Yunshan is just a slightly larger dirt bag, originally there was not even a name, a few decades ago a Taoist priest called Yunshan, this mountain has a name, called Yunshan, but this mountain is not a mountain, let alone clouds. There is a small Taoist temple in the middle of Yunshan. The reason why it is small is because there are only two tiled houses, one is the main hall and the other is the house. There are only two Taoist priests in the Taoist temple, one is a master and the other is an apprentice. The master is seventy or eighty years old, and the apprentice is seven or eight years old.

On the path leading to the Taoist temple at the foot of Yunshan, a seven or eight-year-old Taoist priest muttered as he walked: "Damn old cow nose, I know every day that I instruct my master to do this and that, and it's easy to cheat people out of some money, and I know how to buy wine and meat, and I don't know how to add clothes to my master, is my master's clothes still called clothes? ”

Turning the corner of the mountain, there is a small stream. The little Taoist priest smiled, ran to the stream, first lay down on the side of the stream and drank a few sips of water, then took off a big gourd from his waist, opened the stopper, and pressed the gourd into the water. Watching the stream water poured into the gourd, Xiaodao said with a smile: "The master is in a good mood today, I didn't wash my feet first and then help you pour wine, alas...... The little girl in the tofu shop didn't know how many times she had laughed at the master. ”

The little Taoist priest poured water and tasted it: "Well, the taste is similar to before." "I took out a paper bag from my bosom and opened it, and inside was a large piece of meat. He carefully tore off a piece, put it in his mouth, and chewed it slowly: "It's good, it's good, it still tastes so delicious, it's a lot better than when the master was in the previous life." ”

Tearing the meat little by little all the way, I saw the old Taoist of Yunshan lying on the recliner basking in the sun from a distance, the little Taoist priest hurriedly wrapped the meat, pulled up his sleeves and wiped his mouth vigorously, and shouted loudly: "Master, Master, I'm back." ”

Hearing this, the old Taoist of Yunshan half raised his head to look at the little Taoist priest, and scolded: "Little rabbit cub, you went shopping for a whole day before you came back, every time you do this, next time you come back late, see if I don't pick your skin." ”

The little Taoist priest grimaced, hurriedly ran to the side of Yunshan Lao Dao, and said with a sycophant: "Didn't I help your old man find a job?" As he spoke, he put the wine and meat on the tea table, and diligently helped Lao Dao open the gourd stopper and handed it to Lao Dao: "Master, your wine." ”

The little Taoist priest said in his mouth, opened the paper bag in his hand, tore the meat and put it away, and said with a smile: "I heard in the town that Chen Yuanwai's house in the east of the town has been haunted recently, and he invited the monk of Qinglong Temple in Xiangshui Town to help catch the ghost, and did the ritual for three days and three nights, spending dozens of taels of silver, but the monk left for a few days, and the ghost not only had nothing to do, but also made more and more trouble. Master, see if I'm looking for Chen Yuanwai, and recommend your old man, your old man must be able to catch it. In this way, we can also earn a few dozen taels of silver to spend, at least you have the money for wine and meat in the past year or two, and I can also change into new clothes, apprentice. ”

Yunshan Lao Dao took a sip of wine, glanced at the little Taoist, snorted, and said: "Little rabbit cub, I don't know your mind yet? Don't you just want to change your clothes and show the little girl in Lao Wang's tofu shop? I don't understand, I don't understand the old way, you said that your hair hasn't grown yet, why do you think about those messes?"

The little Taoist sneered, walked behind the old Taoist of Yunshan, and diligently helped the old Taoist pinch his shoulder: "Master, where did you say? How old am I? How can I worry about other people's girls, I just want to earn more silver, so that your old man can drink wine every day, have meat to eat, and the rest of the silver, we can also change the old man to Daozu and his old man." ”

Yun Shan slapped the little Taoist priest on the head with his backhand, and said with a smile: "You little bastard, obviously you want to change into new clothes, but you want to talk about the head of the Taoist ancestor." ”

The little Taoist priest touched his head and said with a smile: "So Master, your old man agreed?"

Yun Shan said with a smile: "When did I agree to your master?" Thinking that I have been practicing for decades, I can be regarded as a land immortal-like figure, how can my old man easily take action about catching ghosts? Isn't that the name of our Shangqing Mountain?"

The little Taoist stood behind the old Taoist of Yunshan, bullying the old Taoist and couldn't see him, so he pursed his lips disdainfully, but said in his mouth: "That's ah, master, who are you? Who in this radius doesn't know the name of your real person in Yunshan? This ghost hunting thing is really not done by your old man, or you pass on the apprentice and I will scatter in a few tricks, and let the apprentice and I go and clean him up, isn't it?"

