Chapter 33 What a fool
Just a pair of water-cut eyes makes people's hearts ripple.
Xiao Shanming on the side spoke: "This woman is from the Sun family in Shuzhong. ”
"Ahh
"See that whip tied around her waist?"
Dong Ping fixed his eyes and looked at it, and sure enough, the woman was wrapped around her waist with a chain whip made of dozens of rings. However, each ring was wrapped in a pale yellow strip of cloth, and when you looked at it, you really couldn't see it.
"See. ”
Xiao Shanming said in a low voice: "That chain whip, the full name is the thirty-six chain binding whip, and the chain whip inherited by his grandson family is the second highest divine soldier on the weapon spectrum. ”
Dong Ping asked, "Oh, this weapon, is it really so amazing?"
"It is rumored that the heir of the chain whip can resist the attacks of thirty-six masters of the same level at the same time, and the wonder lies in the thirty-six rings of different sizes. Xiao Shanming said, Dong Ping had a little enlightenment: "Its trick is the word binding soldier in the thirty-six consecutive chain whips." ”
"The Sun family is also one of the best factions in Shu, why would the people of the Sun family come to Beimang to compete in martial arts. Xiao Shanming was puzzled.
Dong Ping was also very puzzled, and he said thoughtfully: "Shuzhong doesn't seem to be peaceful these days. ”
Suddenly, the woman in the ring said, "You, come up." ”
"Good, good. Dong Ping saw that the woman pointed to his side, and immediately walked towards the ring with a smile. The woman frowned, "I'm talking about him." ”
"Him!" Dong Ping looked back at Xiao Shanming, and immediately deflated and stepped back. Xiao Shanming looked left and right, and made sure that the woman on the stage was calling herself.
When he boarded, the crowd gathered in front of the ring began to agitate. I only heard someone shouting: "Damn, you thief mother-in-law, you don't even look at Lao Tzu, you actually chose him for me!" Dong Ping looked over there, and sure enough, it was Qiu Feihe shouting at the top of his voice.
Under such circumstances, Qiu Feihe's words actually had a faint momentum.
Another humane: "Let's fight endlessly for this little girl's skin, why don't we rely on our abilities today to see who can grab this little girl's skin!"
Before the man could finish his sentence, he saw a silver light rushing out from behind everyone, pointing straight at the ring. The yellow-shirted girl's eyes were as calm as a lake, and when she saw the silver light coming, it was only the side of her body that was light and cloudy. The silver light flew past the cheek of the girl in the yellow shirt, and with a "dang" sound, the big flag of the martial arts competition planted on the side of the ring was nailed to the wall. Only then did I see clearly that the silver light was a shining silver spear with cold light.
Lang laughed from behind everyone, and one said: "The girl is talented and beautiful, Yang Musi came uninvited in Xiayunling, I hope the girl will forgive!"
Hearing this, many people in the ring were shocked, this Yunling silver gun is the seventh person on the master list, and when they saw that there were such masters to rob their relatives, most of them had already begun to retreat. Only a few people disdain it in their hearts, and the master list, to say that it is not good, is a cloth used by a group of samurai who stop refining their state of mind to cover their shame.
At this time, Yang Musi flew to the ring, pulled out his spear and said, "Girl, offended." ”
The girl in the yellow shirt just said coldly: "I didn't call you, get out of here!"
In an instant, only the sound of gold and iron was heard, and the chain whip tied to the waist of the girl in the yellow shirt had already flown out.
Yang Musi didn't dare to hold it up, so he raised his gun to block it.
Everyone in the audience saw Yang Musi holding the tail of the gun in one hand, and his wrists were linked, so he pulled the chain whip and turned four or five times in the air.
Someone applauded: "Yang Shaoxia is good kung fu!"
But only Yang Musi was shocked in his heart, and others saw that he was provoking the chain whip with the tip of the snatch. As everyone knows, it was the girl in the yellow shirt who was controlling the whip and dragging herself in circles. The chain whip seemed to have infinite magic power, and as soon as his silver spear was caught by one of the rings, the true qi in his body seemed to be trapped by the ring, and he could only be at the mercy of the chain whip. Yang Musi complained in his heart, and suddenly the chain whip in the yellow shirt woman's hand moved, and Yang Musi's body flew under the ring like a feather.
The hearts of the people trembled, they didn't expect this woman's cultivation to be so profound. There is no other reason, just because although the woman in the yellow shirt has been in the ring for a few days, she has only fought with three people in total, and the people she defeated are all nobodies, so everyone doesn't think how high her cultivation is. But today, she actually defeated Yang Musi with one move, and she was indeed amazing.
