Dong Ping secretly sighed that this old devil was powerful, just glanced at him just now, and fell in love with him. Now I look further forward, and I see that the old monks who were still hateful just now are all languishing and walking like rotten wood. And although the tooth and the Dao in the middle of them were also tired, their eyes were shining.

Dong Ping said secretly, those who have heavy eyes are either saints or kings. There are records in the annals of history, from ancient times to the present, there are only Cangjie, Yu Shun, Chu Bawang, and Li Yu of the Southern Tang Dynasty.

At this time, Hui Zheng, who didn't know where he was, said lightly: "Come forward, punish the demon." ”

Dong Ping smiled bitterly: "This kind of errand can't be done by these twelve masters, how can I do it." ”

Hui Jue wanted to tell Dong Ping that this place was built by the old demon with mental power, but he was afraid that he would not understand, so he said, "You should think that this is all in a dream." ”

"Then I can try. ”

Dong Ping stepped forward, put the snow in his hand on Ya Feidao's neck and said, "I'm going to kill you." As soon as he said this, Dong Ping felt a tingling in his scalp. He couldn't understand why he was saying such an embarrassing remark.

In addition to having longer hair and double pupils, this tooth is no different from an ordinary old man who is old.

Ya Feidao's face was sad and joyless, and after staring at Dong Ping's eyes for a moment, he gently spit out three words: "Chai Guanshan." ”

Hearing these three words, Dong Ping was like being struck by lightning, and the snow was dehydrated and fell to the ground, and Dong Ping also squatted down.

Ya Feidao continued: "Do you know that your name has been nailed to the Lin'an city wall along with Qin Gaoxiang and has been scolded by thousands of people. ”

Dong Ping bowed his head and was silent, looking at Dong Ping's heart. He knew very well that this old devil's ability to speculate on other people's minds was very tight, and if he said Dong Ping in three or two sentences, it would really be a loss to his wife and soldiers.

Ya Fei Dao opened his mouth and was about to continue speaking, but he heard Dong Ping, who was squatting on the ground, giggled, and suddenly, Dong Ping grabbed the knife on the ground and slashed at Ya Fei Dao.

Indeed, being nailed to the head of Lin'an City with Qin Gaoxiang and being scolded by tens of thousands of people is the most feared thing in Chaiguanshan. But he is now, his name is Dong Ping, and he is Dong Ping. He Dong Ping is really not afraid of death, afraid of not being able to drink, and afraid of not being able to play with women.

Yafei saw the knife coming, and there was no intention of panicking. In an instant, his long hair danced like a wild snake, and his figure skyrocketed, and in the blink of an eye, this tooth did grow into a giant man ten feet tall.

There was almost no need for Hui Zheng to remind him that this was a dream, and Dong Ping slashed Ya Feidao's leg with a knife. Ya Feidao kicked lightly, and Dong Ping rolled out with a knife.

Dong Ping let out a low snort, and the true qi like a huge sea of waves rushed into his meridians. Dong Ping was overjoyed, at this time, he seemed to have the power to destroy the world between his hands.

"Die for me!"

Dong Ping shouted violently, and his body also swelled wildly. Behind him, there were four treasure-like and solemn gods and Buddhas, phantoms, holding sharp blades, all glaring angrily at Ya Feidao.

When he landed, the four giant blades tore through the void and slaughtered towards Yafei Dao. The speed of Ya Fei Dao was also really fast, and when the four blades were still in mid-air, he stretched out his arm and drew a large circle in the air. The four blades flew into the ring, and they all cracked.

Hui Zheng sighed secretly, and Dong Ping still couldn't compare to this old demon.

In an instant, the sudden change began again.

A black light actually passed through the ring, and instantly submerged into the body of the Tooth Fei Dao.

Ya Feidao snorted softly, and his sudden burst out of a look of surprise and a little joy. At the same time, this dream void also began to crumble inch by inch, and when it was shattered, it fell apart.

Dong Ping muttered: "I hate it when people call me Chai Guanshan the most..."

After the tea effort, Dong Ping slowly opened his eyes. At this moment, he was sitting side by side with Abbot Hui Zheng in the stone recess. There were still thirteen shriveled human bodies in front of him, and the abbot of Hui Zheng opened his eyes and whispered, "Be careful." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the bodies of the twelve high monks and Yafei Dao instantly swelling and agitating. The thirteen people recovered to their normal body shapes, and suddenly the teeth roared angrily towards the sky. In an instant, the sky and the earth changed color, rolling black clouds pressed the city, and for a while lightning and thunder roared, as if a rainstorm was coming!

