Chapter 53: Those Things About Childhood
[The third update! Recommend the votes to be more violent!]
Zhang Zhaohua played with his cousin to know the goods, Song Dachao came to Liu's house, put down a stack of money and left, without saying a word, his face was a little not good. It's the same as the last time I was picked up by a pickpocket on the street. If Zhang Zhaohua saw his appearance, she would definitely die of laughter.
The Liu family was stunned, except for Liu Tongmao, they didn't expect that the vegetable buns would go back to the dog. It was so unexpected.
Song Dachao left a message when he left, "Tell that little master, although Guo Daogui is my fellow disciple, Guo Daogui left the sect without an accident." What trouble he caused outside, it has nothing to do with the master. But Master has a better face. Guo Daogui suffered a loss, and it is inevitable that he will go back and talk nonsense. When the time comes, if the master comes to the door, I hope the little master can explain it well. ”
Song Dachao's words made the Liu family and Zhang Youping worry again.
"Hearing what he said, do they still want to get back to the field?" Liu Qiaoye said worriedly.
"Don't worry, even if they dare to come again, we won't be to be messed with. Who dares to come to the village to find trouble, first pass the feng shui bridge master's level!" Liu Biao is not afraid of things. In this era, there are still very few people who go out to work, and the young people in the village usually have nothing to do. There are not a few young people who usually follow the martial artists from other places to learn the power stick. Ordinary people dare not enter the village casually to make trouble. If you want to come, you have to mobilize the whole village to rush in. This happens only a few times a year.
If it was usual, Zhao Lanying would have to count Liu Biao a few words. Liu Tongmao and Luo Dongzhen also had to exchange ideas with the cub. Liu Qiaoye had to knock twice on his younger brother's head. But today, Liu Biao's performance has been supported by the whole family.
"Yes, we are not easy to bully. Liu Tongmao said.
As soon as the two boys, who were covered in mud and were holding a sparrow with a rope in their hands, they had just walked to the door and felt like they wanted to escape. They thought the adults were coming together to deal with the two of them. You adults are so shameless that you guys are working together to deal with us two bullshit.
Liu Xi reacted very quickly and directly stuffed a ball of mud in his hand into his pocket. Zhang Zhaohua was reluctant to release the sparrow, so he finally set up a cover and covered the fooled sparrow with a bamboo basket.
"Twitt......er" The sparrow wailed, taking advantage of Zhang Zhaohua's inattention, and took off into the air, but flew into the air, and immediately felt the restraint of a thin white line under his feet. This mass of white lines is clearly Zhang Zhaohua secretly stuffed into his pocket after the ceremony was completed. I didn't expect it to be used to tie sparrows. Fortunately, the status of the sparrow is not high. In the early years, they were one of the four major evils. Although they are now cleared of grievances, in the eyes of the croppers, they are still thieves who rob the croppers for food.
Looking at the fart child covered in mud, Zhao Lanying and Liu Qiaoye broke out at the same time.
Zhao Lanying immediately unleashed the roar of the Hedong lion: "Liu Xi, you stop me, I promise not to kill you!"
Liu Qiaoye crossed his hands on his hips, and roared like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, "Zhang Zhaohua!
The two boys immediately ran away from the door, and the fool stopped and waited to be beaten.
Liu Biao and Zhang Youping looked like the fart children of the year, and a smile appeared on their faces: There is the wind of the father's back then!
The difference between women's and men's attitudes towards cub girls is that women want their cubs to do their duty, while men want their cubs to be energetic. One piece and one relaxation complement each other.
The two fart children ran all the way, and naturally it was not two women who could catch up. After running a few steps, the two women could only pant and shout at the two backs: "Don't come back at the end, come back and see me if I don't discount your legs!"
Liu Tongmao watched all this happen with a smile, while Luo Dongzhen took a pot of chicken food, leisurely sprinkled it on the ground, and then watched the chickens and ducks happily grabbing food around him.
In a forest behind the house, two children lay on their stomachs in the thick bushes, and a straw hat made of wattles on their heads, like two little scouts.
"Cousin, my mother and aunt are not sisters. My father must have recruited him, otherwise, how could my mother be so similar to my aunt?" Liu Xi asked excitedly as if he had discovered a new world.
Zhang Zhaohua shook her head, "My uncle's surname is Zhao, and my mother's surname is Liu." How can it be a sister?"
"That's right. What about sparrows?" Liu Xi saw that his cousin was empty-handed, and hurriedly asked.
Zhang Zhaohua realized that when he ran just now, he didn't know when he threw away the sparrow, and scratched his braincase, "I just cared about running, where can I take care of these!"
Liu Xi sighed, "I also want my grandfather to make a small bamboo cage to raise sparrows." If it's mature, I can have it send me a letter. ”
"It's a pigeon on TV, and you're a sparrow sending a fart letter. Zhang sneered.
"If only I had a pigeon. Liu Xi looked at the sky with his head, and a jet-black crow jumped back and forth on the branches.
All the kids come home when it's dark, and no matter what they've done wrong, they'll honestly go home. At this time, no matter how angry my father and mother are, it will almost disappear. If the bet is wrong, then the little fart is going to bloom. But for naughty little kids, this kind of homely meal, eating less and eating more, is nothing remarkable. When I woke up, I was a hero again.
Liu Xi was lucky, and after being beaten by Zhao Lanying, he admitted his mistake and calmed down. Zhang Zhaohua was unlucky, Liu Qiaoye was worried that the cub would dare to be lawless in the future if he had the ability, so he couldn't say anything, and carried Zhang Zhaohua into the room, pressed it on the bench, slapped and asked: Will you be obedient in the future? Zhang Zhaohua replied very skillfully: Obedient. Obedient, still going to be beaten, Liu Qiaoye slapped Zhang Zhaohua's ass again, and a palm print was clearly printed on the ass of the fart child: Do you dare to run in the future? Zhang Zhaohua grinned in pain: Mother, I won't run, I'm going to die, don't beat me.
Liu Qiaoye didn't feel relieved yet, and hit again: "I don't know the pain now." Why did you run so fast just now? Don't think you have the ability, so you dare not listen to your mother's words. If you do, I'll break your legs and see how you run. ”
Liu Qiaoye felt that he wanted to impress the cub a little more, so he slapped and asked, and carried out a new cycle: Will you be obedient in the future?......
After dinner, the cousins came together for an exchange of experiences.
"My mother scolded me, and it was fine. Liu Xi's words almost didn't make Zhang Zhaohua angry.
Originally, everyone was beaten, and they felt a lot more comfortable. Now, Zhang Zhaohua began to wonder if she was biological. Look, it's so hard to fight, it's all called "Hanako". Could it really be picked up at a fork in the road?