Volume 1 The Thief Comes Out of Qiongshan Chapter 2 Poisonous Eggs
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Han Sanbao climbed up the lookout stone with his hands and feet, and saw that the old man's eyes were stupid, staring straight at the sky, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
He was dressed in a ragged black suit that was almost striped, his black hair was dishevelled like a pile of weeds after being ravaged, and his thick beard obscured most of his face, barely revealing a pair of eyes and a nose.
Ten years ago, this old man fell from the sky and smashed the courtyard of Xiao Han Sanbao into a terrifying pit, when he was immature, he firmly believed that this old man was a fairy, so he asked the big boss to come over, let him live with himself, and became his personal property. ’
Unexpectedly, the old man was stupid and stupid, and he didn't do anything serious, wandering around the mountains all day long, looking for some suspicious items such as weeds and tree roots to come back and take a bath.
That's it, what made Han Sanbao beat his chest the most was that about a year later, he wanted to take him to take a bath with him, and he was not allowed to come out without soaking until his whole body was wrinkled.
After several times, Xiao Han Sanbao no longer believed that he was an immortal, and his title also fell all the way from 'old immortal', old man, old man, old fool, old cangpi, old immortal...... Until this last 'idle eater'.
The only fortunate thing is that in the past ten years, Han Sanbao has not died due to poisoning or other strange reasons, but his physique is much stronger than ordinary people.
For this reason, Han Sanbao began to believe that he was an immortal again.
As for his striped clothes......
"This is Xianjia, you know a fart!"
was really annoyed by Han Sanbao's teasing, and the old man roared back like this.
Han Sanbao thought about it, and suddenly sighed: "I must have been crazy to believe in you." ”
"Didn't make it?"
The old man's eyes were still stupid, but his voice was thick and masculine, full of a sense of righteousness.
Han Sanbao hung his head and said: "The big boss can not predict the prophet, and he blocked the way first, and I was caught by him." ”
The old man sneered and said, "The ferocious little overlord, heh......"
Han Sanbao stood up and said angrily, "Eating idle food, are you making fun of me?"
The old man sneered a few times and stopped talking.
Han Sanbao was very proud of his reputation as the 'Extremely Vicious Little Overlord', and when he heard the old man sneering constantly, his anger rushed upward, and he was ashamed to say: "You wait, my Extremely Vicious Little Overlord will definitely go to Eshui Town to find deer antlers and ...... for you That one. ”
"And He Shou Wu. The old man added lightly.
"Don't talk about He Shou Wu, Ma Shou Wu, Zhu Shou Wu, and Yang Shou Wu will also find it for you. Han Sanbao patted his chest and said.
The old man glanced at him, "Idiot." ”
The sentence 'idiot' was so angry that Han Sanbao scratched his ears and cheeks, and he couldn't wait to kick him a few times to get angry.
Then I thought: he is stupid and stupid, why should he be angry with him?
When he thought about it, he laughed again, "Eater, what kind of way do you think of to hide it from the big boss so that I can go down the mountain, otherwise you won't be able to cook that poisonous egg." ”
It turned out that not long ago, the old man didn't know where to find a Dan furnace, threatened to refine poisonous eggs, and said that it took ten years of hard work for this, at this time there were only two medicinal materials and a medicine lead, there was no on the mountain, and he wanted to go to Eshui Town to procure, if it was refined, he could be reborn after he took it, and walked on a golden avenue.
Reborn or something, Han Sanbao didn't believe it, but as soon as he heard that he was going to Eshui Town, he was quite moved.
It's just that he knows the temperament of the big boss, and he categorically refuses to agree to him going, which is to shirk in many ways.
The old man was not reluctant, but just sneered: "The ferocious little overlord, heh......"
Han Sanbao gritted his teeth on the spot and swore to the sky: he must go to Eshui Town to get deer antler and He Shou Wu to prove that he is extremely vicious and the little overlord is not in vain.
As a result, there was a coercion of the Yellow List master Sword Demon Feng Wuya to accompany him to Eshui Town.
"If it had been a dull person like you before, I wouldn't have looked at it, but alas, ......"
Hearing the word 'poisonous egg', the old man sighed, sighing and sighing quite sadly.
Han Sanbao smiled and said, "Stupid? Didn't you say that I had good roots and bones, and I was quick to get good materials?"
The old man said angrily: "You are not stupid, you are simply stupid. There is a conflict between the root bone and the stupidity of the brain?"
Han Sanbao was stunned, as if he ...... There's really no conflict.
However, he was reluctant to admit that he was stupid, and said forcefully: "Can a stupid person have good roots? On the contrary, a person with good roots must be extremely smart, just like me." ”
The old man glanced at him again, and suddenly sighed: "That's it, that's it, I'll teach you well, lest you go out and spoil my people." ”
After saying that, he turned over and sat up, looked at him and asked, "Who do you think I am?"
Eat idle meals.
Han Sanbao replied in his heart, but said with a smile on his face: "A master outside the world." ”。
The old man looked at the mountains in the distance, his eyes were far-reaching, and after a while, he said quietly: "I am a master outside the world, and I can't describe me." ”
Han Sanbao was stunned for a moment, didn't see that this idle eater was so shameless?
The old man continued: "Remember, my name is Xuan, and I am known as Xuanzu by the world because of my small achievements in this world......
Han Sanbao slandered: Xuanzu, ancestor, that's what the ancestor means, there are such ancestors in the world who eat idle meals?
It's shameless, it's shameless.
"I was originally a cultivator, but I was severely injured by a demon ten years ago, causing my Dao heart to collapse and my true essence to be lost, and I fell into such a difficult situation. ”
Han Sanbao looked confused, Xiuzhen, Zhenyuan, and Dao Xin, these words were completely unfamiliar to him, and he was confused.
However, the word devil knows its meaning very well, and the 100 thieves on the mountain are all called drunk bosses: female devils.
The 'devil' in the mouth of this idle eater, I think it's also a bandit leader who is similar to the big boss, right?
Could it be that he got into a fight with the head of a bandit on a certain mountain, and after being seriously injured, he fell to this point?
Han Sanbao thought so, and when he looked at the old man again, his eyes had a little pity.
When the old man saw him staring at him like this, he was furious, "Stinky boy, what are you thinking?!"
He was absent-minded, and the demons in his heart took advantage of the opportunity to rise, and he was more irritable than ordinary people.
Han Sanbao smiled, and he was more and more sure that he had guessed correctly.
"Nothing, you continue. ”
The old man said indignantly: "Forget it, I'm talking to you about this at this time, I can't remember you stupid, in short, if someone asks you where you are taught, don't say it's me." ”
Han Sanbao nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes." ”
But I was thinking in my heart: You want to take advantage of me? You want to be my master, but I don't want to, is there a master who eats idle food, and his face is very bright?
Xuanzu then said: "In short, I am a cultivator......
"Wait, what is Xiuzhen?"
Han Sanbao finally couldn't help but interrupt.