Chapter 459: Mr. Spicy

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Early in the morning, when the morning glow had just risen, Yun Xiaoxiao woke up, pushed open the door and came to the courtyard, just as the wind and autumn rain next door also pushed open the door. 【For more exciting, please visit M】

"Morning, Frost Fairy. ”

Yun Xiaoye stretched out his hand to say hello, but unexpectedly, it was his hot face on the cold buttocks, Feng Qiuyu didn't even look at him, it seemed that he didn't hear Yun Xiaoxie's words at all, and walked straight to the kitchen.

Yun Xiaoye was a little embarrassed, and said to herself, "She won't still be angry with me, right?"

Thinking of laughing in Shushan, the drunk old man often warned himself that only women and villains in the world are difficult to raise, and now it seems that the words of the drunk old man are really a great wise saying, and he is not wrong at all.

He smiled bitterly a few times, and came to the courtyard under the old tree, the ground was paved with a layer of bluestone bricks, it seemed that the wind and autumn rain often cleaned the courtyard, and there was not much dust.

Yun Xiaoyi saw that the wind and autumn rain ignored him, so he sat cross-legged under the tree alone, silently carrying the Yin and Yang Qiankun Dao, collecting qi to cultivate the truth, and refining his body.

After the wind and rain in the kitchen, her face was radiant, and the faint crystal water droplets still had some residues on her fair skin and sideburns, giving people a stunning feeling.

She saw Yun Xiaoxie swaggering in the courtyard to collect qi and cultivate, squinted her eyes for a while, her expression suddenly became solemn, and she seemed to be shocked by Yun Xiaoxie's cultivation at the moment.

Feng Qiuyu didn't bother Yun Xiaoxie, and after staring slightly for a while, he returned to his room, Yun Xiaoxie heard the sound of the door closing, slowly collected his work, glanced back, shook his head helplessly, and then continued to collect qi.

The purple qi came from the east, and the purple qi in the morning was of great benefit to the cultivation of cultivators, Yun Xiaoye didn't pay attention to it at all before, it was because he had developed such a good habit in Siguo Cliff for more than ten years.

When the three poles were on the day, the courtyard door was pushed open, Yun Xiaoye opened his eyes, and saw the three of them walking into the courtyard, the only one he knew was the Tianqin Fairy, as for the other two, one tall and one short, they were both old men who were over half a hundred years old, but he had never seen them.

Seeing the arrival of the fairy Tianqin, Yun Xiaoyi hurriedly stood up.

Fairy Tianqin looked at Yun Xiaoye with a smile, nodded and said, "Little evil master nephew, let me introduce you to you, these two are our Honglu Academy's Dean Academician Qi Chengde Qi, and Vice Dean Academician Li Wenli. ”

Although Yun Xiaoye doesn't understand the Confucian method of cultivating truth, he has read a lot of books in the past ten years, and naturally knows that the title of bachelor is not something that ordinary people can have.

The magnificence and righteousness that he faintly felt from these two academicians made him secretly surprised.

Among the Confucian scholars, the hierarchy is still very clear.

Tongsheng, scholar, Xiucai, Juzi, bachelor, academician.

When Yun Xiaoye heard that he was an academician, he felt the surging spirit in the two of them, and bowed his hand and said: "After Shushan, I learned from Yun Xiaoxie and saw two seniors. ”

Academician Qi, who was tall and big, with white eyebrows and a purple silk robe, said with a smile: "Hehe...... Our academy is not a sect of Jianghu cultivation, so don't call me seniors, just call me Academician Qi. ”

Academician Li, the vice president who was a little blessed beside him, pinched his beard and said with a smile: "It's no wonder, it is estimated that the strict teaching in Shushan Shimen can't change his mouth for a while." ”

Yun Xiaoye was a little embarrassed, and at the same time exerted his spiritual power to gently explore these two virtuous and virtuous sages in the Confucian lineage.

Suddenly, Yun Xiaoxie frowned, and he found that although these two academicians had surging Haoran righteousness in their bodies, they were only bookish breath, and the power of cultivation was almost none.

In other words, these two half-hundred-year-old men who look powerful are actually bad old men who are about to rot and have no chickens, and they are quite inferior to Xu Tiandi's old liar.

