Chapter 451: Black History
Xiwan Cliff slashed through with a knife, and one person in the air turned into a rain of blood.
The sword finger of the Qingyun Sword changed, and the long sword in the air seemed to have crossed time, space and distance, and came to the front of Xi Wanya in a few tenths of a second.
"Bell!"
With a wave of the long knife in Xi Wanya's hand, the flying long sword was blocked, and the long sword seemed to be controlled by an invisible hand, but it turned a corner and attacked Xi Wanya again, lighting up silver flowers in the air.
Xi Wanya held the hilt of the knife in his hand, and a bright light flashed in the air again, and the silver flowers in the air suddenly disappeared.
Only Xi Wanya held a knife behind his back in one hand and fell towards the top of the city wall.
"It's a good time! I don't believe you're better than Qi Zixiao. A voice shouted out, and a man with a spear turned into a long dragon and rose into the sky.
There were several weapons clashing in the air, and then one person was smashed down in the air, smashing a large crater on the ground.
Xi Wanya was also bounced up by the force of the collision between the two, and the famous butcher's face turned black as charcoal in the air.
Although Fang Cai's strength is good, the important thing is not the strength...... It's that he really stinks......
It stinks so much that even he can't help but change color and wants to curse.
He suspected that this person had soaked in the hot pit for a day just to disgust himself?
The divine wheel of the land of heaven is this virtue?
As he fell, two more wheels came up to him.
Then the fresh smell kept drilling into Xi Wanya's nose, making his face black as the bottom of the pot, and he couldn't help but want to curse.
As for the Southern Metropolitan Protectorate, the Deputy Metropolitan Protector and another general started scolding as soon as they exchanged hands with others.
"Did you fall into the dung pit? Do you want to stink to death?"
As soon as he heard this, Xi Wanya's mind suddenly flashed with inspiration, could it be that this is the strength of these divine wheels in the land of heavenly scenery to have the courage to fight against themselves? first make themselves stinky, and then wait for them to smell it before fighting with their own side, so that their own combat power will be greatly reduced.
"Despicable like insects, garbage, think this can stop the footsteps of my army?" said Xi Wanya contemptuously.
"Even if you use such a despicable trick, my ancient army will not flinch!
"It stinks to death!" the other two were still scolding.
Everyone in the Land of Heavenly View was almost angry to death by the scolding and Xi Wanya's words, and they jumped like thunder one by one!
You bastard made it!
......
Qing Kite and Red Luan were left on Earth, after all, if they came back again, they would have to flee for their lives, and this kind of burden was one less one.
Ren Baqian stepped on the hard ground under his feet, and the scenery in front of him changed, and he found that he had returned to the land of heavenly views.
There were more people in the forest in the distance, about a dozen, much less than the hundreds of people before leaving.
"Hmph, sure enough, there are still some left. I'll cut you first!" the empress's voice came through the gas mask, and she looked a little urn-like, and her eyes were fixed on a dwarf standing on a stone in the distance.
Before the words fell, the figure of the empress appeared in the air, and her fist smashed down with the sound of smashing the air.
Unexpectedly, the injected figure flashed, and it appeared in the distance, and he had no intention of fighting with the empress.
"Cowardly as a mouse!" the empress said coldly.
The dwarf was not angry, grinned at the empress, and then looked deeply at Ren Baqian: "I will peel off your skin and soak it in the dry toilet." ”
"You come up!" Ren Baqian said provocatively with a smoke grenade in his hand, his posture no different from that of a grenade with an explosive pack, and his face looked like death.
It's a big deal!
Lin Qiaole looked at Ren Baqian with tears in his eyes, it was just a little better, after all, after five days on the earth, the stench was much less. As a result, as soon as she returned here, the strong smell made her feel bad again.
The dwarf had a toothache, and that thing didn't hurt anyone, but it was really disgusting.
The empress didn't say a word, and a few dodges came close to the dwarf and made a brazen move.
