Chapter 0114 - The Crooked Kernel That Wants to Die
"Gentlemen and girls, please fasten your seatbelts, turn your phone into airplane mode or turn it off, our plane is about to take off, thank you for your cooperation. ”
"Lert Sanjeths......"
There was a very pleasant voice of the flight attendant in the loudspeaker, which made people enjoy it very much, and naturally checked the self-safety device. It's a matter of my own life, and no one is going to joke about it.
Even those sturdy old are obedient and obedient, and their lives are more important than anything else.
Boom Boom Boom ......
With the sound of the motor, the plane began to vibrate rhythmlessly, and moved forward to take off.
"Little brother, I see you so familiar, where have we met?"
Just as the plane entered and ran, a beautiful woman in the same row next door took the initiative to stretch out her head and greet Cai Yunjie with a smile.
"Are you flirting with me?"
Cai Yunjie is simple and straightforward, and hits the nail on the head. This made the beautiful woman's face red, and she was quite embarrassed. But it was just a split second, and then it went back to the way it was.
This beauty looks like she is eighteen or nineteen years old, and her facial features are marked, concave and convex, she still has long legs, and her height is probably more than 1.7 meters.
She was wearing a bright red dress, but the skirt was a little short, more than 20 centimeters from the knee, it should belong to the kind of small skirt that was forced to be close, but it seemed to be a little longer.
Anyway, it looks very sultry.
If it were an ordinary man, he would definitely be cerebral congested if he was flirted with by such a big beauty, and he was so excited that he immediately wanted to pounce on him and commit a crime.
But Cai Yunjie is not an ordinary man now, and he is almost immune to beautiful women. So, when I was teased by a beautiful woman, I didn't feel anything, but I wanted to say don't disturb my sleep.
After all, although this beauty is beautiful, it is still slightly inferior to Ye Yunyao and the others, how can she get into the eyes of Cai Yunjie?
Of course, this kind of thing of being flirted with by beautiful women still attracts the envy, jealousy and hatred of many men, especially hatred, which accounts for more than 90%.
The kind of gaze that looks at Cai Yunjie is like a sharp knife, like killing someone.
scolded the one next door, is this kid at home and Taoyuan? Not to mention being surrounded by so many beauties, the beauties next door are still coming to tease him, do you want anyone to live?
No wonder, there is a reason why there are so many monks now!
After the beauty returned to normal, she smiled even sweeter, and said softly: "Yes, I'm going to tease you, will you let me tease?"
"I'm Cao!"
Cai Yunjie exclaimed: "These days, are girls so bold? But I'm sorry, beauty, I'm a little sleepy, I want to sleep, wait until I wake up." ”
After speaking, Cai Yunjie really leaned on the backrest and closed his eyes.
In this way, the beauty was so embarrassed, her red lips pursed, and she looked a little angry. However, this model looks even more moving.
"Hello, beauty, let me talk to you. ”
An old sitting in the front row of the beautiful woman said in Yanhuang: "That kid doesn't know what to do, the beauty doesn't pay attention to him, I can talk to him......"
"Get out!"
The beauty yelled out a word coldly, glared at the by the way, and muttered: "The black toad wants to eat swan meat, why don't you go and jump Mount Everest?"
"Walter?" the said with a confused face, "this...... Does flirting with my sister have anything to do with jumping Mount Everest? Yan Huangguo's knowledge is really broad and profound, and it seems that I have to work harder. ”
"You're working hard for nothing, buddy. A young man from Yan Huangguo said: "I heard you say that our Mandarin is also very good, it should be that you came to our country to learn Chinese and prepare for the exam." ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" As soon as the heard about the exam, he immediately threw away the matter of flirting with the girl and talked to the young man: "Man, do you think my Mandarin is slippery?"
"Very good, more than a small group of Yanhuang people. But does this have anything to do with the exam?" the young man gave an affirmation first, and then slapped him.
The didn't care so much and asked, "Isn't there a need for spoken language for the exam?"
The young man did not answer, but asked, "Dude, you are going to tell me that you are taking the fourth level." ”
"Minions!" The shook his head and waved his hand, and said proudly, "I've been learning Yanhuang for more than ten years, how can I be the fourth level? Next, you have to take the eighth grade, the highest level. ”
"Not bad. The young man smiled: "It seems that you are very confident in passing the eighth grade." ”
"Of course!" are never modest, thinking they are awesome.
To tell the truth, a foreigner can pass the sixth level of Yanhuang language, which is indeed very awesome, and it is something to be proud of. After all, the pass rate of the sixth level of the test is less than one-tenth of the pass rate of the eighth level of English.
It can also be seen that Yanhuang is indeed the most difficult language in the world to learn, and it is also the greatest language. A slight change will make it impossible for you to find the north.
The young man looked at the's expression and smiled: "You are indeed worthy of pride, but it can only be in you crooked nuts, don't be in front of our Yanhuang people." ”
"Why?" the black ghost asked with a confused look on his face again, "Could it be that many of you Yanhuang people have already passed the eighth level?"
The young man smiled: "We don't have to take the test, we are born to be level twelve." ”
"Walter?" The was even more confused now, his brows furrowed, and he questioned: "Isn't the highest level eight? Where did you come from level twelve? Man, don't lie to me, I've read a book." ”
The young man continued to laugh and said lightly: "In this way, I will test you a few questions and see if you can answer them." Then, let's ask a child from Yanhuang Kingdom to answer and compare, how about it?"
"Okay, let's get the horses here!" the was full of confidence, and rolled up his sleeves directly, very seriously.
Hearing the conversation between the young man and the, many people were very interested, and they all came to listen closely, and they didn't even realize that the plane had risen 10,000 meters.
Especially those crooked nuts who came to the exam were even more interested. Because they, like, have never heard of it, and there are still twelve levels in the Yanhuang language.
The young man kept smiling and spoke slowly: "Listen, please find out the difference between the two sentences." The first sentence is, I can invite you to dinner at my convenience. The second sentence is, I can't invite you to dinner when it's convenient for me. ”
Hearing this question, the's face became darker, and he was completely confused, and finally he could only shake his head, indicating that he could not understand why he could invite him to dinner when it was convenient.
The young man continued to ask the question: "The second question is to find the difference in the sentence. The first sentence is, in winter, you can wear as much as you want. The second sentence is, in the summer, you can wear as much as you want. ”
"Huh?" the is going to cry, this Nima is going to die, winter and summer are so special that you can wear as much as you want, the difference is full of honeycombs!
The third question is to explain the meaning of the sentence. The young man kept smiling and said: "Then you make an analogy, there are two reasons why you can't find a girlfriend, one is that no one likes it, and the other is that you can't look down on anyone, so let's explain it." ”
have an urge to die, what the hell is this, don't they all mean the same thing?