Wedges

A street that is not very wide, but because of the market, it is even more crowded.

An old man and a young man are squatting on both sides of a used bookstall at the moment, and the books are placed on the ground at random.

The old man, who was missing two front teeth, was smiling at the young man in front of him with his messy hair at this time, extremely obscene.

The guy is also beautiful with a short sleeve in army green, but his face is flushed at the moment.

Guy: "These two books are really not for sale?"

Old man: "Not for sale!"

Guy: "Why don't you sell it?"

Old man: "This is a giveaway, buy that book and get these two copies free." The old man glanced into the corner of the stall.

Guy: "And how much is this book?" the young man asked with a little dissatisfaction as he picked up the book that the old man had glimpsed.

Old man: "Two hundred!" The old man still looked at the guy with a lewd expression.

Guy: "My day, a broken book is not even covered, you dare to ask for two hundred!"

Old man: "Those two ••••••copies can't be sold, it's illegal! As for this one, if you want to buy it, you can buy it at this price!"

Guy: "I'm •••••• day"

The young man looked at his watch, seemed to be very anxious, gritted his teeth and took out two hundred yuan and threw it on the ground, then picked up the three books mentioned earlier and quickly stuffed them into his backpack, turned around and left.

The old man was not angry, he slowly picked up the two hundred yuan on the ground, stuffed it into his jacket pocket, and then suddenly put away his lewd expression, and said helplessly:

"Two in one life, two in three, three in all things! But how difficult it is for all things to turn into one! You have already searched for forty-nine lives, can you really find the one who has escaped?" After the old man finished speaking, his face was already full of loneliness.

"This is the last life, whether you can find that one or not, I just hope you don't still be a lonely star, it's too bitter!

"You've almost gone to the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds, will there be any changes when you return to your original place this time?"

The old man muttered to this, his eyes suddenly brightened, and he burst into laughter, and then the laughter grew louder and louder, but the people around him were as if they had not seen him.

••••••

After the young man wearing the army green short sleeve and the other three people wearing the same standard short sleeve converged, the four of them laughed at each other and got into a truck with the same army green.

When the book-buying guy took out the two books in his backpack and was about to show off to his companions, he suddenly shook his head, immediately scolded his mother, threw down the "Three Hundred Tang Poems" and "Three Hundred Children's Songs" in his hand, jumped out of the car and went straight to the bookstall of the obscene old man.

When the young man came to the bookshelf, he was immediately dumbfounded, how could there be any old man selling books here, and there was not even a piece of paper left in the empty stall.

"Old guy!!Don't let me see it next time!!Damn!When I put it in, it was still gold** and rou**, how did this become "300 Nursery Rhymes"!!!" The young man thought of his two hundred yuan again, and he wanted to die at the moment.

The words have already been said, and this time I don't know how long I will have to be ridiculed by my comrades before it is over.

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A small mountain village in the extreme southeast of Yuanqing Continent, surrounded by mountains on three sides, facing the abyss on one side, the abyss is extremely deep, and it is called the Demon Abyss.

There is no way to verify why there is a magic word, probably because it looks more imposing when scaring naughty children.

The magic abyss is strange, but the village is even stranger.

Except for the only merchant in the village, there seems to be no communication with the outside world, and the villagers are not seen going out, let alone outsiders coming in, and the old man in the village said that his grandfather's grandfather was like this.

The village is not small, about 1,200 households, and the villagers all live at the foot of the mountain, and although it is surrounded by mountains on three sides, the scattered thatched huts do not seem very crowded.

Before the age of eight, the dog baby was like other children, in addition to being scared by her father and mother every day not to go to the magic abyss to play, she was looking forward to growing up quickly, and then marrying a sturdy daughter-in-law to give birth to a white and fat puppy baby.

But when the dog baby was nine years old, he suddenly had a serious illness, and it was said that the high fever did not go away, and the person had passed out from the fever.

The father of the dog baby couldn't find anything wrong with the only three half-hanging wild men in the village, and finally found Zhang Banxian, who was telling ghost stories to the villagers, to see a glimmer of hope.

