Chapter 4: Escape
The next day, the monkey woke up at sunset.
However, the body of the monkey is a demon body after all, and this recovery ability is much more powerful than that of the human race. After a day's sleep, he was back to seven, seven, eight, eight.
It's just that he is still weak, after all, whether it is a demon or a good person, he needs to eat to replenish his energy.
Suddenly, two hot buns appeared in front of his eyes, and the monkey swallowed his saliva before realizing that it was the little orchid who came.
Little Orchid didn't dislike the smell in the pigsty, she sat directly next to the monkey, and then handed the bun to the monkey: "Little monkey, eat it quickly, don't be tough." In a while, we will go into the city lord's mansion to perform for the dignitaries, you have to do your best, as long as you can make the nobles happy, the master will give us a reward. On the other hand, if you mess up, you will definitely not survive. ”
Little Orchid's dirty little face was full of worry, but her beautiful eyes were still clear.
"Little Orchid, thank you...... One day I will become Monkey King, and I will definitely come back to save you. The monkey took the bun, glanced at the little orchid gratefully, and then began to gobble it up.
He knew that this bun was Little Orchid's ration today, but she gave it to him without hesitation. The dirty little face fell into the monkey's eyes, but it was extraordinarily beautiful.
Little Orchid winked playfully and said with a smile: "You have a good rest, we will have to wait in the City Lord's Mansion in a while, I will go and prepare the props to perform in a while." ”
Looking at the back of the little orchid leaving, the monkey's eyes were slightly moist. He looked at the sky and choked up a little: "Little orchid, today is the fifteenth day of March, and the moon in the sky is the roundest." One day, I will take you to the moon to see your favorite sister Chang'e and baby moon rabbit. ”
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The sunset fell, the red glow faded, and a full moon hung on the willow tops.
In the back garden, the stage has been built, and all the members of the troupe have been waiting in the City Lord's Mansion for more than an hour.
On a large tree, the monkey was lying on the thick trunk of the tree and half-squinting to rest. But he kept an eye on the moon in the sky.
But to his dismay, there was a little in the tree that kept chirping.
The monkey was in a bad mood, and when he was annoyed by this, he gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Little sparrow, you keep chirping and crooked, believe it or not, Lao Tzu has picked all the bird feathers on your body." ”
The little's eyes are extremely humane, and after revealing a disdainful look, he scolded: "Chirp, little demon monkey, can't you get fat? Believe it or not, the old lady drowned you with a mouthful of spit!"
The monkey's eyes widened in surprise, and he almost fell off the tree in fright. He grunted down his throat and pointed at the in surprise and asked, "You, you, you...... How can you speak?"
The jumped on a branch in the heights and said condescendingly, "Twitter...... Is it only allowed for you, the little demon monkey, to speak, and not for my god-eyed bird?"
"So you've become a demon too, but why don't you become a demon?" the monkey thinks about it, this is a mythical world, and demons and monsters are everywhere, so it's not surprising that a little that has become a spirit speaks.
"You're a demon, your whole family is a demon!" The old lady said that I am a noble god-eyed bird, don't you understand a dead monkey?" the scolded with her wings outstretched.
"What the hell is a god-eyed bird? Aren't you just a talking wild sparrow, pretending to be a big-tailed wolf!
The monkey looked carefully at the grumpy little bird, covered with gray-brown feathers, which had no brilliance to speak of, and was almost ugly to death. What's the difference between this and the sparrows you see on a daily basis?
Eh, there is still a difference, this sparrow will scold her mother!
"You, you...... I'm so angry with my mother. The pounced down with his teeth and claws, pecked the monkey a few times, and then said proudly, "You listen to the old lady, the old lady is a god-eyed bird, and the peacock king in the world is my uncle, now I know that the old lady's blood is noble, right?"
The monkey rubbed the marks on his arm that had been pecked, and then looked at the self-immeasurable like an idiot, pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "With your virtue, you still dare to be related to the Peacock Ming King? What kind of thing are you, an ugly sparrow who doesn't dare to climb relatives indiscriminately? It's really making people laugh off their big teeth hahaha!"
The was furious, and scolded and said: "I'm angry with the old lady, I'm angry with the old lady! You dead demon monkey knows a fart! You also proclaimed yourself the Monkey King, ahh If the old lady is not bored and wants to come and see the monkey, she will not be angry with you!"
"Little sparrow, who do you say is playing monkey! If you dare to insult Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu will immediately catch you and roast you. ”
The monkey was furious, in the past three years, he has traveled south and north, performed monkey plays every day, and trampled on his dignity, he has long had enough.
Today happened to be the night of the full moon, and he decided to use the Innate Treasure Moonlight Treasure Box to escape from this sad place.
"Dead demon monkeys, stinky demon monkeys, being played as monkeys. Forehead...... No, you're a monkey in the first place...... If you have the ability, you will come and bite me, the old lady is so afraid!" The is very cheap and chattering, and she flutters her wings and flies in front of the monkey, constantly provoking.
The monkey was so angry that he immediately broke off a branch and whipped at the.
Unexpectedly, this is really a bit capable, her speed is so fast that the monkey can't catch her at all.
At this time, one of the housekeepers of the mansion came to the back garden with his nostrils facing the sky and told them to hurry up and prepare, and the eldest lord and young ladies were about to come to see the play in a while.
