Chapter 0200: Fatty, You've Gone Bad
A little fat man who was only about one meter tall, with a big bag many times larger than his body on his head, shook off his two little short legs and walked arrogantly.
This picture is really spicy to the eyes.
Many women are overflowing with motherhood, and they all want to cry a little. Abuse, this is child abuse alive!
Of course, Xiao Shenlong's move also made many little boys lie down and be educated by their parents, saying that they were unproductive, and Zhen Nima didn't know who was unproductive.
Compare your own children with a dragon, I'm afraid you're not going crazy!
But this can't be blamed on them, after all, they are all mortals, who can know that this little fat man is a dragon?
The little dragon was surprised all the way, and the return rate was greater than 500 percent. Some of the guys who drove the car also suffered because of this, hit a lot of shops, and lost a lot of urine.
It took about half an hour for the little divine dragon to finally come to the City Lord's Mansion and avoid the danger of the road killer.
"Dad! I'm back!"
As soon as he entered the door, Xiao Shenlong opened his throat and shouted: "I bought a lot of steamed buns, everyone come and eat them, they are hot and absolutely delicious." ”
Whoosh ......
After Xiao Yue and the others heard the shouts of the little divine dragon, they immediately rushed out. When asked about the fragrant smell of steamed buns, everyone drooled.
Especially the guy Zhu Dabao, he was even more sucking and swallowing saliva, looking at the big bag on the little dragon's head, eager to pounce and grab it.
Cai Yunjie also walked to the corridor, looked down, shook his head helplessly, and said, "Fatty, did your style kill many people on the road?"
The little dragon smiled and said, "It's not dead that I'm dead, but I'm crying a lot." ”
"You......" Cai Yunjie could only smile bitterly, and then flew down lightly, sat on Zhu Dabao, looked at Xiao Shenlong and said: "I said fatty, where did you get the money? Moreover, it seems that there are things like silver here." ”
"Someone gave it to me. "Little Shenlong didn't say that he stole his father's bank card.
Cai Yunjie found out that his bank card was stolen by this fat man as soon as he heard that Xiao Shenlong was going shopping.
But he didn't say it, because he knew that in this world, bank cards are useless.
"Take it out. Cai Yunjie stretched out his hand and smiled very sinisterly.
Xiao Shenlong couldn't help but tremble, pouted, and very reluctantly took out the bank card and threw it to Cai Yunjie, and said stingy.
After that, he opened 200 buns and distributed them to everyone.
"Wow! Thank you, Brother Shenlong! I'm welcome!"
Zhu Dabao was the first to open it, and his big mouth was full of hulala, ten in one bite, which can be called reckless.
"Damn, Second Brother Zhu, do you want Bilian? Leave me some!"
Brother Pingtou yelled, and he didn't pay attention to it anymore, so he immediately joined in the big meal, and he also opened his big mouth and stroked. Grandma is a bear, Lao Tzu's mouth is still afraid of your mouth to shut up?
Satsuki and Black Rose looked at each other and smiled, both shaking their heads helplessly. Such teammates, they really don't know.
Xiao Shenlong is also a smart boy, and immediately took out another bag of buns out of nowhere, handed it to Xiao Yue and Black Rose and said, "Two aunts, you can eat it too, it's delicious." ”
"Good little dragon!"
Black Rose touched the little dragon's head, and then picked up the bun and ate it slowly, not like some two big marries, who didn't eat at all.
Satsuki is also a particular fox, so she becomes a moonlight fox, holding a bun with two small paws and slowly gnawing on it.
"Dad, aren't you going to eat?"
Xiao Shenlong did not forget his cheap father, and was ready to throw a past away from Caiyunjie.
But before the little dragon moved, Cai Yunjie waved his hand and refused: "I'm not hungry, you can eat, I'll watch." ”
"Okay. The little Shenlong was a little disappointed, his little mouth pouted, and then he became smaller again, smiling like Cai Yunjie, very insidious.
Zhu Dabao and Brother Pingtou ate relatively quickly, and two hundred of them were done, and he asked Xiao Shenlong if he still had it.
Xiao Shenlong is not a person who picks the door, so he naturally takes out the buns very happily. In the end, it took a thousand to feed these guys.
Don't look at Xiaoyue and Black Rose, they eat more delicately, but they also eat a lot, and one swallowed a hundred buns, which can be described as a big stomach.
Of course, compared to the pig Dabao and Pingtou who devoured 400 people, they are still slightly less coquettish.
"Have you eaten enough? If it's not enough, I'll still have it. ”
The little dragon was very happy and asked kindly.
Zhu Dabao and Brother Pingtou touched his belly and burped at the same time, saying that he was really full and wanted to go to sleep beautifully.
"Wait!"
The little dragon stopped them, then stretched out his little hand, and said with a smile: "Everyone, when you are full, do you have to pay?"
"Huh?"
Xiao Yue and the others were stunned, and looked at the little Shenlong in a daze, what kind of plane is this little kid doing?
"No......" Zhu Dabao shouted: "Brother Shenlong, you can't cut it head-on, obviously you asked us to come out to eat, why do you need money?"
"That's it!" This time, Brother Pingtou was very cooperative with Zhu Dabao, and nodded in agreement.
Even Satsuki and Black Rose felt that this little thing was too bad.
The little dragon didn't care so much, raised his head, and said in a loud voice: "I asked you to come out to eat, but I didn't say that I would let you eat for free." Also, you didn't ask me if I wanted money. ”
"You're all adults, you can't bully me, a child with a father and no mother. Although my father is soaking my mother, my mother hasn't agreed yet. ”
"Poof~~~" Cai Yunjie squirted a pair of saliva and almost rolled off Zhu Dabao's back. What did Nima say? What do you mean by your father soaking your mother, but your mother didn't agree, what about the logic?
Also, Lao Tzu is not your father, hey! It is said that he is a bold dragon and a tiger, but if you really want to let the female dragon go to Rijo, it is estimated that everyone will have to escape.
Moreover, Xuelan is not a female dragon, how can she become your mother...... No, when did Lao Tzu soak in Xuelan? No, this is not true!
However, the most tangled thing is not Cai Yunjie, but the four guys who ate the buns and couldn't spit it out, they never expected to be a little kid.
What should I do? No one can deny that I have eaten it. So, I can only give money.
So, everyone could only take out the broken silver from the place where they had deposited money, handed it over to the little dragon, and gave it a big win.
"Lao Tzu swears that I will never eat steamed buns for the rest of my life!" Zhu Dabao screamed, hanging his head.
"Me too!" Brother Pingtou shouted loudly, wanting to hit someone!
Xiao Yue and Black Rose didn't react that much, they just shook their heads helplessly, pointed at Xiao Shenlong, and then stopped talking and went back separately.
"Wow Ka!"
The little dragon didn't care what their expressions were, and just ignored them. All he had in his eyes was the white silver in his hand. It's all money, it's the currency of this world's accomplices.
I didn't expect that making money can be so easy, beautiful!