The question is, when a man is out chic, what is the right thing to do?

There is only one answer to this question in all worlds.

That is, there is no solution!

Dead!

Just as Mu Chen and the others were drinking and having fun, Luo Siyuan and other women suddenly broke in.

The scene was very awkward at one point, as if even the air was still.

At this time, the little turtle came out of nowhere, glanced at it, grinned at the corners of his mouth, and said with a wicked smile like a big bad wolf: "Tut-tut, interesting, the eldest brother took his brother-in-law out to prostitute, young man, you are very promising." ”

"Okay, it's really exciting, I've learned to come to this kind of place. The wealth fan glared at He Wei viciously, and his eyes were full of murderous aura when he looked at Mu Chen.

Qiu Tingpi smiled and said: "On the eve of the wedding, I sneaked out to visit the Qinglou, hehe, what's the matter? This is to have a final indulgence?"

"Heh, this is a man!"

Lin Xixi's pretty face was like ice, and she had already taken out the five bird fans and stared at Mu Chen.

"Muchen, aren't you satisfied with such a beautiful woman as me at home? Alas, you really make me sad. Yang Jialin sighed, but with a smile in her eyes, she was obviously not really sad.

They could naturally see that Mu Chen and Viagra had not done anything out of the ordinary to those drunk girls on the ground, but they were still extremely angry, and their eyes were so cold that they could almost kill.

"Niu, it looks like this wedding needs to be reconsidered. ”

Niuniu's eyes were on fire, her face was cold and she didn't say a word, and all the girlfriends around her were full of anger and murderous energy, with an expression that you would die if you didn't come up with a reasonable explanation.

In the face of this situation, Yu Wentian was also cowardly at this time, how could he care about righteousness or injustice, made a very wise choice, and slipped through the side door with his tail between his legs.

Thump.

viagra knelt on the spot, how could he still take care of his son at this time, and he was very spineless and wanted to hug Niuniu's legs: "Niu, things are not what you think, listen to my explanation..."

Niu Niu avoided his hand and still didn't speak, but that expression was just saying that you explain first.

"What's that, Brother Yu..."He Wei turned his head to look to the side, but how could he still see the shadow of Yu Wentian, and he suddenly scolded in his heart, uncle, no righteousness, Tiankeng!

He looked at the little Buddha King again, only to see the little Buddha King's face serious, he stood up and said: "Brother Mu, Brother He, the poor monk is a monk, you lied to me and said that you took me to a good place to practice, but I didn't expect it to be such an unbearable place, do you want to shake my Buddha heart? The ** in the world is just a passing cloud, thinking about years of friendship, forget it this time, next time I come to this kind of place to blame the poor monk and turn his face!"

The little Buddha Wang Yizheng came to such a paragraph, and the one who sold his brother was called a neat one, and He Wei and Mu Chen, who saw it, were dumbfounded.

After saying that, he recited the Buddha's name and left... Let's go...

"Brother Mu..."He Wei could only ask Mu Chen for help: "Help me, help me say a few words, what did you say before you came? ”

"I think you're a hammer..."

Cold sweat flowed from Mu Chen's forehead, and he was stared at viciously by Luo Siyuan, Lulu, Colorful Butterfly and others, he couldn't protect himself, how could he still be in the mood to help him out of the siege.

"Master understands what you mean, realm, do you want to say that this is just for cultivating the mind? Ten thousand flowers do not stick to the leaves, restrain desires in the five colors, and realize the Tao in the red dust, right?" The little turtle climbed onto a table, drank a few glasses of wine to himself, and continued: "This reason is not new, every man who comes here says so." ”

"Hey, I think I'm shameless enough, it seems that you two are even better, are you trying to make a prostitute?"

Sure enough, being explained by the little turtle like this, the murderous aura of the girls became even heavier, and they couldn't get their lives...

Nima, Mu Chen almost couldn't help tearing the mouth of this pit goods, this is to pit them to death.

"What..."

Mu Chen tried to quibble, but he couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time.

"I don't think Big Brother and Brother He Weiwei are that kind of people, they should have been instigated by that Yu Wentian. Zixi opened his mouth at this time to help relieve the siege.

The two nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, it was the bastard Yu Wentian who instigated it, saying that he would come out and have a few drinks, but he fooled us to such a place..."

"Hey, men must be responsible, dare to do and dare to be! Legs are long on his body, is it possible that he still holds a knife to carry you. "The little turtle is going crazy on the side.

"Dead turtle, can you shut up!"

"Hey, people don't be romantic, how can there be the fragrance of wild flowers in the house, some things have one and two, I understand!"

"Nima..."

Seeing that a mixed blast was about to happen, the little turtle casually threw away the wine glass, wiped his mouth and said: "The ugliness of the family should not be publicized, whoever brings the man back, and it is okay to close the door at home with a knife or a stick." ”

"You come with me!" Niu Niu grinded her teeth, squeezed out such a sentence from between her teeth, and turned to leave.

Ha Wei looked dead, drooped his head, and followed her back.

Mu Chen lowered his head and silently followed Niuniu away like viagra, wanting to fish in troubled waters.

