Chapter 107: Good Brother
A big brother, a little brother, Mo Fan and Hu Lai saluted each other, which announced that the two lawless scourges of them finally became brothers in unison.
Since we are brothers, we must naturally keep the blessings and hardships that we say are good, and the oath is not just talking. Blessing, it has been shared together, it is difficult, naturally it is necessary to be the same, Mo Fan took out the bell from the neck of the green wolf mastiff and handed it to Hu Lai, obviously planning to pull the eldest brother he just recognized to carry the pot together.
"Big brother, my little brother's craftsmanship is good! If we have a chance, we will have a good meal, hehe! You can help me see if this is a thing, I feel that this is a good thing." Mo Fan asked with a smile, looking humbly seeking advice.
Holding the bell and looking at it, the more Hu Lai looked at it, the more he felt that the thing in his hand was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember who it was for a while. Looking at this delicate little bell, Hu Lai had a bad premonition, and he couldn't help but chuckle in his heart, and said in his heart: "It's going on." ”
After looking at it more closely, Hu Lai looked at the ornament on it and instantly thought of something, "It's not good, I'm a good girl, isn't this the bell that the little girl's pet wears around her neck? Could it be that you just ate it? Damn, it's not so unlucky, is it? I'm going to die now, this brother is really a pit!"
Hu Lai was depressed for a while, but on the surface, he didn't change his smile and smiled, he returned the hot bell to Mo Fan, and said with a smile: "Little brother, the foolish brother doesn't know what this is, but looking at this exquisite ornamentation and work, it should be a good thing, you are so good to reap it, hehe! By the way, what we just ate is delicious, it tastes delicious and has an endless aftertaste!"
"Big brother, isn't it? You didn't know what we ate after eating for a long time, it was really... The fragrant meat is rolling three times, and the immortals can't stand steadily!" Mo Fan looked exaggerated and speechless, and he immediately pushed back the bell handed over by Hu Lai.
Holding the soul bell from Hu Feifei in his hand and shaking it in front of his eyes, Mo Fan looked at Hu Lai with a sincere look and said with a smile: "Big brother, this bell is sent to you, although it is not valuable, it is also a testimony of our brother's eternal union, you and I will be the same, so that no matter where we are in the future, looking at this bell is like seeing each other, do you say yes!"
"I've told you all the good things, am I embarrassed to excuse myself? My good brother, you're such a fool!
Hu Lai slandered Mo Fan again in his heart, he smiled at the enthusiastic good brother in front of him, and said: "The little brother is kind, but the foolish brother is disrespectful! But I think the bell in your hand is more in line with the skin color of the foolish brother, can we change it? Little brother, you won't call me hypocritical, right?"
"Where, where! Big brother laughed, what a temperament, I just bowed to you because of this, hehe!"
Mo Fan said all the nice things on his lips, but the fact was that he didn't mean to exchange with Hu Lai at all, his face suddenly changed and looked at Hu Lai apologetically, "Big brother, let the little brother say sorry, this bell can't be given to you, it's not that the little brother doesn't want to exchange it with you, it's just that this bell was given to me by an extremely important friend of mine, you won't blame me!"
Mo Fan said that he took the dementor bell and sniffed it in front of his nose, closed his eyes and pretended to be intoxicated and forgetful, just like a little boy who had just fallen in love and remembered his beloved.
"Little brother, is this a token of love given to you by my brother and sister? I really envy you, foolish brother, I am still an old bachelor, and the forced marriage at home is about to drive me crazy. No one likes me, so what can I do!"
Hu Lai is also an expert at pretending, first with a look of envy, and then into a look of helplessness and grievance in a blink of an eye.
"Hehe! It seems that I have met an opponent, my eldest brother is also a wonderful person!" Mo Fan saw that Hu Lai's face changed without disobedience, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
Carefully putting the dementor bell in his arms, Mo Fan looked at Hu Lai with an innocent and slightly shy expression, and said, "Big brother, how do you know? I didn't say anything, you seem to know everything, do you know how to read minds?"
"Mind reading, reading your sister, you big shit! Brother, I have read countless people, and I don't know if you are pretending to be in front of me, what are you pretending to be, stinky boy. Come and don't be rude, you wait for me, hum!"
Hu Lai slandered Mo Fan in his heart, and on the surface he had an expression of not knowing anything, "Little brother, you also underestimate my brother and me, right? I know what you are thinking when you look like a fool, big brother, I haven't eaten pork and haven't seen a pig run, hehe!"
"Big brother is mighty! You are really knowledgeable! If you have time, you should pass on some valuable life experience to me!"
Mo Fan pretended to adore, he patted Hu Lai's ass slightly, but thought in his heart, "Bastard, you actually scolded me in a roundabout way, your uncle, you are a pig! Your whole family is a pig...".
Although Hu Lai knew that Mo Fan was not right-mouthed, he was still a little useful for this sycophant, he looked at Mo Fan with a smile and said: "Good brother, I am not as good as you think, I will be proud if you praise me so much, hehe!"
"Phew, shameless! I despise you!"
Mo Fan took a sip of Hu Lai in his heart, but said in his mouth, "Big brother, you are too modest!
"Where, brother, Miao!"
Hu Lai waved his hand and said with a smile, he made an embarrassed look, and people who were not familiar with him really thought he was so modest.
"By the way, little brother, what do you like, see if we have any common hobbies, let's be happy together in the future!" Hu Lai said with a smile to change the topic, Mo Fan replied with an expression that all men understand, "Big brother, aren't we all good men, hehe!"
"Hehe, little brother, you are really a wonderful person!
"Okay, big brother, I invite you!"
"Eh, how can I let you break the bank, it's better for the big brother to invite you, hehe!"
"That's not good, how can there be any reason to let my brother break the bank, it's better for the younger brother to please! The younger brother can afford to pay it twice and again, and the elder brother is happy, hehe!"
"You, you, my brother is disrespectful, next time I invite you, don't shirk!"
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say!"
"Little brother, what type do you like?"
"Hehe, big brother, don't you say okay, I'm sorry!"
"Eh, little brother, why are you shy, we are all men, what are you embarrassed to say, we have to discuss our experience! ”
"What my brother said, then I said, you can't laugh at me!"
"Don't worry, brother promises not to laugh, hehe! Brother, I have the peerless masterpiece of the night master's painstaking efforts, that painting skills, that color, tsk, it's really indescribable!
"Okay, okay..."
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Mo Fan and Hu Lai, the two lewd men, looked at the Spring Palace Atlas together in the mountains and forests, and discussed it together with relish, you and I are shameless.