People in the countryside sometimes go too far when they joke, but everyone doesn't take it seriously. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info but there are also many cases where the fire is overfired because of jokes, and it has risen from a literary fight to a martial arts.

Zhang Wenrong has seen fat cats fishing with his own eyes, so he is very confident in fat cats.

However, the fat cat's tail was left in the water for a long time and no fish were baited. I'm a little anxious.

Zhang Enzhong saw that Zhang Wenrong was in a hurry, so he said to Zhang Zhaohua with some pride, "Zhaohua, it seems that you have to go to the house to get me a pot of tea." ”

"What are you anxious about? How long has it been?" Zhang Zhaohua was not in a hurry at all.

"Why is it not too long? You won't be fooling around, will you? If you keep waiting here, you won't be able to tell whether you win or lose. Zhang Enzhong said with some dissatisfaction.

"How long has it been, less than an hour. Zhang Zhaohua was a little impatient.

"Uncle Ji Wang, you come to judge the theory, ask Hua to make a bet with me just now......" Lieutenant General Zhang Enzhong said the cause and effect.

Zhang Jiwang sneered, "Enzhong, you are really good at calculating." It's embarrassing to bet with a kid. ”

"Uncle Jiwang, it's not right for you to say that. It's not that I'm going to bet with them, it's that Hua has to bet with me. Aren't bets all about casual talk?" Zhang Enzhong was very thick-skinned.

"Ball day. Do you deserve two pieces of tofu to be called a bamboo tube? A bamboo carving alone costs a few cents. You also want to change someone else's bamboo tube tea. Are you still a human being even a child?" Zhang Jiwang scolded directly unceremoniously.

"Forget it, Grandpa Jiwang, don't worry, he's going to lose. Zhang Zhaohua still seems to be very sure.

"Okay! I'll wait another half an hour, and I won't wait any longer, call the flower, and if you have a kind, you're willing to gamble and lose." Zhang Enzhong used a radical method on Zhang Zhaohua.

"Don't worry. I'll show the fish right away. Zhang said without looking back.

Before Zhang finished speaking, he heard a miserable scream from the fat cat: Meow!

The fat cat jumped up from the rock, but its tail seemed to be pulled by something.

"Fishing! fishing!" Zhang Wenrong shouted excitedly.

Zhang Jiwang originally wanted to blame Zhang Jiahua for a few words, but who knew that the cat's tail really caught something.

"What did you catch?" Zhang Enzhong was very skeptical. Lian Lian asked.

"Tuanyu, it's Tuanyu. This mass of fish bites the fat cat's tail, no wonder the fat cat hurts like this. Zhang Jiagen hurriedly jumped onto the stone. A two- or three-pound fish bit the tail of the fat cat. No wonder the fat cat is in pain like that.

"Uncle Enzhong, this clump of fish is also a fish, right?" Zhang Zhaohua asked with a smile.

Zhang Enzhong really wanted to play tricks, "How can a group fish be considered a fish?"

"Zhang Enzhong, if you dare to cheat, see if I don't kill you!" Zhang Jiagen couldn't hold his breath the most, and immediately rushed up from the dock.

Zhang Hangao and Zhang Wenrong hurriedly pulled Zhang Jiagen away, "Zhang Enzhong can't be relied on!"

Zhang Jiwang smiled, "Enzhong, you are also a little bit of talent." In this life, I will also make tofu. But you don't think about it carefully, every time you fight with the flowers, which time do you win? ”

Zhang Enzhong was frightened by Zhang Jiwang's words, yes, this is Zhang Zhaohua. If you really provoke others, they can just put a spell on themselves, and they will be able to cure themselves.

"Okay, okay, I recognize it. I throw in the towel. I'm just joking with the flowers. Don't take it seriously. Zhang Enzhong admitted that he was soft.

"It's called Hua, have we made dinner with this ball of fish?" Zhang Hangao asked.

"Let it go. The sailor does not eat the ballfish. "Zhang Zhaohua still has the rules of Meishan Shuishi in his head.

"Let it go, it's such a big group of fish, and if you put it in the town and sell it, I'm afraid it's worth more than ten or twenty yuan." Zhang Jiagen was a little reluctant.

"Let the flowers be released, and they will be released. Zhang Wenrong was about to release his group of fish, and he was dumbfounded, this group of fish was really ruthless, and his mouth shook one of the fat cat's tails tightly. The fat cat kept screaming but couldn't get out of the fish's mouth.

"I'm coming!" Zhang Jiwang was naturally much richer than these children, jumped down, and knocked a little the head of the fish with a wooden ruler in his hand, and directly knocked the fish unconscious. Only then did the fish loosen its mouth and loosen the fat cat's tail.

The fat cat immediately jumped up to the riverbank, ran to a tree, and refused to come down. Now I refuse to go fishing in the river.

Zhang Zhaohua then understood why this fat cat liked to eat fish so much, but he didn't come to the river to fish, so he had to eat the fish he raised. Isn't that obvious? There's not just fish in this river, there's something else besides fish. This clump of fish is very difficult for ordinary people to touch, but this fat cat is very attractive to these things.

"Fat cat, come here. Dinner is up to you. Zhang Zhaohua beckoned to the fat cat in the tree.

The fat cat could only bite the bullet and walked over to Zhang Zhaohua.

"That tuanyu has been let go for so long, and it definitely won't be fooled again. Zhang Zhaohua said.

After this fright, Tuanyu naturally wouldn't stay where he was stupid. But several people also alarmed the fish in the water. That tuanyu will definitely change places. Naturally, they won't come over to steal business.

"Wang!" the leopard saw that the fat cat was passive and slack, and immediately warned him. This time it is much more effective than Zhang Zhaohua's orders. The fat cat slipped back to the boulder from before, then lay down on the boulder honestly, and lowered his tail into the river.

This time, as expected, Zhang Zhaohua did not expect. Those clumps of fish should have gone far. This time it was a crucian carp weighing more than a pound.

However, Zhang Enzhong has already left, and Zhang Jiwang is also busy with his affairs.

"Buckets, buckets. Gagen, hurry up!" Zhang Wenzhong hurriedly gave the order.

Zhang Jiagen hurriedly carried a bucket and scooped half a bucket of water in the river, and then took the fish off the fat cat's tail.

"Haha, it's so fattening crucian carp! I've got a good mouth tonight! But this one is not enough for me to eat alone!" Zhang Jiagen happily took off the fish and put it in the bucket.

The carp bit very tightly, but when it was caught by Zhang Jiagen, it showed fear. It's also really weird.

"Fat cat, hurry up! It's not enough to eat!" Zhang Zhaohua hurriedly said. The Diamond Mountain Leopard immediately raised his voice to urge the fat cat.

The fat cat hurriedly put his tail into the river. The fat cat was a little depressed. I must have remembered my own life experience. I can be the king of cattle and cats. But he has commanded hundreds of birds to attack the garden! )