Once upon a time there was a mountain, and on the hill there was a temple.... (Hey!Ran to the wrong set, do it again!)

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a broken Taoist temple on the mountain, and the broken Taoist temple was very broken... (Click!Why is it biased again?,Who doesn't know that the broken Taoist temple is very broken.,Want you to repeat it!)

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a broken Taoist temple on the mountain, and there was an old Taoist priest and a small Taoist priest in the broken Taoist temple, and the old Taoist priest was very old... (Click!click!click!What's the matter, there's more than??, do it all over again!)

(Photographer, stop the plane, understand?)

(You, what kind of eyes do you have?ah!! you, you dare to beat the director?! Believe it or not, let you get a boxed lunch in minutes?!Ah!! it hurts!Ahhh

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(Director: Puff~~~~)

(Hurry up if you're not dead!)

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Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a broken temple on the mountain... (Offstage, the director's earnest eyes~)

cough, there is an old Taoist priest and a small Taoist priest in the Broken Taoist Temple, and there is a quasi-little Taoist priest (he may not recognize it himself), and the temple is preaching... Ahem, preaching.

On a long winter night, the moon is cold and shy, only the stars cross the dullness and pierce the gloom.

Look, how bright the stars are tonight!

There is no other head, and the lights are still bright.

On the green hills, by the wall, by the pool.

The mountains are deep and late, the lonely mountains are independent, the dangerous and narrow road is uninhabited, and the cold frost can be used to cut a catty?

The little Taoist priest has no distractions: Dare to ask the master to drive, what is the avenue?

Looking back at the empty mountain, the green hair is not realized, the frost face is old, there is a sense of leaving the world, the old Taoist priest has a clue: and listen to me slowly......

(Ahem!) I don't know who in the audience has an uncomfortable throat.) ）

The old Taoist priest immediately had no clue, and the four dragons were quick to talk to the outside, and he quickly recited: "The avenue is invisible, nameless, unasked, and unresponsive, and its big is not outside, and its small is not inside." You can't know it, you can't do it!"

The little Taoist priest was silent. If you can't get it, how can you get it? If it's not feasible, how can you do it?

The old Taoist priest squinted: "Do you know what it means to be false?"

The little Taoist priest nodded and shook his head.

Old Taoist: "The car must have wheels, the wheels must have axles, the axles must have hubs, the hubs must be empty, the empty must be nothing, when it is none, there is a car." ”

Little Taoist: "HUB... What is it?"

"The wheel. ”

"What's the wheel?"

"Nonsense. Without a wheel, how do you turn, the braincase turns?"

The little Taoist priest received it.

The old Taoist priest sighed and twisted his itchy back.

The little Taoist priest understood, got up, scratched?

"Hmm. Not only the wheels, but also the utensils for the meal, and the houses with open windows are... Alas, come to the left, alas, up, alas, and then the top, and then the left, well, this is it, don't move, use a little force, comfortable~~ By the way, where is it? This person is old and has a bad memory. The old Taoist priest let out a comfortable cry, and the little Taoist priest's kung fu of serving people was still at home.

The little Taoist priest smiled: "It's all about it..."

The old Taoist priest took over the conversation: "Yes, it is all hollow, the so-called void is empty, and there is void in the air, which is called void." ”

glanced at the room, and then at the pot in the room, his subordinates kept moving, and the little Taoist priest: "What does the void have to do with the avenue?"

The old Taoist priest shook his head: "You can't teach your son! The Tao is often nameless, and the Tao is often invisible! You kid knows that the house can live and the pot can cook?"

Stunned, the little Taoist priest was even more puzzled: "Otherwise?"

The house is not inhabited by people, and ghosts are inhabited? The pot does not cook rice, cooks meat?

"Why stop, come here a few times!"

"Oh. ”

Feeling the moderate strength of his back, the old Taoist priest said lightly: "The thoughts are too strong, I can see something, I don't think about anything, and then look at it." ”

Don't want anything?

The little Taoist priest tilted his head and stared at Poguan......

"I don't want to see anything anymore? This house is not a house? A pot is not a pot? What is left? Air, air can't be seen. Isn't that nothing? Master, please forgive the students for being stupid. "The little Taoist priest really can't see any way.

The old Taoist priest opened his hand, got up suddenly, trembling uncontrollably, frightened the little Taoist, sat on the ground, obviously didn't know why the master was suddenly so excited, you must know that people are old, too excited will get cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases (medical journals once said): what hyperlipidemia, high blood pressure, high blood sugar, cerebral thrombosis, myocardial infarction, headache, chest pain, knee pain, vomiting, hemiplegia, sudden death...

(Ahem!)

Cough, and said that the old Taoist priest slapped his knee and stood up suddenly! stared at the little Taoist priest directly, until he wanted to stare at a star.

