"The Taoist Priest Descends the Mountain: Act I" - If life is only as it first sees

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, I never forgot it, forgot the dream-like face, forgot the smoke-like miss. The horizon, in front of the eyes, in the mind, in the heart. - "Legend" (shameless quote + small tampering)

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It's a new day.

The green mountains are still there, and the building is empty.

Life goes on.

Eighteen bends in the mountain road.

The west wind is not strong, and the morning wind is just right. If there are no geese in the sky, naturally they can't sing, and if there are teenagers on the road, they can naturally call.

The young man shouted, "The mountain road here has eighteen bends, and the crooked neck tree here is so fun......"

The blue sky and white clouds overhead, the grass under your feet, the wind is harmonious, and you are in your eyes, ah, life is really comfortable......

Today's weather visibility is very high, and the mountains... Of course, it's still cyan, but with a touch of charm, water... Of course, it's still the same water, but it becomes a little more vivid against the blue color of the head, and the boy is naturally still the same... Boy, but he's humming a song now, and that's a... A happy young man, an old Taoist priest by his side... Naturally, he is still the old Taoist, but looking at what he sits down and rides, no matter how skinny, how poor and sour, how old, how ugly... (Daisen is about to draw his sword...) No matter how virtuous and respectable you are, you can only say that at this moment, the crane has a childish face, quite a fairy wind and bones, and a child... It's still that child, although he is still very young, but since he is going down the mountain, it means that he is going to grow up... (Why??

(Loud voices on stage: Roll !!!)

(Slipped.) ）

“... Can you stop singing?"

Behind him came a childish voice that was extremely tired.

"Well, why? I don't sing well, you know, my voice is notoriously high..."Li Yun walked leisurely in front and replied casually.

Ah Bao stared at the huge dark circles and bags under his eyes and said faintly: "Ha~~ Yes, it is notoriously tall, and it is also notoriously ugly, God knows that you know that I know grandpa knows, and Dumb also knows." You guys didn't talk about the big movement in the upstairs yesterday, aren't you sleepy? Don't you let people sleep early in the morning, put up the board in my dreams, what the hell are you talking about? Is it the devil?"

Li Yun didn't care at all about this very pertinent evaluation, he just thought that it was difficult to find a bosom friend, and the height was unbearable.

The old Taoist priest is one of his rare confidants.

The long ridge went all the way, he sang all the way, and the old Taoist priest listened all the way.

Five tones, Li Yun only has one sound, this valley is very empty, so the ears of the old Taoist priest are not deaf, these true sounds are with him, let it, listen to it.

"Since you are weary, come up. The old Taoist priest smiled at the child who was dragging his young body next to him and stretched out a long hand, the big hand was very ordinary, very old, and the years were painted on his hand. It's like an ordinary and old grandfather pulling his own grandson, so ordinary.

That's a habit, that's natural.

"Roar...."The dumb under him is not used to it, it is not natural. So it was dissatisfied, dissatisfied, dissatisfied.

There was a huge bag under the tiger's eyes, completely powerless, and obviously suffered a lot of internal injuries.

Carry an old immortal... Uh, no, the old gods almost killed him, and one more?

It shook its head wave after wave, more wave than rattle, wave after wave.

"Hmm? Dumb is your neck uncomfortable? Do you want to help you heal it? My tendons and bones are also famous, protect bruises and sprains, and ensure that your hands are there..."The old Taoist priest smiled kindly, as gentle as the winter wind that had not yet entered spring, and his subordinates at the same time slowly and gently stroked the smooth and shiny fur on its neck.

Tenderness is like water, but He Qing is not a beauty, but a fierce old Taoist. The old Taoist priest is still very kind, and Dumb is still unbearable. It is most difficult to accept the kindness of the elderly, especially a very gentle old man.

It was like an electric shock, and the hair on its body stood up instantly, and then, very docilely, it stopped and slowly squatted, and the old Taoist priest on his body did not shake a little.

Ah Bao got on the wide tiger's back, which was a little laborious, and the old Taoist priest turned over, and his body was very vigorous, and he was still three points better than the harrier.

