Lonely and Nameless saw her tall appearance, so he deliberately left half of his words to make her sound uncomfortable.

"Well, what the hell are you called, good or bad! I won't talk about you anymore, anyway, you new little beggar doesn't have a friend, and I still want to make friends with you. I didn't expect you to be like a girl, alas, you really don't look like a man. Paying and muttering lips, he accompanied the nameless beggar to play on the streets of Chang'an, talking and laughing, and talking all the way.

"Who said I don't have friends, don't you see? Those officers and soldiers are all my friends, as well as the three beggars' incense masters, the roadheads, and the subordinates were all good friends of mine, and they will bully me when there is nothing to do. Now they are scared when they see me, do you dare to make such a friend?" Lonely and nameless scared this little beggar, maybe she saw that she was powerful, so she wanted to protect her with her own skills.

Fu Baobao guessed his thoughts, and said: "Actually, those are the ten evil big bad guys, I just want to see if there is such a person who can cure such a few big bad guys." And you just hit the muzzle of the gun, worse than the big bad. I also touch the old woman's ass, if you don't say it, then it's good to call you a stinky egg. ”

"Don't, let me tell you, my father-in-law is called a nameless beggar, my second brother calls me lonely and nameless, which do you say I use. The nameless drama of climbing flowers and folding willows said.

"It's interesting that your name is the same as me, and you're a bastard like me, so make it up and lie to me. "Fu Baobao doesn't believe in people very much, but there are others, some people he will believe it all, and he is too serious, maybe this is called feeling.

"I didn't. He was happy to have met a new friend, and he didn't lie to him and talked to him quite a bit, so he wouldn't be lonely now.

Nameless also chatted with her quite speculatively, and had a feeling of hating to see each other: "Your voice is so good, like a yellow warbler in the sky, and your smile is so good-looking, like a blooming snow lotus." ”

When Fu Baobao heard that he praised a man like this, he clearly saw that his daughter was coming. Unexpectedly, she pretended to deceive the world, but she couldn't fool a fool.

She deliberately elongated her face, restrained her sunny color, and said with an old-fashioned expression: "What do you think of me, I'm not a woman, why do you describe me like this, are you humiliating me and treating me as a little woman instead of a brother?"

"Yes, if you were a woman, I would marry you home. ”

"Hmph! Your little daytime is up again, I don't know what you're talking about. It turned out that when I saw you looking honest, I didn't think that you were a bad stomach and didn't want to pay attention to you. Fu Baobao said to him.

"No, no, no, I, I didn't mean that, I'm sorry, pay brother I'm just ......" muttered namelessly, not knowing how to explain how to be good.

Seeing his nervous and hurried appearance, Fu Baobao comforted slightly: "Okay, okay, eat indiscriminately, don't talk nonsense." The next time you're dealing with strangers, pay attention to what you say. ”

She continued, "But, we men, who doesn't love a woman like a flower." The so-called 'Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island. My Fair Lady, Gentleman. It's the golden beauty who doesn't love, but a person like us, how can we go to too much luxury. Home, do you have a house? The snail still has a shell, we have nothing on the streets, how can we compare with other people's sons and sons! So I said brother, we are still young and have to do something with action. ”

Fu Baobao opened the nameless hair that he said with a sharp mouth, and his whole body was full of blood and said: "It's really good, but I don't feel anything when I'm hungry after a meal, so I'm going to ask for something to eat for you." ”

"That's it, that's right, as a beggar! You must learn the skill of asking for food, or you will starve to death and you won't know what's going on." "Fu Baobao is a little disappointed, and I feel acceptable.

"Being able to mix a meal is a skill. Lonely Nameless replied.

"Will also sleep. ”

"Right, eat and drink enough and get a good night's sleep. There is wine today and drunkenness tomorrow, regardless of what it is tomorrow. Nameless played a spar with her.

Fu Baobao seemed to shake his head a little disappointed at this intended person, and looked at him begging at the door. As a result, he was coaxed by the owner of the household, and he originally wanted to show the highest skill of a beggar, but he was lazy.