Fairy Lyra coughed lightly and glared at Yun Xiaoxie, as if she sensed that Yun Xiaoxie was using her spiritual power to probe the two academicians, which was a big taboo in the cultivation world.

She said: "Xiao Xie, I have already told the two academicians about you, from today on, you are the substitute teacher of Zhou Yijiao in Juzitang, no problem." ”

Yun Xiaoye scratched his head and said, "It should be ...... There should be a problem. ”

Fairy Tianqin frowned and said, "What's the problem? Could it be that you, a proud disciple of the Taoist Xuanmen, don't even understand the way of Zhou Yi? If that's the case, then you will study here as honestly as Feng Qiuyu." ”

Yun Xiaoxie himself was most afraid of reading, so he could only bite the bullet and say: "I'm still going to be Mr. Zhou Yijiao." ”

He thought to himself, isn't it just to be a storyteller, Xu Tiandi can do it, why can't I?

Then I thought that it might be fun to be a gentleman myself.

It was already early, and the fairy Lyra and the two academicians only said a few words, and left without entering the room. Yun Xiaoye stood under the old tree in the courtyard and giggled, fantasizing about the sacred scene of teaching and educating people.

At this time, Feng Qiuyu walked out and said, "Let's go." ”

Yun Xiaoxiao said: "Where are you going?"

Feng Qiuyu said colorlessly: "Class, this morning's Juzi Hall is your Zhou Yi class." ”

"Ah, so anxious? Didn't Fairy Lyra just say that it is only once in three days?"

"Yes, you can rest for three days after going to class today. ”

When Yun Xiaoye heard this, he hurriedly flew into the house, took out all his clothes from the Qiankun bag, and put on the most decent clothes when he proposed to Zhou Dalin, and then walked out with a radiant face and a proud face.

It is said that people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, Yun Xiaoxie was originally quite handsome, but now he is dressed in a luxurious silk Luo, and he looks very spiritual. Even Feng Qiuyu, who had been waiting for him at the door, couldn't help but take a few more looks.

Yun Xiaoxiao said with a smile: "As the most beautiful man in the world, I feel deep pressure. ”

"Phew. ”

Feng Qiuyu gently spat a mouthful of saliva, her eyes rolled over, obviously disdainful of Yun Xiaoxie's words just now.

Yun Xiaoye was not angry, and said to himself: "Hey, some people just want to save face, and I don't know who said they liked me in front of many people in the wilderness, and kissed me." ”

"Yun Xiaoxie!"

Feng Qiuyu's face was cold, and his long hair danced without wind.

Yun Xiaoxie's body shook, and hurriedly said: "Just kidding, just kidding! Let's go to class, today is my first day as a gentleman, see how I can deal with this gang of gentlemen." ”

Juzitang is the highest level in Honglu Academy, and those who study in it are all Juren, the pillars of the country.

Before Yun Xiaoye and Feng Qiuyu came, about 30 scholars in Juzitang had already started to make trouble, and the happiest one was the little girl who wanted to blackmail Yun Xiaoxiao yesterday.

The little girl shouted: "A new Mr. Zhou Yi is here today, I have seen that person, he doesn't even look twenty years old, he is dark and black, he is a subordinate who runs errands and delivers letters, and when he comes, everyone will give him a good look!"

"Don't worry, little princess, we all listen to you!"

"That's it, dare to provoke the little princess, let's kill him!"

There were many followers, and everyone opened their mouths to shout, as if they were intent on stammering the little girl.

There was only one person, a woman who snorted softly.

This woman looked to be in her twenties, with a round face and big eyes, wearing a white robe and gown like other scholars, with a crown of hair on her head, she was very well dressed, her breasts were large, and the waves were turbulent.

The big-breasted woman sat behind the bookcase and stretched, and said with a smile: "Little princess, it's not me who poured cold water on you, be careful to lose your wife and break your soldiers." ”

The little girl frowned and said, "Chu Rou, what do you mean?"

The big-breasted woman named Chu Rou snorted: "The previous Mr. Zhou Yi substitute teachers were all white-haired Xuanmen seniors, but they were all angry with us, and this time a young man suddenly came, and he must be tired." As I expected, since he can be Mr. Zhou Yi of Honglu Academy, there are no more than two reasons, one is his deep background, and the other is that he is very intelligent, so it is better to be careful. ”

The little girl sneered: "When it comes to the background, seven or eight out of ten of you are princes and nobles, how can you be afraid of him?"

