Volume 4 The Buddha Does Not Cross the People Only the Demon Chapter 15 The Underworld (II)
"Phew!*** bad luck, stuffy out of a K gold is ridden by a gold, the recent character is really a big decline......" Judge Cui slammed the three playing cards in his hand on the long table, pointed to the opposite Bai Wuchang's nose and asked: "Honestly, are you out of the old man?"
Judge Cui lost the money and was not happy, so he suddenly frowned, slapped the table and roared: "That bastard dares to open the back door of the underworld without authorization, I don't want to live!" Judge Cui sneered, grabbed the judge's pen and inkstone on the table: "Go." Bai Wuchang was busy stuffing the dark coin on the table into his arms, and shouted: "Wait for me......"
"Obediently, I'm not dazzled, am I?" Bai Wuchang came a step late, only to see two bad colleagues, hiding behind a black boulder, cautiously looking outside. "Didn't these two guys immediately rush out and beat up the intruder and vent?" Bai Wuchang sucked his tongue violently, like a child's snot in his nose.
"My mother......" Bai Wuchang saw the people outside clearly, and shouted in surprise, and Hei Wuchang jumped. Hurriedly covered his mouth: "Shut up, you stupid!" Bai Wuchang picked up his hand, and repeated the same words: "Obediently, I'm not dazzled, immortal, real immortal!"
"Of course you weren't dazzled, or the two of us could stay here so honestly?" Judge Cui said angrily. The underworld is almost a "forgotten" world, and no immortal has been willing to deign to descend for thousands and hundreds of years, and Judge Cui and others are even "mountain people" who have never even been to the fairy world. Obediently hide aside.
"What should I do?" Bai Wuchang asked, and an immortal appeared in the underworld. That's a big deal. After all, Judge Cui has a high official position and a certain sense of political acumen. felt that this was an opportunity: "Lao Bai, you go back immediately and tell the emperor, I will greet him." "The emperor is the king of Hades, like the immortal emperor, and I don't know how many generations have changed.
Bai Wuchang is a stupid big man, and stupid people have stupid blessings, so every time he gambles money. Always win in vain. Judge Cui is cunning, but he loses the most every time. Therefore, Judge Cui sighed in the market: No wonder there are more robberies than bags nowadays, and the original technology flow is really not popular......
When Bai Wuchang heard this, he was so busy that he ran back, the immortal was obviously alert, and Judge Cui didn't dare to slack off. straightened the official hat that had been crooked to the side, put on a dignified face, and walked out in a calm manner. Black Impermanence saw the two small wings on his hat flickering in the back. There is a kind of admiration in my heart: the boss is the boss, and he can stand up at the critical moment!
"This is the underworld?" Luo Qian stepped on the earth under his feet, and there was a sky above him, as if it was no different from other worlds. What Huangquan Road Meng Po soup is, it seems that they are all rumors that maliciously destroy the harmony of the underworld. He didn't know that he was walking through the "back door", and the things on these scenes were all placed at the front gate for people to see.
There were several underworld creatures behind him, Luo Qian clearly felt it, but he was now immersed in the appreciation of the scenery of the underworld, and he didn't pay attention to those underworld creatures. Luo Qian didn't notice that after he came to the underworld, the immortal qi that had been hidden automatically emitted out.
"It's a little darker, but it's still a mountain. "The mountain peaks in the distance seem to be on the edge of the earth, and if you are not careful, you will fall. Although the black crows still emit these black smokes, it is still a mountain.
"Water, it's a little muddy, but it's still water. "There is a river not far away, and the water on the cow urine earth is so turbid that it is invisible, and a trace of gray mist emerges from the water from time to time, bringing the taste of these unjust souls Luo Qian is overjoyed, it seems that he has really found the right place.
"People?" Luo Qian turned around, and happened to see Judge Cui who was full of officials. Judge Cui was uneasy in his heart, hoping that this immortal was in a good mood today, and his mental skills were also good, and he was not the master who came to the underworld to refine the magic weapon.
"Shangxian!" Judge Cui's body stiffened, and when he bowed, he looked funny, and Luo Qian couldn't help but laugh. Judge Cui felt a little relieved, and it didn't seem to be a moody devil. "Shangxian, the judge of the underworld, I didn't know that the immortal arrived, I missed the welcome, and I went to the immortal to forgive my sins!" Judge Cui recalled the dialogues in those jokes when he was born. Luo Qian found out that the immortal aura on his body was swirling, and he couldn't help but pat his head, judging from their attitude, his identity as an immortal still has a certain deterrent effect.
No matter how powerful North Korea's nuclear bomb is, a nuclear bomb is a nuclear bomb. No matter how wasteful the physique of our Luo Qian Immortal is, an immortal is an immortal. Deterrence is there.
"Ahem......" Luo Qian coughed twice, he wanted to learn to say a few words like a leader in the countryside, but he really didn't have a word in his stomach, he looked at Judge Cui and Hei Impermanence who were staring at him with big eyes, and suddenly pointed to the stream: "What kind of river is that river?" This really stumped Judge Cui, how many of these streams are in the underworld? How can each one have a name? It's like in the human world, a mountain spring and stream in the mountain should also be "beautifully named"?
