Volume 2 Eventful Autumn Twists and Turns Chapter 105 The skirt is torn and the head is broken
has been tossed by the prefect for a long time, and the time is not early, both of them are wearing tulle skirts with flowers, which is the dress of those Qinglou girls.
Yang Chengzi carried Chen San on the way back to Cuiweilou, and the people who came and went along the way pointed and pointed, but Yang Chengzi didn't care, but the passers-by all cast strange glances, and some of them couldn't close their mouths with a smile.
"Is it so funny, isn't it just wearing a woman's skirt, as for laughing like this?" Yang Chengzi thought to himself, and unconsciously returned to Cuiwei Building.
went upstairs and knocked on the door, Chen Xin came out to open the door, and when she saw Yang Chengzi, she was also ashamed, so she hurriedly turned her head.
Yang Chengzi was also puzzled, "Isn't it just wearing a gauze skirt?
As soon as Sanyu got up, he looked back and saw Yang Chengzi and Chen San, and he couldn't stop laughing at all.
"I'm afraid those people passing by aren't laughing at you, they may be laughing at Chen San. Chen Xin was a little shy, and took the clothes on the bed and covered Chen San.
"What's so funny about Chen San? Isn't there just one more flower, you haven't seen it before. ”
"I've seen this flower, but I haven't seen the one on my buttocks, hahahaha~" As soon as Sanyu finished speaking, he covered his stomach and smiled and lay on the bed.
"Ass?"
Chen Xin was very embarrassed, "Chen San's skirt is torn, half of his butt is exposed, and you are still carrying it like this..."
Yang Chengzi opened his clothes and looked, "This... Blame me, blame me, I didn't pay attention at the time, I said why those people laughed like that, let's get him to bed first, I carried it very heavy. ”
After putting Chen San down, Chen Xin asked, "What's wrong with him? Why didn't he wake up? Did he get injured when he killed the demon?"
"It's not an injury, he was controlled by that demon at the time, I started a little harder, it's fine, the pulse is steady, the breathing is smooth, let him sleep and wake up. ”
Hearing Yang Chengzi say this, the stone in Chen Xin's heart was also put down, and after covering Chen San with the quilt, he went out shopping with Sanyu, not why, because when the quilt was covered, Chen Xin saw the corners of a few silver tickets exposed in Chen San's arms, and when he pulled it out, a full eight hundred taels of silver tickets, Sanyu's eyes were straight.
The two glanced at each other, took out two hundred taels of silver tickets, and gave the rest to Yang Chengzi, Yang Chengzi had no desire for silver, and asked them to return the rest to him, so he was coquettish for so long, you took it all for him, and he must not be crazy.
After listening to Yang Chengzi's words, lest Chen San wake up and can't stand the stimulation, the two of them stuffed the remaining six hundred taels of silver tickets back, to say that although the silver is not resistant to flowers, but the two hundred taels of silver are really resistant to flowers, and they bought a bunch of them in a mess, and there are still one hundred and eighty taels left.
Passing by the clothes shop a few times, the two girls were stunned and didn't go in, isn't this pretending to be a scholar to avoid trouble, but there is so much silver left, and when they go back, they will be asked to go back by Chen San, who is searching.
In the end, the two went in and bought a few sets of beautiful flower dresses, and when the money was spent, the two girls were refreshed, and went back with the mess.
Yang Chengzi was very tired, closed his eyes to recuperate, knew that it was the two girls who came back, and didn't say anything, and the two girls also happily took out the flower skirts and tried them.
"We're going to try the skirt, don't peek, don't blame me for destroying flowers with my spicy hands when I found out, when the raw rice is cooked and ripe, I'll let my father go to your Maoshan to propose relatives." ”
"Try it, I don't have that fetish. ”
Yang Chengzi was full of black lines, and he said this, thinking in his heart that this girl must be a big lady? Why is she like a bandit and robber, and she always thinks about what she wants to do with herself every day? As a lady, isn't it good to want to order piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.
"Hmph, you don't have the guts. ”
The two girls took off their clothes and tried it, Yang Chengzi is a righteous gentleman, he grew up in the Taoist temple since he was a child, it is impossible for this kind of thing to happen, and he silently recited the meditation mantra in his heart, and continued to cultivate his spirit.
"Dao Chief, the matter of the demon is solved, I don't know when you can help me?"
Wen Liangsheng's voice sounded in his consciousness, and Yang Chengzi didn't forget Wen Liangsheng.
"Don't worry, the time has not yet come, you have a causal fate with us, you have planted the cause, I will not owe you the result. ”
"Xiao Sheng is here to thank the aisleman, then do I still need to stay here?"
