Breeze: 19:50:27:

Qingfeng almost burst out laughing when he read such a paragraph, and the anxiety of the past few days was swept away.

He laughed alone, savoring the joke over and over again.

His cold moon is such a quirky elf, Sailor Moon. Enough laughing, he also sent her a joke.

A man from another province entered a restaurant in Sichuan and ordered a fish-flavored eggplant, so the following passage occurred:

"Boss, boss!!"

"What's the matter?"

"Why don't you get fish for this fish-flavored eggplant?"

"Fish-flavored eggplant didn't have fish in the first place!"

"Why do you call fish-flavored eggplant if you don't have fish?"

"You're an ancestor... According to what your baby says, if you order a "tiger skin green pepper", Lao Tzu will have to get you a tiger skin?

Cold Moon 20:01:13

"Teaching is mutually beneficial, the teacher does not have to be better than the disciple, and the disciple does not have to be inferior to ......the teacher. Hee-hee-hee-hee...... Hahaha...... Hehehehehe......"

Breeze 20:03:17

Are you enlightened now?"

Leaf Frost 20:04:46

"Perhaps, because of the fate, I saw you in the crowd! If the fate falls, I will see you in the crowd. Makes sense, doesn't it?"

Breeze 20:06:58

"I've been a layman all my life!hehe-the crowd is looking for her thousands of times, which is the origin, and suddenly looking back, the person is in the middle of the water, which is the fate. ”

Leaf Frost 20:07:10

"We're both so smart!

Breeze 20:12:01

Qingfeng smiled, he thought for a while, and said, "The only heroes in the world are Lengyue and Qingfeng Ear!"

Leaf Frost 20:14:06

"Whose child is it?"

Breeze 20:15:32

"It's awesome!

Leaf Frost 20:16:48

"Really, talented and beautiful!"

Breeze 20:17:33

"It's 'electric puppet' again!" Thinking of Leng Yue's cuteness and mischievousness, Qingfeng showed a wicked smile, and he said, "Even though it has the spirit of 'hard work'......"

Leaf Frost 20:519:52

"Well, I'm not a fuel-efficient lamp!"

She knew the meaning of his words, and casually sent a picture of her teeth laughing.

Breeze 20:59:30

Poof, the breeze laughed.

"Oh yes, I want to use this sentence as a testimony in court, on the wedding night, you don't want to play 'amnesia' with me!"

Leaf Frost 21:12:21

"Amnesia is not terrible, I haven't lost my body, my perfect body has long belonged to you, it's just ...... Not open yet!"

Breeze 21:13:11

"Hehe, little girl, I have already issued a ticket stamp, how can I wait until today!"

Leaf Frost 21:20:21

"Yes, Feng, you are right! I regret it too, and I really want to marry you immediately. Shall we elope?" she said sincerely.

Breeze 21:25:13

"Are you eloping?" he asked, "Are you kidding if you've been running away for two months?"

Leaf Frost 21:36:07

"Hahaha-haha--so bold, it's just a thought in the computer, right? Honey, you're so cunning! Talking to you, I don't know how many brain cells are dying!"

Breeze 21:41:26

A man asked his girlfriend what she would do if she cheated. The woman said: I will turn a blind eye - just when the man was moved by his girlfriend's tolerance, his girlfriend said faintly: Then aim at you and beat you to death!"

Leaf Frost 22:02:55

"Dear, you're getting more and more humorous, and your jokes are like fireworks!"

Breeze 22:06:41

"Hehe, flicker!

Leaf Frost 22:07:30

"yes, it's just fooling, how about it?

Breeze 22:08:05

"A group of people in the dormitory are talking about it, and the topic is to compare who will be the best for his wife in the future. Boss: I will pay all my salary and bonuses in the future. Second: I have all the housework. Third child: In order not to make my daughter-in-law suffer in the future, I decided to have a child with someone else......"

Leaf Frost 22:10:39

"Hehehe......"

Breeze 22:19:36

"Do you know the mortgage repayment?"

Leaf Frost 22:20:18

"I don't know!"

Breeze 22:23:50

"Hehe, the next humor is about this pattern: a certain man, because of a traffic accident with his girlfriend, had a large amount of blood transfusion to his girlfriend. After the two fell out, the man insisted on recovering the blood debt. In anger, his girlfriend pulled out a sanitary napkin and smashed it on his face, shouting: This is a down payment, and I will repay you with a monthly mortgage in the future!"

Leaf Frost 22:24:29

"Hehehe...... Dear, you're so cute. Are you fooling me now?"

Breeze 22:25:20

"Sharing happiness isn't a fool, is it?"