Ah Bao was so sleepy that he fell asleep on his fluffy hair, but Dumb's spirit was shocked, the loose eye bags were instantly full to full, and his body seemed to be as easy as taking off three mountains, and he was immediately like a wild horse, intending to roar, intending to gallop, and intending to go crazy!

"Hmm... I heard that this tiger bone soup is the most good, and the aphrodisiac and kidney nourishment is not said to be a way, and the spirit of madness towards this tiger is not to eat meat, not to gnaw bones, just drink soup, even if you don't sleep for ten days, this lack of fatigue can be solved, Bao, how about we eat this dish today?" The old Taoist priest said softly to Bao, and his subordinates continued to gently caress Dumb's energetic fur and strong tiger bones.

But Po was so sleepy that as soon as he got on his back, he fell asleep.

Naturally, I couldn't hear this, and naturally there was no response, and the slimy Harazi wet a large piece of Dumb's most precious king's hair, but Dumb seemed to be really stunned.

Dumb heard it and wanted to respond, but the place where Bao slept was even wetter.

"Roar...."

I couldn't help but please the old Taoist, and affectionately rubbed the old Taoist's thin arms and legs with the softest place on his head, a pair of big eyes were wide open, and the pupils were full of crystal clear black, and the stars were like newborn cats, because of hunger fear, because of unknown fear, because of fear of being stewed.

Fear has to please fear.

The old Taoist priest grinned, very disgusted.

Dumb arched at him desperately.

"Tiger Whip Soup..."

"Roar..."

If you don't suffer, you won't suffer, I won't suffer, I'll suffer again, I won't suffer, I'll suffer again, you beat....

"Smack!"

"Roar..."

Dumb tiger's eyes are upturned, and the majestic and invincible king character on his forehead is rapidly uplifted with lightning speed, and it is eight feet high! Buckle the keyboard, rhetoric, rhetoric)

Dumb knows no shame, no shame, no shame. Although he was still strong in the rest of his body, with a large mouth, sharp claws, and sharp teeth. Although there is nothing strong about the old Taoist priest in front of him, it is the same as the branches of a broken old tree, dry and old, commonly known as dry firewood sticks.

But he doesn't have the majesty that a beast king should have, especially in front of the old Taoist, who is a kitten and a kitten, although he is a real big-faced cat, but this does not affect his cuteness.

Dry sticks are very dry, but they are generally very hard and painful to beat!

Just like he is now.

But it didn't dare to scream fiercely, roar loudly, only dare to look forward to pity, begging for mercy... Whisper that breath.

Po still slept peacefully, comfortably, and without any discomfort.

The old Taoist priest smiled and touched it: "If this tiger bone soup is made, the dishes will be available, and the soup will not be worried..."

Dumb face is like ashes.

"But let's say we are people in the Daomen, this fasting and keeping the precepts is the duty, although this soup is delicious, but it is going to harm a spiritual thing, but it is also a little hurtful to the heavens and the earth, although the flesh and bone are delicious, but it finally satisfies the desire of the tongue, this has the first time and the second time, the heart of the Tao is unstable, well, unstable, besides, things that look like tigers and beasts and dragons have a certain Taoism, and I am afraid that there will be resentment when I eat it, although it is very simple for me to get rid of it, but this resentful soul is difficult to deal with, if you run to their ancestors to sue me again..."

The old Taoist priest looked up.

There is a green shadow, there is a cluster of clouds, Lei Zeyun is hidden, and there is a tiger roaring dragon chanting!

"Those old things are not easy to fool, if I knew that I was happy to eat their offspring for a while, maybe I would be unhappy for a while, and I drank the three thousand Taoist children alive... Well, it's not beautiful, it's not beautiful, it's not coming, it's not coming, it's not coming. ”

Dumb blinked vigorously in strong agreement, but his brain and body did not move at all.