"Master, what are you doing, what are you doing?"

The old Taoist priest was silent, and then a big hand grabbed a handful in the night sky, brought it to the little Taoist priest, and said, "Look! What is this?"

"What is this? This is a hand. The little Taoist priest didn't know why, and blurted out.

The old Taoist priest was heartbroken, and then shook his head: "It's not for you to see your hands, but for you to see what I have in my hands?"

The little Taoist priest stared at the old Taoist's open palm, although it was a big night, but he could still see it clearly, but he was full of the strength to pick up the rice, his eyes were about to bulge out, and even the lines in the old Taoist's hands were clearly visible, or there was nothing else, it was impossible to say that he saw your beautiful and picturesque palm lines...

Seeing that the old Taoist priest looked bitter and hateful, and could get angry at any time, the little Taoist priest swallowed the words that came to his mouth, and then he shook his head in confusion.

The old Taoist priest did not speak, but walked to the edge of the pool, rolled up his sleeves, revealing his long arms as flawed as dry firewood sticks, and held a bend of water in both hands, completely ignoring the biting cold.

Under the guidance of the old Taoist's eyes, the little Taoist priest walked to his side, looked down, well, this handful of water is like Qinghua Qionglu, sweet and clear, I don't know which side of the stars are reflected at this moment, it is said that it is convenient to see the stars on this mountain...

"Ahem, did you see anything this time?"

The little Taoist priest woke up, but still shook his head.

The old Taoist priest walked directly into the house, and the little Taoist priest followed suit.

In the room, the quasi-little Taoist priest was wiping the table, and when he saw the two big winters who did not bake the fire and the northwest wind blowing outside, his expression was very indifferent, and he seemed to treat the two of them completely as air. Just lowered his head and continued to wipe the table vigorously, the old table creaked, I don't know if it will fall apart.

The little Taoist priest who was ignored looked at the thin figure in front of him who was busy and a little embarrassed, after all, he was very embarrassed and unhappy during the day. Even now, I still have that smell, well, sniff, even if it's gone, it's still unpleasant, the shadow on this young soul can't be erased, it can't be shaken away, and it hurts forever!

He rolled his eyes, looked up at the blackened corner of the beam, hummed left and right, and didn't take a look. The tall old spider hibernating on the spider web is sleeping soundly, and it bounces down its slender hairy feet. I don't know what kind of dreams I had or I was scared by this guy who lives like a proud rooster underneath.

"Let's Jean!" said the quasi-little Taoist priest in a loud voice.

"Oh. The little Taoist priest subconsciously moved his foot to the side, but he was a little annoyed when he thought about it, why should I let me, you can't go to the other side by yourself?

Who would have thought, the object of people's talk was not him at all, I saw the quasi-little Taoist priest standing motionless in front of the old Taoist priest with his head down, and he couldn't see what expression was under the little head, but the little Taoist opened such a big road, he just didn't leave, and the dirty rag in his hand was tightly grasped.

The old Taoist priest was too tall on the side, moved to the side of the little Taoist priest, and blocked him for most of the time.

The quasi-little Taoist walked over without saying a word, and walked into the firewood room in front of him in a few steps, without a glance at the oblique little Taoist.

Then there was a crackling sound in the woodhouse and the sound of a firewood fire.

A few jackdaws stopped on the roof, calling annoyingly.

"Hey, I don't believe I can't cure it..."The little Taoist priest is so angry, this one who looks down and doesn't look up to see it, so he pulls you to such a big point with a handful of and urine, what kind of attitude is this?

Looking at the boiling heat coming out of the firewood house, he rolled up his sleeves, picked up the wooden stick by the threshold, and wanted to serve the family.

The old Taoist priest beside him, who had been silent, suddenly grabbed him and shook his head.

"Why are you—" The little Taoist priest looked back at him puzzled.

At this time, the voice of the quasi-little Taoist priest suddenly came from the firewood house: "The rice is covered on the table, let's eat it before I die, and today there is a fat fish that Dumb brought back." Although the bastard eats an amazing amount of food and loves to defecate in the open, he can finally forage for food on his own. Keep it if you want to, though it's a little silly, like some people..."

"Roar...."In the backyard outside the firewood house, there was a lazy and low-pitched voice of the big cat, which seemed to agree with this sentence and was a little dissatisfied. It's like saying that where do you defecate anywhere, and you have always defecated at random in a fixed place at a fixed time. Where are you stupid, have you ever seen such a witty and kind person catch a fish, cute and invincible stupid? Although the man in the room is stupid enough.

The little Taoist priest's wooden stick in the air was stagnant, and then he turned his head to look at it.

The wooden tables in the hall were polished, though they were still old.

There was a shriveled candle on the table, which was burning too much, and the cold wind from outside the house blew in from time to time, and the little pale yellow flame swayed up and down, fluctuating, as if it would be extinguished at any moment.