Chu Rou, a big-breasted woman, shook her head and said, "I'm afraid that our new Mr. Zhou Yi is not from the earth, but from the sky." ”

"Here we are! Mr. New is here!"

Several scholars near the gate saw Yun Xiaoye and Feng Qiuyu coming, and immediately shouted, and the panicked Juzitang suddenly quieted down, and they all sat behind the bookcase.

When Yun Xiaoye arrived at the door, he faintly saw that there were many people sitting inside, and his heart suddenly felt a little weak, and he said in a low voice: "Fairy Yunshuang, what will I say later?"

Feng Qiuyu ignored her at all and walked in by herself.

Yun Xiaoxie stomped his feet and tidied up his clothes outside, thinking that Mr. Spicy felt super bad and difficult to get along with his students. Mr. Hao is too weak, and I'm afraid that he will be privately called a soft eater by his own group of students.

After struggling for a while, he didn't pay attention, he hid outside the door and stretched out his head to look inside, everyone looked back at him, he laughed a few times dryly, and walked in.

waved his hand and said: "Hello, I am your new Mr. Zhou Yijiao, my surname is Yun, you can call me Mr. Yun." ”

......

In the huge Juzi Hall, no one spoke, and the scene of thousands of cheers that Yun Xiaoxiao was looking forward to did not appear, but everyone rolled their eyes and went east and west, and no one cared about them at all.

Yun Xiaoye was stunned, fortunately he was not a mortal, his psychological quality was excellent, and after a short period of embarrassment, he walked to the gentleman's lectern with the murals of Confucian sages and sages, and squinted his eyes at the dozens of young men and women sitting in front of him.

Among them, the wind and rain in a sky blue wide-sleeved dress were extremely dazzling in the crowd.

Suddenly, Yun Xiaoye found the little girl who blackmailed him yesterday.

He jumped up, pointed at the little girl, and exclaimed, "It's you, little girl!"

The little girl rolled her eyes and said, "It's me, what's wrong." ”

Yun Xiaoxie's eyes rolled and said, "It's nothing, I don't care about villains, I don't have the same knowledge as you, and I'm going to class now." ”

The little girl said, "What?"

Yun Xiaoxiao said: "Zhou Yi." ”

The little girl said: "I don't want to learn, the so-called Zhou Yi Xuanmen is a useless thing in our opinion, and we can't use it for a lifetime." ”

"That's it, the little princess has a point!"

The son of the general who helped the little girl out yesterday hurriedly spoke. The quiet Juzitang suddenly became noisy, and everyone talked to the people around them in twos and threes, without putting Yun Xiaoye in their eyes at all.

Yun Xiaoxiao was not angry, and glanced at Feng Qiuyu, Feng Qiuyu's expression was obviously not going to speak for a short time.

"These guys who don't know the height of the sky are all leftovers from my original play. ”

Yun Xiaoxiao casually pulled out a book from the table in front of him, and there were two words written on it: "Courtyard Rules".

After a few casual glances, his eyes suddenly lit up, he sighed in his heart, and the nervous feeling suddenly disappeared, but walked down slowly, nodding at these Shushan who did not respect him at all.

When he saw the big-breasted woman Chu Rou, his heart jumped violently, and he couldn't help but take a few more glances at the pair of big breasts that were about to come out.

After walking around the entire school hall and returning to Mr.'s lectern, Yun Xiaoye coughed and said, "That girl called the little princess, don't make any more trouble." ”

The little girl snorted and said, "You want to take care of it?"

Yun Xiaoxiao laughed and said, "I am your husband, so I am naturally obliged to teach you." ”

The little girl saw Yun Xiaoxie smiling cutely, and her heart became even more courageous, and she shouted: "My father can't control me, so he still wants to control me?"

"Father, you are really a little princess. ”

Yun Xiaoxiao smiled: "It seems that you are the most noble person here." ”

The little girl said, "So what?"

Yun Xiaoxie's smile became even stronger, and he said: "The so-called shooting people first shoots horses, and thieves capture kings first." As long as you are obedient, these people will be obedient. ”

The little girl sneered and said, "How old are you?"

