Chapter 18 Lao Tzu Won't Eat You

"Turned into a zombie, I wonder if Lao Tzu can go to suck blood?" Although Xiao Yinjian didn't know exactly what was going on, he had always been an optimist, and he quickly accepted the facts and began to think about it.

Just as Xiao Yinjian grinned and tried to suck blood, a crematorium worker happened to walk in.

"Hell!" the worker screamed, and fainted limply.

"Damn, is Lao Tzu so terrible?" Xiao Yinjian was furious, looked left and right to find cold water, and strode to the corner of the mourning hall, unloaded a fire extinguisher, and sprayed it directly at the worker.

"Oh my god!" The worker was awakened by the milky white liquid and pungent foam, and when he saw Xiao Yinjian, his eyes rolled and he fainted again.

Finally woke him up for the second time, Xiao Yinjian leaned his face viciously and said angrily, "Am I not handsome?"

"Handsome, handsome, handsome!" The worker curled up on the ground, his body kept shrinking back, and said in a trembling voice: "Don't eat me, don't eat my ......"

"Did you take a shower today?" Xiao Yinjian asked.

"I didn't ...... It's not ...... yet," the employee's voice was still shaking.

Xiao Yinjian said angrily: "Do you think I'm the kind of person who doesn't love hygiene and eats food without washing it?"

The worker was right to think about it, at least until he took a shower, he was safe for the time being. Thinking about it like this, he suddenly felt a lot more relieved, and he didn't tremble as much as he did just now.

Seeing that his pacification strategy was effective, Xiao Yinjian said with a smile: "If you don't want to be eaten by me, answer me a few questions obediently." ”

"Okay, good, must answer, must answer. The man nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice.

"I ask you, what is this place?"

"This is the Silver State Crematorium. ”

"Who sent me here?"

"No...... I don't know...... Listen, I've heard that you've been sent by a very beautiful young lady. ”

"Oh, why didn't you cremate me? Why did you put it in this broken coffin?"

Hearing this question, the faces of the crematorium workers, who had already relaxed a little, instantly turned pale again, and their upper and lower teeth rang loudly, and it took a long time to say: "We, the fire, are cremated, but, but, burn, can't burn ......."

After repeatedly questioning this poor worker, coupled with his memories before he fell into a coma, Xiao Yinjian roughly understood what happened.

At that time, after fighting Huilun in mid-air, Xiao Yinjian found that he was already quite far away from the building, and he couldn't repeat his old tricks, so he relied on digging a pit on the building to slow down the falling speed. Xiao Yinjian didn't have the light skill of Huilun coming and going freely in the air, and in desperation, he had to use Huilun's corpse as a meat pad, relying on the strength of his own body, and slammed it to the ground without any skills.

Xiao Yinjian was beaten miserably by Huilun before, and now he fell from a building dozens of stories high, Rao is body is so strong that he is not like words, and he was also shocked to the point that all his internal organs and six lungs were displaced, almost rotting into a belly of flesh, and his person was also shocked to intermittent syncope, and it took more than ten seconds to wake up.

Knowing that he couldn't stay here for a long time, Xiao Yinjian endured his injuries, moved two streets away half-running and half-crawling, and fainted again.

Listening to the crematorium's narration, Xiao Yinjian knew that he should have been saved by a young and beautiful woman, but the woman obviously did not "revive" him, and after he "died", the woman sent him to the crematorium.

In fact, after Xiao Yinjian was sent to the crematorium, he was indeed cremated directly, but to the surprise of the staff, the fire burned for two days and two nights, but the body of the deceased was still undamaged, and even the most flammable parts such as hair and eyebrows did not catch fire. In desperation, the crematorium had no choice but to take out Xiao Yinjian's "corpse" from the crematorium, temporarily put on a shroud for him, and set up such a mourning hall, and at the same time urgently reported to his superiors and asked the relevant departments to send experts to study it.

"Grandma, when did Lao Tzu become so strong? The fire in the crematorium couldn't help Lao Tzu?" Xiao Yinjian was surprised, but also a little proud.

Xiao Yinjian himself didn't know that the set of mental methods he had practiced in the past few years was gradually turning himself into a humanoid magic weapon, however, this mental method has always been only used for refining weapons, and no one had ever used it to refine living people before, even if Xiao Yinjian could continue to persist and really become a magic weapon, he didn't know how many years it would take, after all, he lacked the most important and critical step in refining the magic weapon - true fire quenching!

And now, the ultra-high temperature fire in the crematorium replaced the refiner's true fire, roasting him for two days and two nights, not only helping Xiao Yinjian completely refine the blow power from the Golden Eagle Gang and Huilun that day, but also permanently changing his physical characteristics. From this moment on, Xiao Yinjian really stepped into the threshold of cultivation, and only then did he truly embark on this unprecedented path of magic weapon cultivation!

"Damn, which stinky is troublesome and sent me to the crematorium? It's okay now, the fire can't burn me, I have to invite experts to study it, grandma's, is Lao Tzu a guinea pig?"

Xiao Yinjian left the employee who had been paralyzed by fright, and walked towards the outside of the crematorium with a curse. With each step, Xiao Yinjian felt more and more the surging power in his body, if he had the strength of a thousand jun in his arms before the injury, then even if he didn't have the power of ten thousand jun now, the arm strength of five thousand jun must be there, which was several times higher than before.

Moreover, now not only has his strength become stronger, but also various senses including vision, hearing, etc., Xiao Yinjian also feels that he is far more sensitive than before, and every movement and stillness of the things around him all fall clearly in his heart.

Stretching out his arm and kicking his legs, Xiao Yinjian's confidence increased greatly, and he secretly thought: "Even if that damn thief is still alive, I may not be afraid of him now." Grandma's, this thief beat me so badly, **** his ancestors for eighteen generations!"

Thinking of the eighteenth generation of his ancestors, Xiao Yinjian was suddenly stunned, and then overjoyed: "That's right, the eighteenth generation of ancestors! This thief must not have jumped out of the cracks in the stone, he must also have a master, maybe a senior brother, hehe, I don't know his origin, but won't the boss of the Golden Eagle also know? Also, such a big Golden Eagle Group, won't just invite such a master, right?"

"Hey, hey, Golden Eagle, Lao Tzu is coming again!" Xiao Yinjian smiled lewdly, and his pace suddenly quickened.