Suddenly, Qiu Feihe's voice sounded again: "Damn, let's attack together, even if we can't play her, we have to kill her!"
People's hearts are like ink, and everyone in the audience knows that they can't get this woman, rather than letting her marry someone else, it is better to destroy her, and no one can get it!
In an instant, I saw that the sky was dark, and the sword energy in the sky flew towards the woman on the stage.
Dong Ping sighed and said, "What a pity, when you die, I will kill Qiu Feihe." ”
Xiao Shanming said lightly: "Don't underestimate the power of the thirty-six serial whips. ”
The girl in the yellow shirt let out a sneer from under the veil, and she danced the chain whip into a flying dragon, whipping it into the air, first breaking the energy of the attack, and then the chain whip rolled up, and the weapons in the sky were firmly encased in thirty-six rings.
The girl in the yellow shirt snorted, "I'll pay you back!"
Suddenly, those weapons flew towards the stage with fierce energy. At this time, these weapons were several times stronger than when they came, and for a while, a few people were not in a hurry to dodge, and they were killed in the audience in an instant.
Xiao Shanming and Dong Ping both applauded.
But in an instant, there was a sudden change and a new life.
More than a dozen figures burst out of the crowd and rushed into the ring.
A look of horror instantly climbed into the eyes of the girl in the yellow shirt, and the whip in her hand did not move, but her body took a few steps back.
"A dignified man, what kind of ability is it to bully a woman, today I see who dares to hurt this girl a single hair!" Suddenly, Xiao Shanming stood up, although the dozen or so people moved quickly, Xiao Shanming was one step better. His hill-like body preempted the protection of the girl in the yellow shirt, and he grabbed both heads in his hands as soon as he grabbed them forward.
Xiao Shanming shouted: "Kill!"
Just heard a bang, Xiao Shanming hit the two heads, and the blood was splashed on the Quartet!
Seeing that Xiao Shanming was so fierce, the rest of the people looked at each other with a pair of eyes, and decisively withdrew from the ring.
Dong Ping below pondered carefully in his heart: "The kung fu path of these people is from the same door, and their actions are quite uniform, it is not like they are simply here to recruit relatives." ”
Xiao Shanming stared at him on the stage, majestic and majestic, like an angry King Kong. For a time, no one dared to touch the limelight.
After a while, Xiao Shanming walked slowly into the ring, and everyone retreated. He came to Dong Ping's side and said, "It's time for us to go." ”
"Oh, that girl just asked you to joust with her. Dong Ping said with a smile.
Xiao Shanming hurriedly said when he heard this: "I can't help it, how can I harm other people's women." ”
Dong Ping shook his head and puzzled: "You can be regarded as a famous person, with a strong body and an upright character, how can you be considered a scourge to others." ”
Xiao Shanming's eyes darkened and muttered: "Everyone in this world can tolerate it, but I can't tolerate Xiao Shanming." ”
Suddenly, a woman's voice came from behind the two: "Big man, you leave it for me, you haven't competed with me yet." ”
Xiao Shanming didn't say a word, and walked forward with a single step.
Suddenly, the woman in the yellow shirt whipped with her anger, and a big ring on the whip suddenly fell on Xiao Shanming's neck. These thirty-six chains of whips are wonderful, interlocking, and the rings are of different sizes, the largest rings can set a meteor hammer, and the smallest ring can set an embroidery needle.
"You're back!"
Xiao Shanming ignored her and reached out to pick up the ring. The girl urged with her true anger again, and the whip was strong and Xiao Shanming's face was whipped twice.
The clay figure still has three points of fire, not to mention Xiao Shanming. These two whips stunned Xiao Shanming, and his nameless fire burst out.
Dong Ping only felt a flower in front of him, and when he came to his senses, Xiao Shanming had already jumped onto the stage, and he hit the girl in the yellow shirt with his palm. The girl in the yellow shirt subconsciously stretched out her hand to block it, but she didn't expect Xiao Shanming's palm to be so powerful, she couldn't resist it and was about to fall off the stage.
Xiao Shanming's heart tightened, and he scolded himself a few words again and again. He hurriedly leaned forward, grabbed the girl in the yellow shirt by the shoulder, and pulled her back to the stage.
Xiao is reckless, I hope the girl will forgive me. Xiao Shanming bowed his head and said.
"I don't blame you, you will be my husband in the future, how can I blame you. The girl in the yellow shirt said softly.
