Chapter 53 It's all fart
The problem that had plagued Heibao for many days disappeared because of Pan Renhe's death. He started to make red bean cake for Lu Chunhua in the kitchen, and at this time, a man and a woman shouted in the courtyard. Heibao went out to take a look, and it turned out to be Wu Molang and his wife.
The couple were smiling and carrying some gifts in their hands. Wu Molang smiled and said: "Thank you Lord Qingtian for applying for ...... to the grass people" Before the word "injustice" could be spoken, he was slapped firmly on the face. Ximenlian was shocked, and when she was about to kneel, she saw that Heibao had bent down and made a gesture. Hei Bao got up and smiled: "I just slapped you because you shouldn't disturb Lu Chunhua, who has nothing to do with this case, that is, my wife." Acting for you, I am apologizing to you, it is the extra two points of strength out of thin air in this slap, and it is me who is venting my own anger. ”
Ximen Lian raised her eyebrows and shouted to Wu Molang: "What did you do to Madam Hei!"
Wu Molang knelt on the ground and said with tears streaming down his eyes: "Thank you, Lord Hei, for your kindness! Thank you for waking up the grass people in time, so that the grass people will not make a big mistake." ”
Lu Chunhua walked out of the kitchen and said with a smile: "Okay, my father-in-law's slap will be broken." The two of you will stay here tonight to eat, red bean cake and white porridge, although the food is a little rough, but it can finally be eaten. ”
Ximen Lian stepped forward and said: "Madam, where is this, where can our husband and wife bother you, if Madame does not dislike it, come to the people's woman's house tomorrow, and the people's woman will cook a few small dishes to feast on Lord Hei and Mrs. Hei." ”
Before Lu Chunhua could speak, a large number of officers and soldiers poured into the courtyard. The person in the lead, Hei Bao, knows Lu Chunhua and is Zhang Jun. Seeing so many officers and soldiers, Wu Molang and Ximen Lian collapsed on the ground in fright.
Hei Bao frowned, stepped forward and said, "Lord Zhang is coming to the cold house, what is your business?"
Zhang Jun sneered: "Heibao, are you guilty?"
Lu Chunhua shouted: "My husband is innocent, only the crime I want to add!" This sentence really blocked Zhang Jun for a moment, he snorted for a moment, and said lightly: "Heibao, you accepted bribes from Wu Molang, killed Pan Renhe, and coerced Pan Qing to admit the crime of rape, this matter can't be faked, right?"
Before Hei Bao could speak, Wu Molang, who was lying on the ground, sat up and cried: "This adult, the grass people have never bribed Hei Daren!" Zhang Jun smiled and said: "Okay, this has to be done without any effort, all for Lord Ben to take away!"
Hei Bao said lightly: "Lord Zhang, can you wait for a while." ”
Zhang Jun smiled and said, "Lord Hei, please feel free." ”
Heibao turned around and said, "Lady, is the red bean cake steamed?"
Lu Chunhua looked at Zhang Jun coldly, nodded, and said, "Xianggong, you wait." She turned around and went into the kitchen, and when she came out, she had wrapped a dozen red bean cakes in a tarpaulin. She handed the red bean cake to Heibao and said softly: "Xianggong, you have to finish eating this cake, and there is nothing left." ”
Heibao smiled, "Have you seen me left?" Heibao paused, looked at Wu Molang and his wife, and said, "Don't be afraid, those who are clear will clear themselves." ”
Zhang Jun shouted: "Take it away!"
Mr. Heibao put on the shackles, but he looked up to the sky and laughed, and chanted: "Poor Bai Xuequ, I haven't met a bosom friend...... I have a scoop of wine to soothe the dust!"
Seeing Hei Bao go away, Lu Chunhua turned around and went into the kitchen and added a fire to the stove.
Wanfu
Wan Yiqi and Zhang Jun drank each other, and Wan Yiqi smiled and said: "Brother Zhang, you have done a beautiful job in this matter! Heibao is imprisoned, Lao Lu will definitely be implicated, and it may not be impossible to be demoted to a third level." In today's temple, the one who loves to stab with Qin Xiang the most is this old Lu. If Lao Lu is brought down this time, Qin Xiangyi will be happy, and say a few kind words for Brother Zhang from His Majesty, then your official reinstatement will be just around the corner. ”
Zhang Jun was a little worried, he said: "Brother Wan, this old Lu is a veteran of the Three Dynasties, and he is very innocent, don't be unable to eat mutton this time, and make a fuss." Brother Wan, don't you want to use me as a gunman?"
