Body 071 Kui Niu's wedding
Zhu Tianpeng heard the news that the monkey wanted to be the Monkey King from the mouth of the giant spirit god, and like Erlang God, he had a lot of shelf as Marshal Tianpeng, and rarely went to worship the Jade Emperor.
As for this giant spirit god complaining to him, it is actually easy to understand, after all, Nezha was too arrogant before, although he was defeated by the monkey in the end, but the giant spirit god didn't dare to really talk about it, so he could only find Zhu Tianpeng, an old friend who didn't put on a show, to complain a few words.
On the other side, Nezha was like a monkey at first sight, and said good things to him in front of the Jade Emperor, kowtowed: "That monkey head has cultivated an earth-shattering supernatural power from somewhere, and his ability is really good, he has an iron rod in his hand, and the weight is cautious, first a stick seriously injured the giant spirit god, and then showed his magic power to hurt the minister's arm, which is really powerful~ When Weichen was defeated and returned to the camp, he saw that the monkey king raised a big flag in the mountains, looked carefully, and wrote the words 'Monkey King', and the monkey threatened,' If you want to stop the army, you will seal him this official position, that is, he will not need the Jade Emperor to suppress him, he will take a leave of absence to vote; if he does not obey, then he still wants to counterattack the heavenly court and hit the Lingxiao Treasure Palace!" After a pause, Nezha looked at the Jade Emperor's face and told the monkey's request, as for the result, it was not something he could predict.
The Jade Emperor knew it in his heart, but he still pretended to look ugly, and snorted: "Although this demon monkey has some ability, but it is so arrogant? How can I care about the arrogant words of a demon monkey among the many immortal generals in my heavenly court? Which general is willing to follow Li Tianwang and his party to get rid of the demon monkey, make such a great contribution, and return me to the world's Qingming?"
Most of the people present are because of the god list to do this Lao Shizi immortal, to be able to come to the Jade Emperor on time and on time every day is already to give him enough face, as for helping to do things, you have the ability to whip me, but the whip is in the hands of Yuan Shi Tianzun, so the Jade Emperor through the god is equivalent to recruiting a group of uncles to come up, not to mention the good wine and good food, not to mention, it can only be used to fill the faΓ§ade on weekdays.
Seeing that there was silence in the field, the Jade Emperor glanced at Tai Bai Xing without a trace, and then heard the other party come forward and say: "Your Majesty, I don't know if you can listen to the old minister's words, if it is not appropriate, then do other things?"
"Venus and come. The Jade Emperor smiled.
"That demon monkey is just ignorant of words, does not know the size of the matter, wants to increase troops to fight him, if he can't be ambushed for a while, but he works again, but it is not beautiful; it is better for Your Majesty to be merciful, send a holy decree to recruit peace, and send it to the old minister, and crown him a Monkey King? β
"......" A group of immortals watching the drama all pouted, secretly wondering, "What kind of idea is this, and I am embarrassed to say it, which of the really strong people in the Heavenly Palace is not like this? There are also officials without titles, and they are all nonsense! It seems that such strong people are all based on cultivation, and they don't care about some mundane things at all, and at this moment, Tai Bai Xing's words are not a small problem, is this restricting the demon monkey, or is it fulfilling the demon monkey?"
But I didn't know that the Jade Emperor had already discussed with Buddhism, and what he wanted was just an excuse, although Tai Bai Xing's idea was a bit far-fetched, but no one came out to oppose it, didn't he?
Thinking about it, the Jade Emperor looked upright, and said with an interested face: "How is it a 'official but not a man', 'a name but no reality', Venus and come quickly, if it is reasonable, I will be allowed to play." β
Tai Bai Xing is the first celebrity around the Jade Emperor, and he doesn't care about the contemptuous eyes around him, after countless years of officialdom experience, his face has reached a level where even he can't believe it, in countless eyes, he stroked this fluttering white beard, showing a calm look, and said: "The name is Monkey King, but he doesn't manage with him, he doesn't have anything to do with him, and he is raised between the heavens and the earth, and his evil heart is accepted, so that he is not arrogant, and the sea is peaceful, and Haiyu is clear and peaceful." β
Everyone looked like a fool, and said in their hearts, "That monkey is not stupid, will you be teased like this", but they didn't know that the monkey really didn't understand these fancy intestines, what he wanted was just enough identity to pursue the fairy named Zixia.
The Jade Emperor couldn't wait to promulgate the Dao Holy Decree: "Just follow what Qing plays." "Immediately issued an edict and took it with Tai Bai Xing.
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Huaguo Mountain, the monkey has not been idle these days, he has become a Monkey King, and he simply called a few sworn brothers together, and they called them the Great Sage.
Everyone was still hesitating, and the eldest brother, the Bull Demon King, shouted loudly: "Since Brother Sun Xian is the Monkey King, it is appropriate for my old cow to be called the Great Sage of Pingtian." β
The other saints have always looked at him as the horse, and exchanged glances with each other, and the Jiao Demon King said: "In this case, I will be called the Great Sage of the Sea." β
The Peng Demon King nodded and said, "I will be called the Great Sage of Chaotian." β
The Lion Camel King came out of the wine jar and said in a daze: "I have a little strength, so I can be called the Great Sage of Moving Mountains." β
The Macaque King also smiled and said: "I often drive the Gangfeng, so I can call it the Great Sage of Ventilation!"