Yun Xiaoxiao said: "I am the youngest in the family, everyone calls me junior brother, I am smiling, I am smiling." ”

The little girl said: "I am also the youngest at home, and everyone calls me a little princess." I want to see your little junior brother take care of my little princess like this. ”

Yun Xiaoxiao smiled and said: "I'm sir, you are a student, I think it's too easy to fix you, the first article of the school rules respects teachers, Mr. has the right to punish any student, I'm not wrong, right?"

The little girl smiled: "You want to scare me, if you do something wrong or fail to complete the task, Mr. has the right to punish." ”

Yun Xiaoye nodded, and suddenly slapped his palm on the bookcase in front of him, and with a loud bang, the solid rosewood table suddenly fell apart, and the fragments scattered all over the ground.

Suddenly, there was silence, and everyone stared at Yun Xiaoye in amazement, and an incredible expression instantly filled everyone's faces.

Yun Xiaoye smiled and said, "Little princess, what did you just say?"

The little girl's mouth opened wide, her body was agitated, and she stammered, "No, it's nothing." ”

Yun Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "If it's nothing, let's go to class." ”

After saying this, Yun Xiaoxie's momentum suddenly changed greatly, and he said sharply: "Write the Tao Te Ching silently for Lao Tzu, if you can't complete it within a stick of incense, you will be punished for copying it three hundred times! If you make a mistake in one word, add it ten times! If the character is ugly, add it ten times! If you don't finish copying Lao Tzu, you won't leave class today!"

Everyone was frightened by Yun Xiaoxie's palm just now, and they were all stunned by Yun Xiaoxie's drink like this.

Is this the same smiling young man from just now? How is it like a bloodthirsty beast?

When the first person takes out a piece of paper and begins to write the Tao Te Ching silently, the second and third ......

"Hmph, I don't believe I can't cure you!"

Yun Xiaoxie held a wooden stick thick with his arm in his hand, and walked around the classroom step by step, looking like the pride of the king coming out to patrol the mountain.

The son of the great general who stood out for the little princess yesterday was quite unconvinced, glaring at Yun Xiaoxie, Yun Xiaoxie took a few steps forward, and a stick directly slashed down and hit the left arm of others.

The man let out a wail and rolled on the ground with his arms folded.

The people around him were shocked, and they all looked at it, Yun Xiaoxiao waved his stick and shouted: "Look at what, there is still half a pillar of incense, give it to Lao Tzu quickly."

Feng Qiuyu sat in the crowd, angry and funny, she had thought of hundreds of ways for Yun Xiaoye to teach students, but she didn't expect this guy to be so scoundrel, like a hooligan.

She was very familiar with the Tao Te Ching, and she didn't have time to accompany Yun Xiaoxie to mess around, so she didn't write a word at all.

Yun Xiaoye walked up to her and said in a low voice, "Can you give me some face?" ”

Feng Qiuyu said lightly: "Why should I give you face?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone watched it, and they looked like they were watching a good show.

They all know that this Feng Qiuyu is a very powerful figure in the cultivation world, everyone is afraid of her, and now she doesn't even give Mr. Xin face, but look at how this crazy gentleman deals with her!

Unexpectedly, Yun Xiaoye shrugged his shoulders and said, "If you don't write, don't write, don't play tricks and make opinions...... See...... Write to me what you see, what you see, and time for a cup of tea. ”

Yun Xiaoxie's move was immediately despised by everyone, and daring to love was to bully the soft and be afraid of the hard, and to find a soft persimmon to pinch it.

Yun Xiaoye walked to the side of the big-breasted woman Chu Rou, sat next to her, and saw that she had finished writing, and praised: "This classmate writes very quickly, what's your name." ”

Chu Rou said: "My name is Chu Rou. ”

Yun Xiaoye nodded and said, "Good name, where do you live?" Do you have time to chant poems together at night, admire the moon and taste wine?" ”

"Ahem......"

The voice of the wind and autumn rain sounded slowly, and said, "Mr. Yun, you have to respect yourself." ”

Yun Xiaoxie frowned, and said, "I didn't tease you, you care about me?"

Feng Qiuyu said lightly: "If you let that Senior Sister Han know, you will have to suffer." ”

"Humph!"

Yun Xiaoye patted his ass and stood up, shouting: "It's time! ”

Most of the people in the uproar stood up unwillingly, Yun Xiaoye looked at it, there were about twenty people, waved his hand and said, "You people can only leave here today if you are punished three hundred times." ”

"Why!"