Hui Zheng stretched out his hand and slapped it on the ground, and a huge bell phantom enveloped it and Dong Ping in it. The twelve monks also pulled the giant chain in their hands at the same time, and the giant chain was tightened, and the Sanskrit words covered with the chain instantly glowed with pale golden light. This huge chain seemed to have an infinite high temperature, and a steaming white gas rose from the Yafei Dao's body. Ya Feidao's eyes were blazing, his hands were raised, and in an instant, the mighty sky thundered down. The rolling thunder fell into Yafei Dao's body, and he grabbed two huge chains and took the two old monks up! The other ten monks saw that the situation was not good, and they all exhaled a word of Sanskrit to the sky.

The mountains are all over the wilderness, and the Buddha is majestic.

Among the black clouds piled up in the sky, a narrow gap suddenly opened. Dazzling golden light burst out from the gap, two giant hands gently pushed away the dark clouds, and the golden light Buddha poked its head out of the clouds.

"Ahh

The big Buddha in the cloud slowly covered a palm into the stone recess, Ya Fei Dao was distracted to block, and the twelve monks took the opportunity to exert their strength, and the giant palm covered, Ya Fei Dao was finally suppressed.

The clouds have cleared, and there is still a faint afterglow of the setting sun in the west. In the twilight, the fish belly is white.

Although Dong Ping saved twelve high-ranking monks, not many people in Shaolin Temple actually knew about it. The twelve eminent monks were still guarding the Yafei Dao in the stone recess of the forbidden land, and the master of grief took the time to look at the sound of the rain. Master Dubei's medical skills were all over the sky, and it only took two hours to pull the sound rain back from the ghost gate. As for whether he can wake up, it is still unknown, but at least he doesn't need others to infuse him with true qi to continue his life.

The weather was good, and Dong Ping was resting under the grape trellis. A tender green grape leaf suddenly swirled and landed on Dong Ping's nose, and Dong Ping narrowed his eyes into a small slit. He didn't take the fallen leaves off, but instead covered his upper lip with his lower lip and blew on it. As soon as he blew on it, the young leaf jumped and floated to the door of his head. Dong Ping grinned, he thought he was very interesting.

At this time, Wupu hurriedly entered the courtyard.

"Master Dong, someone from Luyue Academy is here. As soon as Wupu's words fell, he heard heroic laughter coming in from outside the hospital.

"Brother Dong, let's get you wine!"

Dong Ping turned over and laughed loudly: "Brother Xiao, you are not allowed to drink alcohol in the temple!"

"Then let's go outside on the mountain road to drink!" At this time, a soft and glutinous woman's voice sounded, and she complained: "Brother Shanming, have you forgotten that Dong Gongzi's injury has just healed, and he can't drink yet." ”

Dong Ping said in his heart, in the past few days, Xiao Shanming and Sun Mingxiang have become more and more glue-like.

Suddenly, a tall figure rushed into the courtyard. The man walked quickly to Dong Ping's side and knelt on the ground with a bang. His eyes were full of tears, and his mouth seemed to have a thousand words to say, but he only spit out one sentence: "Is the son well?"

Dong Ping's heart warmed and said, "It's okay." ”

At this time, Sun Mingxiang also walked in with Xiao Shanming's arm.

Xiao Shanming held a large vat of wine in one hand and said with a smile: "Brother Sanchuan is really loyal to Brother Dong, he turned Lanyang City over more than twenty times in just ten days. As soon as I heard that you had the news, I came to Shaolin in the stars and the moon, and three horses died of exhaustion along the way. ”

Although Lin Sanchuan, who was kneeling on the ground, his face was tired and haggard, but his heart was joyful, and he said quietly: "Uncle Xiao has said this, I am an entourage, and I have already handed over my life to my son." If there is something wrong with the child, then how can I, Lin Sanchuan, survive. ”

Dong Ping's face didn't change much, he just said lightly: "Okay, I can't die in the future, and you can't die either." ”

Wupu on the side saw that a few people had something to say, so he said: "The little monk still has to go to fetch water to water the ground, so he won't disturb a few donors." So saying, he turned and walked away, and when he came to the door he turned back and said, "Wine is good, but remember not to eat meat." ”

After he left, Lin Sanchuan stood up and took out a bag of bulging dried meat from his arms and said, "Where are the rules of stinky fart!"

With that, a few people sat down around the stone table. Xiao Shanming put down the wine vat and said, "Don't say anything superfluous, let's make three big glasses first!"