However, Song Qiong, the owner of Song Village, is a well-known dilapidated household in Chang'an City, although he has a lot of wealth, he is an iron rooster who does not pull out a dime. As you can imagine, they let two big hounds bite people. The frightened nameless and the baby chicken flew and the dog jumped, and they couldn't escape.

Nameless and Fu Baobao were chased by dogs for three streets, laughing at themselves: "It's really exciting, in fact, this is also something in my sixth sense." Most of them are for the rich and not benevolent, and the poor are kind, so I would rather be poor for the rest of my life than sell my conscience. ”

It is the end of spring and the beginning of summer, everywhere the warblers sing and swallow dance, the colorful butterflies fly flowers, and the willows help the wind. It is a good time to go out on an outing and watch the mountains and scenery, and it is also a good time for people to be in good spirits during happy events.

Fu Baobao gasped, looked for a thrill, and said with a smile: "Hehe, I have learned to be poor, do men also have a sixth sense?"

She loves to laugh and be active, she can't hide her innocent and arrogant personality, and gives him a punch with her hand and says, "This is the first feeling." ”

"The first feeling, pain. The second feeling is not ordinary pain. The eighth feeling went from a pain in my chest to my heart. Brother, you are so violent! In the future, if a girl marries you, then it will be okay, and I will stay away from you. He didn't say a word, picked up his feet and ran.

Fu Baobao yelled: "The stinky guy is back, come back for me." I count three, one, two, three. ”

He looked around and didn't see anyone anymore, and said to himself, "It's really like I can't come back, but I like it with a personality." Not only bad, but also ruffian enough, this person is called a stinky egg in the right place. ”

The little beggar actually came back and hid in the dog cage in the market, wanting to find out what this man was all about. Now when I heard her say this, I couldn't help but get goosebumps and said to myself: "Men who like men are perverts, and people like them generally have syphilis." No, he punched me, and I was going to take a shower. No, I'm so nice to her, risking being bitten by a dog to beg for her, I'm really insane. ”

He walked towards the river outside the city, and muttered: "Count three times to ask Lao Tzu to appear, you think it is my goddess! I'm stupid, but I'm not stupid. You don't even know that I'm right next to you, and you call me stupid. If you tell me to come out, I will come out, you are the oldest, if you have the ability, I will count three times and you will come out for me. ”

He folded a flower and bit it in his mouth, tied a wicker belt between his waist, and hummed: "One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, and three monks have no water to drink." ”

Suddenly, a partner interrupted: "What if the three beggars have nothing to eat, my nameless brother, hey!"

Nameless saw that it was Yang Xiaowu who answered, and it was Fu Baobao who patted him on the shoulder, and the frightened lonely Nameless couldn't help but open his mouth and stammered: "Change...... State....... "Didn't utter that crazy word.

"Where. Yang Xiaowu asked: "Where did you come to Chang'an, can you learn from me? Can you make a name for yourself like me?" I warn you, where to go back and forth. ”

"Alas, how did Comrade Xiaowu speak!" Fu Baobao said with a blank look at Yang Xiaowu.

"You're kidding! Yo, where did you go just now, brother? At that time, there was a big male dog chasing you and me. It was I who stepped up and managed to lure the male dog away. When I get back there, I won't see your people, hehe. Nameless told Fu Baobao this joke that was not a joke, and began to lie and start not blushing.

Nameless thought to himself, "For this kind of patient, we should be tolerant and caring. ”

So, Nameless took the initiative to attack, grabbed Fu Baobao's hand with both hands and kneaded: "It didn't hurt just now, the pink and tender little hand is really polite." ”

Yang Xiaowu seemed to understand, rushed up and beat Nameless and said: "It turns out that the pervert is you, no wonder I'm with you, I don't know how many pairs of underwear I lost." ”

"Why take it so seriously if you're kidding. Hehe, when did you come and did you hear me say anything just now? Nameless asked for fear that they were looking for something.

Fu Baobao asked rhetorically, "Then what did you say?" ”

"No, nothing. Nameless touched his little heart and said.