Leaf Frost 22:28:30

How many happy nights can there be? Leng Yue sighed softly, thinking of the distant mountain where she died, she wrote: "Jun was born and I was not born, and I was born Jun is running." You hate me for being late, and I hate you for being early. ”

Breeze 22:30:33

"When there is poverty at the ends of the world, there is only endless lovesickness. ”

Leaf Frost 22:31:34

"There are tears in the pearl of the sea and the moon, and the blue field is warm and the jade is smoking. This situation can be recalled, but it was already clear at the time. ”

Thinking that she would soon die, she sighed again and wrote:

"I wonder who's me after I'm gone?"

Breeze 22:32:47

"Where do you wake up from the supper wine, I don't know you and me. ”

Leaf Frost 22:33:18

"Wait for my gentleman's clothes to be wet, the gentleman's clothes are inseparable, I am willing to rain on the mountain, and I am fortunate to be the king. ”

Breeze 22:38:07

"Your Majesty Shengming!!"

Leaf Frost 22:39:22

"Then you're coming!"

Breeze 22:45:37

"The golden willow next to the river is the new daughter-in-law in front of Mo Lao'er, the shadow in the blister, and the Tongzi selling pie in the heart gallery. ”

Leaf Frost 22:46:27

"Did you run into an ancient?"

Breeze 22:47:36

"Huh!"

Leaf Frost 22:47:51

"Poems, songs, jokes, and sayings, all of them are used, it's so distressing!"

Breeze 22:48:51

"Hehe, people look at the ancient sentences, don't you know which Gahadi, sit next to the computer and be blind, with a 'big dynasty seed' Yes!

Leaf Frost 22:50:43

"It's hard for you to blow the flicker so fresh and refined. Before going to bed, I hope you will show sincerity, take out all the good things you have saved over the years, and coax me well, this is your reward!"

Breeze 22:54:18

"This reward is really a problem, little villain!"

Leaf Frost 22:55:27

"This is the task given to you by the party, be confident, and take out the spirit of the sword! Rhetoric is fine, and flattery is fine! For a person who starts from the second gear and has a high starting point, if you don't show real skills, I will continue to make trouble, and watch it out!"

Breeze 22:58:45

"Ah, I see. ”

Leaf Frost 23:00

"What do you know?"

Breeze 23:01:23

"You are like a child, sometimes well-behaved and obedient, sometimes willful and naughty, sometimes beautiful and gentle, sometimes cruel and cold. ”

Leaf Frost 23:03:35

"Cruel?"

Leng Yue exhaled softly.

But thinking of her disappearance for a week, and thinking of the countless calls from Qingfeng, she was ashamed.

"Am I cruel?" she asked feebly.

Breeze 23:04

"Pretty brutal!"

Qingfeng smiled and shook his head.

Leaf Frost 23:05

"Give me an example!"

Breeze 23:06

"Tonight, I'm very happy, I'm happy to hear your message again. But you, who have been missing for a week, do you know how I lived?

Leaf Frost 23:08

"It's true that the week disappeared, it's really busy, it's also true. As for whether the cruelty is true or not, there is no way to verify!

Breeze 23:10

"Hah! look!" Qingfeng smiled triumphantly: "You have been contradicting yourself, you have been avoiding the truth, you have been sad and happy, you are unpredictable......"

Cold Moon 23:12

"I'm a psycho!" she said.

Breeze 23:13

"You're really a psychopath. He took a deep breath: "God testifies, I'm about to go crazy for you little madman! Thank you to the party! Thank you for finally having news of you again! Thank you for your trust in me! Napoleon once said: A toad who doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad, isn't it? A manly man, if you say one thing or another, you will coax you to do it! Who said that the ancients were biased in favor of women?"

Leaf Frost 23:16:20

"Oh!"

Breeze 23:17:35

"The demon is called a beauty, the Diao is called a talented girl, the wooden one is called a lady, the wilted one is called gentle, the fierce one is called straightforward, the tender one is called young and beautiful, and the old one is called Fengyun. ”

Leaf Frost 23:19:13

"Wow, you know so much, so do you know what line a woman shouldn't lose?"

Breeze 23:20:34

"If it's ancient, it's supposed to be needlework, is it modern...... Haha, it's supposed to be a curve, right?"

Leaf Frost 23:22:21

"Dear, you're so smart. What about men? What line should men not lose?"

Breeze 23:24:35

"Man?prostate?"

Cold Moon 23:25:32

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... Follow your own feelings, and you will make a choice that you will not regret!"

Breeze 23:27:12

"No, no, it's ridiculous, you're definitely misleading me. Mountains and rivers meet, not to mention people calling, see how I fix you tomorrow...... Hee-hee-hee. I see, that's the line of business!, right?"

Leaf Cream 23:29

"That's right! Praise! I applaud you! Oh, it's already eleven o'clock, please tell me, the concubine is really tired today, and she is going to sleep. My Majesty is indeed a talented man, and has opened up many ideas for my pen. See you tomorrow!"

Breeze 23:31:23

"Okay! See you tomorrow!"