Chapter 138: Beauty Misleads the Country
Well, in fact, Li Er's order to be grounded was of no use to Jin Ye, whether to go to Chang'an Yanlailou to find Gu Liang or to find Gu Liang, whether to go back to Yun's house to sleep or to go back to Yun's house to sleep, it didn't have any effect. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The only thing to pay attention to is that in the future, you can no longer go to Chang'an blatantly, you can only sneak around, of course, it would be better if you could disguise yourself again.
After all, if you don't want to turn your face directly with Li Er, if you don't have the ambition to govern the world, and if you want to live an easier life, then Li Er's face still has to be taken into account.
Otherwise, in history, Li Er's cautious character of whipping Wei Zheng's corpse after Wei Zheng's death doesn't know when he will open a small book with your name in mind, and then stumble on you in secret while you are not paying attention!
Jin Ye is a bit of a pity, originally he still wanted to drive an aircraft carrier on the most primitive sea in Datang, which has not yet been developed!
As a man, the most pleasant thing is to be able to have an army of his own, and then command the country, while the other party can only let himself take what he wants.
At that time, Jin Ye believed that he could decide the life and death of a country with one word, and one line could make the overlords on the sea tremble, and the rules of the game on the ocean would also be decided by him himself at that time.
This is different from the strength of the immortal cultivator's own strength, and the great freedom between heaven and earth. This is a game of thrones, the most important of which is a game that can provoke a man's desire for power.
Since ancient times, I don't know how many people have been addicted to this kind of game, even the gods are not exempt from vulgarity. You don't see, in the ancient Chinese myths and legends, even if it is a great power like the Eastern Emperor Taiyi and the Eastern Prince, it is not exempt from vulgarity, for a heavenly emperor, the head of a male immortal to fight life and death, even at the cost of dying and dying, turning into ashes, tens of millions of years of cultivation for a day into nothing.
It's just that now it seems that if Jin Ye's wish wants to be realized, at least in person, openly, and the time has to be postponed. Of course, if you count the means of cultivating truth, or the means of science and technology in space, this situation must be ruled out.
Just when Jin Ye made a decision not to go to the sea to make trouble for the time being, the eldest grandson's maidservant turned around again.
This maid Jin Ye is acquainted, her name is Laiying, and she may have been serving the eldest grandson, and her body is unconsciously contaminated with a little of the eldest grandson's grace.
However, Jin Ye didn't dare to really treat her as a maidservant, because Laiying was the eldest grandson's dowry maid, and the two were married to Li Er together, but I don't know why Li Er, a pervert, suddenly found out in conscience that he didn't ask for Laiying, although Jin Ye felt that it was more likely because Laiying was slightly inferior.
In short, Laiying became the maidservant of the eldest grandson, and she was the old man in the palace, even when the prince and princess saw her, they had to call her aunt.
Lai Ying came over to convey the eldest grandson's message, which was very short: "Go to the back garden and come to see me." ”
That voice, that tone, came out of the same mold as the eldest grandson, and Jin Ye could even imagine that the eldest grandson was rolling his eyes and pouting when he said this.
This is a little speechless, the eldest grandson will always maintain her virtuous and virtuous side in front of others, but in front of herself and Xiaoyunzi, she has completely become a shrew in the countryside, and she doesn't even weigh the palace, and she says me directly.
Well, who made himself a disciple of others, he was a little shorter.
When Jin Ye changed his clothes and appeared in front of the eldest grandson, the eldest grandson circled around him curiously, his eyes kept looking at Jin Ye's face, Jin Ye's heart was a little hairy, what was the moth here?
In the end, the eldest grandson didn't seem to find any clues in Jin Ye's eyes, so he actually moved his hand directly, stretched out his jade finger, and directly pinched Jin Ye's face.
Jin Ye hurriedly dodged with a "whoosh", joking, he was pulled by the eldest grandson just now, and now he has to pinch his face, Jin Ye has no tendency to be abused.
The eldest grandson was not embarrassed when he fell short with one hand, he glared at Jin Ye fiercely, and saw that he was still smiling, so he withdrew his hand and put it behind his back. He asked, "I heard that you seem to have a secret technique of changing your face?" When you came back, even Zhang Liang and the people of the Yun family didn't recognize you at first?"
Jin Ye's heart moved, this is coming, he disappeared for a year, and he always wanted to give an explanation to the outside world.
Reaching into his sleeve, he took out a silicone mask from the space, then presented it with both hands, handed it to the eldest grandson, and said, "It's all gadgets played by children, and they can't be put on the table." ”
The eldest grandson took the mask, looked at it for a while, and then asked Jin Ye to put it on, and said in amazement: "It's really subtle and abnormal, I can't see the slightest flaw! This is made of human skin?"
Jin Ye hurriedly denied it, if he said that it was made of human skin, and he dared to pack the ticket, the eldest grandson would immediately give him a brain seed, and said: "Niangniang knows what kind of person I am, and I will not waste my life at will." This is made of a material called silicone. ”
The eldest grandson wondered, "Silicone?"
Jin Ye reached into his sleeve again, wanting to take out a silicone sample. As a result, I flipped my hand, but I didn't want to take out a silicone breast implant.
Jin Ye was a little embarrassed, his face was slightly red, this time the joke was a big joke! Take the queen to see the fake breasts, if Xiao Yunzi knows, maybe he will laugh at himself! Fortunately, the ancient people have not seen these things, and they don't know the specific situation.
The eldest grandson, Mrs. Lao Cheng, and Xin Yue were all together, and whispered guessing what this thing was, what was it for, and how was it made?
In the end, in the curious look of the eldest grandson, Jin Ye stubbornly said, "This is silica gel." It's just that in general, if you don't have to change the face shape too much, you can simply do makeup, and you don't need a silicone mask at all. ”
The eldest grandson stretched out his hand and touched it carefully on the silicone, feeling very soft, and when he heard that Jin Ye had other ways to change his face, he raised his eyebrows at Jin Ye and motioned for Jin Ye to demonstrate.
Of course, Jin Ye doesn't like makeup and dressing up very much, so he just knows about it, but he hasn't tried it himself. After all, whether it is in the Tang Dynasty or in modern times, it is more normal for a good man to dance with knives and guns, and it is easier for ordinary people to accept.
beckoned a humanoid Transformer from the space, let her go down, and dress up the maid for Laiying, while Jin Ye continued to accompany the eldest grandson.
After a while, a peerless beauty like a fairy walked back in front of the eldest grandson, only to see her two bent eyebrows, a pair of eyes that seemed to be crying but not crying. The slender and slender white jade hand is unbearable to hold the slender willow waist. Ying Ying bowed down and said, "I came to England to see Niangniang." The voice is also the voice of Laiying.
The eldest grandson opened his mouth slightly in surprise and asked, "Are you coming to England?"
Laiying: "It's the slave maid." ”
The eldest grandson sighed: "What a miraculous means! Laiying was originally a Chinese person, who would have thought that after passing through the hands of your handmaid, he would immediately seem to be more than ten years younger, like a fairy!"
The eldest grandson waved his hand and said directly to Jin Ye: "Once this kind of means of changing the face is introduced to the palace, there will be a lot of foxes in the harem who confuse the emperor with beauty, and mislead the country with beauty, this servant girl of yours, I will take it away." In the future, these methods will no longer be allowed to be disseminated, do you know?"
Jin Ye was dumbfounded, but he just put on makeup and dressed up, and he misled the country? If this is the case, what should I do if there are so many beauties who don't know the truth on the live broadcast platform in the future? Wouldn't the country be mistaken to the point that I don't know what it has become!