Chapter 008: Beasts and Beasts Are Not Kissing (Hurry Up and Invest)
The golden rays of the setting sun fell on Seocho's face, warm and comfortable, and she flew to the pear blossom tree.
On weekdays, she's in the mountains. At dusk, they will stand on the treetops and watch the sun like a salted egg yolk gradually disappear into the horizon.
Today, she only saw half of the salted egg yolk disappear, and was interrupted by a few human teenagers who slipped into the yard like thieves.
Seocho quietly fell from the tree, silently followed several teenagers who were probing their brains into the house, came to the door of the house, and stopped.
A young man with oily hair and pink face, wearing gold and silver, and dressed very angrily, asked the leading "house thief" Mu Yixing: "Your cousin who stopped the horse this morning lives in this room?"
Another young man with blue bags under his eyes and a slightly flirtatious voice asked Mu Yixing with a smile: "Is your cousin beautiful?
"Nope!"
This categorical answer came from Seocho, who frightened a group of teenagers like frightened quails, all of whom were in a scramble to find a place to hide.
Mu Yixing was also startled by Ruicho, who suddenly appeared like a ghost, and almost squeezed into the crack of the door to hide.
But he quickly reversed his feelings, widened his eyes and pinched his waist and asked Seocho, "Why are you here?"
"This is my yard. ”
"It's not. I mean, how did you come out of nowhere and eavesdrop on us?"
"Are you 'cheating', why can't you listen?"
Mu Yixing exploded when he heard this, and pointed at Seocho angrily: "You little girl, you dare to talk nonsense." Have you ever seen a group of men cheating together?"
Yes.
Seocho peeked at the Flower Fairy's words in the book, but the teenagers around her who were staring at her as if they had found rare animals made her swallow the words stiffly.
Seocho remembered that before she was about to go down the mountain, the Hundred Flowers Fairy had told her to keep a distance from human men, saying that men and women "beasts" are not close, and they are not at the same table at the age of seven, and men and women are very guarded.
All in all, she must not be tempted by human men, and must keep a safe distance from them at all times.
At that time, after listening to this, Seocho asked the Hundred Flowers Fairy, is it okay for her to fall in love with a human woman?
The Hundred Flowers Fairy was so angry that she almost dug a pit and buried her as fertilizer, and she was in no mood to pay attention to the next problems of Seocho. For example, what is called "beasts" are not close, didn't Taishan Niangniang teach all demons, no matter what beasts, to love each other?
Also, what is the safe distance?
In the end, the Hundred Flowers Fairy said, "It is not good for cultivating immortals to give or receive", and Seocho immediately shut up obediently.
Inspirational to become an immortal, Seocho, who is the overlord of the sky, all the stumbling blocks that hinder her on the road to cultivating immortals, must be kicked away!
All the taboos that hinder her from cultivating immortals must be observed!
Seocho couldn't learn from the angry Flower Fairy how far the safe distance was. I could only think about taking a step back, but I felt that I could easily kill Mu Yixing and a few people with a single hand, and this distance was not very safe, so I took a few steps back, but it didn't seem to make a difference.
Within a zhang, she could easily kill these people with a raised hand, which was as easy as crushing an ant, and it was difficult to keep a safe distance.
Mu Yixing, who didn't know Seocho's good intentions at all, saw Seocho suddenly retreat with a serious face, as if he was afraid of getting from them, he couldn't help frowning, and asked the three companions who came with him: "Didn't any of you go out without brushing your teeth?" Or do you have fleas?"
The young man who was dressed very angrily immediately denied: "The clothes on my body must be incense every day, rubbed powder on my face, and oiled on my head, how can I not wash before going out, let alone give birth to fleas, pickled things!"
After speaking, he looked at the young man with blue bags under his eyes: "Presumably Young Master Chang Huan rested in the 'Huanxiang Building' last night, and he was reluctant to go home, so he hurried to the appointment without combing his head and washing his face, and his tone was a little heavier, which made Miss Biao feel uncomfortable." However, having said that, the 'Chunxiao' girl in Huanxianglou was indeed born with a charming soul, no wonder she would tie Young Master Chang's legs firmly to the bed. It's just that I heard that her godmother 'Cai Da Niang' has some means, you have to be careful, don't fall into their way!"
Chang Huan, a young man with blue bags under his eyes, is the son of a member of the household department, although his father is not a big official, but he has a lot of oil and water, and he is such a son, and the family's money is squandered by him!
Chang Huan doesn't have much hobbies, he just likes to wander in the flowers, and he is only fifteen or sixteen years old, and he is a well-known generous benefactor in several green buildings in the capital.
And the oil-haired and powder-faced young man who likes to laugh is surnamed Cao, named Yongle, his father is the left waiter of the household department, and the official and the senior are two levels, and the family is a rich master.
On weekdays, he likes to apply grease and powder, fight cocks and lackeys, and run his father's subordinate son Chang Huan.
The other boy was a fat man, the eldest son of the right attendant of the ministry, named Lu You. Hearing Cao Yongle's ridicule, he immediately echoed that Young Master Changhuan was a "pilgrim", more than him, a foodie!
These three people are all Mu Yixing's small hair, wearing a pair of pants to pee and play with mud.
Chang Huan heard the ridicule of the two, and responded embarrassedly, Cao Yongle saw that Chang Huan was as boring as a stuffy gourd, and shifted the topic to Mu Yixing: "Brother Yixing still has face, but I called this guy a few times, but he refused to leave the gentle township of Huanxianglou." ”
Mu Yixing pouted when he heard this: "Where is my face, it's not that he is curious about my stupid cousin who stopped the horse...... By the way, where did my cousin go?"
The topic was seriously off-track, and a lot of teenagers were idle, but after realizing it, Seocho was no longer at the door.
I hurriedly searched around, and finally found Seocho sitting on the branch of the pear blossom tree, bored eating melon seeds to pass the time.
Mu Yixing saw Seocho sitting on the tree, and felt that the rude Seocho had embarrassed him, so he immediately ordered with a black face: "You come down, you're not a monkey, what are you doing jumping on the tree?"
Cao Yongle and a few other teenagers looked up at Ruicao sitting among the branches of white pear blossoms, and suddenly had a feeling of surprise at the pear blossom fairy, and couldn't help but look stupid.
Mu Yixing saw that Ruicao ignored him, so he jumped to his feet angrily and threatened: "If you don't come down again, I will stab you down with a sticky bamboo pole." ”
Sitting on the pear tree, Ruicao sprinkled the melon seed skin in his hand, which happened to fall on Mu Yixing's head, and then fell among the fallen flowers of a tree, once again stunned Chang Huan, Cao Yongle and Lu You.
Only Mu Yixing reached out to sweep the melon seed skin off his head with an annoyed face, stared at a pair of bull's eyes and asked Ruicao angrily: "You did it on purpose, right?"
Seocho shook his head, his eyes seemed to be looking at an unreasonable child, which made Mu Yixing feel very uncomfortable, and finally said angrily: "I don't care about you stupid and bold!"
After speaking, he said to his three playmates: "Okay, you've all seen it, let's go!"