"Actually, flowers are not for eating, but for wearing. Fu Baobao was extremely charming and gentle, and put a yellow flower on his head for him.

Later, she added: "Actually, wicker is not used to tie the belt of trousers, but is used to beat people." ”

She pulled the nameless straight pants with her hand, and Yang Xiaowu was even more angry: "Perverted, perverted, isn't this red pants from Widow Wang's house that I stole from?"

"Are men so perverted? I can't stand it, I'm going to hit someone. Fu Baobao said a little shyly.

Yang Xiaowu said: "Just now he said bad things about you in the back, saying that you are a male dog, and syphilis, saying that you are the oldest, you are my boss! ”

After a while, only a sound of punching and kicking was heard, Fu Baobao looked at the river, threw the nameless into the river and let him take a bath and said, "Didn't you say you wanted to take a bath? ”

With a "flutter" sound, Nameless shook his head and said, "Is it funny? ”

"I'm funny, funny whatever. I'm fun, what's so fun. I'm not a toy, but I'm fun? I'll play with you. She was a little angry, and no one could stop her lady-like temper.

After a while, Fu Baobao fished up Nameless with Yang Tiaozhi, and then he was rescued, and Nameless accompanied the fake man for a while.

Fu Baobao teased Nameless and said: "I thought of a nice name that suits you very well, I know you must love to listen to it, stinky eggs are good." ”

Nameless glared and shook his head, "What is this? ”

He let out a long sigh, but after such a fuss, it felt closer.

Fu Baobao also cared: "Is there anything difficult to say? ”

"Alas, everyone is the same, I'm hungry, can you help me solve my stomach problem?"

Fu Baobao smiled stupidly and said: "This really can't help, begging is a unique lesson that my beggar gang can't pass on, let's change it." ”

"I knew it. He sighed again and said, "I'm not happy now, what can you do to make me happy." ”

"Why are you unhappy, can you tell me about it?" Fu Baobao seemed curious.

He took a deep breath and said, "Not long ago, my second brother died. As soon as I met him, he died, and I was not a useless person. ”

Before they knew it, they had walked over to a very empty place, and they sat down. Then the beggar told the handsome little white beggar next to him about his life experience without concealment.

Fu Baobao comforted and said: "It turns out that you really have two names! No wonder you don't know which one to call just now, then I won't call either of them, I'll just call the stinky preserved egg enough." “

"Stinky eggs, am I stinky? Where am I? I'm not an idle egg-aching person, I don't have time to talk to you so much, starving balls. Said nameless and boring. However, he said what was pressing in his heart, and he was in a much better mood.

"That's right, the past is gone, people, what are you living in the world?" Fu Baobao accompanied him on the way back to the city. On the way, you have to pass through a mass grave, and the sound of crackers and firecrackers can be heard from time to time in the distance, and there is an endless stream of grave people.

"What's the picture, the picture is a peerless martial arts, the picture is to be the emperor, and the picture is to have a beautiful daughter-in-law. Nameless shook his head self-deprecatingly and said, "Three meals a day, one night and one night."

"By the way, you just have to think on the bright side! You have a sad face all day long, and people don't owe you money. To be a beggar is to have fun, to play happily for a lifetime, to live a simple life, and to forget all the unpleasant things in the past. He pointed to the front and said, "Okay, don't worry about it now." Today is the Qingming Festival, and there are offerings in front of the tomb, so you can finally have a full meal.

However, the beggar still can't figure out something, so he naturally can't be happy, and he is a typical stuffy gourd.

He said, "Yes, but I can't forget it, I can't forget it, and I won't be happy." The happiest time I was when I was beaten by my father-in-law, and he said I was so stupid, stupid like a pig. At that time, there was no pressure, and I was so happy that someone was in charge of me. ”

"Wow! I can't believe you're such a bad. Why is this happening, you don't have a problem with your brain, or you just ....... ”

"He was very good to me, because no one had ever taught me that way to my father. Although I didn't practice martial arts well during his lifetime, I didn't learn any great skills. But every trick he taught me, I remember it deeply. It's just that I realized that I couldn't calm down and practice properly. I don't know why I can't learn martial arts no matter how hard I work, so I can't achieve anything. ”

"Do you want me to tell you what this is? I used to be like you. Because it's a matter of your state of mind, if a person is constantly in a miserable mind, then his mind will overshadow his behavior. I understand what you said just now, and that's why you're unhappy. ”

"Really?"

