Forty-seven, the madwoman of the stone
When Luo Jun walked into Ciyun Temple, he found that the defense here was much lax. Originally, in order to protect his Ciyun Temple and prevent the birdmen of the Emei faction from coming to make trouble, Zhitong arranged for many monks to form teams to patrol and defend.
These people are divided into three shifts and take turns to inspect the whole temple. In Luo Jun's eyes, this method is simply child's play. But it's better than now, in the entire Tsz Yun Temple, there is only one monk standing alone under the tree, looking up at the night sky, I don't know what he is thinking?
Luo Jun understood that this guy was thinking about betraying the temple and running away, so he was not interested in paying attention to him. Everyone in the temple arrived there, and Luo Jun knew it at a glance.
Listen closely! There were a lot of voices in the hall, it was said that Luo Jun was not interested in dealing with their group of waste materials, but there was a lascivious laughter of women in the wind, which made Luo Jun slightly curious.
Luo Jun thought about it for a while, and understood that it should be the lily girl Su Lian and the nine-tailed sky fox Liu Yanniang, what does a slut look like, I don't know how many people have seen it? Anyway, Luo Jun has never seen it. With curiosity, Luo Jun walked towards the Daxiong Treasure Palace.
When he was still about ten steps away from the Daxiong Treasure Hall, he heard a crackling sound of tables and chairs inside, as if someone was panicking, and the screams of the two women suddenly pierced the night sky.
Stepping through the gate, Luo Junyou took a look at it and took in all the scenes. With his concentration, he almost got angry, these people are too talkative!
Two white women are performing ****, and in the center of the hall, a Mai Taoist priest, barefoot and manshoe, carrying a big red gourd on his back, and a ruyi golden hook is inserted obliquely.
In the face of the public's intercourse, the poor Taoist priest's face was flushed, and his mouth kept muttering and cursing, and his eyes didn't even dare to look anywhere.
Long Fei's body was naked, he slowly stood up, and said with a cruel smile to the Taoist priest: "Drunken Daoist! You have enough courage to dare to come to our Ciyun Temple, and you don't take all of us seriously! Nowadays, you are always dead, you might as well open the meat before you die!"
After speaking, Long Fei pinched the light woman at his feet fiercely, and said: "Su Lian's tricks are complete, to ensure that after you die, you will not lose face in the Yama Palace, otherwise, until you die, you are still an old virgin, wouldn't you be ashamed to be a ghost!"
Su Lian's appearance was average, but her face was flushed at the moment, obviously very satisfied, and she kept touching Long Fei's calves, as if it was her paradise of bliss!
Hearing Long Fei laughing at the drunken Taoist, everyone around him suddenly burst into laughter. The drunken beard curled up, and scolded angrily: "Shameless slut, grandpa doesn't talk nonsense with you!"
In another place, Liu Zongqian was still violently colliding with the nine-tailed sky fox, and the bursts of crackling sounds made the drunken Daoist people impetuous. He took a long breath, and then said very quickly: "The three immortals and the two elders have all gone to the evil village Yuqingguan on the night of the fifteenth day of the first month of the first month of next year, or your faction will go or we will come to the door to lead the sect to decide the last survival and see if it is still evil or positive, what do you think?"
The reason why there is no punctuation mark in this passage is because when the drunken Taoist speaks, he speaks at a flat speed and does not wait for a trace of emotional ups and downs, which is extremely boring to hear. Originally, he was still in the mood to laugh with everyone, but at this moment, under the impetuousness, he could still remember the purpose of coming to Ciyun Temple, which was already considered his deep concentration!
Zhitong and the golden-bodied Arhat Fa Yuan are a little unaccustomed to seeing Long Fei's master and apprentice so lewd, although Zhitong is also a prodigy in the prostitution world, but he has not yet been arrogant to Long Fei's level.
Hearing the words of the drunken Taoist, Zhitong and Fa Yuan glanced at each other, each understanding the other's intentions, and they both wanted to be busy ending this farce. Zhitong immediately said: "Okay, on the fifteenth day of the first month, see you or leave!"
At this moment, two voices sounded at the same time, "Wait!" Those people turned their heads to look, it was Luo Jun who stepped into the door leisurely.
"Wait!" Long Fei was furious when he heard someone speak with him, he was not a good-tempered lord in the first place. Yesterday, he was so frightened by the green-robed ancestor and Luo Jun that he almost withered at that words, but fortunately, Su Lian arrived today and cleaned up his anger well.