Zhang Banxian explained to the villagers who were watching the excitement in a good way:

"The reason why the dog baby is like this, it must be an evil spirit, if you don't believe it, think about it carefully, was the dog baby sick the day before the beast howled constantly?"

After Zhang Banxian finished speaking, he looked around cautiously and said in a low voice:

"This animal has spirits and can see things that are not clean. ”

The father of the dog baby thought about it carefully, there was indeed such a thing, and he was so frightened that he quickly kowtowed to the old man Zhang of the half-immortal twice, so that he could think of saving the dog baby.

Zhang Banxian's heart suddenly tightened, he was originally in the limelight, consolidating and consolidating his reputation as a half-immortal, how could this stupid man still take it seriously, although he was cowardly in his heart, he couldn't help but save face.

Zhang Banxian immediately shook his immortal body and said:

"Hurry up, it's all from the neighborhood, this is what to do, I have a recipe to exorcise evil spirits, but I don't know if this evil heel can be suppressed, I don't know if I can stop it, you go back to the dog baby first. ”

Zhang Banxian pretended to stroke his sparse beard, which had obviously not been washed for a long time, and continued:

"This yin thing is generally afraid of the most masculine things, you go back to find some boy urine, and then go to Wang Guangzhu to ask for some bath water, boil it for the dog baby to drink, drink it for three days in a row, if such a masculine recipe is useless, then the old man can't do it." ”

Lao Ye was skeptical, but the dog baby was originally an old man, and he was very spoiled, this continuous high fever, and he was afraid of burning the baby into a fool, so he thought that these things would die anyway, and the dead horse should be a live horse doctor, in case it was cured, the half of the burned meat at home must be sent to Zhang Banxian.

After Lao Ye thanked him, he hurried home.

In less than half a stick of incense, the "good medicine" in Zhang Banxian's mouth has been collected.

Lao Ye finally discussed with the dog's mother, and decided to pour it into the dog's mouth, but it had no effect after pouring it three times in a row.

The next day, the dog baby's father still didn't give up, and was ready to pour a few more times, but he didn't think that just halfway through the pouring, the dog baby suddenly wowed, scaring his father and mother half to death.

When his father and mother saw that it had an effect, they were overjoyed, and they were stunned to pour the boy's urine and bath water for two more days according to the dog's baby.

The dog baby has resisted a lot in the past two days, and even scolded the heavens and the earth, scolding all the words that can be thought of.

But it's a pity that his father and mother couldn't understand what he said anymore, and thought that the evil had not been cleared up, so they were so frightened that they poured it for two more days in a row, until they were sure that the fever had really subsided, and they couldn't let him say it back to his original words.

The second elder felt that it was enough to save his life, and as for speaking, he would teach it slowly in the future.

In the following year, the dog baby seemed to have changed a person, and after the fever subsided, she began to keep saying things that everyone couldn't understand.

The villagers, as well as his parents, believed that the child had been burned mute because of a high fever that had lasted too long.

Because of this, the dog baby mother cried for three days, seeing that the dog baby was almost thirteen, the dog baby was originally thinner than other children, and this became mute again, and the daughter-in-law will definitely not be able to marry in the future.

In the end, the dog baby seems to accept the fact that she has become mute, and begins to become taciturn, and loves to lie on the roof and look at the sky when she has nothing to do.

Spring goes to autumn, and in a blink of an eye, the dog baby is thirteen years old.

The dog baby gradually accepts the fact that she has left the original world, but the days will pass, although everything is no longer the same.

The dog baby still lies on the roof every day, thinking about her comrades-in-arms and her parents at home, but more often she scolds the obscene old man who is missing two front teeth.

The dog baby really can't figure it out, I'm a big living person, why was I slapped by an old man who sells yellow books to this ghost place!

What made Ye Luo even more incomprehensible was whether the old man's sneak attack on him was deliberate or unintentional? But to say that it was unintentional, it would be even more inexplicable.

