The troubles of rice cookers

There is a rice cooker and it wants to be the best rice cooker in the world to stew the best soup in the world.

But this baby, it is kind, it is silent, it is silent, it works silently, it secretly accepts all the ingredients from the surroundings.

For example, mangosteen, human beings want to use mangosteen to stew a bowl of soup, and can not sow the shell, requiring a soft and glutinous taste, sweet and crispy.

The rice cooker racked his brains and boiled a bowl of fried shell clear water mangosteen soup. Humans drank it, and they were staggered, and they said it was barely strong.

Human beings also want to stew a bowl of soup with sugarcane, which requires sweetness and slight astringency, smooth and delicious. There must be no dregs in the soup.

The rice cooker is worried and worried. Sugarcane is sweet, how can it be astringent? It has to be smooth and delicious? There can't be dregs?

I thought about the rice cooker, and finally thought of adding a bowl of turtle jelly to the soup, which tasted smooth in the bitterness.

The human tasted it, and one human said, delicious!

But another human said, what the hell!

The mood of the rice cooker is like a roller coaster, reaching the peak of pride for a while, and falling into the bottom of the pot for a while.

The rice cooker was a little depressed, and he felt sick again, so he went to ABCD, a knowledgeable person.

Talent A is a master of the workplace, he said, you do a good job, the workplace is to work hard to figure out the requirements of the leader, one step closer than the leader, and continue to do a good job. When you think of turtle jelly, that method works wonders!

The rice cooker nodded, jacket ~ The workplace master is a thick-faced and black-hearted person, and he is emotionally stable and has rich skills, and to reach this height, he has to practice carefully for several years.

Daren B is a psychiatrist. Influencer B sat in the consultation room and asked, "What are your symptoms?"

The rice cooker said, anxious, depressed, chest stagnation pain, can't think about it, troubled and sad.

Master B said that the symptom should be depression.

The rice cooker's eyes widened and he said, "Ahh

Talent B said, what caused it.

The rice cooker says that I want to make the best soup in the world, and probably I am demanding too much from myself.

Talent B said, well~ You know yourself very well.

The rice cooker grinned, hehe, generally average, long-term illness became a doctor.

Talent B said that appropriately lower the requirements for yourself, distract yourself when the mood comes up, pay attention to more exercise, rest well, and combine work and rest. Stew soup step by step, don't think about stewing a fat man.

The rice cooker said, Doctor, what you said is easy to understand, and I have benefited a lot.

Daren B said, it's time to prescribe medicine for you.

The rice cooker asks, what medicine?

Da Ren B said, Prozac. 100 yuan, go pay for it.

The rice cooker took the medicine slip and said, oh.

The rice cooker is here again with Daren C.

Master C is a wise man who lives in seclusion in the forest, and he said that things in the world are complicated and difficult to reconcile, so it is better to come and practice in seclusion with me, and to be isolated from the world, so that you can not get in touch with contradictions, and there will be no troubles.

The rice cooker touched his chest and hesitated, thinking, "I'm a recluse?" I'm an electrical appliance, wouldn't it rust if I don't have electricity? Wouldn't I have lost all my cooking skills? Wouldn't I have become half a waste? I can't feel that seclusion is waste, it's just two options for birth and accession. Respect, respect. But it seems that my fate is not over, and vulgar desires have invaded my mind, so I should be a rice cooker with high morale and hard work, and a brave and enduring anger that swallows my bones in my stomach on the other hand.

Then the rice cooker hesitated and went to find the master D, the master of the talent, the master of the talent.

Master D Dharma is strong, and his comprehension is quite profound, and he says, when he is a bodhisattva who is free and at ease, when he walks in a deep Prajnaparamita, he sees that the five aggregates are empty, and he overcomes all suffering. Relics, the color is not different from the emptiness, the emptiness is not different from the color, the color is empty, and the emptiness is the color. The same is true of what you want to do. The relics are the emptiness of all dharmas, which are neither born nor destroyed, neither dirty nor pure, neither increased nor decreased, and are therefore colorless in the air, without thinking and acting, without eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, mind, color, sound, fragrance, touch, vision, and even unconscious, without ignorance, without ignorance, without old age, and without old age. There is no suffering to gather and destroy the Tao, there is no wisdom and no gain, so there is no gain. Bodhisattva, according to Prajnaparamita, has no obstacles in his mind. There is no obstacle, no terror, far from upside-down dreams, nirvana. The Buddhas of the three worlds, according to Prajnaparamita, attained the three bodhisattvas of Anuttara. Therefore, it is known that Prajnaparamita is a great mantra, a great mantra, a supreme mantra, and an unequal mantra. It can get rid of all suffering, and it is true. Therefore, it is said that the Prajnaparamita mantra. That is to say, the mantra says: Reveal the truth, Para reveal the truth, Para monk reveal the truth, Bodhisattva Bha.

Da D's eyes widened slightly, and he asked, have you realized?

The rice cooker was amazed, thoughtful, as if there was something gained, but not very understanding, and quickly said, thank you for the teaching, a little understanding, I don't know what it means, let me understand it again. I will realize it every day, every day, every year, and one day I will realize this truth.

The rice cooker went back, and on the way back, I met a poorly dressed master E, who saw the rice cooker and thought about it, so he asked the ins and outs of the cause and effect. After the master E laughed, dropped the rice cooker that was meditating hard and left, the master E said while walking, hahaha, nature is its own.