Xiao Shanming opened the wine seal, and the aroma of wine sprayed and floated all over the courtyard. When he was about to raise the jar to drink, Dong Ping stopped him and said, "What's the point of dry drinking, I've been in the temple for a few days." It's better for everyone to tell a joke to cheer up, and the stupidest one doesn't have any alcohol to drink today. ”

After hearing this, Lin Sanchuan said: "Then I am destined to not be able to drink this wine today." ”

Dong Ping said: "Then you say it first." ”

Sun Mingxiang said with a smile: "I don't think so, although Brother Lin is a little wooden on weekdays, he occasionally pops out a few words, which always makes people laugh." ”

Xiao Shanming smiled and sighed: "I am usually boring, and I don't tell jokes. Brother Mikawa said, I will give you a cushion. ”

After listening to a few people, Lin Sanchuan had no choice but to speak: "I really don't know how to talk about it, but there were a few things when I was a helper in a big family when I was young, and it's a little funny to think about it now." Back then, I was a helper at the house of the rich man Liu in my hometown, but the man was stingy and didn't give us helpers a meal of meat all year round. At that time, we had a clever man named Sun Sheng, and he was thinking about how to trick the rich man Liu all day long.

One day, the rich man's house was going to have a banquet. Sun Sheng went with him to the market to buy vegetables and bought a whole basket of fish and meat. On the way back, he saw a yellow dog not far away, so he deliberately lowered the basket and carried it. The yellow dog came and took the meat in one bite. The rich man Liu ordered Sun Sheng to chase after him.

Sun Sheng chased after him for a while and came back empty-handed and said: Alas, what a blessed old dog! The rich man Liu asked inexplicably: What are you talking about? Sun Shengdao said: Well, we are long-term workers, and we work hard all year round, and we have never eaten a meal of meat. The rich man thought about it, so he nodded and said, "Yes! Eating meat is blessed with eating meat." Why do I keep drinking and meat? This is destined! Sun Sheng smiled and said: "Boss, that dead dog takes the meat away, just like you, hey, hey, he also has the blessing of eating meat." ”

When Lin Sanchuan said this, Sun Mingxiang covered his mouth and laughed: "That clever ghost compared the rich man to a dead dog, and the rich man must have been angry at that time." ”

Lin Sanchuan shook his head with a smile and said, "Miss Sun's words are bad, back then, the rich man Liu suddenly showed kindness and rewarded us with a table of meat to eat." But then I found out that it was a table of dog meat. ”

Xiao Shanming, who hadn't laughed just now, couldn't help but laugh twice when he heard this: "That person is really stingy." ”

Dong Ping muttered: "The two laughed. ”

Seeing that Lin Sanchuan was amused by this joke, Xiao Shanming was also eager to try: "I'll have one too." When I led my troops to fight against the Jurchens, because the weather was cold, I slept in a tent with the soldiers. At that time, I was accompanied by an anti-flag young general, who was fifteen or sixteen years old, and he was naughty and tight by nature. Because of the march and fighting, the camp often ate cakes as hard as iron lumps and dried meat with ice ballast. The young general got bored after eating for two days, and in the ice and snow, he chiseled ice bare-chested and jumped into the river to catch fish. The fish was not caught, but the young general broke his stomach.

At night, the young man ran out of the tent to relieve himself. When he came back for the first time, he said, "Why did you just let out a fart?" After a while, he ran out again, and when he came back, he still said, "It's another fart!" When he was about to go out for the third time, the two people next to him grabbed him and said, "Don't go out, we can't sleep well when you come and go, since it's a fart, let's put it here." The young general snorted, and after a while, only a flutter was heard, and the young general spewed out a bubble of thinning. The camp suddenly stinked, and everyone ran out. The young general laughed out loud from behind, and the two who persuaded him just now also knew that they had fallen for the young general. ”

Xiao Shanming's joke was disgusting and funny, and the three of them all laughed along. Sun Mingxiang shook Xiao Shanming's shoulder and said, "That little baby is really naughty and funny." ”

Xiao Shanming opened his mouth and closed it again, he thought to himself, if he told everyone about the fate of Hai Dongqing, who was later released by the enemy, and broke his belly and pulled out his intestines, I am afraid that no one will be able to laugh.

Dong Ping recorded the number of people who laughed out loud, then looked at Sun Mingxiang and said, "Miss Sun, it's your turn." ”

Sun Mingxiang said: "Why didn't Dong Gongzi talk about it first?"