There are also a few old stainless steel bowls on the table, which exude a trace of heat from time to time, and it is a little warm on this cold wax moon day.

The little Taoist priest's heart was also a little warm.

The table was old but as clean as ever. Good people are generally cleaner in their hearts, especially children, and he thought so when he looked at the firewood house in the corner.

Although the candle is a very old candle, it is at least as warm as new.

Although the small flame looked like it was about to be extinguished, it was not extinguished after all. Because the little Taoist priest closed the door with his hand. The whining cold wind blew angrily outside the house and could not enter, and he went to play with Dumb with a disgraced face.

"Roar!!

Outside the firewood house, there was the disgruntled roar of a big cat.

The old man and the young man in the hall smiled heartily, and in the firewood house, next to the stove hole, the small dark face on the small bench that was illuminated by the fire was a beautiful crescent moon in the corner of his eye.

The old Taoist priest winked.

"Bao, come out and eat together. Gently throwing the wooden stick aside, Li Yun shouted at the room.

"Unlike some immortals, I'm not hungry at this point, I eat early, you can eat yourself, but don't expect me to clean up. Ah Bao held on to the doorrail, carrying a bucket of water in his hand, and sneered.

Then he walked like the wind to the stairs.

"Oh~~~"

Li Yun was stunned, but when he thought that he came out in a panic during the day, he forgot to pack up that thing, and the expression on his face was a little exciting.

Ah Bao's expression was very calm, and his calm voice came from upstairs: "I'm not a dumb, nor some people, I naturally have to clean up the commotion I provoked, and I'm just going to get a bad luck for the last time." Who called... You're the older brother, I'm the younger brother.;"

"Roar...."

Outside the house, Dumb, who was lying in a simple shack, whispered in protest, smelled the hair on his body, and was a little disgusted, apparently forgetting that the smell came from his body. The tiger's eyes were full of confusion, and some innocent thoughts thought about how the youngest in the heart of the family was the most fierce and unreasonable. When did this king clean up the deep-processed products he produced? But thinking about the young figure that looked thin and small, but actually had surging power in his body, and listened to the cold voice on the second floor, his body was shocked, and it was a little fried. I only dared to whine twice.

Who called you grandfather and I was grandson? Who called you brother and I was brother?

The faint light exposed in the crack in the ladder made the warmth in the room rise sharply, and Li Yun's hand on the wooden ladder was put down.

One person, two brothers, regardless of whether they are biological or not, as long as they all still have a Li character, that is the person of the old Li family, who is closer than his own brothers, this is a fact, true, the big gold chain is not so real.

In fact, Ah Bao doesn't know how many good things he has cheated him over the years, but who cares? Who has calculated? Who owes whom?

It's a family after all. It's not a family that doesn't enter the door. A family that doesn't speak two words.

This kind of trivial matter is usually revealed in this way.

Well, naturally.

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At the dinner table, regardless of the hot mouth, Li Yun picked up a piece of fatty fish and was about to feast on it. In order to survive the winter, this fish has enough fat reserves, and it will be tired to death just by smelling it. I couldn't help but look up a little more at Dumb's foolishness.

"Ding!"

The old Taoist priest stretched out his chopsticks, and the hungry ghost snatched food from his mouth.

When it comes to the meat in your mouth, you just can't bite into it. Li Yundeng looked forward to her husband as a little daughter-in-law, and looked at the old Taoist priest with a look on her face: "... Master, you said this, disciple is still a mortal, but unlike you, if you don't eat, it will really kill people!!"

"So?" the old Taoist priest on the other side smiled.

"So no matter what avenue you have to talk about, can you let me eat the meal first?" Li Yun couldn't work hard in his hands, his eyes rolled, and then, his head slammed into the ground.

"Smack!"

The old Taoist priest's hand was not very fast, but he just supported his forehead impartially, no matter how Li Yun's head was planted and how his tongue was extended, he just couldn't touch the long-cherished and tender delicacy.

"Just this one, you just let me eat this piece, okay?" Li Yun looked at the old Taoist priest almost pleadingly.

The old Taoist priest's face was full of hatred for iron and steel, and he scolded: "Hmm. What to eat? One day, like a dumb, you know what to eat! What is delicious about these turbidities! Eating and eating is not to return to nature, but to work hard to eliminate the poison. ”

"Roar..."

The big cat was extremely dissatisfied outside the house, howling, how could one or two have an enmity with him. I'm going to fall asleep and wake me up again, and I really have to answer a thousand calls. You catch fish on a cold day, eat from the bowl, scold the fisher, you have never seen anything like this.

Li Yun's grief and indignation were no less than that of a big cat, looking at the old Taoist's wide sleeves and sloppy beard, he said excitedly: "Master, didn't you say that there is a time to eat?"