However, when Long Fei turned around and saw Luo Jun's appearance, he hurriedly shrank his head and squatted on the ground. Luo Jun's ruthlessness impressed him too deeply. And the little spirit monkey Liu Zongqian heard Luo Jun's voice, and directly became a soft worm, which made Liu Yanniang very dissatisfied, and screwed him fiercely!
Luo Jun didn't look at the ugliness of Long Fei's master and apprentice, he walked in as if no one was around, and slowly circled around the drunken Taoist twice, sighing in admiration.
Said: "It's really good-looking, good-looking, just with the dress of the Taoist, no matter which big family it is, he will not refuse the master!"
Luo Jun's yin damage in this statement is equivalent to directly saying that he is a drunken Taoist and a liar. After Luo Jun finished speaking, he didn't wait for the drunken Taoist to open his mouth to refute, so he continued to shout: "Since you're here, don't let me come down yet!"
Luo Jun slapped upwards with one palm, and with a bang, a short and fat figure fell directly from the roof. When he fell, although this person was a little embarrassed, he had already adjusted his body in an instant, and when he fell to the ground, he couldn't afford to be dusty, and he was also a big fan in the face of everyone's eyes.
However, no matter how relaxed she is, she can't get rid of the suspicion of stealing and listening to people's corners. One person exclaimed: "It's the stubborn old thief woman who is sad about the eagle in Luoyan Mountain!"
Everyone looked closely, and sure enough, the person who came was short and fat, wearing a fat dark Taoist robe on her body, looking extremely awkward, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a square mouth and a high nose, and a face like a heavy date, and nine links tied to her back.
"Stubborn stone, you old thief who should be cut with a thousand knives!" Long Fei was shocked and angry, and in the face of everyone, he didn't care about being naked, and even had the leisure to tease the drunken Taoist. But when facing the stubborn stone Daogu, he can't be chic! The stubborn stone is not famous for its martial arts in the rivers and lakes, but for its ugliness, otherwise why should he live in a broken place where birds don't lay eggs, because no one wants to be neighbors with her!
Once today's incident spreads, under the deception, everyone in the rivers and lakes will inevitably say: When he Long Fei faced the ugliest stubborn stone, he actually wanted to ask for joy naked, and this kind of reputation could not be washed away even if he jumped into the Yellow River! Long Fei could even think of the disdainful expressions of those ** sluts when they mentioned him.
That's why Long Fei is so angry at this moment!
However, he didn't know that the confusion in the stubborn stone's heart was even greater than his. When today's events spread, her reputation for life was completely lost, and she could no longer hold her head up in front of many righteous people.
It's all one person to blame!
"Die to the wicked!" The stubborn stone's calm appearance lasted for less than ten seconds, and then he collapsed, and in a fit of rage, regardless of it, he picked up the Wuyun Stone and slammed it towards Luo Jun. Then, as soon as the stubborn stone pulled behind him, nine consecutive rings clanged. She waved the Nine Rings and wanted to step forward and separate life and death with Luo Jun, which was better than being humiliated in this life and this life!
Wuyun Stone brought a burst of bright yellow divine light, and smashed into Luo Jun's head in a semicircle in the air. The others couldn't imagine that the change happened so quickly, and before they could react, they saw Luo Jun being attacked in front of them.
"Seniors beware!" The voice of the person who spoke was crisp and pleasant, and the worried face was Shi Yuzhu!
Luo Jun's face was very strange, and he ignored Shi Yuzhu's reminder. At the moment when Wuyun Stone hit Luo Jun, the entire boulder suddenly disappeared without a trace.
The incident happened suddenly, and everyone didn't react, but the other two were so arrogant on their own territory, how could Zhitong swallow this breath. He slapped the back of his fat head, and a sword light flew up and stabbed towards the boulder.
However, it stabbed a hole!
The drunken Taoist was shocked at the moment when the stubborn stone shot, and he was extremely scared of this crazy woman! Nima, don't be such a cheat! You can kick your own life as a ball, but don't burden me! When Zhu Xiaozi asked her to respond, Lao Tzu should have refused!
Ignoring the old face, the drunken Taoist grabbed the stubborn stone, rose to the sky, and rushed out of the hole where the stubborn stone fell, and his speed was as fast as if a crocodile was chasing his ass and biting!
During the whole process, Luo Jun didn't move, he stood still in the distance, with a smirk on his face, as if he was carried away by extreme joy!
Shi Yuzhu watched from the side, and said in his heart: It turns out that this person is not so fierce and evil, and he will also have a cute side!