"Where do you want to go?"

Luo Siyuan's beautiful voice sounded, Mu Chen's body stiffened, and his smile was more ugly than crying: "I don't plan to go back and reflect..."

"Hehehe, I actually can't help but ruin your good deeds, otherwise let's "compensate" you tonight. The girls smiled brightly.

"What's the matter, don't be so polite...", he cried with a sad face, knowing that he was in danger.

This night, in the depths of the school city, in the area where the elders lived, the crying sound resounded through the world for a long time, and the screams were really terrifying, and the whole body was cold, and it woke up many college leaders.

......

Big Wedding Day!

"Pick up the bride, go pick up the bride. ”

Before dawn, the team set off from the school city, beating gongs and drums all the way, and the ceremonies were continuous, which was very lively.

Viagra is dressed in a happy dress, wearing a big red flower, riding a priceless one-horned Pegasus, holding his head high, and the entourage behind him is happily carrying and holding various daily necessities, such as quilts, basins, brooms...

And what is even more eye-catching is his groomsmen group, the lineup is called a luxury, that is called an arrogance, and that is called a bullish coaxing, which is shocking.

"Oh my God, a sage!" someone was dumbfounded.

"The lord of the top city, the son of the title of the human race, the monkey of heaven and earth, the reincarnation of the sage... I'm obedient, this lineup is enough to go to the big clan to grab relatives. Some people sighed.

Mu Chen is not in the groomsmen's group, he belongs to the woman's family.

When I arrived at the Confucius Institute, the door with the word "Xi" was closed.

"Here it is, are the sisters ready?"

"Hold on, we must not let them take Niu Niu away so easily. ”

"Look how hard I hit these men. A silver bell-like laugh came from within.

Everyone smiled bitterly, it seems that this door is not so easy to enter...

viagra dismounted and shouted inside: "Sisters, after so many years of friendship, let's just mean it, don't be too embarrassed little brother, okay?"

"Five great soldiers and tens of millions of spirit walls. Luo Siyuan's voice sounded.

When Chen Zheng heard this, he immediately patted his chest, and said quite arrogantly: "What a problem, brother has taken it!"

"I mean, each of us has five Great Venerable Soldiers and ten million Spirit Walls. A fluttering laugh came.

As soon as these words came out, the groomsmen's faces turned green and exploded directly.

"Damn, this is too ruthless!"

"Is this marrying a daughter-in-law or exterminating a big family!"

"I can't bear it, the brothers copy the guys, and rush in to rob people!"

"Just a door, give it to the little monk. ”

The little Buddha King stood up and threw his robe into the sky very domineeringly, revealing the dragon-shaped tattoo on his body.

"The Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, the World-Honored Jizo, the Buddhas of Boruo..."

The golden light exploded, and I saw that there were words in his mouth, the muscles on his body trembled, and the golden dragon seemed to come to life.

"The flying dragon is in the sky, go!"

The big dragon took off, but before it could make a move, the door suddenly opened, and the colorful butterfly walked out, holding the big fan and waving it.

The man and the dragon were directly fanned...

Immediately afterwards, a large group of beautiful and moving women walked out, they were wearing white and decent long skirts, each of which had the beauty of a falling city, more charming than the flower and the bright moon.

The country is fragrant, the flowers and the moon are different.

Wealth fans, Qiu Ting, Lan Xiaoke, Elf Lulu, Lin Xixi, Liuli, the Four Heavenly Maidens...

Everyone gasped, this bridesmaid group was too much...

"What's the matter? Is this going to be strong?" Yang Jialin covered her mouth and chuckled, not even a tight long skirt could not hide that Miaoman's figure, especially the pair of jade peaks on her chest, which was the most magnificent.

"No, how dare we. ”

They are instigated, those who know the times are Junjie, there is no way, if this group of women starts a surge, they can't turn this world over.

I can't afford to provoke it.

Everyone went out one after another to dig out the Great Zun Bing and the Spirit Wall, but if it was far from enough, they could only write an IOU in the end, and then they entered the door.

However, this is just the beginning...

When they walked into the Confucius Institute, the road ahead was full of wine, with an average of one jar every two steps, and it was estimated that there were thousands of altars after this journey.

"Few, how many do you mean this?" the best men's eyes jumped wildly, and they couldn't say anything.

Lin Luqian smiled and said: "This is the second level, don't you men like to drink flower wine, then let you drink enough at one time, it is best to drink a psychological shadow, so that you will be honest in the future." ”

"Sister, this will kill you..."

"Is it okay to drink like this?"

The day is getting brighter, and the marrying team has passed five levels and six generals all the way, and almost half of his life has been removed by the bridesmaids, which is sour, and he is almost immortal, and finally viagra was forced to sign an unequal treaty full of paper.

All kinds of loss of power and humiliation of the country, without any bottom line, successfully took away the bride.

"The bride gets off the sedan chair and straddles the brazier!"

Back in the school city, the banquet began, the atmosphere suddenly became lively, all kinds of delicacies were put on the table, and the divine wine was one altar after another, and the fragrance was miles away.

