Chapter 266, poor shrimp

The vampire Prince Nosferatu, who fled south, and the demon zombie Sen, who fled west, were captured one after another, disarmed and surrendered. www.biquge.info What about the remaining Toei hermit Kume and Fire Raven Svein?

Let's say that the hermit of Dongying Kumi, escaped from the royal pear orchard by rope, and fled all the way to the north, in embarrassment.

Suddenly, I was blocked by a strange river, and I saw that the water of the river was half clear and half turbid, which turned out to be the Wei River in the north of Chang'an.

This Dongying hermit Kume still knows, and the Chinese "Jing Wei Ming" refers to this peculiar scene. The Jing River is turbid, the Wei River is clear, and after gathering together, they do not blend with each other, and it is magical. (At least in the Tang Dynasty, the Jing River was turbid, and the Wei River was clear, as evidenced by the "Turbidity Jing Qingwei Points" in our poem Du Fu's "Autumn Rain Sigh")

How could the river block the way, the Dongying hermit Jiumi had wind under his feet, and jumped over, wanting to fly over the Wei River. Suddenly, a fishing line flew and hung impartially on the mouth of Kume, the hermit of Dongying, and the hook penetrated Kume's lips directly, causing Kume unbearable pain.

What's even more terrifying is that Kume's ability is sealed by the fishhook, and he can't exert any strength in his body. In this way, he fell straight into the Wei River and sank to the bottom of the water, with bubbles in his mouth from time to time, and a lot of water poured into his feelings.

The one who threw out the hook was naturally Yu Xiaoyu. Jiangzhou Longmen Yu family, to hunt fish and dragons for a living, the ability to fish is unparalleled in the world, fishing for the small shrimp of Kumi, that is not a matter of hand-to-hand?

There is a small fishing boat by the Wei River, on which are sitting Yu Xiaoyu, Feng Erni, Zejing Lao Huang, Xian Lao Bai in the book and Hei Mao Xiao Hei.

That Feng Erni saw that Yu Xiaoyu had caught the Dongying hermit Kume, clapped her hands, and was about to ask Yu Xiaoyu to pull the Dongying hermit Kumi up. Suddenly, Naze Jing Lao Huang listened for a moment and said:

"Hey, Lao Bai, Xiao Hei, I'm afraid we won't be able to stay. Just now, our bad master Yang Qi sent a message, asking us to go with him first to find the god of Dayu to borrow the artifact Fantian Seal, isn't that Tianyin broken from the sacrifice of Buzhou Mountain? It seems that that kid is really going to Green Ridge to find a way to save the fire god Zhu Rong. ”

Yu Xiaoyu pulled the fishing rod twice, and said faintly:

"Brother Yang Qi wants to borrow Fantianyin? It's a pity that he is a step late, didn't you say it, Erni? My father annoyed my mother because of the matter between the two of us, maybe this will be my mother's house! In my opinion, if Brother Yang Qi can't solve my family's affairs, he really can't borrow Fantianyin!"

Ze Jing Lao Huang and the immortal Lao Bai in the book were interested when they heard it, and said with a smile:

"Isn't your grandmother's family the Tushan family of Huqi Mountain? We don't care if we can borrow the Fantian Seal or not, just watch it lively. This Dongying hermit Kumi is no different from shrimp in front of you, so I don't need to accompany you, farewell, farewell......"

After speaking, Ze Jing Lao Huang, the fairy Lao Bai in the book, and the black hairy Xiao Hei turned into three colored lines of gold, white, and black, and flew to the sky......

Besides, Yu Xiaoyu and Feng Erni on the boat, after seeing Ze Jing Lao Huang and the others flying away, Feng Erni suddenly blushed for no reason, and became more and more handsome.

Yu Xiaoyu looked at it and hurriedly asked:

"Hey, Erni, why are your faces so red? Could it be that you have a cold? Also, the river is windy, come, put my clothes on." ”

The little fish pulled the rod up, and then took off his coat and draped it over Feng Erni's body. Feng Erni glanced at Yu Xiaoyu and said angrily:

"You know it's windy, and you take off your clothes, what if you catch a cold?"

Yu Xiaoyu grinned and said with a smile:

"Don't worry, I'll just find another one. ”

Feng Erni looked around and said:

"Where can I find this wilderness?"

Yu Xiaoyu lifted the fishing rod and said:

"Isn't there a ready-made outfit?"

After speaking, he lifted the fishing rod and pulled the Dongying hermit Kumi out of the water, and the poor "shrimp" drew an arc in the air, and landed in the boat with a "pop".

This time, it was not only the mouth that hurt, but also the pain caused by the fall of Kume because he couldn't exercise.

Yu Xiaoyu peeled off the coat of the hermit Kumi, and he didn't know what material Kume's ninja suit was made of, and it didn't get wet in the water. Yu Xiaoyu put on the ninja suit indiscriminately, and when he saw that Erni twisted his face to the side, he said to Kume, who was crying with a sad face:

"What kind of body do you have when a man of your age is naked in front of girls?

After saying that, he threw the fishing rod and threw the hermit Kume into the river.

Feng Erni glanced back at Yu Xiaoyu again, and blamed:

"Since we've caught him, let's just take him back, why throw him into the river again?"

Yu Xiaoyu scratched his head and grinned:

"It's not that you don't know how bad this Dongying hermit is. At the beginning of the Zen Taoist meeting, he specially selected the pregnant sister Xing Qian'er to challenge, which shows how bad his conduct is. Now that it has fallen into the hands of the master, it is good for him to pour some river water and wash his stomach. ”

"Besides, you see the flowers and willows by the river, the grass grows and the warbler flies, it is beautiful, let's stay for a while, how about going out on a spring tour?"

Feng Erni deliberately pouted and said:

"I think you are spring! Outing is mostly on the third day of the third month of the lunar calendar, and now it is the middle of April, and you are still going green!"

Yu Xiaoyu grinned twice and muttered:

"Didn't I just want to stay with you a little longer......"

Kume, the hermit of the East, had already filled his belly with water, and he was floating on the surface of the river, and when he heard this, he burst into tears, and let out a silent cry in his heart:

"My little ancestor, just enjoy the red and willow green flowers on the boat, don't leave me in the river! Since you have caught me, just hand me over to the Tang King, just soak me in the river water, which is still half of the mud and sand. If you just park the boat in the clear half of the water, I won't get so much sand in my eyes......, nose and ears!

It's still a girl with a soft heart, and after a long time, Feng Erni suddenly said in surprise:

"Little fish, little fish, hurry up and get that long rice, otherwise, I'm afraid it will become a dead shrimp." ”

Yu Xiaoyu then pulled off the fishing rod again, pulled the Dongying hermit Kumi out of the water, and fell into the boat. After the terrible little monster collected the hook, Kume the hermit of Toei regained his freedom.

It's just that after this torture, he didn't dare to run away with ten dares. Poor Kume has a big belly, and it can be regarded as the feeling of being pregnant for ten months. At the beginning of the Zen Taoist meeting, didn't he want to bully Xing Qian'er, who was pregnant with Liujia? Now he also has a big belly and tastes the taste of being bullied, right?

The face of the hermit Jiumi was full of bitterness, he wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit, pointed to his big belly, and said in stiff Chinese:

"Shaoxia, I'...... My stomach is swollen and uncomfortable......"

Yu Xiaoyu's eyes widened, and he took out the acquired merit treasure to open the mountain axe, and scolded angrily:

"You Dongying people usually don't have a bad stomach, and after drinking two mouthfuls of river water, you pretend to have a bad stomach, if you dare to spit out a drop, I will immediately release your bad stomach water!"