"This, this stream is made of the yin qi of heaven and earth, and it is under the long sky, and it is vast on the thick soil, and it has no name. Judge Cui was full of nonsense. Luo Qian's face turned red, this question was a little silly.
"That is to say, the river ...... This creek has no owner?" Luo Qian had an idea. Judge Cui nodded and said, "Shangxian is wise, that's exactly the case." Hei Wuchang listened in the back, and finally found the gap between himself and his boss: the fart was so brazen that it was really beyond his ability.
As soon as Judge Cui said this, Luo Qian didn't say a word, took out the purple gold bowl "Shifang Hui" given to him by the Buddha and prepared to collect the unjust soul. As soon as the purple gold bowl came out, the warm Buddha light dispelled the cold aura of the underworld. The unjust spirits in the stream rushed to the mouth of the bowl that emitted a circle of golden Buddha light as if they had seen the saints of heaven. The circle of Buddha's light was like a ladder, built between the stream and the purple gold bowl, and the unjust souls were originally unable to break free from the stream, but now they could easily leave the water and enter the purple gold bowl.
The treasure of the Buddha is really extraordinary, but in a moment, the soul in the stream has been washed clean, and now look at it again, a trickle, floating sand at the bottom of the water, clear as a spring in a mountain stream.
Judge Cui and Hei Wuchang were dumbfounded, the immortals were really extraordinary, as soon as they made a move, it was such a big battle, and Judge Cui vaguely felt that his political speculation was the right bet......
"Buddha Weapon!" suddenly there was an exclamation from the sky, and I saw a purple-black light, along with the voice, coming from the west, and quickly arrived in front of me. The light slammed to the ground like a mat, and two teams of majestic warriors in black armor lined up, and under a purple canopy, a man in Chinese clothes with a Chinese face quickly snatched it out, and Bai Wuchang and Niu Tou Ma Mian followed closely behind, as if he was afraid that he would make a mistake.
Judge Cui and Hei Wuchang hurriedly knelt down: "Emperor!" The king of Hades didn't seem to see the two of them at all, and walked quickly in front of Luo Qian, clasping his fists: "Shangxian ......" Although he bowed down, his eyes were always fixed on the purple gold bowl in Luo Qian's hand. His demeanor fell on Luo Qian's eyes, Luo Qian smiled in his heart, and said secretly: "You have taken a fancy to this purple gold bowl, but there is no negotiation. Even if you pay a high price, but I will make a fortune by treasures, I cannot sell them to you. ”
"The emperor is also the lord of the realm, so you don't have to be polite. Luo Qian said. Hades only noticed Luo Qian himself at this time, he frowned, and he could already see Luo Qian's physique of robbing immortals. Unlike Judge Cui, the emperor has the opportunity to meet again every thousand years, and he can go to the immortal interface to meet the immortal emperor by grace, so he still has some understanding of the immortal world.
Although he knew Luo Qian's immortal physique, the emperor did not dare to slack off in the slightest. Even if Luo Qian is useless in the immortal world, he is still the most powerful in the underworld. Not to mention that he also held a purple gold bowl in his hand.
"The Immortal is coming, the underworld is simple, I am afraid that the hospitality will not be good, and I still look at the Immortal Haihan!" said the emperor very politely. Luo Qian waved his hand: "The emperor doesn't have to be polite......
"The cold here is cautious, I have ordered someone to prepare wine in the Yin Capital, and please go to the immortal to move, let's talk while drinking. The emperor invited kindly. Luo Qian thought that he would often travel to the underworld in the future and have a good relationship with the first snake in the underworld, which would be of great help to the convenience of acting in the underworld in the future, so he said with a smile: "Thank you Emperor." ”
The Yin Capital, although it is called the capital, is actually the emperor's imperial palace. Although it is not as magnificent and beautiful as the palace on earth, the gray-black boulder building is more majestic.
The underworld has not seen a single immortal in the underworld for thousands of years, and the emperor attaches great importance to Luo Qian's arrival. The five gates of the Yin Capital were opened, and seven hundred and twenty dark fire lamps were hung at the entrance of the capital, beating gongs and drums to welcome Luo Qian.
Luo Qian originally thought that there could be any good wine and meat in the underworld, but when he arrived in the Yin Capital, he realized that he was really wrong, and a column of half-floating Yin Soul maids rushed in, and one after another delicious food was delivered. There is no fire in the underworld, these are all cold foods, but Luo Qian tasted the most delicious cold food in the world here!
After three rounds of wine and five flavors, the emperor suddenly stood up, raised his glass and said: "Shang Xian, Xia Jun has a reluctant request, and I hope that Shang Xian will give fulfillment to the share of hundreds of millions of living beings in the underworld." Luo Qian secretly said in his heart: "Sure enough, it came, but no matter what you say, the purple gold bowl can't be given." ”