the miscellaneous servants who did the dirtiest and most tiring work!

The most rubbish outer disciple.

The most hateful thing is that the new seat of this Sword Law Hall also abolished Bai Xiaohu's cultivation, causing Bai Xiaohu's meridians to stagnate and his dantian to be trapped.

There was no way to cultivate at all, and Bai Xiaohu's cultivation talent was not very good.

Staying in the inner door spiritual dining room, it was entirely because Bai Xiaohu perfectly inherited the craftsmanship of his father Bai Hao and was able to make a delicious spiritual meal!

This is enough to make Bai Xiaohu's position in the inner gate stable.

But now?

Bai Xiaohu was thrown to the outer gate, not to mention, he was still the most statusless miscellaneous disciple.

Any person can bully him, and Bai Xiaohu is fat and clumsy, and he has no cultivation at all.

I'm tired to death every day, and I can't grab a good job in the morning, so I can only carry the burden at the end of the crowd, pick up the dung, and then water hundreds of acres of spiritual fields!

In two months, he dropped from 250 pounds to 180 pounds, but he still looks fat......

The most hateful thing is that when you pick up dung, you have to be bullied by Shi Dali, a disciple of the beast department who raises demon beasts!

Finally, Bai Xiaohu couldn't stand it anymore.

Last night, I secretly ran to the cliff of the ridge, and I wanted to jump down and end my life.

As a result, the Heavenly Dome Realm where the enchantment was closed seemed to be unstable, and a fireball fell from it, and it happened to hit Bai Xiaohu's body.

This has happened more than a dozen times in two months. Not surprising at all.

Bai Xiaohu was unlucky to become one of them, only seventeen years old, suddenly!

"Oh, no! Didn't you get killed by a meteor?

Bai Xiaohu looked at his bloated figure, reached out and pinched the fat on his stomach, and looked confused.

I kept complaining in my heart.

No matter how you say it, you are more handsome than one on the earth, so to speak, there is nothing but handsome.

Now it's about having good looks or not, having a figure without a figure, and having the ability to ......

Well, it seems that he has a very good chef skill, but now he doesn't even have the slightest cultivation, what kind of spiritual food can he do, he can only eat dung!

Bai Xiaohu desperately recalled the memories after being killed by the fireball, but he couldn't think of anything.

Everything is enough for Bai Xiaohu to have a headache right now. As soon as the sky dawned, everyone here had run away, and I must have to pick up the dung again.

But at least an hour has passed. Now that I have passed, I still have to be beaten to death by Shi Dali?

"What are you talking about? What about cultivating immortals? It's okay to be such a waste of wood, you have to at least let me be able to cultivate." It's going to kill me. ”

Bai Xiaohu howled miserably.

"At least give me a golden finger of the old man with me!"

"Hum! The Immortal Swallowing System has been activated. ”

A voice sounded in his head that made Bai Xiaohu instantly excited.

Goldfinger is coming!

"Scan the host state. ”

【Satiety】3

[Spiritual Value] 0

[Repair] None

The [Exercise System] is not open

[Spell System] is not available

[Magic Weapon System] is not available

The Elixir System is not open

Not open......

A series of garbage attributes, and the lack of open systems, made Bai Xiaohu feel that he was being despised by the system.

"[Rating] scum, congratulations! You're really a piece of shit!"

Bai Xiaohu couldn't stand it anymore.

"Congratulations to your sister! Hurry up and hang me, I'm going to counterattack! I'm in danger!"

"The system takes pity on you, choose binding, and you can get the binding package. ”

"Choose not to bind, and send you back to Earth immediately. ”

Bai Xiaohu was a little confused.

"Can you go back?"

"Can you go back, do you choose to go back, and accept the fate of sudden death. ”

......

"Damn! It's better to die than to live, of course I won't go back!"

"Bind, bind!"

Airplanes!

"The binding is successful, and the binding package is obtained, is it open?"

At that moment, the broken fence outside the miscellaneous department was kicked open.

Then there was a voice that made Bai Xiaohu Chrysanthemum tighten:

"Dead fat boy, don't pick up big dung! Do you dare to sleep a lot? Lao Tzu will beat you to death today!"

Isn't this Shi Dali, the beast breeding disciple of the beast department?

This guy came in so quickly.

"System, open it! Open it quickly! Quickly open it for Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu doesn't want to pick up big dung!"

"You are sharp, what if you let people kill Lao Tzu in a while!"

Bai Xiaohu howled wildly......