Yun Shan said with a smile: "It's just you, you don't understand the, I pass you a few tricks and you can catch ghosts?" You think too simply. I don't understand, you say you're a seven or eight-year-old doll, why do you think so much? ”

The little Taoist priest was shocked when he heard this, and said in his heart: "How can this old guy guess that I am from the house?" and said with a smile: "Look at what you said, Master, I haven't grown up under the oral teaching of your old man." ”

Yunshan Taoist priest said: "You little rabbit cub don't pat my old man's ass, when I picked you up from the pile of dead people, you didn't say a word for a whole month, I thought you were dumb, I didn't expect you to speak, every day to talk non-stop, you haven't let me clean up for two years, I knew your virtue, I shouldn't have picked you up at the beginning, and bothered to save you." ”

The little Taoist patted Yunshan Lao Dao's shoulder and sighed, "Alas...... If you hadn't picked me up, Master, I would have died in that ravine, and your old man is a life-saving grace. ”

Yun Shan said with a smile: "Master, I'm just handy, I can't watch you die there!"

"Master, you are compassionate, Master, I have taken your life-saving grace to my heart, you can rest assured, in the future, I will be filial to your old man, earn more money back, let your old man live a good life, eat and drink spicy food every day, and when I have enough money, I will help your old man marry a daughter-in-law, so that you will not be lonely in your old age." ”

The old Taoist priest slapped the little Taoist priest with his backhand, and scolded with a smile: "The dog can't spit out ivory in its mouth, and any good words are not serious in your boy's mouth." ”

In fact, the little Taoist priest is really grateful to the old Taoist of Yunshan in his heart. He came to this world inexplicably, parasitizing himself on a seven or eight-year-old doll, and he was really depressed. He is the leader of the Fuqing Gang in the Tangkou Tiger Roaring Hall in San Francisco, with thousands of younger brothers, and he is a young man with ideals, morality, culture, achievements, affection, charm, integrity, taste, love, and passion.

In his last life, he was also from a scholarly family, if he hadn't been restless since he was a child, he might have become a professor or something. The name Zhang Philosophy was given by his father who was a professor of philosophy, although it was a little casual, but why did it also carry his father's strong expectations?

The little Taoist priest raised his head, sniffed, and secretly swore in his heart: "No matter where you are, Lao Tzu still has to mix up his personal appearance, San Francisco is gone, how can Lao Tzu be the boss of Yunshan." ”

Yunshan Lao Dao saw that the little Taoist priest was speechless for a long time, and knew that he remembered something and felt uncomfortable, so he comforted him and said: "Boy, don't think so much, as the saying goes, if you come, you will be safe, Lao Dao doesn't know what kind of ghost you are, and it doesn't matter if you are an old ghost, a middle ghost or a little ghost, anyway, your kid is now a seven or eight-year-old doll body, anyway, you are the apprentice of Lao Dao, and one day Master, I will be in a good mood, and I will pass on the three-element qi refining method of Shangqing Mountain to you, don't you really want to catch ghosts and make money?" As long as you can practice this method to the fourth level, it will be easy to catch a little ghost. ”

The little Taoist has been in this world for more than a year, and he has seen some of the magic of the old way, and knows that this world is very different from his original world. Although I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse for me to cross over here, it's really just like what Yunshan Lao Tao said, if you come, you will be safe, and it's a big deal to die again, and it's not that you haven't died.

"Master, that's what you said, don't wake up and forget. "The little Taoist priest has seen the ability of the old Taoist of Yunshan to sober up and not admit his account, and he is afraid that he will forget what he said when he wakes up this time.

"I won't forget this master, for more than a year, I can see that you kid is still a good heart, although he is often out of tune, but on the whole, he is still a good child. ”

"I don't care? You old cow nose doesn't necessarily know where to tune, obviously you have the ability to do it, but you live like a beggar, too lazy to be boundary, making the two of us look like asking for food. The little Taoist priest was very dissatisfied with the evaluation given by the old Taoist of Yunshan, and muttered to himself in his heart.

Yun Shan Lao Dao pulled a large piece of meat and put it in his mouth, took another sip of wine, and continued inarticulately: "Your master and I are born with bad qualifications, and I have been in the Qi refining layer for nearly a year, and I can cultivate to the seventh level of Qi refining, and I have not advanced an inch in the past few years, and I want to come to this life like this."

Although I am a branch of the Shangqing Mountain branch, the cultivation method I have learned is indeed the most authentic. I don't know what your kid's qualifications are, anyway, I don't have any clan relatives in the old way, so this three-element qi refining method will simply be passed on to you, so as not to feather the old way, and there will not even be a person to pay tribute to. ”

The little Taoist priest smiled when he heard this, and pinched the old Taoist's shoulder even harder: "Master, your old man has a long immortal life, what do you say about immortality, how unlucky?