"Blood, blood, blood, hurry up and produce blood! Why is it so inky? Efficiency, faster! Faster! Angry thing, angry boss me!"

Smack!

The Soul Breaker Whip was constantly whipped on the monks, forcing them to produce blood quickly, and all the monks were full of humiliation and despair, but there was no way out of the current predicament.

"Yuelong, give you this step-by-step soul whip, which one will not be smoked, so that the boss will no longer have to worry about these little rabbit cubs being lazy. ”

Receiving the purple Yingying's medium-grade spirit weapon soul whip from Ming Xin's hand, Yuelong looked at the Jindan monks who were meditating and producing blood all over his body, and his hands trembled with excitement.

"I... I actually... I was so fortunate that I was able to draw a golden pill monk with a spiritual weapon! It's incredible!"

He took a deep breath, clenched the Soul Whip in his hand, put on a serious appearance, and walked back and forth in the "Blood Factory" of the Jindan Monk who had been added to the thirteenth with his head held high.

While rubbing Mingxin's shoulders, he looked at the thirteen Jindan monks who looked like dried corpses, and sighed with slight pity: "It's really pitiful that these people have entered this bloodsucking factory." ”

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Mingxin slapped Yan He's head, closed his eyes and said lazily: "Put away your righteousness, you must know that these people were all caught by you, and I didn't even move." ”

Yan He touched his head, turned to a smile, and said, "Hehe, I can't eradicate it like this, I can only say that I try to control it as much as possible, don't be angry, I'll sing you a song, okay?"

Mingxin said: "Okay, but you can't sing what I want to hear, what should I do?"

Color Mu Lu said firmly: "You say, I must learn!"

Mingxin opened his eyes, sat up and smiled, looked at Yan He and said, "Very good, I'll teach you, I'll teach you the lyrics and intonation, if you can't learn it, I'll cut off your vocal belt!"

"Come, get ready!"

"Ahem..."

Mingxin coughed twice, stood up, curled up his left calf, bent his right leg, his two arms were equally serious, and posed with an orchid finger, the living Zhao Si reborn, but his expression was serious!

Such a funny appearance made everyone, including the thirteen Jindan monks who were sucked blood, look here, everyone wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and their already ugly faces were even more aggrieved.

Mingxin fanned his "wings" and sang crookedly in a demonic voice

Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) A oh (two sounds), Knock A (prelude)

A man is a garment, and a horse is a saddle

One look at the looks, the other can see through

I think about it during the day and cry at night

I want to go to the capital in my dreams

Both feet off the ground

The virus was shut down

I can't go up to anything

Howl!

Oh~

The spring breeze of reform blows all over the ground ~ blows all over the ground, and the spring breeze blows all over the ground

The Chinese people are really contentious ~ the people are really contentious

The world is crazy

The rats are all bridesmaids for cats

Zidron

Qi Dongqiang (shrill voice)

Zidron's Knock Knock......

......

......

As soon as he entered the singing, there was no turning back, and Mingxin howled for two minutes and twenty-six seconds in the dull eyes of everyone!

After singing a song, Mingxin coughed twice, looked indifferently at Yan He, who was staring at the round eyes, and said, "How, you can learn?"

Yan He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said tremblingly: "This... What is it... What a thing..."

Mingxin frowned, turned to look at Yuelong, and said, "What do you think?"

After Yuelong reacted, he hurriedly nodded and said, "Okay, okay, no, it's good, it's good!"

Even a fool can see how well he gets by.

Mingxin asked the thirteen Jindan monks again, "What do you think?"

"No... It's not good..."

"It sounds awkward. ”

"I have no idea what I'm listening to. ”

"I have earwax in my ears and I can't hear. ”

......

Listening to everyone's bad comments, Mingxin plucked out his ears, but there was not the slightest anger on his face, but a faint smile, it seemed that everyone's reaction had already been expected by him.

"In that case, then I'll do it again, so that you can enjoy it again!" Mingxin decided to sing it again!

Yan He said: "Sing if you want, I don't object." ”

Yuelong nodded firmly and said, "Listen to the master!"

Thirteen Jindan: "Well, I think it's better to say goodbye..."

"I agree with the words of this fellow Daoist above!"

"It's good to make blood like this..."

Mingxin's face was tense, and he said: "A group of part-time workers, what is the noise, Yuelong, call Lao Tzu!"

"Yes!"

Bang bang bang!

"Ah~"

"Oh~"

"Yo~"

"Huh~"

"Ahh

"Roar~"

"Hiss~"

...

After beating the thirteen people honestly, Mingxin once again put on Zhao Si's standard posture and said, "Wait for the reaction, everything is under my control!"

Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) A oh (two sounds), Knock A (prelude)

I remember that it was the first snow in 2003 ~ the first snow

It is a little later than in 2002 ~ a little later

Draw cards and look at the cards

Shuffle the code cards

fail

Do you know why it failed?

I feel sorry for you!

No injections, no medicines

To sit is to talk to you

In the way of conversation

The treatment is called verbal therapy

Now listen to the first topic

Postpartum care for sows

Got the wrong book

A bumper grain harvest

The flood was driven away

The people live and work in peace and contentment

The leadership of the party

Abroad is more chaotic

Intrigue all day long

Look at the world

The scenery is better here

Hot heart

Hot love

Hot chili peppers

His heart was red

Hot Teacher Fan

Please criticize more

What a fart!

The spring breeze of reform blows all over the ground ~ blows all over the ground, and the spring breeze blows all over the ground

The Chinese people are really contentious ~ the people are really contentious

The world is crazy

The rats are all bridesmaids for cats

Zidron

Qi Dongqiang (shrill voice)

Zidron's knock knock

......

Sing a song, and reap the credit.

Turning his head, he saw Yan He's legs shaking unconsciously...

The same is true of the Moon Dragon and the Thirteen Golden Pills...

"How? Do you want to hear it again?" Mingxin smiled triumphantly, very treacherous.

This time, no one objected anymore, and the unified nodded silently.

Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) Knock (one sound) A oh (two sounds), Knock A (prelude)

I care about you

Vague you

Serving you

I'm not just afraid of you

The point is that I'm afraid of your mom now!

Drink water, shut up, rub your legs

Take a kiss to the old ghost!

mua！

Thanks TV

Thanks to all TVs

Bright moonlight in front of the bed

Glass glass is good for frosting

Mahjong double bed

Ten wooden ones are called Nian Kang

A rooster is going to lay eggs

It's not his job, he's going to do it

Dengli Dengli DengliDeng~

...

No injections, no medicines

To sit is to talk to you

In the way of conversation

The treatment is called verbal therapy

Now listen to the first topic

Postpartum care for sows

Got the wrong book

A bumper grain harvest

The flood was driven away

The people live and work in peace and contentment

The leadership of the party

Abroad is more chaotic

Intrigue all day long

Look at the world

The scenery is even better here!

Thank you!

......

......

ps:No water, no water!In order to prevent complaining,These should be free chapters.,But this wolf made a mistake in calculating the number of words.。。。。

The song title "The King of Poetry" is composed by @ Xiao Keer, lyrics @ crazy monkey, and material provider @Zhao Benshan

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