The exorcist straightened his neck and shouted: "My name is simple, just call the great sage of exorcism." β
For a while, the seven brothers all had their own titles, and they didn't mention it.
After three rounds of drinking, the Bull Demon King announced another happy event, saying that he was going to get married.
Everyone coaxed, even the monkey was inevitably vulgar, and quipped: "I don't know if it's the beauty in the cow clan?"
The Bull Demon King smiled: "Her name is Princess Iron Fan, she is the daughter of a certain king in Xiniu Hezhou, she has followed the immortal cultivation before, and she already has the cultivation of the immortals......"
The monkey was immediately stunned, with mixed feelings in his heart, "How can it be Senior Sister Iron Fan!"
One day in the sky and a year in the earth, waiting for the Jade Emperor to re-seal the reward is not something that can be completed in a few days, and the monkey has never hoped that time can pass faster than now, so that he can have an excuse to avoid the big wedding of the Bull Demon King.
On the day of the iron fan's wedding, the monkey still came as promised, looking at the woman dressed up from a distance, and the worry in her heart completely dissipated, and was slowly replaced by the figure of another woman.
West Niu Hezhou, Jilei Mountain!
The news of the wedding of the Great Sage Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess spread all over the radius of dozens of miles! But all the monsters who were a little famous received the invitation, and they walked towards the Thunder Mountain, thinking of taking this opportunity to worship the mountain, climb the big demon, and earn some capital to brag about in the future.
The monkey's appearance is very different from before, and it looks very eye-catching, but today is obviously not his home field.
At the top of the mountain, the Bull Demon King was wearing a big red robe, with a red hydrangea hanging on his chest, and he was holding a glass of wine to talk to the well-known demon clans around him, and the Iron Fan Princess followed closely.
"Senior sister, haven't seen you for a long time?" the monkey's mood had calmed down a lot, and he sincerely blessed him.
"It's you, little monkey~" Princess Iron Fan was still so playful, so she listened to the Bull Demon King introduce her, it turned out that this monkey was the Monkey King who had been mentioned by him recently.
At this moment, someone came to summon the news, saying that Marshal Tianpeng of the Heavenly Court had come with several ladies.
The monkey obviously didn't know the true identity of the Bull Demon King in front of him, but the other five sages had suffered losses under Zhu Tianpeng to a greater or lesser extent, and they knew the relationship between the Marshal Tianpeng and the Interception Sect, so they went out with the Bull Demon King to greet him.
Of course, for the vast majority of demons, the words Marshal Tianpeng were enough to make them frightened.
As the head of the Four Saints of the North Pole, that Marshal Tianpeng has killed all kinds of demons for the Jade Emperor over the years, and the most famous Demon Emperor Zhenwu in later generations is just one of Zhu Tianpeng's followers at this time.
With Zhu Tianpeng's ascent of the mountain, the demon clan in the entire Jilei Mountain suddenly fell into a dead silence.
The Bull Demon King laughed and said, "Brother Tianpeng, Senior Sister Bixiao, you can be counted as coming, come, come, come, come first, send three glasses of wine first!"
Zhu Tianpeng glanced at the monsters who were looking at him in horror, nodded at the monkey, and said with the corners of his mouth slightly raised: "Senior Brother Kui Niu, congratulations, I have finally achieved a positive result with Senior Sister Iron Fan." β
As soon as these words came out, the Bull Demon King stumbled, almost didn't fall to the ground, and finally stabilized his body, and looked at it with some resentment; "Brother Tianpeng, can you not mention this stubble......
This Bull Demon King is the mount of the Nian Tongtian Sect Master, as for the matter with the Iron Fan Princess, Zhu Tianpeng is also clear, the Iron Fan was originally a boy next to Lao Tzu's sage, because he secretly sent a message to Kui Niu, he was sent to reincarnation by Lao Tzu, and was later found by Kui Niu, and finally cultivated a positive result in this life.
"The teacher probably still blames me," Princess Iron Fan said weakly, clutching her sleeve.
Bi Xiao smiled: "Where is the matter, the master is the supreme saint of the dignified sage, where will he take care of those small things, but this banana fan is the wedding gift given to you by the master uncle, you must keep it, if this idiot bullies you in the future, you can teach him a lesson~"
Princess Tiefan took the banana fan, turned around and knelt down in the direction of Tushi Palace, kowtowed a few times, and thanked Taishang Laojun.
The surrounding monsters originally thought that this woman had gone lucky and became the wife of the Bull Demon King, but at this time they knew that they also had a great background.
Zhu Tianpeng thought about it, and probably guessed that there was also the reason why Lao Tzu wanted to reconcile with the Tongtian Sect Master, after all, since the end of the gods, although the Daomen has left a legacy in the world, but after all, it has no longer been prosperous before, and soon the Buddhism will be prosperous, and the Sanqing will inevitably join forces to compete with the two saints of the Western Sect.
But this is just the wishful thinking of Lao Tzu's sage, at least, the grievances between the exposition and the interception of the religion have not decreased at all over the years, that is, those immortals who have entered the list of gods in the sky, the two camps of the exposition and the interception of the religion are often fighting openly and secretly, and they can't wait to kill the other party.