The way Zhang called Hua to win that Big Mac is a secret that cannot be said. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoEven if Zhang Zhaohua relied on the strength of Meishan Pile Skill, I am afraid that I am not sure that I will be 100% sure that the giant will turn over. But let the Golden Tiger do it, it's much simpler. To put it simply, when Zhang Zhaohua threw the flap in his hand hard, Jin Hu turned the Big Mac over and solved the problem. Strictly speaking, Zhang Zhaohua did cheat, but Ma Sibao is not good at stubble, what is the difference between taking such a Big Mac and cheating?

"Called Hua, don't tell my dad about today's incident, if my dad knows that I tore up the textbook to make a flap, he will have to beat me to death. Zhang Yuanbao said.

"A couple of miscellaneous books are fine. Zhang Zhaohua comforted.

"No, it's not. I tore up my Chinese and math books. Zhang Yuanbao said with a sad face.

"Then you'd better be prepared to die. I guess your Chinese teacher will be going to make a home visit soon. Zhang Zhaohua immediately decided that Zhang Yuanbao was not worthy of pity at all. He deserved to be beaten to death with a stick. This kind of behavior will shed a layer of skin if it doesn't die. But Zhang Zhaohua felt that the uncle should not be able to do it, and the aunt estimated that she could do it, but in the end she would be stopped by the uncle. But this bastard can't be saved this fight. I don't know if it was hung on the pigpen and smoked with bamboo sticks, or pressed on the bench and patted with the soles of shoes. Think about it, this scene, really, ahem, it's really enjoyable.

"It's called Hua, anyway, your grades are so good, and your teacher doesn't care about you if you don't go to class. Can I take your language papers to class?" Zhang Yuanbao immediately panicked. When I was in Chinese class today, the teacher asked Zhang Yuanbao why he didn't bring a language book, but Zhang Yuanbao didn't dare to say that his book was used to make a flipboard. It's that I forgot to bring it. But tomorrow I have to say that I forgot to bring it, I'm afraid I won't be able to pass the test.

"I have a second-grade Chinese textbook, you have a fart to use? You still ask the senior students, is there anyone who still has it at home. Zhang Zhaohua said angrily.

"How can it still be kept? A few cents a pound has long been taken away by those who collect wool (collect wool: collect waste). This time it's dead, it's dead. Zhang Yuanbao then remembered that Zhang Zhaohua was only in the second grade, and the pictures on the cover of the textbook were different, which could be seen at a glance.

"Then I can't help you. I decided that you might as well wash your ass. Zhang Zhaohua said with a smile.

"It's called Hua, you teach me God to fight. If I practice divine fighting, I don't have to be afraid of whatever they use. Zhang Yuanbao quickly thought of a way.

Naturally, he had heard of it, but he hadn't practiced it. The old Taoist priest said that this divine beating is not beneficial to cultivation. So I haven't practiced it, but it's actually very useful. For example, when you do something wrong and are spanked by your parents, ask God to beat you instead, whether he is beaten with a stick, a cedar leaf, or a bamboo branch, and it doesn't hurt at all. This god really knows that it takes a lot of effort to practice.

"Do you really want to practice?" asked Zhang Zhaohua.

"I really want to. Zhang Yuanbao nodded.

"Okay, I'll teach you, you get up early tomorrow. Zhang Zhaohua said.

On this day, when I returned to the garden, the two of them stayed in the house after eating. Zhang Zhaohua never does homework, even if she changes the teacher, this habit still hasn't changed. Zhang Yuanbao tore up all the books and made a flipboard, and he couldn't do his homework at all. The two of them just sat there watching TV. The horticultural farm does not have an outdoor antenna, and the images received by the indoor antenna alone are very unclear. But it can't stop the enthusiasm of the two people to watch TV.

"It's called Hua, will you really teach me how to fight tomorrow morning?" asked Zhang Yuanbao.

"Hmm. You have to get up early, though. It's your business that you can't get up. Zhang Zhaohua knew that Zhang Yuanbao didn't have much perseverance.

This night, Zhang Zhaohua did not fall asleep again, and woke up at five o'clock in the morning. Zhang Yuanbao still slept soundly.

"Brother Yuanbao, Brother Yuanbao. Zhang Zhaohua shouted twice and gave up.

The weather is getting colder and colder, and in the morning, the farts are still nested in the bed. The ingots turned over and rolled the quilt tightly.

Outside, it was already white, and the lawn of the gardening field had been paved like a large bed of cotton wool. Zhang Zhaohua still walked towards the plum blossom pile. The plum blossom piles are also covered with a thick layer of snow. But Zhang Zhaohua was still not ready to give up this morning's workout. I didn't care about the snow on the plum blossom pile, I jumped up directly and stepped on the snow on the plum blossom pile directly under my feet.

After Zhang Zhaohua practiced kung fu all morning, Zhang Yuanbao finally woke up.

"Oh, the snow is so thick! Why don't you call me when you get up in the morning? Say you want me to get up in the morning and practice fighting. Zhang Yuanbao was very dissatisfied.

"That can't be helped. I've called you several times, and it's none of my business if you don't wake up. I can't practice today, hurry up, I'm going to be late. Zhang Zhaohua rolled her eyes and said angrily.

