Chapter 12: Drugged
As a dignified bird, he naturally has some skills. She pretended to be an ordinary little sparrow flying in the sky and chirping, but in fact she was talking to the monkey in a special language.
The monkey was astonished, and although he did not understand the language of birds, he could clearly understand what she was trying to convey from the chirping of the chirp.
The is saying: Monkey, the old lady has just found the fragrant fruit seed, and after a while you help attract the attention of the hunters, the old lady takes the opportunity to throw the seeds into the bone broth, once they drink the soup, they will be stunned for a day and a night, and then we will quickly slip away.
The mountains and rivers are exhausted, and there is no way out, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village!
The monkey almost burst into tears, but he struggled to keep his composure and bowed his head slightly, indicating that he understood.
The chickadee flew away, and after a while, she flew back again, hovering over the big basin where the tiger bones were boiling. It's just that there are a few more seeds of vanilla fruit in my mouth.
The monkey was a little anxious, and he was thinking about how he could get the attention of all the hunters so that the little would unknowingly throw the seeds into the soup pot.
Seeing that the pot of tiger bone soup was about to be boiled, the monkey knew that he could not put it off any longer, so he thought about it for a while and made an astonishing decision.
The monkey staggered and staggered to the brazier, and the hunter said that the monkey wanted to eat tiger bone soup, but he didn't expect the monkey to suddenly go crazy!
I saw the monkey bow his waist and pick up a piece of firewood on the side of the soup pot, and then the monkey's face changed, and he roared: "Eat my grandson!"
Brother Monkey roared angrily at the sky, and he also had a lot of momentum. Perhaps, he vented all the resentment that has accumulated over the past few days.
The hunters were stunned, wondering if the monkey had been stimulated by his brain, otherwise why did he go crazy for no reason?
However, the monkey's roar really attracted everyone's attention to him.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, the little swooped down, the beak of the bird, and several seeds of the vanilla fruit were thrown into the bone broth at night, and after three or five breaths, they were melted and absorbed by the hot soup.
And the monkeys are a little miserable.
The hunter was closest to the monkey, and the monkey's sudden roar startled him, and he almost knocked over the soup pot with a shake of his hand.
The third child was so angry in his heart, the dignified demon hunter of the [Concentrating Initial Realm] was actually frightened by a stinky monkey that did not enter the stream, where did he put his face?
He kicked directly at the monkey and said murderously: "Dead monkey, are you going to rebel?"
Kicking the flying monkey seven or eight meters away was still angry, the third child pulled out the scimitar on his waist again, wanting to cut the monkey to vent his hatred.
Seeing that the goal had been achieved, the monkey immediately covered his stomach and admitted: "Big brother, don't be impatient, and listen to the little demon's words......"
The hunter boss stopped the third child from wanting to slaughter the monkey on the spot, he looked at the monkey head with interest, and said with a smile: "Splash monkey, you talk about it, if you can't say a reason that satisfies me, hehe, when you eat monkey brains alive, you must not cry out in pain." ”
The monkey shook his body in fright, squeezed out a smiling face and said, "Fellow hunters, isn't there someone in Qinglong City who wants to recruit demon monkeys to act? No, I was performing just now." Look at me, no matter how I look, I move, I have all the expressions, I am in place, right?"
"Could it be that you are playing the monkey play of Nashlaozi?" The hunter boss's eyes flashed, and he realized that this demon monkey that had failed to evolve was really very different from other demon monkeys.
This little demon monkey, if you only listen to the tone of his voice and don't look at his appearance, I'm afraid you will mistake him for a human, right?
The monkey happily complimented: "This uncle is an insider at first glance, and what he said is too right! At present, I will perform this monkey drama that has become popular to the ends of the earth! I can even take office without training." So don't kill me, uncles, because I have this skill and can sell it for a good price!"
After the monkey finished speaking, he also played a set of sticks that seemed to be very exciting!
The hunter boss couldn't help but laugh and said: "Brothers, this monkey head is a little interesting, his words just now do have some flavor, and his facial expression is also in place, I think the Blue Dragon Gang should like him." Hahaha......"
"That's exactly what the boss said. This monkey head will definitely sell for a good price!"
"I can sell it for a good price, and I can sell Qinglong to help a face, this business is not a loss!"
The younger brothers under his hands echoed the compliments and slapped the horse's ass into the air.
The monkey breathed a sigh of relief, the level was finally fooled, and the next step was to let the hunters drink the bone broth.
"Thank you boss for the compliment, I really deserve it. Ladies and gentlemen, let me serve you soup. Leave all the chores, dirty and tiring work to me!"
The monkey picked up the wooden bowl with great enthusiasm, then scooped out the thick soup from the soup pot, filled it with a full bowl and brought it to the hunter boss, and said with a compliment: "Boss, please use the soup." ”
The hunter took the soup bowl casually and blew lightly. Then while tasting the tiger bone soup, he said happily: "Hahaha, brothers, look at it, this monkey is really good! ”
The monkey's hand shook and he almost spilled the soup out of the bowl. Xindao: If I stay with you demon hunters who kill demons without blinking, I will definitely eat my monkey brain in a few days!
But fortunately, I will be able to get out of the sea of suffering soon.
Thinking of this, the monkey had a bright smile on his face, and he worked harder. He gave the tiger bone soup to all the hunters present one by one, and then smiled shyly: "You hunters don't know anything, in fact, I have also stayed in the human world for a while, so I understand the etiquette of the human race." The monkey show you are talking about is actually what I came up with. ”
The hunter boss was amused and laughed, "Hahaha...... Little demon monkey, you are really ashamed. With your virtue, you can also make up dramas?"
The hunters on the side also coaxed: "Boss, maybe this monkey is telling the truth." Isn't the protagonist of this monkey show a stone monkey? He also calls himself the Monkey King! I guess this demon monkey is crazy about his strength, and then he made up this monkey play, imagining that he is the extraordinarily holy grandson monkey!"
The hunter boss said happily: "I said little demon monkey, you made up a grandson monkey and three dozen white bone spirits, aren't you afraid that the real white bone spirits will come to you to trouble?"
The monkey looked stunned, he really hadn't thought about it yet. It's just that the stone monkey hasn't been born yet, is there already a monster like a white bone spirit?
The monkey sneered: "If the white bone spirit wants to find trouble, he is also looking for Sun Dasheng, why are you looking for me as a little demon monkey who has failed to transform into a demon." ”
"Hahaha, don't worry, little demon monkey, if the white bone spirit really dares to come, Lao Tzu will definitely teach her to walk around if she can't eat!" said the hunter boss arrogantly.
The monkey pursed his lips, and there was some disdain in his heart: [Qi Refining], [Concentrating], [Transforming God], [Anti-Void], [Breaking Void], [Merging], [Crossing the Tribulation] The seven realms, if they are divided according to their strength, the white bone spirits are also monsters in the [Hedao] realm, which are you little demon hunters in the [Qi Refining] or [Condensation] realm who say that they can kill it, this cowhide is too big!