Xiao Shanming's body was shocked, and he hurriedly turned around and walked off the stage. The girl in the yellow shirt also followed him closely, and suddenly, Xiao Shanming turned around and said, "Please girl, don't follow me, I, Xiao, have no intention of coveting the girl." ”
The woman in the yellow shirt spoke: "I don't care, since you defeated me in the ring, then you are my father-in-law." ”
Xiao Shan said: "This can't be helped. ”
The girl in the yellow shirt asked, "Why can't you do it?" Do you think I have an ugly face under this veil?"
Xiao Shanming hurriedly said: "Xiao has no such meaning, I can't help it, that is Xiao has already married, and he will never dare to delay the girl!" As soon as Xiao Shanming said this, the eyes of the girl in the yellow shirt suddenly became sad.
Xiao Shanming shook his head and walked straight away.
After watching him walk away, Dong Ping smiled and said to himself: "You are an old bachelor, where is there a daughter-in-law." After that, Dong Ping also left leisurely.
Hearing Dong Ping's words, the girl in the yellow shirt was overjoyed, she looked deeply at the distant backs of the two and lifted her veil.
When Dong Ping and the others returned to the restaurant, they happened to meet Feng Yushu and the others coming back. Feng Yushu wanted to ask what the woman looked like, but when she saw the cold face of the green beads, she didn't speak. Although he only regarded Lu Zhu'er as his sister, he didn't want to see her angry.
Lin Sanchuan laughed and said, "Childe, what does that woman look like, does she have a big ass!"
Dong Ping shook his head and said, "Regardless of whether there is a big ass or not, that person has already become Brother Xiao's daughter-in-law." ”
Xiao Shanming's face turned red and said: "What's the matter, I think I've rested enough today, let's hurry up." As soon as he finished speaking, he shouted to himself that Xiao Er had brought the horse. He stepped on his horse and said, "If you don't go, then I'll go first." ”
Except for Dong Ping, everyone else was in the clouds, and Dong Ping smiled: "Since that's the case, then I'll go too." ”
As soon as he got out of Chang'an City, Xiao Shanming walked far ahead. Without him, just because Dong Ping kept talking about the things in the ring, he was annoyed by everyone's questions, so he had to urge the horse to rush forward.
"Xiangmeiren, that's really the best among women. Feng Yushu yearned.
Dong Ping said: "Yes, don't talk about Brother Yushu, even when I see her eyes and smell her body fragrance, I can't help but lose my mind." ”
Lu Zhu'er interjected: "Brother Yushu, do you think I'm a beauty?"
Before Feng Yushu could speak, he heard Lin Sanchuan laugh and say, "You are not a beauty, you are a male baby!"
Feng Yushu said gently: "In a few years, Lu Zhu'er will be a beauty, and now you are still a child." ”
Lu Zhu'er opened her mouth and scolded: "Big stupid cow, you dare to scold me for being a male baby, this girl can't spare you!"
Suddenly, several iron nails flew out of Lu Zhu'er's wrist, and Lin Sanchuan also fell to the ground in response.
Feng Yushu and Lu Zhu'er both changed their faces greatly, Lu Zhu'er was stunned, and cried loudly: "Big stupid cow, I ...... I didn't mean to hurt you. ”
Dong Ping frowned, raised his hand, looked at the few iron nails in his hand and said, "What is wrong with you?"
Lin Sanchuan sat up and said, "I, I seem to have seen the pair of eyes that Gongzi said. ”
Dong Ping was relieved, and said to Lin Sanchuan teasingly: "What should you do if you say that a woman like that doesn't have a big ass?"
Lin Sanchuan spat out and said, "Big ass is a fart! If I can marry that woman, I don't even want this trick!"
Xiao Shanming walked in front of everyone, and he naturally saw the woman who fascinated Lin Sanchuan.
The woman sat on the bluestone under the ancient tree, he had never seen such a beautiful woman. When she doesn't smile, her face is full of heroism, and when she laughs, she has the gentleness of the city. Even a rugged man like Xiao Shanming lost his mind and fell into despair at this time.
Suddenly, the woman smiled and said, "Xianggong." ”
Xiao Shanming's heart fluttered, and in a trance, the woman had already jumped on the horse and hugged Xiao Shanming's waist tightly.
Xiao Shanming came to his senses and wanted to push her off the horse, but she hugged her too tightly. Nudge, can't push. If the shot is heavy, Xiao Shanming can't bear it. After a while, Xiao Shanming said helplessly: "Why are you so troubled?"
"What is bitter or not, since I believe that you will be my father-in-law, then in the future, whether it is bitter or sweet, I will follow you. The woman said.