A white-faced scholar called something aggrieved.

Yun Xiaoye rolled his eyes and said, "You copy it four hundred times." ”

"Hey!"

"Five hundred times. ”

The man's face was pale, and he did not dare to say a word again.

Yun Xiaoye didn't go to check those people's Tao Te Ching one by one, and said: "The appetizers have passed, now let's get to the point and start lecturing! Lao Tzu, I am a scholar of heaven and man, full of economy, and a person of great wisdom, I can teach you that these gentlemen are the creations that you have cultivated for nine lifetimes, and study with your heart First of all, let's discuss what Zhou Yi is, and when it comes to Zhou Yi, we must start from the relationship between man and the universe......

Yun Xiaoxie talked for a long time, and even he didn't know what he was talking about, and finally said: "To sum up, Yi is the way, understand?"

Everyone shook their heads blankly, Yun Xiaoxiao was angry, and snorted: "Why are you so stupid? You don't understand such a superficial truth? Now if there is anything you don't understand, hurry up and ask questions, I'm very busy." ”

Everyone looked at each other, and no one dared to ask questions, or rather, no one knew what to ask from Yun Xiaoxie's nonsense just now.

After a while, suddenly Feng Qiuyu frowned and said: "What you just said should be wrong, the so-called Three Thousand Great Roads are all in the Dao, according to what you said, Yi is the Dao, then isn't the Three Thousand Great Dao all in Yizhong?"

Yun Xiaoxiao smiled bitterly: "Why are you again? You are like a student when you are a student, don't give me the whole thing." ”

Feng Qiuyu said: "I don't understand, so naturally I want to ask." ”

Yun Xiaoxiao said: "Okay, I'll fight with you, what you just said is right, the three thousand avenues are all in the Dao, and in the Taoist concept, the Tao is infinity and the entire universe, and Yi is the root of the Tao and the origin of the universe." ”

Feng Qiuyu shook his head and said: "In the Three Thousand Great Avenues, there are not only Xuanmen Yi Techniques, but also Shijia Buddhism Techniques, Barbarian Demon Techniques, etc., it can only be said that Yi is a branch of the Dao, but it cannot replace the Dao. ”

"Yes. ”

Chu Rou, a big-breasted woman, suddenly said: "Taoism says, heaven and earth are not benevolent, and all things are used as dogs. The Taoist Xuanmen and the Buddha Gate or the Demon Gate are all equal in the eyes of the Heavenly Dao, and the Yi and the Buddha are peaceful and equal existences, and both of them are just two small branches of the Tao. ”

Yun Xiaoxie's eyes lit up, and he glanced at Chu Rou, but he didn't expect this woman to have such an opinion, so he nodded again and again, and said, "Reasonable, reasonable." Listen, what I just said is one-sided and inaccurate, so delete what I just said from your mind, thank you for your cooperation. I am an open-minded gentleman, I know that I will correct my mistakes, and if you have any questions, just ask. ”

At this time, the little princess raised her hand and said, "I want to ask, are there ghosts in the world?"

"Huh?"

Yun Xiaoye was stunned for a moment, smiled bitterly in his heart, and said, "You little princess is still very studious, I am optimistic about you." Of course there are ghosts in the world, haven't you seen them?"

The little princess said: "I don't have bad luck, of course I haven't seen it, Zi said that the strange power is not credible, I don't believe that there are really ghosts in the world." The sage said well, people die like a lamp goes out, and even if they really have a soul, they will disappear. ”

Yun Xiaoye shook his head and explained: "Ghost, a dark substance that people fear, there is also a saying in the human world, called Yin Spirit. What is the Yin Spirit? Why does the Yin Spirit exist in this world? Why can the Yin Spirit jump out of the Three Realms and not be in reincarnation? This is a very sad topic. Everyone has three souls and seven spirits, and in normal times, these three souls and seven spirits are firmly sealed in the sea of souls, and only some very powerful characters can open up the sea of souls and release three souls and seven spirits, which we usually call the original god. After a person dies, the sea of souls will collapse immediately, and the three souls and seven spirits will leave the human body, and most of the souls will be reincarnated for the first time, but some people who have deep grievances or things that cannot be put down in the world, their souls do not want to be reincarnated, and they will stay in the world and wander, which is what people often call ghosts!"

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