Chapter 632: Repeated Defeats (1)
Although Liu Meng was embarrassed, he was safe.
Such a scene made tens of thousands of Qing soldiers secretly cheer for Che Rulong, and they were in a hurry.
The people who are also secretly anxious are also Meng Qi.
Seeing that Che Rulong was already unable to catch it, and seeing that Liu Meng could easily win, Meng Qi couldn't help but worry about his mission.
This kid, before I went into battle, I had repeatedly explained that I would lose when I saw a good situation, why did I get carried away as soon as I fought?
Undefeated now, when to wait?
Before Meng Qi could finish his thoughts, Liu Meng's war horse suddenly softened its front hooves, and threw the unprepared master forward.
Liu Meng, who was planted forward, fell down, just avoiding Che Rulong's sharp shot to his head, which was really dangerous!
Without waiting for Che Rulong to react, Liu Meng's spear poked heavily into the ground, his body circled, and he returned to the horse's back, lifted the stiff rope, and turned the horse away.
As he fled, he shouted, "Men of the Vultures, leave and fight again after I have changed mounts." ”
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However, this walk was like a mud cow entering the sea, and there was no more news.
Meng Qi and Liu Meng, who had returned to the camp, looked at each other and smiled, their eyes full of appreciation.
This kid, let me worry about it in vain, he lost too beautifully!
This acting skill is really perfect, Meng is ashamed of himself! Haha, now Boss Hua may have a sense of crisis.
At least in terms of acting skills, Liu Meng has already caught up.
Unexpectedly, this kid still has this trick.
Haha, awesome!
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It turned out that the horse lost its front hoof, which was deliberately done by Liu Meng.
Suddenly casting a jack pendant, let alone an ordinary war horse, even if it is a rare good horse, it may not be able to withstand it.
It's just that the front hooves are weak and they don't kneel down on the spot, which can already be regarded as Liu Meng's mercy.
Besides, the car Rulong was close to exhaustion, and he wanted to return to the team, but he was squeezed by Liu Meng's words, so he had to wait in place.
After waiting for a while, seeing that Liu Meng had not turned around, he immediately took the opportunity to rein in his horse and returned.
In any case, he always won the battle.
It did not insult its name as an "overlord gun", nor did it fall into the prestige of the Qing army.
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The next person to call for the battle was Ren Yong, who couldn't wait and waited restlessly.
Immediately against the enemy, the short sword is obviously not suitable.
So, out of nowhere, he found a mace.
Although it is not competent, it is also majestic.
I saw him riding forward, and shouting: "Grandpa Ren is here, who dares to fight me to the death?"
A black-faced man in the Qing army responded to the call, but he didn't answer, and the prancing horse raised his sword to take Ren Yong.
Ren Yong greeted him with a dance stick, and continued to shout: "Wait, why don't you report your name as a black charcoal group? You don't even understand the basic etiquette? Could it be that your name is as ugly as your appearance?"
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As soon as these words came out, the anti-Qing rebels all laughed and fell.
Even in the Qing army array, there were many people who couldn't help laughing, snickering with a "hum".
I have to say that this black-faced man looks really sorry for the audience.
It doesn't hurt to have a dark complexion, but the point is that the appearance is very weird: the face is as big as a millstone, and the eyes are as small as a mouse. On top of that, there are no eyebrows!
This appearance has always been his heart disease, and it has always been the talk of generals of the same level in the Qing camp after tea and dinner.
For this reason, he complained a lot about his father and mother, and he did a lot of things with others.
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"Don't hit people in the face, and don't expose them when they scold. ”
Ren Yong's words just touched his sore spot and committed his taboo, where can the black-faced man be polite?
A big knife flies up and down, whirring and blowing, and the knife is deadly.
Ren Yong parried while continuing to tease.
"Hey, don't worry about being so desperate! Why don't we take a break and discuss your physiognomy first. ”
The black-faced man responded with a slash.
"I said big black, what is my strongest kung fu, you probably don't know yet, right? You can listen well, my strongest kung fu is to look at the face!"
When the black-faced man heard this, he finally spoke, his voice was like a broken gong, and it was extremely ugly: "Look at your face, I think your strongest kung fu is your mouth!"
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"Wow!" Ren Yong shouted excitedly as if he had discovered a new continent. This move scared Hei Da Da.
"I finally know why you don't like to speak!"
The black-faced man slashed and killed while shouting coldly, "Why?"
"Because your voice is even more unacceptable than your ugly countenance!"
The words fell, and laughter erupted.
This time, even the laughter in the Qing army's array began to gradually become presumptuous.
Because, Ren Yong, who deliberately howled loudly, honestly said what they wanted to say but it was inconvenient to speak.
The black-faced man became "silence is golden" again, but the knife wind became more and more aggressive.
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However, Ren Yong refused to let go of the black-faced man.
While dancing in a hurry, he raised his voice and sighed: "Ugly man, ugly man! You look ugly, Ren is also very sympathetic, and at the same time feels sorry for you." Because it's not your fault!"
When the black-faced man heard this, he couldn't help but slow down, and his heart was secretly endless.
This little white face has been talking for a long time, and this sentence is quite acceptable.
Bosom friend!
Could this be my fault?
Do I have a choice?
I can only blame my father and mother for not being authentic!
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The black-faced man couldn't help but hesitate.
Shouldn't you be ruthless again?
After all, this little white face is his first confidant in life!
Before, those people were either openly ridiculed or sarcastic, how many people have said such fair words and warm words?
It's easy to get a daughter, but it's hard to find a bosom friend!
Although they are on the other side of the enemy, what does it matter? "There is a confidant in the sea, and the end of the world is like a neighbor."
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The black-faced man was hesitating, and Ren Yong's next words made him murderous again, and he couldn't help but split this hateful little white face in half with a single sword.
Go to the special bosom friend!
Such bosom friends, Lao Tzu is not rare!!
So, what exactly are Ren Yong's words? How could he make his heart change so much? He doesn't even want the only bosom friend in the world?
It turned out that Ren Yong's words had three sentences.
The first sentence: "Even so, I condemn you!"
The second sentence: "It's not your fault that you're ugly! But it's your fault to run out and scary people at will!"
The third sentence: "Why are you so vicious? After seeing your honor, don't you make me wait for food and can't sleep at night? You plan to starve me to death?
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The first two sentences are easy to say, after all, they are telling the truth, not too harsh.
The third sentence is too exaggerated and hurtful!
That's right, I'm a little ugly, but does that affect your appetite? It affects your sleep? It makes you unpleasant and sleepless?
Grandma is a male man, she is really angry with me!
So, in the earth-shattering laughter, the black-faced man's face became darker, the knife was sharper, the momentum was fiercer, and the force was heavier.