"It's okay, you can stay for the time being. ”
"Milk, I want to drink milk, mother, I'm hungry. ”
Yang Chengzi was startled, and then, "Ah, ah" two terrible screams.
"Slap, slap" two loud slaps rang out.
"Wow, wow, mother, I want milk. ”
There is no fuss about the doll wanting to drink milk, but Yang Chengzi is shocked and incredible, because the voice is Chen San's, it is Chen San who wants to drink milk, Chen San is awake!
"I'm going to kill him, the sword!
Yang Chengzi hurriedly pushed the Shangqing sword beside him into the quilt, and Changyu showed his fragrant shoulders, covered his chest with a flower skirt and ran to Yang Chengzi's bed.
The girl's watery eyes in her eyes were gone, replaced by those eyes that were angry and murderous.
"Don't, don't, Chen San! What kind of milk are you drinking! Are you tired of being alive?"
Yang Chengzi hugged Sanyu and got off the bed, lest Chang Yu really turn over to the Shangqing Sword and slaughter Chen San, what's the matter with this stupid roe deer?
"Let me go! I'm going to hack him to death!"
"Milk, I want to drink milk, I'm hungry, my mother wants milk. ”
"Ah, Chen San, what are you doing! I'm not your mother! Help!"
Yang Chengzi looked back and saw that Chen Xin was also covering her chest with her skirt, and her other hand was supporting Chen San's head and leaning back, wanting to keep Chen San away from him.
But how could Chen San's tall Chen Xin hold on, just when Chen San's face was about to stick to Chen Xin's chest, Yang Chengzi dodged and grabbed Chen San, frowned and pulled Chen San's gauze skirt to his waist, and for a while, Chen San's hands and feet were behind him, like a crab turned over, and was thrown on the bed by Yang Chengzi.
Chen Xin and Chang Yu also hurriedly got dressed, and the two girls looked at Chen San angrily, especially Sanyu, who was so angry that her hands were trembling, but they didn't find the Shangqing Sword, otherwise Chen San would have been a dead soul under the sword.
"Milk, I'm hungry, mother, I want milk. ”
Since Chen San woke up, he said such a sentence in his mouth, he wanted to drink milk.
Yang Chengzi looked at Chen San's mentally retarded face, touched his chin and muttered, "Broke your head?"
Chen Xin also felt that something was wrong, Chen San was a little, but he didn't insult the two of them in public, and he cried wow, not like he was pretending, was he really hungry?
"It shouldn't be, he shouldn't be like this, is he losing his soul? Wan'er, is Chen San losing his soul? How can it be like this?"
"I didn't lose my soul, his three souls were tied to the soul base by the tail of the three-tailed spirit fox, how could I lose my soul? I also lost consciousness for a while when I killed the demon before, I don't know what happened, maybe it became like this at that time. ”
Yang Chengzi was also panicked, and actually forgot about it, Chen San's soul could not be lost, and he was also dizzy for a while, could it be that he really broke his head?
"Don't pretend to be stupid there! The old lady doesn't eat this! What about the Shangqing Sword? Don't stop me, I'm going to chop off his hands." Chang Yu angrily found the Shangqing Sword again.
"Don't make a fuss, don't you see anything, what are you talking about with a fool?"
"Fool? What does he look like a fool? He..."
Before he finished speaking, Sanyu saw Chen San chewing something in his mouth, and half of the silver ticket was still outside his mouth.
"He, he, he's eaten the silver ticket? ”
Yang Chengzi hurriedly opened Chen San's mouth, and took out a few wet, crumpled silver tickets and threw them on the table.
"He's not right like this, you guys go out and find a Lang Zhong to see, did he break his head during the fight?"
Chen Xin saw that he was not pretending, and he was also anxious, so he took Sanyu's hand, "Sister, sister, let's go find Lang Zhong, he seems to be really wrong." ”
Sanyu was suspicious, he was indeed stupid, but he swallowed the most precious silver ticket, and he was a little unsure all of a sudden.
"Don't worry, don't worry, there are a lot of Langzhong in this town, let's go find a few good ones and then talk about it, maybe it's okay." ”
The two of them went out with the wet silver tickets on the table, and Yang Chengzi kept frowning and looking at Chen San.
"They're gone now, if you pretend, don't pretend now, I'll think of a way for you to fool this thing over, if you pretend to me again, I don't care if you live or die." ”
"Hungry, milk, I want milk. ”
Yes, to put it mildly, Yang Chengzi had no choice but to wait for Lang Zhong to come over, but he had to tie him up first, and when Lang Zhong saw him like this, he had to report to the official that they had robbed the people's daughter.
He also changed into a long shirt, tied Chen San again, covered the quilt, and pondered various possibilities in his heart.