"Hey, I'm still alive?!I'm stumped that I've crossed over?!" Suddenly he came to consciousness again, and Zhang Haotian, who was in a daze, was pleasantly surprised. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

As the saying goes, it is better to die than to live, although he lives a rather tragic life -- he is in his 30s, and he is still in the "five nos" class of "no power, no ticket, no house, no wife, and no car". But Zhang Haotian, who is used to it, is still alive with juice.

His biggest hobby is magic, and although he is not very clever, he can make a living with it. In his eyes, magic is not a simple trick, it requires not only superb acting skills and skills, but also science, chemistry, physics, mathematics and other knowledge, and even some hypnosis, folk thaumaturgy, etc.

The ideal is plump, but the reality is cruel. The current Zhang Haotian can't be said to be 108,000 miles away from his parents' expectations, but it's about the same. He is in a city far away from his parents, mixing days every day, surfing the Internet when he is bored, playing games, watching the heroes in the novel travel back and forth, living a happy life with a group of wives and concubines, drunk and gold-obsessed, that is called an envy!

Therefore, Zhang Haotian often muttered "Oh my God, let's cross it too!" Maybe it's sincerity, the gold and stone are open, maybe the blind cat meets the dead mouse. No, it's the weekend, Zhang Haotian woke up, playing games on the Internet, boiling water, and planning to make a bowl of instant noodles for lunch.

"Squeak, squeak......" The sharp sound reminded Zhang Hao that the water was boiling. Zhang Haotian, who was fighting in the Happy Landlord Challenge Zone, ran to the kitchen quickly and helplessly, wanting to go back and play the game as soon as possible.

When he was desperate to unplug the kettle, a small electric spark suddenly burst out, and if he was not careful, he was already unaware. In this way, quietly, Zhang Haotian passed away.

The so-called "where blessings and misfortunes lurk, and where misfortunes and blessings depend", I don't want an accident to make Zhang Haotian's long-awaited crossing finally come!

"Damn, it's really crossed!" Zhang Haotian, who was a little sober, suddenly found that he was neither at home nor in the hospital, and his state was also very strange, and it could even be said that he had never seen or heard of it before-no body, light and fluttering, and surrounded by countless strange and colorful gases.

"Where is this? What era is it? It is best to be in the Ming and Qing dynasties, at least my poor historical knowledge can also be used as a cheater, and it is not a problem to be an official, and it will be even cooler if you cross into an emperor, hehe...... "Zhang Haotian, who is in the midst of infinite reverie and beautiful longing, has completely failed to notice his state - a stone.

Yes, that's right, although it is colorful, round, and beautiful, but the stone is still a stone after all.

"Stone?!Damn God, are you playing with me?" When Zhang Haotian, who was finally willing to pay attention to himself, finally paid attention to himself, he couldn't help but curse as soon as he realized that he was a stone. "There will be great compassion after great joy! The ancients did not deceive me!"

"In various legends, except for the dead monkey who followed Tang Seng to learn scriptures - Sun Wukong, I have never heard of any great god being a stone.

Even if it is that dead monkey, in addition to being more famous, called Monkey King, the real strength is estimated to be the same thing, and after taking the scriptures, it is just a Taiyi Golden Immortal!

Monkey King seems to be very powerful in making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but he bullies those heavenly soldiers and generals who only know how to eat, drink and have fun, and have no real kung fu. On the way to learn the scriptures, the original form appeared, what mice, goldfish, some cats and dogs can bully him, and finally the "dead monkey" has to beg grandpa to sue grandma everywhere to escape the disaster.

"I don't want to be a dead monkey. Zhang Haotian thought to himself.

"But there are times when the dead monkey is majestic. At the very least, he could scare the Jade Emperor, known as the Lord of Heaven and the King of Gods, into getting under the table and playing peek-a-boo! A stone can also play majestic! A stone is a stone!" Zhang Haotian, who had always gone with the flow, complained for a while, and could only reluctantly accept the reality.

Although it was a stone, without eyes and without a body, Zhang Haotian was surprised to find that he could perceive or see the surrounding environment, but only around the stone.

However, it seems that the surrounding environment is not very good. Everywhere it was gray, there was no heaven and no earth, everywhere was chaos, there was not a trace of light.

"Could it be that I have traveled to the time when Hongmeng has not been judged?! Legend has it that the state of chaos is very dangerous, and I don't know what my fate is?" Zhang Haotian, who had just accepted the reality, couldn't help but worry about the unknown fate.

really asked Zhang Haotian to guess correctly, and he really came to the time when Hongmeng was not sentenced. As for why he was able to travel to the time when Hongmeng was not sentenced, the cause and effect of this will be explained later.

"Alas, I don't know how my parents are doing, are they still sad for me?" The amazement didn't last long, and when everything calmed down, Zhang Haotian began to miss his parents.

He thought that his parents had broken their hearts for themselves since they were children, entrusted their relationships to let them go to key schools, and worried about their early love and addiction to games, and finally waited for themselves to go to college, and they almost spent all their savings, leaving nothing else, and their health was getting worse and worse.

Whenever he thought of his hard-working parents, Zhang Haotian felt guilty, "I am ashamed to be a son of man! If God gives me another chance to be a son of man, I must honor my parents and relatives." ”

The tragedy of life lies in this, "the tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop, and the child wants to raise but does not wait." ”

"I finally worked on my own and was able to stand on my own, but I didn't honor them properly, but I left them. Oh, I'm so sorry for my parents! I wonder how they're doing now?"

"I just passed away like this, I wonder if the ruthless boss will be a little sad or a little surprised?"

"It's a pity, if you know that you left so early, how can you muster up the courage to pursue Xiaoli, whether she agrees or not!"

"When I was a child, I was still a three-way bar!"

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Chaos doesn't know the years, and Zhang Haotian, who has nothing to do, can't help but recall the bits and pieces of his life on the earth, as if his memory is also extremely strong, and he even remembers the bedwetting when he was a child. However, Zhang Haotian attributed this to being too idle.

"It's said that it's too tiring to live by memories, it's true! I've reminisced over and over again, and now I'm disgusting with my recollections! But what else can I do besides memories?" Zhang Haotian is really sad!