"Where is it the first time? Wasn't that made of tofu yesterday? Or did you eat the monk's favorite wooden fish? But this wooden fish has never heard of any fish bubbles, and it is even more beautiful I heard that there are spines, and if you eat fish and don't spit out fish, that is vegetarian fish." ”

Li Yun vigorously ridiculed and strongly condemned, his brain and body were a little shaky, and he was a little unconscious.

Sure enough, the old Taoist priest raised his eyebrows slightly, and the sleeves of his robe moved slightly.

There is a cat in front of the dry firewood stick, and a filial son comes out under the yellow wattle stick.

Li Yun is a filial son, a filial grandson, a docile disciple, he immediately ran to the front of the bully, the bean sprouts-like big buttocks eaglet snatched food like a child and couldn't wait to squeeze away the dumb who was begging for mercy, one hand, with a smart heart, pressed the sleeve of the old Taoist priest's windless automatic robe, and the other hand accurately pinched the shoulder blade of the old Taoist priest with a fast to millisecond, wonderful Yun Dao, soothing the itch on his body.

The old Taoist priest's back is no longer itchy, and his hands are naturally not itchy. (A medical journal Zeng said, a certain nerve conduction theory once said)

Li Yun said flatteringly: "Hehe, master, of course you are the one who eats vegetarian fish." ”

The old Taoist priest made it difficult: "Oh, tell me, it's all spitting, it's all soaked, it's all bloody?"

"Su, Su, of course, of course, of course, Su, as the saying goes: Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart. As long as the Dao heart upholds nothingness and tranquility, nothing tastes tasteless, and everything tastes true. Li Yun panicked, wiped his slightly sweaty forehead, and his strength was even greater, and it was more skillful.

The old Taoist priest didn't buy it: "But your master and I are not from Buddhism? We believe in the Honored Ones, but the Taishang, Taoist patriarchs and the like, how can we be on a par with those foreign Taoists?"

Li Yun was straightforward and witty: "No, of course not, how can you! You are not those bald heads, not like their heads, then naturally they have more vision than them, you must know that the Buddha is the Tao, the Tao... Or the Tao. Isn't it a family of Buddhism and Taoism, they all participate in meditation and practice to attain enlightenment? I think that the old man of the Taoist ancestor will not be so petty, what is the unhappiness of the side branch of the Taoist system that he has passed on, don't you say?"

The old Taoist priest stroked his beard with satisfaction, and then shrugged his shoulders imperceptibly.

Li Yun saw that he had to make the rudder, and the hand holding the sleeve of the robe naturally moved to the broad shoulders of the skin and bones, and the other hand remained unchanged.

Dumb didn't stay at all, but now it's really stupid. Looking at the big ass in front of him, he was very kind, and he wanted to bow down and lick it. This looks stupid and thin, and the Xibei goods, which are blacker than the scorched crooked neck and broken root tree in the backyard, still have such a handful of whiskers and slap horses... The kung fu of filming the immortals is really omnipresent, and there is time to ask each other for advice in private, communicate and communicate, communicate, communicate, mutually, properly.

The old Taoist priest received the divine majesty, and Li Yun also took advantage of the situation to gather the strength of the divine stick, and the Ganggang Mountain Beam stood up, and the scenery below was unobstructed.

Striding small steps, stepping on dirt roads.

I heard the sound of water and mountains.

He began to ask the old Taoist priest for advice: "Master, you said that you want to come out to see someone? What about this person? It has been a long time, and the sky is bright." And said that seeing heaven and earth, it is really heaven and earth, isn't it heaven and earth between us and this?"

The old Taoist priest also began to communicate with him seriously, exchanging: "People... Isn't it over there? Isn't it over there?"

Over there, there is a person, a piece of heaven and earth.

People are real people, and heaven and earth are real heaven and earth.

Li Yun looked over, that one?

They walked over, when they were thirsty, they held a handful of mountain springs, and when they were hungry, they gnawed on a hard stone and cold steamed buns.

Walked to the other end, the end of the road.

There's a stream over there, there's a bridge over there, there's a bridge over there... There is still a road.

What's on the other side of the road?