"Can't you learn when you wake up later?" asked Zhang Yuanbao.

"You have to get up early. And now the weather can't be practiced. It has to be a sunny day. Zhang Zhaohua shook her head.

"Ah, it's so difficult to practice?" Zhang Yuanbao frowned.

A white snowball suddenly flew down from the roof and smashed right on Zhang Yuanbao's head, shattering it in pieces.

"Who?" Zhang Yuanbao looked around and saw a fat cat lying lazily under the eaves.

Zhang Yuanbao grabbed a handful of snow on the ground, pinched it into a hard snow ball, and smashed it directly into the fat cat's head. The fat cat slept soundly and was smashed.

"Meow!" the fat cat opened his eyes angrily.

"Fat cat, don't think I don't know you're behind it. If you hit me with snow balls again, I'll throw you in the pond to feed the fish. Zhang Yuanbao said loudly.

The fat cat is on fire now, and he was shot while lying down, even if he was still threatened like this. How could he be insulted by the fact that he was also the leader of the cat clan?

"Meow!"

A rallying horn sounded, and more than 100 black cats rushed over, and these cats were so smart that they all knew how to pinch snow balls with their claws.

"I forgot to tell that the fat cat holds a grudge the most. Zhang Zhaohua looked at Zhang Yuanbao with sympathetic eyes.

Before Zhang Yuanbao could figure out what Zhang Zhaohua was about, he heard Zhang Zhaohua say again, "Don't get too close to me, it will affect me." ”

As soon as Zhang Zhaohua dodged, he saw the snowballs in the sky falling like raindrops, fortunately, the claws of fat cats were not as big as human hands after all, the snow masses were not very big, and the force of throwing them was not very large. Although Zhang Yuanbao was very embarrassed by the snowball, he did not suffer substantial damage.

Looking at Zhang Yuanbao's embarrassed appearance, Zhang Zhaohua laughed and hurt his stomach.

Zhang Yuanbao was carrying an empty schoolbag, and when he arrived at school, he was kicked out of the classroom by the teacher.

Zhang Shunlin drove Zhang Yuanbao home directly, "You rabbit cub, you don't even bring a book, you go to school." Hurry back and get me the books. ”

Zhang Shunlin came to school early in the morning and listened to a small report from the children in the class, saying that Zhang Yuanbao had torn up all the books and made a flipboard. And all of them lost to Ma Sibao.

Zhang Shunlin thought to himself: Do you think you are Zhang Zhaohua on the ball day? You are so bold, the big fart child is such a big gamble, if you don't teach a good lesson, you will grow up in the future, this is worth it?

Zhang Yuanbao naturally had nowhere to get the book, and he didn't dare to go home. So, he went straight to the mountains next to the school to build a snowman. Be prepared to wait until school is out before going home.

But it was snowing, it was freezing, and he was in the mountains, and there was no place to have a fire, and the temperature in the mountains was much lower than in the classroom. In less than half a day, his whole body was already cold. But he was afraid of beating and didn't dare to run out.

"It's called Hua, do you know? Yuan Bao was driven back by Shunlin. Yuanbao was told about using a textbook to make a flip board by the people in their class. Shun Lin was half angry and drove the ingots back directly. The dumb man ran out to find out the news. In fact, he wanted to borrow Zhang Yuanbao's flipboard to play, and only then did he know that Zhang Yuanbao went home with the giant flipboard on his back.

"How could he have gone home? It's strange if you don't get killed when you go back. I must be hiding somewhere. "Zhang Zhaohua knows this cousin best. walked out of the classroom and shouted at the foot of the mountain, "Brother Yuanbao!"

But no one responded.

"Did he go home?" Zhang Zhaohua was a little strange. But there was a strange feeling in my heart. This feeling is not very good, which makes Zhang Zhaohua a little anxious. I didn't go back to class at all, and went straight back to the garden.

"Called Hua, why did you come back?" Zhang Youlian saw that Zhang Zhaohua came back so early, and thought that Zhang Zhaohua had skipped class again.

"Didn't Brother Yuanbao come back?" Zhang asked strangely.

"It's not school yet, how could he come back so early?" asked Zhang Youlian puzzled.

"Then did he go home?" The dumb man said that Brother Yuanbao was driven back by Shunlin early in the morning. Zhang Zhaohua can only tell the truth. He felt that something might be wrong.

"Yuan Bao didn't come back!" Zhang Youlian panicked.

"Uncle, hurry up and go home and take a look. Grandpa's house also went to it. I'll go back to school. I don't know if Brother Yuanbao went to someone else's house. Zhang Zhaohua frowned.

"Then I'll go home and have a look. Zhang Youlian hurriedly put down the work in his hand and immediately ran home.

Hu Xiaoqing watched the man run back in a panic, and thought something had happened, "Youlian, you are in such a hurry to run back, is something happening in the gardening field?"

"Called Hua said that this morning, Mr. Shunlin drove the ingots back. But the rabbit cub has not seen anyone yet. I don't know where I went. Didn't he come back?"

"No!" Hu Xiaoqing also panicked, hurriedly changed his shoes, and ran outside, "I'll go to the old house to have a look." You go to school. ”

"I'd better go with you to the old house. Zhang Youlian wanted to confirm the situation first. (To be continued.) )