"Do I look like a liar? Will I lie to you? The two of them chatted about the relationship, leaving Yang Xiaowu behind.

Yang Xiaowu was not idle, he was stepping on the sacrificial people of which family left, so he went to grab food, even if the vicious master took poison, he would be a full ghost.

He scratched his head and said happily, "I don't know, because we met for the first time." ”

"You're so cheap, a stinky egg. ”

Saying that, the beggar laughed with her and said, "I find that you are more and more like a girl's family, if you are a girl, I don't have to spend money to find a wife." ”

She pouted, "Am I such a bargain?"

She didn't give a good color and a good voice: "I was ...... It's not a woman, I'm a man, and I say that people are girls, do you want women to be crazy? ”

"That's not a girl, that's a chick, okay? I'm just saying if, if, if you're a girl, then ....... ”

"How about that. She said proudly: "Hurry up and praise me!"

He retorted, "Then there are no women in this world." ”

Fu Baobao crossed his waist when he heard this: "What are you talking about, stinky eggs." ”

She raised her eyebrows and looked fierce.

"Whatever you want, you're not anyway. The beggar said half-jokingly.

Fu Baobao thought to himself: "Seemingly simple people are not simple! Could it be that my makeup skills are not at home? The art of disguise is getting more and more backward in the trend, is this guy teasing me?" ”

The beggar said, "Boy, what's wrong with you." ”

"Oh, nothing. ”

"Is there something uncomfortable. He held Fu Baobao's hand.

She hurriedly retracted like an electric shock, got rid of his entanglement, and said, "No, I'm fine." ”

"Oh, you're fine, I thought you'd be unhappy because I made you. Why don't we both become brothers? "Nameless saw that he was the same as the two of them before.

Fu Baobao repeated: "Brother." ”

"Of course, if you are not a brother, you are still a husband and wife!" the beggar continued, "If only you were a woman." ”

Fu Baobao repeated: "Brother." ”

The beggar patted and said, "What a good brother, refreshing enough." ”

Fu Baobao was shocked and was slapped by him. She smiled reluctantly, "Yes, yes! I see that you are not young anymore, so I will accept you as a younger brother, and I will take care of my eldest brother in the future. ”

"You're eighteen, I'm twenty. Nameless looked at the eyes of the person who was going to eat people and said, "Of course the 18th National Congress! haha, I'm stupid!"

"Hehe, now I know I'm stupid, and I can still be saved. Fu Baobao and Nameless wandered in this cemetery, and saw that Wang Rui took his little brother, a chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right hand, to visit the dead mother-in-law in front of the grave.

He wondered, "How can the baby be with this guy, look at me and say you're hungry." Okay, I'll poison you with some medicine. ”

"Okay, now that I have martial arts, I don't care about ordinary people, so let's start swearing!" The stomach has long been singing about the empty city plan.

Yang Xiaowu brought food to them and said, "I also want to bow to the boss, and no one will bully me in the future." ”

Nameless smiled, "Don't you see me worshipping?"

"Liar, that's clearly a man, the tomb of Princess Changle!" Yang Xiaowu read.

Fu Baobao didn't allow him to come and said, "Get out, I'll count three." ”

Xiao Wuyi listened, and slipped faster than a rabbit.

"Still don't come to this set, don't you think it's too vulgar for him?" they looked at each other and laughed tacitly.

It's just that there is one more thing that is suspicious in Nameless's mind, Wang Rui, who has always been arrogant, Scar Man, why did Xiao Lingzi take a detour when he met them. Could it be that he was scared by himself, and he couldn't help but score three points.