The dwarf didn't answer at all, but kept fleeing, and in a few strokes he fled into the forest, and the forest suddenly rumbled.
Large swaths of trees fell with a creaking sound, and a few unlucky earth wheels became the affected pond fish, and the empress slapped her body with a fist and a palm on her body, and her whole body shattered and fell to the ground.
After a few moments, the forest was demolished by the empress for a small time, and she still did not catch up with the dwarf.
After all, her strength has dropped greatly now, and that person is good at speed. Even if her original strength was much higher than that of the other party, now she is helpless.
Seeing that she couldn't help the other party, the empress turned around and returned to Ren Baqian's side: "Where are you going?"
"No one is there, I don't know if it's because the stream is here. Ren Baqian said that he had told the empress about sending a letter to Xiwanya on the earth.
"It's better to go up and see from above. "Ren 8000 Road, this location is halfway up the mountain, and a large forest below blocks the route to the direction of the mountain and Wucheng.
After Ren Baqian finished speaking, he felt that the collar was lifted, and then the wind blew in his face, making him almost unable to open his eyes.
When he stood firm, he found that he had come to a boulder that was almost at the peak of the mountain, and the mountain wind blew the empress's hair and hit Ren Baqian's face with a faint ...... Stink......
It's a sad story.
Ren Baqian feels that this is definitely black history, who dares to write it in the history books: one day, the emperor and the king were on the top of Wushan Mountain, looking at the world like watching the palm prints, and the smell of its own body dispersed with the wind, making people cover their noses......
It is estimated that even the resurrection of the first emperor will not save him.
The empress will suppress him in the toilet for 10,000 years.
said that the emperor, especially the empress, has always been a strange fragrance in the body, which makes people feel refreshed and happy, like a spring breeze.
Speaking of which, the empress is usually quite fragrant, and the faint aroma on her body smells very good......
It's a pity that he died with the enemy.
Standing on a high place and looking into the distance, the air in this world is not polluted, and the field of vision is extremely visible, and the distance is almost unobstructed.
Ren Baqian could see the black spot outside Wucheng almost at a glance.
It's a black spot here, and it's supposed to be a big crowd up close.
"It should be Xidu who is here and is attacking Wucheng. Ren Baqian pondered and said.
Xi Wanya came a little earlier than he expected, which is a good thing. It was hard work for them to get here so quickly.
Hearing that Xi Wanya was here, the empress bowed slightly.
At least there is no need for Ren Baqian to use that kind of thing anymore. Thinking of this, the empress breathed a sigh of relief from the bottom of her heart.
If the enemy is fine, but there is his own army and his own generals.
For the Empress, there may be nothing worse than that taste.
Even if it is death.
"Your Majesty, go and join the Xiduhu, just catch all the masters here, and the land of heavenly scenery will be stable. Ren Baqian said, and after speaking, there was an extra small bottle in his hand.
"Your Majesty, this thing is perfume. If you used it before, it wouldn't be of much use. But now that five days have passed, the smell on my body is much smaller, and I can at least cover the smell on my body with this thing. And I spent a lot of money to find someone to concoct this thing, and when it blends with the previous smell, it can become another kind of floral fragrance. ”
Ren Baqian also learned through this time that people's sense of smell is very interesting, and fragrance and smell are not absolute. For example, the taste of Xiang turned out to be jasmine after dilution......
This bottle of perfume is blended on this basis, and the faint odor on the body is mixed with the perfume smell to form a floral fragrance.
Of course, if you want to get this kind of thing in a short time, Ren Baqian will pay a lot of money.
It took 8 million to get it out after countless attempts by several top perfumers day and night.
When the empress heard this, her heart was immediately overjoyed, she was still a little hesitant before, and she was really embarrassed to go to her generals and her army with this damn stench on her body.
Ren Baqian is really caring.
The empress gave him an appreciative look, her eyebrows curled.