Chapter 214: The Dog Emperor's Past

"Boom!"

A majestic flame was suddenly released in the body of the Fire Emperor, enveloping the whole body, and it was used to cover up the shame!

But the angry expression on his face looked very hideous at this moment!

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What about the sword that you said you would kill?

As a result, he picked other people's clothes to stab, this kind of thing is basically only done by people like him who have no quality in the immortal cultivation world, and other monks don't care about this kind of despicable means at all.

Princess Yanyang and Zixuan were also moved, the Fire Emperor was the king of a country, and he was humiliated by Xu Que one after another, no matter what the result was today, the Fire Yuan Kingdom would be embarrassed.

Concubine Phantom's eyes widened even more, she knew Xu Que best back then, and she was horrified in her heart.

Is this guy really still the shy and introverted, humble and polite teenager he was back then?

It's only been less than a year since they were separated, how can this person change so much, and he can be so unlimited.

"Hahaha, Dog Emperor, you ...... Tut-tut......"

At this time, Xu Que's laughter came from the clouds.

Xu Que remembered the appearance of the Fire Emperor naked just now, and he really couldn't help laughing.

Everyone was very strange, what kind of moth was this Xu Que doing, and suddenly laughed out loud, what was he laughing at?

"Ladies and gentlemen...... I'm a little tired after fighting for a long time!Why don't I tell you a story about the past of this dog emperor?" Xu Que narrowed his eyes, suppressed his laughter and said.

And the past?

How many palace secrets does Nima have mastered by Xu Que!

Everyone has a heart of gossip, especially the secret stories of the deep courtyard of the palace, who doesn't like to hear it? Who doesn't want to hear it?

It's just that everyone didn't dare to agree or look very interested on the surface, but they had already pricked up their ears, waiting to hear what else Xu Que's mouth could say about the Fire Emperor's past.

"Huh, don't speak! That's the default want to listen! Gotcha, Dog Emperor, if you don't speak after I count three times, it means that you agree with me to talk about it......"

As he spoke, Xu Que quickly shouted three times: "One, two, three! Okay! It seems that you have agreed! Then I will really say it......"

Xu Que's shameless behavior suddenly opened the eyes of everyone present, and the Fire Emperor was about to vomit blood below.

Seen shameless!

I've never seen anything so shameless!

However, Xu Que didn't care what others thought, and said with relish: "Once, the Dog Emperor seemed to be a little unwell, so he specially summoned the imperial doctor to come over ......."

When the people below heard it, they said, "Yo, this is about the Fire Emperor's medical treatment?" However, the Fire Emperor is in infancy, and his body is not broken, so where can he still get sick!

Eighty percent of the things to be said were made up by this immoral fellow.

However, the vast number of melon-eating people who love to listen to gossip don't care if it's true or not!

After all, people are the concubines who have lived in the palace for so long! Especially the secret news of the Fire Emperor's medical treatment is known only to the princes and princesses who have been in the palace.

Therefore, everyone also stretched their ears and wanted to hear what Xu said in this gap, what kind of disease did the Fire Emperor call the imperial doctor?

And Xu Que is worthy of being a pit man and a good storyteller!

As soon as he saw that everyone's attention was attracted to him, he immediately smiled, and since he had whetted everyone's appetite, he continued to say: "The Dog Emperor summoned the Imperial Physician secretly, and then said to him very seriously, no matter what he sees for a while, he must not laugh, you know? The Imperial Physician nodded very affirmatively, and said that he promised not to laugh. But the Dog Emperor was still not at ease, and once again emphasized that if anyone dared to laugh, he would be killed. ”

Hearing this, everyone was even more curious, what kind of disease did the Fire Emperor have?

After repeated reassurances from the Imperial Physician that he would not laugh, the Dog Emperor finally called him to him, and then slowly took off his pants. ”

Xu Que continued to say this, suddenly looked down at the Fire Emperor who was wrapped in fireworks, and said with a smile: "As soon as the Imperial Doctor saw the Dog Emperor's underneath, he immediately couldn't help laughing, and shouted while laughing, 'So small? hahaha...... Why is it so small...... '......'"

After Xu Que finished speaking, everyone present looked at the Fire Emperor in unison, although the fire was dazzling and blocked a lot, but he still vaguely saw a little something, and it was indeed ...... Ahem, it's a little smaller!

However, this would have been nothing!

No matter how small the Fire Emperor is, no one dares to laugh at it!

But when Xu Que said it with such a joke, some people immediately couldn't help laughing.

Bang!

"What are you laughing at? If you laugh again, I'll pull you all out and kill you!"

The Fire Emperor, who was already angry, immediately became angry and angry at everyone.

But who would have thought that as soon as he was so angry, Xu Que pointed at him and shouted: "Yes, yes, yes! At that time, after the imperial doctor laughed, the Dog Emperor was angry and said this, and if he laughed again, he would behead you......"

This is the case!

When Xu Que said this, everyone seemed to be really at the scene, seeing a laughing imperial doctor and an angry fire emperor.

But this time, the Fire Emperor was really angry, and he was already angry at them who laughed.

Suddenly, the small number of people who couldn't help laughing just now immediately covered their mouths, and their faces were flushed, at this time, even if they felt funny, they couldn't laugh!

"Yes, yes, yes, even if you are like now, the Imperial Doctor is also a human being! The Imperial Doctor is not easy! Seeing such a funny thing, you can't even laugh at it, isn't it all ...... Alas, they were all forced by this dog emperor......"

Xu Que sighed and shook his head, and continued: "It's not easy! The Imperial Doctor couldn't help laughing, there is no way, otherwise his life will be gone!" Then, taking a deep breath, he squatted down, looked at the little thing of the Dog Emperor, and asked cautiously, "Your Majesty, what's wrong with your dragon root......?"

When he said this, the people who ate melons below were really hung to the extreme by Xu Que's curiosity, everyone was afraid that the Fire Emperor would be angry, and they wanted to know what happened to the Fire Emperor.

The Fire Emperor was angry, but he didn't want to waste his dragon qi rashly because of Xu Que's nonsense, thus disrupting his plan. Therefore, at this moment, he is still holding back, even though the anger in his heart is about to explode, but he still endures!

He knew that as long as the plan in his heart was successful, Xu Que would definitely die!

And at this moment, Xu Que smiled suddenly, and continued what he had just said:

The Imperial Doctor squatted down at that time and asked the Dog Emperor what was wrong, but the Dog Emperor was still not at ease, and insisted that after I said it, you are not allowed to laugh, you must not laugh. At this time, the Imperial Doctor felt that he had controlled it, wasn't it just so small below? He had already digested this fact, and he would never laugh, so he promised that Weichen would never laugh again.

At this moment, the Dog Emperor relieved his mind a little, and then pointed to his bottom and said to the imperial doctor, My dragon root ...... It's swollen!"

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[Oops, I stayed up late last night, and the update was late! I'm sorry to everyone, there is an update at night, don't worry! )