The old Taoist priest covered his sleeves, didn't look at him at all, and said vaguely: "Hmm... yes, what's wrong?"

"You also said that you don't eat or sleep, right?"

"Hmm... Did I say that?" the old Taoist priest's mouth was bulging, and his speech was leaky.

"You can take back what you have said, you are an immortal!" Li Yun was even more excited.

"Oh, oh, oh... Yes, I said. What's wrong?" the old Taoist priest could.

"So, what time is it?"

The old Taoist priest frowned, quickly glanced outside the house, and kept talking: "The time has passed?"

"So, what's in your mouth?"

"What's wrong with the fish? Phew! What kind of fish is this, there are so many spines, dumb this brain is really stupid. Hmm..."

Dumb, who had woken up from a dream, snorted violently, and the snoring was like thunder, and he didn't know how to startle a few passing birds seven or eight stars away. Well... No matter, turn over, continue to sleep, I want to sleep, I want to find a mother-like match.

The fish bones on the table were very dazzling in Li Yun's eyes.

What's wrong? What about people who don't eat when they say they're done? What about people who don't talk when they say they eat?

(Meat is also rice?)

(Get out!)

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In short, there should always be some truth in what Gao Deshao said this year, right?

(Well, it seems...) ）

Since it makes sense, you have to be reasonable, right?

(Kind of makes sense...) ）

Since it is reasonable, it is now proving that what was said before was a fart?????!!!!!! is it still unreasonable?

You talk about the truth of the hammer!!!! cover your sleeves, who do you show it?Really, I haven't heard the allusion of covering my ears and stealing the bell?@#¥%......&*@#%

（....... Tell him to go)

Tell him?

Li Yun was stunned.

Or is it the old saying, who called him a proud master, he is a lowly apprentice?

Although he almost wants to breathe fire in his eyes, it is not a divine fire after all, and it cannot hurt others, but only hurts his own gods.

The old Taoist priest doesn't care at all, he can't kill you!

(In my heart, I am like a demon, my lips open and my lips fall, greeting your eight ancestors, with a bright face, I suddenly woke up, became a quail in seconds, and became a Buddha on the ground.) The so-called saint in front of people is like a Buddha, and people are crazy like demons, this is true, the ancients did not deceive me!)

(Ahem, it's too much)

(uh, disturbed, offended, withdrawn)

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After eating and drinking, the old Taoist priest burped.

"Alas, my old bones, you kid, how good it is to be obedient, ouch, it's not small... Come on, press it for me again, it's quite comfortable to press it outside. The old Taoist priest leaned back slightly, picked his teeth with his hand, and looked like he was enjoying himself.

Li Yun looked at the leftovers of the soup on the table, and said in his heart, At this time, he didn't even reward me with a bite of the soup? Do you still want a one-stop service? Filial piety to the master, starve to death apprentice, I'll go to your .....

I thought about him thousands of times in my heart, but in the end, it was still difficult to express and my mind was open.

He smiled slightly, the corners of his mouth and eyes formed a good-looking arc, word by word, gritting his teeth: "Master, you are... Have you eaten?"

"Hmm... It's about the same, seven points. "The old Taoist priest's eyes are slightly closed, and the old god is there. (Live like a weekly peel, no, Li peel, dog rich man, stinky landlord, rotten sweet potato...... In short, how hateful and hateful the look is, how much you owe k and how much you owe k, Li Yun's personal opinion is nothing more than others)

Li Yun continued: "Then are you still comfortable?"

"Hmm... More or less, make do, come and help me knead, and it's complete. The old Taoist priest beckoned.

Li Yun: "Master, I don't know if I should say a sentence or not?"

The old Taoist priest supported the world in his belly, full of wine and food, forehead, no wine, full of food, full of meat, and said patiently: "Good apprentice, what else can't you say to the master? If you have something to say, just say it, can the master beat you?"

Li Yun: "Why don't you hide your sleeves?"

The old Taoist priest's very obedient eyebrows wrinkled, and he was in a good mood for the most part, and said impatiently: "I don't know if this is Gu Li?

(Apparently the old Taoist priest is a wonderful person)

Nodding, Li Yun continued: "You... Really good-looking..."

(Looks good...) Don't think too much... ）

(Pats on the shoulder)

(What's the matter with you?)

(Smack!)

(Eventful!)

(Director: High energy ahead, non-combatants, please evacuate the scene, all be neat, say what about you, hehe, not you, please here!)

(cough, there is labor)

(should, should)

"I can't beat you to death!!!!!!"

There was a murderous aura ten times more ferocious than the screams of a big cat coming from the hall!

"Ah!!!!!!h

The screams like killing pigs resounded in the clouds. Bao, dumbfounded. Full of silence, no one dares to make an uproar!

The night covers the stars, and the view is restless!!

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