"Mine is naturally the finale. ”

"Dong Gongzi didn't listen to me, how do you know that mine is not the finale. ”

Dong Ping spread his hands and said: "Then I'll talk about it first, saying that there is such a master who has no ink on his chest, and he wants to be promoted and make a fortune, in order to curry favor with his boss." He specially set up a sumptuous banquet to entertain Nafu Yin. While drinking, the master flattered and asked Nafu Yin: "How many sons does the master have?" Fu Yin said: "There are two dogs, what about the master?" Fu Yin asked rhetorically, but the master was stumped. He secretly thought: Fu Yin also humbly called his son "dog", what should I call my own child? After thinking for a while, he had to reply: "I only have a five-year-old little Wang Ba. ”

Xiao Shanming clapped his hands and said: "Okay, a few words of laughter will stab the ugliness of officialdom in various countries." ”

Lin Sanchuan stuffed the dried meat in his mouth and smirked, and Sun Mingxiang smiled: "Although Dong Gongzi's joke is funny, it still can't compare to me." After she finished speaking, she paused and continued: "When an official was promoted, he went home and said to his wife, "My official position is greater than before. The wife replied, "Official, I don't know if that thing is big?" The official replied: "Naturally." When the evening came, the wife blamed the official for deceiving her. But the official said: "It's a lot bigger, you really don't realize it." The wife said, "It's as small as ever." The official said angrily: "Could it be that the old man has been promoted to an official position, and grandma is still not the same? ”

After Sun Mingxiang finished speaking, several people were stunned, who would have thought that a beautiful woman like Sun Mingxiang would say this meat joke so neatly.

Dong Ping suddenly laughed and said, "If you know that Miss Sun is so arrogant, then I would have vomited all the meat in my stomach a long time ago." ”

But Xiao Shanming's face turned red and he didn't laugh. Lin Sanchuan asked even more stupidly: "What's big, what's small?"

Sun Mingxiang twisted Xiao Shanming's thigh and said angrily: "It's me who lost, I don't drink this wine." ”

Dong Ping said with a smile: "It's just right, Miss Sun doesn't drink it, so the son will drink a few more sips." With that, he lifted up the vat and drank it with pleasure.

After Dong Ping put down the wine tank, Xiao Shanming immediately grabbed the wine tank and drank half of the tank in one go. As a result, his face flushed, and his embarrassment concealed the past.

After a few people drank a round, Dong Ping spoke: "What happened to Yan Lin at this time?"

Xiao Shanming frowned when he heard this, and replied: "A few days ago, we were supposed to stay in Lanyang City to check on your news, but a few days ago, a report came from the academy. He told us that you are now in the Shaolin Temple, and it is all right. However, Yan Lin was in trouble, and many people from the rivers and lakes died tragically in the last Mo family's night banquet. Among them, except for those who walk the rivers and lakes alone, there are at least 200 sect families involved. Those sect families didn't know what the truth was, so they got entangled and went to Yanlin to find trouble in the academy.

A few days ago, there was a storm in the city, and the Lin'an Mansion and the Liao State sent a large army to suppress it. Later, Uncle Tai didn't know what he promised them, and these sects and families dispersed one after another. ”

Dong Ping thought for a moment and said, "When you come to Shaolin, there must be other errands to do." ”

Xiao Shan shook his head and said, "Yes, we have three things to do when we come to Shaolin. The first thing is to come and see your brother Dong, and the second thing is to return the martial arts Heart Sutra obtained from the Wufu Sect to Shaolin. The third thing is to send an invitation to Shaolin on the ninth day of the seventh month and the Yanlin Hundred Flowers Festival. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he took out a few invitations embroidered with flowers from his bosom.

"It's not for a family?" Dong Ping said after picking up an invitation.

Xiao Shanming said with a smile: "From Yuzhou to Yanlin, there are still seven or eight to send." ”

Dong Ping said: "Then let's go and meet the abbot of Hui Zheng now." ”

A few people got up, and after Lin Sanchuan and Sun Mingxiang cleaned up the stone table together, Dong Ping suddenly remembered something and said, "Which of you has silver on you, borrow me a few hundred taels first." ”

Lin Sanchuan and Xiao Shanming laughed dryly, both of them were naturally cysts and shy. Sun Mingxiang took out two pieces of gold cakes and said, "Dong Gongzi wants to pay me back twice." ”

Dong Ping smiled: "Naturally. ”

After Dong Ping took the silver, he confiscated it and put it on the stone table. He said, "Let's go." ”

Although everyone was puzzled, they didn't ask much.

When he came to the courtyard gate, Dong Ping suddenly turned around and said, "Sanchuan, do you see that there is still gold on the stone table?"

Lin Sanchuan looked at it and said, "It's gone, but there are more things." ”

"Huh?"

"A cup of tea. ”