Chapter Twenty-Five: Every Day Comes to the Great Aunt
Lin Shaoping stabbed the hornet's nest this time, and at the moment, the uncle who guarded the door, the aunt who sold the tickets, the monk who swept the floor, and the elders who passed by, dozens of people came out of nowhere, surrounding Lin Shaoping.
Although he is young, what kind of person is Lin Shaoping? He grew up eating overlord rice! At this moment, Lin Shaoping did not feel panicked at all, let alone embarrassed, and saw him with his hands on his hips and raised his head to the sky and shouted: "Lao Tzu is here to kick the hall! The master of Shaolin Temple, come out to Lao Tzu!"
This time, the people of Shaolin Temple were even more angry, I don't know who took the lead in pushing him, and suddenly, the scene became a mess, Rao is Lin Shaoping's martial arts are strong, agile, and he was hit several times before jumping out of the crowd. Of course, these blows were soft and powerless, and Lin Shaoping was tickling.
"Hey, hey, isn't there a master in Shaolin Temple? Why are you all wastes coming out and embarrassing?" Lin Shaoping jumped on the branch of an old tree and shouted condescendingly.
"Stinky boy, come down!"
"Vandalism is subject to a fine!"
"You are not allowed to insult Shaolin!"
"Boy, if you don't come down again, don't regret it!"
There was a lot of gossip shouting under the big tree, but Lin Shaoping was unmoved, standing firmly on a high place, but he refused to get off the tree.
"Xiaolinzi, come down. ”
With this shout, Lin Shaoping jumped down lightly from the high branch.
Suddenly, the monks of the Shaolin Temple surrounding the big tree let out an exclamation, and everyone turned their heads to see who was so capable, and let this hateful boy jump off the tree by himself in a word.
"Xiao Linzi, don't be wordy with these wastes, let's hurry into the temple to find the master. Xiao Yinjian said lightly.
Hearing this, everyone realized that this capable guy was actually in the same group as that hateful boy. Seeing that Xiao Yinjian was about to enter the temple without a ticket, a group of people burned the flames of war here.
Relying on the strength of his body, Xiao Yinjian didn't care about the beating of these ordinary people more than Lin Shaoping, he completely treated this group of people as if they didn't exist, whether it was punches, kicks or sticks hitting him, they couldn't stop him from moving forward. In the meantime, there were a few Shaolin monks who were not afraid of death in front of Xiao Yinjian, but they all seemed to have encountered the collision of elephants, and they were knocked to the ground, and one of the unlucky eggs was even knocked into the air, and his butt jumped a few meters in the air before falling to the ground in embarrassment.
Xiao Yinjian's pace doesn't seem to be fast, but it is not so easy to keep up with him, a few clever monks quickly stopped, and took out their mobile phones for help or called the police, after all, now that they have entered the information age, monks also have to catch up with the trend, and it is not strange to take out the mobile phone from the robe. The others still followed Xiao Yinjian with perseverance, but it didn't take long for the monks who were chasing him to fight so tired that they couldn't support one after another, and in the end, Lin Shaoping was the only one who could still follow Xiao Yinjian.
"Boss Xiao, where are we going to find someone?" Lin Shaoping couldn't help but ask.
"You ask me, who do I ask?" Xiao Yinjian said helplessly: "Let's go around casually." ”
The two of them walked around the Shaolin Temple for a while like headless flies, and the monks in robes saw a lot, but none of them seemed to have special skills, which made the two sluts frustrated.
"Boss Xiao, could it be that I guessed wrong, my master is actually not from Shaolin, could it be that no one in Shaolin Temple knows martial arts at all?" Lin Shaoping frowned.
"Impossible!" Xiao Yinjian said categorically: "I also met a Shaolin descendant a few days ago, this guy is not the level of the bodyguard yesterday, I don't know how strong your master is, but that bald donkey, definitely the only master I have seen in my life, beat me half to death at that time, and almost hung up in his hands." ”
"Won't you, boss, you will be beaten half to death?" Lin Shaoping opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it for a long time. He had already studied martial arts with Xiao Yinjian in private, and he admired Xiao Yinjian's perverted defensive ability so much that Lin Shaoping even felt that Xiao Yinjian had cultivated into the legendary King Kong not bad body, and no one in the world could hurt him. But now, when he heard that Xiao Yinjian was beaten half to death, he couldn't imagine how deep the skill of that "Shaolin heir" was, at least, Lin Shaoping himself would never be able to hurt Xiao Yinjian, and even his master, Lin Shaoping didn't think he had this ability.
However, it was also Xiao Yinjian who missed a point, his current strength is very different from a few days ago, if it was him a few days ago, then Lin Shaoping may not have anything to do with him, and with the current Xiao Yinjian, Huilun may not be able to take any advantage.
After this misunderstanding for a lifetime, Lin Shaoping naturally greatly overestimated Huilun's martial arts, and at the same time looked forward to the real Shaolin warrior monk.
After encountering the wall a few times, the two began to no longer wander aimlessly, but arrested a few Shaolin monks and tortured them separately, which also made them disheartened.
"Boss, are you really sure that there are Shaolin warrior monks?" Lin Shaoping began to waver again.
"There must be! I am sure!" Xiao Yinjian still insisted on his opinion.
"Then how do you find it? Boss, you have to find a way, I can't walk. Lin Shaoping sat on a big rock on the side of the road and refused to get up. In fact, he had been practicing martial arts for so many years, how could his physical strength be so exhausted? Lin Shaoping had simply lost confidence, not that he really couldn't walk.
"How to find it? How to find it?" Xiao Yinjian silently recited a few times in his heart, suddenly frowned, counted in his heart, and said loudly: "Xiao Linzi, hurry up, I have a way!"
"What way?" Lin Shaoping stood up lazily.
Xiao Yinjian whispered a few words, and Lin Shaoping's eyebrows danced, and he nodded again and again, he who was originally claimed to be unable to walk, suddenly walked like a fly, and ran away in a blink of an eye.
After a meal, Lin Shaoping rushed back, carrying a portable tape recorder used by monks in the temple to play Buddhist music.
"Boss, I'm glad I didn't disgrace my life! I found a tape recorder with a horn, and it was absolutely loud. Lin Shaoping said excitedly.
If you can't do this little thing well, you can buy a condom and suffocate yourself to death as soon as possible. Xiao Yinjian pouted and said, then cleared his throat and said: "Shaolin Temple is scum! Shaolin monk is a duck! A duck is not a good one, and a Shaolin monk comes to his aunt every day! Shaolin martial arts is a child's play! Chinese martial arts is a waste of scum!"