Is it finally about to begin?
The boss of the class looked excited, as long as the play was wonderful and the nobles were served happily, then their good days were coming. The money earned by acting for dignitaries and nobles is dozens of times more than that of performing on the streets!
Everyone cheered up and quickly changed into costumes. Hey, what about the monkey?"
"Boss, the little demon monkey is sleeping on that tree. ”
"Hurry up and let him roll over and change his costume. If you mess up Lao Tzu this time, Lao Tzu will kill him immediately!" the boss waved his hand impatiently.
As a monkey, there is absolutely no human rights, and after being forcibly pulled over and put on a costume, I finally understood what it means to be crowned by a monkey.
The monkey's outfit is so funny.
The sparrow in the big tree was also amused, and kept chattering and cheering.
The monkey knew that the little was laughing at him.
And some of the maids on the side also covered their mouths and pointed at him.
The monkey's face grew pale.
Alas, the monkey was under the eaves and had to bow his head.
Laugh, just laugh, I'm going to make you guys laugh right away!
The monkey looked up at the moon in the sky, it had already risen high, and he could actually use the moonlight treasure box to travel through time and space now.
But he doesn't!
He hasn't vented the anger that has accumulated in his body for many years!
After waiting for a while, the old man and the eldest lady were surrounded by a group of noble ladies and stars, and they took their seats directly opposite the stage.
The eldest lady is about fifteen or sixteen years old, and she looks bright and bright, and she looks like a moon.
When she shifted her gaze to the monkey, she couldn't help but laugh. Then she also knew that she was out of shape, and hurriedly covered her small mouth, but the smile between her eyebrows and eyes could not be hidden.
After laughing enough, she said coquettishly to the official master on the side: "Daddy, this little monkey is so interesting." Why don't we leave it in the house after this play is finished. I want it to be my pet monkey. ”
The official master dotes on his daughter very much, but he is also a little embarrassed: "Girl, this monkey is a demon after all, wild and untamable, if you hurt you, you will feel sorry for your father." ”
"Hehe, let's watch the play first, and I'll talk about it later......"
The monkey naturally listened to the conversation between the two.
What's the matter, just force me to act, and you still want to catch Lao Tzu as a pet?
Okay, okay, you're amazing!
I can't fight you, but it's okay to run away, right?
Hmph, I'm going to run away in a while, see what you bastards can do with me!"
After receiving the housekeeper's signal, the head of the class pulled his voice on the stage and officially sang: "Sun Dasheng beat the white bone spirit three times and started singing......"
"Bell bell ...... However, it is said that the master and apprentice of Sanzang traveled to Baihuling, and in this Baihuling, there is a corpse demon and white bone spirit. In order to eat Tang monk meat, she changed into a village girl......"
The monkey was extremely depressed. Naturally, the story came from his mouth.
originally wanted to use these magical stories to build a good relationship with others, but I didn't know that I was shooting myself in the foot.
The master of the acrobatic troupe was overjoyed after hearing it, and immediately programmed this story into a scene by scene. Of course, the initiator of the monkey was naturally captured as the actor Sun Dasheng. It's just that this reward is still up for debate......
In fact, the monkey can be regarded as the fortune tree of the acrobatic troupe, but it is a pity that he is bent on escaping, which angers the class owner and is treated inhumanely.
The climax of the curtain is coming, and at the same time, the monkey has noticed that the full moon is in the sky, and the moon is pouring down.
The monkey squinted, waved the wooden stick in one hand, and quietly plunged into his arms with the other, firmly grasping the moonlight treasure box.
"Fairy, dare to lie to my master and eat my grandson!"
The monkey's stick did not fall on the head of the "white bone spirit", but smashed it into the head of the class master.
In an instant, everyone was stunned by the monkey's unusual behavior.
Although the class master has some skills, how can he react so quickly when the monkey is on the spot?
No, the monkey slammed a stick on his head with great resentment, and blood poured out immediately.
"Oops, dead monkey, what nerves do you have!" The class leader covered his head, he was a little panicked, this monkey is fat, is it possible that he wants to give up on himself and die with him?
At this time, everyone realized that this monkey wanted to rebel!
Three or five big men immediately rushed to the stage, wanting to catch the demon monkey.
"Hahaha, fuck off, Uncle Ben won't serve anymore!"
The monkey didn't give them a chance, he jumped forward, climbed to the top of the tree with three strokes and five divisions, and then took out the moonlight treasure box from his bosom and shouted at the full moon in the night sky: "Prajnaparami......"
The Moonlight Silver Pillar quietly sprinkled on the Moonlight Treasure Box, and then an extremely dazzling white light rose from the treasure box.
"Ahhh
The monkey laughed wildly at everyone on the field, venting the hatred that had accumulated for three whole years: "Hahaha...... I'm so scared of a bunch of dog-like things, and I won't play with you! When Lao Tzu returns from learning his skills, he will definitely hang up your group of eight lambs and beat them with 300 lashes!"
The light faded, and the monkey's figure faded under the moonlight, and then vanished. Only the face with hatred and arrogance was deeply imprinted in everyone's minds.
It's just that what the monkey didn't expect was that the little in the tree also suffered, and it was also sucked in by Guanghua and disappeared with the monkey.