It makes people taste it just by smelling it.

People push glasses and change glasses, drink and talk, whether it is a human race or a foreign visitor, all gathered together.

Almost all the lords of the big cities have arrived, and the ten imperial cities have also come to important people to express their congratulations.

"Viagra congratulations on hugging the beauty. ”

"Congratulations to Brother Mu, Sister Ling has a good home, she should not get drunk and return today!"

There were too many people who came to toast, and He Wei was stunned when he drank, seeing that everyone had a double vision, Mu Chen was not much better, the cup did not leave his hand, and his tongue was drunk.

I don't know how many tables have been set up at the banquet. Just the Great Venerable can't count them all, there are too many masters, there are all kinds of races, and the strong are like forests.

The whole school city is festive, not only firecrackers bloom, but also various divine music. There are also Lingbo fairy-like maidens across the sky, and auspicious birds such as Qingluan and lightning phoenix birds are flying, and white clouds and mist are shrouded. Patches of palaces hung high in the sky, as if they had come to the heavenly realm.

The atmosphere was warm and peaceful, and everyone drank the wine one after another, so that the whole wedding always maintained a high heat.

Some children under the table ran around, their pockets full of candy and bulging red envelopes, jumping and making noise, bobbling through the crowd, their red faces full of happy smiles.

"Viagra, if you have a baby in the future, you will worship my disciple, I will let my nephew be the next master of the thief door, how majestic!" said Zhu Yuze, the second victim, with a red face.

The first evil said: "Get out, you thieves are so lonely that you are left alone, are you the only one, are you sorry? It's better to leave it to my brother, it's time to find a successor for my archaeological skills." ”

"Go, a thief digging a grave, don't want to take a bad future nephew, it's right to follow the master, teach him peerless supernatural powers, and ensure invincibility!" said the little turtle unashamedly.

Everyone at the wine table was sweating profusely, very speechless, none of these three are good things, and if they have children in the future, they can't give them anything, otherwise they may not know what will become.

"Prevent the three evils, prevent the little turtle, prevent the little Buddha King..."Zixi muttered.

The little Buddha King was not happy to say this, put down the big bone stick in his hand and said, "What's the matter with the poor monk?"

"They are bad and righteous, and you know at a glance that they are not good people, and Master, you seem to be sanctimonious, but in fact you are bad in your bones..."

"That's right, hit the nail on the head!"

Others expressed strong approval.

"Little girl, you may have some misunderstandings about the poor monk, in fact, I..." The little Buddha King sighed, looking like the world didn't understand my heart, trying to save some images.

"It's auspicious!"

An auspicious voice shouted, and everyone quickly stood up.

"Worship heaven and earth!"

"Two worship the high hall!

On the high position, the peerless four saints and the three old deans took the tea with a smile on their faces and said a few words of blessing.

"Husband and wife worship each other and send them to the cave room!"

Everyone raised their glasses and stepped forward to bless.

......

The candles in the cave room are swaying, the stars in the sky are brilliant, the moon is bent, and even the wind is gentle.

viagra lifted Niuniu's red skull, revealing a face of a closed moon shy flower, in the candlelight, the long eyelashes trembled lightly, the big eyes were full of agility, and a shallow smile made people intoxicated.

This is the most important moment in a woman's life, and it is also the most beautiful.

"Girl..."

The candles are blown out, the room is dark, the warm breeze whispers, everything is silent...

......

Outside the room, Muchen and the others were still drinking, clinking glasses and laughing.

"Muchen, Ha Wei is married, shouldn't you also solve your personal problems. Li Bai smiled warmly.

Suddenly, Luo Siyuan, Lin Xixi, Lulu, and Yang Jialin all looked at him.

"I'm not in a hurry, I'm not in a hurry. Mu Chen smiled awkwardly.

Dao Ji said: "Don't make us wait too long. ”

The little turtle carried the wine jar and poured it into his mouth, and then put it down until he saw the bottom: "In the blink of an eye, a girl is an adult wife, and there is nothing more painful in the world than this!"

Everyone rolled their eyes, they already had a certain immunity to the little turtle's tiger and wolf words, and no one paid attention to it, letting it be cheap.

"No, I have to be by Niu's side at such an important time, and the person whose face has been cut off is a rough man, how can I know what kind of boudoir skills, Niuniu needs me!"

"What's the wind you're pumping again?"

"Newcomers have no experience, the first experience is very important! Master wants to go in and guide them as a guide!" After speaking, it rushed in the direction of the cave room.

Everyone was dumbfounded and dumbfounded, and the women were even more red-faced.

"Shit, this dead turtle!"

"What's the fuss, hurry up and stop it for me!"

Inside the room, the spring color is sultry and the house is full of romance.

Outside the house, jumping up and down, chickens and dogs are restless.

......

It's just that what they don't know is that thousands of miles away in the endless sea, a woman of breathtaking beauty broke into tonight.

In the dark night, she wore a light veil, and her delicate figure was dreamlike in the moonlight, showing her style, and she whispered to herself: "Who should I find first..."

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