Before the dog baby came to this world, he was also surnamed Ye, and his full name was Ye Luo.

He had just returned from the army that year, and he thought that he could finally find a decent job to relieve his brother in his hometown of the pressure of supporting his parents and repay his parents.

But on the way home, an accident happened. As a soldier, how can you accept a group of little hooligans bullying a little girl.

Originally, four or five little hooligans were nothing to Ye Luo, who was born in special forces, but when the last gangster was subdued, Ye Luo suddenly felt a gust of wind in the back of his head.

As soon as Ye Luo turned around, he saw an old man with missing front teeth slapping towards his head.

When Ye Luo saw the visitor, his eyes immediately turned red, he would never forget this obscene appearance for the rest of his life! The old man who attacked him was the profiteer who sold him fake books!!

Ye Luo only heard the sentence "Go your !!!", followed by a burst of dizziness, and then he didn't know anything.

When Ye Luo woke up, he saw a middle-aged couple pouring something into their mouths, bitter and fishy.

When Ye Luo was about to get up and resist, he found that his body, size, and strength had become much smaller, just like an eight or nine-year-old child.

However, when Ye Luo scolded and asked who the other party was, he saw the joy in the other party's eyes.

Just when Ye Luo couldn't bear to insult them again, he found that the other party rushed over happily and poured another two days of fishy liquid according to himself.

By the time Ye Luo got used to it completely, it had been half a year away from the high fever incident.

Ye Luo helplessly found that this was no longer his original world, and the couple was as he guessed, the parents of the body he occupied, and this body also had a very simple name: Dog Baby.

Later, Ye Luo heard from the villagers that his parents were not literate, and they were embarrassed to ask the teacher in the east of the village to give him a name.

At the age of thirteen, when Ye Luo was sure that he really couldn't return to the original world, he finally gave up and was ready to obey his parents' arrangement and marry the only daughter of the Zhang blacksmith family in the east of the village.

Ye Luo heard his father and mother in this life say that the girl was really good, with big shoulders and a round waist, and she could help his father strike iron in the blacksmith shop before she was thirteen years old.

If it weren't for the fact that this girl went up the mountain with his father when she was a child, and half of her face was blurred by the flesh and blood of the black dog and bear, Blacksmith Zhang would not have married his daughter to a weak little white face like him, and I heard that he was still a mute.

Ye Luo's idea is very simple, just marry, and then just take good care of his father and mother in this life, hoping that after his soul returns to heaven in this life, he can return to the original world.

But just with this weak body now, it is still not enough, let alone going up the mountain to hunt beasts, even if it is just a walk into the mountain, it has already made Ye Luo tired of breathlessness.

Ye Luo is ready to test and transform himself according to the training methods he used to be a soldier in his previous life.

After that, Ye Luo went into the mountain every morning to practice the most basic training items such as climbing, running back and forth with weights, and push-ups.

After a few days, it is estimated that he did not grasp the strength well, Ye Luo lay on the bed for three days, and his father and mother thought that the evil was coming again, so he hurriedly went to find the boy to urine, and was stopped by Ye Luo in time.

The days that followed were dull, and the only distressing place was the forced marriage of my father.

No matter how you say that Ye Luo's soul still belongs to the 21st century, you let him get married before he is fourteen, and the other party is the same age, which he absolutely can't accept.

Thirteen or fourteen years old, this definitely belongs to the category of young boys and young girls.

Since Zhang Daniu in the east of the village knew that his father was going to marry her to a sick man, he was even more unwilling, so he decided to clean up this fiancé and let him retreat.

But I never expected that after the girl saw Ye Luo herself, she couldn't do it anymore.

Although this kid is physically weak, his appearance is much more handsome than that of Li Tiedan at the entrance of the village, white and clean, that is really beautiful.

So he didn't want to fight, turned around and went back to the blacksmith shop, blushing, twisting and plucking the dog baby, which was a vague agreement to this family business.

The big girl suddenly came out like this, and she was depressed for a long time, and muttered in her heart: "Could it be that the girl is also evil?"

(ENDS!)