Chapter 100: We Are Different
The monkey sits in the tub and bathes, but it looks leisurely and cozy.
The little hidden on the beam poked out its little head and asked, "Monkey, you are so high-profile, are you not afraid of arousing suspicion?"
The monkey laughed: "Hahaha, didn't you find that this little chubby dun is very simple-minded, quite interesting?"
The couldn't help but remind: "You can fool this fat dun, but you may not be able to fool his sister." The girl seemed to be quite alert. ”
"So what? Don't you think that although the goblins here don't have any demon power, they seem to be doing quite well, much better than living alone in the deep mountains and old forests. ”
The monkey squinted, and he paid special attention to the living conditions of the goblins here.
The flew down on the edge of the bath barrel and asked seriously: "By the way, we came to Xiniu Hezhou tiredly, isn't it just to go to Fangcun Mountain to learn art earlier, so as to solve your demon pill problem?"
The monkey shook his head and sighed: "It's not so simple to let Fang Cun Mountain open the immortal gate and let us go up." Do you always remember Fang Cunshan's words?"
"Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Leaning Moon Three-Star Cave?"
The didn't quite understand the meaning of the monkey's words.
The monkey smiled and said, "The meaning of these two verses is 'seeking the heart'. ”
The was puzzled: "If you find your heart, you will find your heart, and then what?"
The monkey pointed to his chest and said, "To seek the heart is to find the original heart and pursue the original heart." We had a chance to escape the day before yesterday on a merchant ship, but I gave up my resistance and let them capture me, because I knew that my heart was concerned about this place. ”
The was a little surprised, and asked carefully, "Monkey, what happened to you that could bind your heart?"
A rare tenderness flashed in the monkey's eyes, and he let out a long sigh: "Alas, do you remember the scene when we first met?"
"Hahaha, of course I remember! At that time, you were a tease, and you had to perform a very laborious monkey show for the dignitaries, which was really laughing at the old lady. But at that time, your temper was also hot enough, and the head of the boss of the troupe seemed to have been broken by you. ”
The, of course, remember the teasing scene when they first met the monkey.
Unexpectedly, half a year has passed, and she and the monkey have become good friends in life and death.
Well, a monkey and a bird bravely go to the end of the world, and it should be a resounding name!
The monkey smiled slightly: "Don't talk about me, aren't you also a virtuous person?" Lao Tzu is lying down under the tree to rest, you are good, chattering and shouting on the tree. ”
The waved his head: "Hmph, that tree is the old lady's nest, and you occupy the old lady's territory, how can it be reasonable!"
"That tree was obviously planted in the county honor's house, why did it become your territory? ”
The was aggrieved, pursed his lips and immediately changed the topic: "Okay, okay, okay, why do you care about this." You haven't said why you're here yet!"
"Well, you know, if it weren't for a good friend in the troupe who always encouraged me, I am afraid that I would not have had the courage to live in this world a long time ago. ”
The monkey is embarrassed when he recalls those inhumane three years.
Fortunately, the little orchid at that time always encouraged him and told him not to give up.
"And then?" asked the again, tilting her head.
"And then, didn't I mess up the performance that time? I estimated that the boss of the troupe would definitely be punished by the county, and I thought that this troupe would not be far from being disbanded. But my good friend is only in his teens, and I don't know what will happen. ”
The said impatiently: "Hey, hey, did you say the point?"
The monkey sneered, "Well, the point is that I heard my friend's name on the merchant ship. So I wondered if my friend had been arrested by them! I had to find out about it, or I wouldn't be able to get over it. If that's the case, I'm losing my heart. ”
nodded: "In other words, if you don't find out about this matter, then your heart will be worried, and you want to find Fang Cun Mountain?"
The monkey nodded cautiously and said, "Exactly." If you lose your heart, you won't want to set foot on Fangcun Mountain in this life. ”
: "That friend of yours is a girl?"
Monkey: "Well, it's a little girl, called Little Orchid, and it's the first good friend I met in this world." ”
The rolled her eyes and said sourly, "What about me, what is in your heart?"
Seeing that the sour appearance of the was extremely cute, the monkey straightened his face and said seriously: "You, you are also my first ......."
"What's the first one?"
The is happy in his heart, and his eyes show a little expectation, is he the first person of the opposite sex he likes?
The monkey couldn't help but sneer, and said happily: "Haha, of course you are my first pet!"
"You bastard, die to my mother!"
The chickadee was furious and opened its beak and pecked at the monkey's face.
And so, laughter and bath splashes......
After the two had a fight. Then a little maid came to inform the monkey and asked him to go to the lobby to meet the little master.
Of course, the little girl was also curious, and put her clean and neat clothes on the table, but her eyes kept looking at the monkey.
The monkey was full of bad taste, and suddenly made a vicious grimace to scare the girl.
The little maid suddenly lost her appearance, lifted her skirt and screamed.
The held his forehead and said angrily: "I said that you can't be mature? Why are you still like a child, playing pranks!"
"Lao Tzu is a good person, but he has become this monkey body, can't let me vent a little? Otherwise, my spirit will have a breakdown! Besides, a yellow-haired maid dares to come and peek at Lao Tzu taking a bath, I don't scare her to scare anyone. ”
Where are people peeking, they are clearly here to give him clothes.
The monkey jumped out of the tub, made a splash, and put on the clothes brought by the maid. Not to mention, it's really a special taste. If there is an extra folding fan in your hand, it will be a living scholar monkey.
The snorted: "Hmph, hurry up and go to the lobby to meet your master, you big stupid hat!"
When I came to the front hall, I didn't see the eldest lord of the Ye Mansion, but the beautiful young lady Ye Fang was sitting on the main seat, and her younger brother Xiao Chubby Dun was standing behind her, his eyes kept sweeping to the monkey.
The young lady set up the shelf of the head of the family, took a sip of tea, and said lightly: "Monkey-headed demon, listen to my brother say that you know our human language?"
The monkey arched his hand and said: "Miss is fine, this monkey's surname is Sun Mingyi, the word Wukong, this is polite." ”
The young lady was stunned and almost knocked over the teacup in her hand.
Fortunately, she had also seen a big scene, so she hurriedly stabilized her mind, and then smiled again: "Sun Yi Sun Wukong, you are really decent and polite, let me ask you, have you ever studied before?"
"Sun was born with intelligence, and he is a first-class being. I read this book in a dream. ”
Well, the monkey is on flicker mode again.
"You're very different from other youkai!"
There was a hint of excitement in the young lady's eyes, this monkey was so smart, and it was completely different from the monsters she had seen.
The monkey laughed secretly in his heart, of course Lao Tzu is different from ordinary monsters, Lao Tzu is a person wearing monkey skin!
(End of chapter)