Xiao Shanming sighed and said: "You don't even know what my name is, where I come from, where I'm going, and what my background is, so you want to recognize me as a father-in-law?"
The woman smiled and said, "The concubine Sun Mingxiang, I don't know who the husband's surname is." I don't want to know Xianggong's life experience, and I don't care where he comes and goes. Because wherever you go, I will follow you. ”
Xiao Shanming was speechless.
Lin Sanchuan in the back cried.
"What's wrong with you?" Dong Ping asked.
"That woman is Uncle Xiao's daughter-in-law. Lin Sanchuan wiped a handful of tears and burst into laughter.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Childe, it's a good thing, I saved this trick. ”
Ignoring Lin Sanchuan's crazy words, the three of them beat their horses and galloped forward.
This bonfire ignores the joys and sorrows of people, it only burns itself. Just like Xiao Shanming, he is like a stubborn stone lion, rejecting all the courtesies sent by Sun Mingxiang.
After Xiao Shanming knocked the hot soup sent by Sun Mingxiang to the ground, this woman in Shuzhong, who was like a hot nature, finally couldn't help but ask, "What don't you like about me?"
"Because you are cheap, I was born so big, and I have never seen such a cheap woman as you. Xiao Shanming said, his ears were red, and his heart was full of regret, why did he say such ugly and vicious words to a woman?
Mingxiang's eyes suddenly turned red, her nose twitched, she suddenly stepped forward and hugged Xiao Shanming's arm sincerely, and said firmly: "I'm cheap, and I will rely on you." No matter how you scold me, I rely on you, no matter how you beat me, I also rely on you, even if you kill me, my ghost will haunt you and rely on you!"
Xiao Shanming's nose was sour, and he said in a low voice: "It's me who is cheap, I was born a cheap seed, I am a cheap seed born by the combination of Song and Liao! The Liao people look down on me and want to kill me, and the Song people hate me and want to kill me." How dare I, how can I delay an innocent, gentle and sensible woman like you......"
Before Xiao Shanming finished speaking, Mingxiang covered his mouth and said softly: "I said a long time ago, no matter what in this life, I will follow you." What the woman in Shu said, she will never go back. From now on, I will rejoice with you when you rejoice. If you are sad, I will be sad with you. Your afflictions are my afflictions. ”
The boy wept and was sad.
Dou Da's tears flowed from Xiao Shanming's eyes, and he knew that he could no longer refuse such a woman thousands of miles away. He stretched out his arm and wrapped his arms around Mingxiang's shoulders tightly.
Feng Yushu in the distance sighed: "The women in Shuzhou are really affectionate and righteous. ”
Lu Zhu'er immediately said: "The same is true of our women in Yuzhou!"
Feng Yushu said bitterly: "Green bead ......"
Before he finished speaking, Lu Zhu'er stood up, she turned her back to Feng Yushu and said, "Brother Yushu, then you can wait for me to grow up..."
"All beings look like delusion. Dong Ping looked at the people under the bonfire and said lightly.
Lin Sanchuan was dancing a tiger with a set of boxing techniques, and when he heard Dong Ping speak, he stopped and said: "Childe, although I don't know much about the love between men and women, I also know that the painting that Miss Shangguan gave you is a confession of your heart, why did you sell it?"
Dong Ping shook his head and said, "What kind of person do you think Shangguan Xi is?"
Lin Sanchuan said: "The appearance must be first-class, plus she ascended to the position of the young master of the Shangguan family at a young age, and she must be excellent in mental means." ”
"Then do you think she will be a concubine?" asked Dong Ping with a smile.
"Definitely not!"
"That's it. Dong Ping was stunned and stopped talking.
It wasn't until midnight that the moon came out.
Mingxiang snuggled in Xiao Shanming's arms and said, "Brother Shanming, why don't you ask me where I came from and why did I come?"
Xiao Shanming grinned: "I don't ask." ”
Mingxiang buried her head in Xiao Shanming's chest and muttered, "Brother Shanming, do you know why I decided to pester you after just one look at you?"
"I don't ask. ”
"But I say it, because as soon as I see you, I know that you are the one who will be good to me for the rest of my life. From now on, I am no longer alone, and you are no longer alone. Mingxiang said sincerely, Xiao Shanming's heart warmed, and he said again and again in his heart, I, Xiao Shanming, will no longer be alone from now on.
Suddenly, he looked up to the sky and shouted: "I, Xiao Shanming, from now on, I will never be alone again!"
Dong Ping was awakened by him, turned sideways and said in a dream: "What a fool..."