Chapter 914: Ji Kao's 'Past Events'
When Ji Kao was making a big fuss, there was no idle in the huge sea area of the East China Sea, and it was still in chaos.
It's just that this time the chaos in the East China Sea was not because of the gathering of endless demon soldiers under Ao Guang's command, nor because Li Jing sent his sword against the Qin State, but because of an alliance...... Women's Sorrow Alliance!
Many monks in the East China Sea, Endless Kraken, none of them have seen the faces of the members of this alliance, they only know that in this powerful alliance, there is an ancient immortal bird, no...... It's an ancient crane.
This crane calls himself Grandpa Crane, cunning, ruthless, thirsty for killing and plundering, and everywhere he passes, the sect is often destroyed, and there are no spirit stones.
What's more, this crane is good at the art of change, and it is extremely despicable, it relies on the art of change, teasing all the old monsters, snatching everyone's spirit stones, and changing its appearance to make people defenseless.
In order to defend against this thief crane, the monks on several islands in the East China Sea even joined forces with the Kraken to set up countless defensive arrays, but to no avail. Just because this crane seems to be born to break through all formations, the sealing technique is useless to it.
If so, forget it, but the thing is that this crane is also followed by a big black dog, claiming to be ...... Dog!
This dog master is extremely vindictive, has a fierce personality, and likes to 'ravage' the mountain protection beasts in the major sects, and even went deep into the sea area several times, and did some 'indescribable' things to some deep-sea monsters that have been sleeping for a hundred years, which caused rage in all directions.
There was even an endless tide of beasts, and hundreds of thousands of krakens besieged this crane and dog, but they were all escaped.
If that's all it takes, it's okay, next to these two villains, there is actually a super master who can't see his cultivation.
The master, with yellow hair and yellow eyebrows, is crazy all day long, likes to eavesdrop on other people's whispers, and then learns in a good way. But his cultivation is so powerful that he doesn't dare to mess with it.
And at this moment, in the depths of the East China Sea, three burly men are on an overseas island, enjoying themselves.
Around these three big men, there was a group of krakens, all with blue noses and swollen faces, but they didn't dare to show the slightest complaint, and they kept talking about it, which made two of them very proud.
One of the big men is clearly the most puppet, but he has a pair of small corns, and when he occasionally flips, he is full of thieves.
At this moment, he was holding a kraken water girl in his arms, very plump, and very little dressed, and only a few shells covered his private places.
This big man hugged the water girl, kissed him from time to time, his face was intoxicated, and at the same time stretched out his foot, and kicked another black, very hairy man next to him.
"Silly dog, do you see it? It's still like this, okay! Tsk, you see how chic we are now, this is life!"
As he spoke, the small-eyed man was very proud, pinching and pinching on the water girl, enjoying it very much.
On the contrary, the black-faced man looked disdainful, pushed away the water girl next to him, shook his head and roared: "There is no hair at all, it is slippery, I don't like the dog at all!"
"If you don't like it, drink it! These drinks, but they are good things, I heard that they have been brewing at the bottom of the sea for thousands of years. ”
When the two were talking, another strong man with yellow hair was looking straight at the sky, and he didn't know if he was in a daze, or what, anyway, he felt stupid.
These three strong men have naturally been in chaos in the East China Sea...... Bald cranes, whistling sky, and yellow-eyed immortals!
Since the last time the two second-goods alchemy made the Huangmei Daxian a fool, the famous yellow-eyed old demon in the myth has become the bodyguard and thug of the two second-goods, making the days of the two second-goods more and more comfortable.
After a while, Roaring Tian was a little drunk, and after pulling his underwear with one paw, he put his arm around the bald crane's shoulder, and said with a crying voice, "Damn, thief crane, you don't know the relationship between me and Brother Ji, brother who has died, really!"
In the middle of the words, it raised its thumb, a dog's face was flushed with wine red, and there was seven points of drunkenness in the words, and after glancing at the bald crane that couldn't help but be curious, it began to tremble and said: "We were in the North Plains at the time, do you know that kid Ji Fa?"
The bald crane was very curious, and hurriedly pricked up its ears and listened carefully.
"At that time, the dog's Ji Fa, with more than 10 million people, surrounded the dog with a bang. What do you know what I'm doing, let me eat the mystery!"
Lu Tian was very angry, and his eyes burst with anger: "Do you know what the mystery is? It's! Produced by 10 million people, fresh, piled up higher than the mountains." I was so scared that my knees were weak at the time, and I had no place to cry if I wanted to. ”
The bald crane was moved when he heard this, but he really couldn't imagine that the stupid dog in front of him had such an awesome experience.
"Alas......", Roaring Sky sighed, and sighed again: "But, do you know the thief crane?" At that time, when the dog master was facing such a crisis, Brother Ji stood up and yelled directly...... I'll eat!"
"Poof!"
The bald crane spit out a mouthful of wine, looking at the serious nonsense of Roaring Tian, and felt ashamed in his heart......
Lu Tian didn't pay attention to it, and was still talking: "Our brother Ji, our righteous and awe-inspiring brother Ji, didn't say a word, just eat directly." Bang bang, a fierce meal, and I finished eating it directly. ”
"Alas, what a ......", Lu Tian slapped the table, tears came out, "After eating, our brother Ji said a word, which moved me to the present." Thief Crane, do you know what he said?"
He wiped away a handful of tears, smashed his fist on the table, and cried bitterly: "What Brother Ji said is, can you refill the cup in a special way?
The bald crane was stunned, his face twitched, and he was really speechless!
At the same time, Lu Tian was still crying bitterly: "Really, now when the dog master thinks of this, I am moved...... Woo, alas, I'm grass, I've never seen such a awesome Brother Ji. He...... He hadn't eaten enough yet, and he refilled the cup. I haven't served anyone in my life, and I don't support the wall when I pee, but for our brother Ji, the dog master has only one word...... I'm convinced!"
The bald crane was also half drunk at the moment, and his nose was bubbling because of what Roaring Heaven said, so he stepped forward to hug Roaring Heaven, raised the wine bottle, and roared: "Silly dog, let's not talk about this, let's talk about something happy." In this way, when the big fish we are going to catch come, Grandpa Crane will share half of the income of the spirit stones!"
He wiped away a handful of tears and was about to nod, but he heard a noise outside, and the voice quickly approached himself and the others.
ps: Two two goods, as always, are going to do a wave of big things!!!
(End of chapter)