Wan Yiqi sneered: "Brother Zhang, what you said. I took a big risk this time and inserted you into Dali Temple, so that you could make this contribution in front of Qin Xiang. When you say this, it chills my brother's heart. If you come out to do something, Lao Lu will definitely think that it is Qin Xiang's idea, even if he goes to knock, he will also knock Qin Xiang. It can be said that this thing is done, the credit is yours, this thing is not done, there is Qin Xiang on top, what kind of urgency are you doing. ”
Zhang Jun smiled and said, "It's me who blames Brother Wan, I punish myself with three cups!" As he spoke, Zhang Jun drank three glasses of wine.
Wan Yiqi took a sip of wine with a smile and said secretly: "Whether this thing is successful or not, Qin Xiang and Lao Lu have to bump into each other." If two tigers fight, there will be an injury!" After thinking about it, Wan Yiqi reminded again: "Brother Zhang, the evidence of Pan Renhe's death is conclusive, and it is not so easy to convict Heibao, you have to confirm the confession of Wu Molang and Ximen Lian first!"
Zhang Jun smiled and said: "This is simple, I just need to put a wooden donkey in front of Nawu Molang, and then let her delicate little lady ride on the wooden donkey, forgive him and dare not not move." ”
Wan Yiqi gave a thumbs up and praised repeatedly: "High!"
For two days, Heibao sat in a cold and damp prison, reciting poems and eating red bean cakes every day. On that day, the jailer shouted outside the cell, "Heibao, someone has come to see you!"
Heibao looked up and saw the person he was thinking about day and night. Lu Chunhua grabbed the railing, squatted on the ground, and said in a trembling voice: "Xianggong, you have suffered." ”
Hei Bao smiled: "There is a red bean cake given by the lady, and every day I only feel sweet in my mouth, but I feel too bitter." A hint of laughter melted the bitterness on Lu Chunhua's face, and she said: "Xianggong, Daddy, he is dredging everywhere for you, and it won't be a few days.
You'll be able to get out. ”
Hei Bao shook his head and said: "Lady, I'm afraid I won't be able to get out this time, Wu Molang and his wife should have confessed." ”
Lu Chunhua's body trembled slightly, and after a long time, she nodded, and she said: "Xianggong, they said that you fell in love with Ximenlian's beauty, so you promised Wu Molang that as long as you let Ximenlian come to serve you every night, you would kill Pan Renhe for him and cure Pan Qing's crime." ”
Hei Bao said lightly: "They are farting, my lady is already the most beautiful in the world, why should I covet her beauty." ”
Lu Chunhua originally had teardrops in the corners of her eyes, but now it's good, the teardrops are all broken and have become flowers, "Xianggong, when is it, you still have the heart to laugh." ”
Heibao Zhengse said: "I'm telling the truth. ”
Lu Chunhua stared at Hei Bao affectionately, and said with a smile: "Xianggong, I will go to Jiang's Mansion again today and beg Jiang Shumi, he has always appreciated you, and now he is a celebrity in front of His Majesty, faintly suppressing Qin Zhonghui, if I go to beg him, he may have a way to save you." ”
Heibao shook his head and said: "I'm in prison, I don't know how many people want me to die, and it's useless for the lady to beg anyone." So I want to ask the lady for one thing, although this matter is a little unreasonable, but I hope the lady can agree. ”
Lu Chunhua nodded and said, "Xianggong, you say." ”
Hei Bao Zhengse said: "If I die, can you keep filial piety for me for a lifetime." ”
Lu Chunhua was stunned for a moment, and she wanted to cry, she said: "Xianggong, you know in your heart that if you die, I will definitely not remarry, and I will probably accompany you to die." You say this, it seems unreasonable, but in fact, it is for my good. But don't worry, if you do go one day, I will live well. Because, I want to raise our child and teach him to be a good boy like you. I don't have more than one in this world, and I don't have a lot less, but I can't do without a good man like you. ”
"Child......" Hei Bao slammed his hands wildly, hammered his chest, he shouted: "If you have a wife like this, what more can a husband ask for!" After a while, Hei Bao calmed down and said with a smile: "Lady, I understand." I'm going to give the child a name!"
Lu Chunhua smiled and quietly watched Heibao's every move. Hei Bao thought hard, and suddenly, he said: "It's called Hei ......" Hei Bao was dumbfounded, and said with a wry smile: "This is the first time I feel that my surname is so unlucky." Lu Chunhua smiled dumbly and said, "Xianggong, I thought of a name, Hei Qiuming, how about it?"
Hei Bao read the name twice, applauded, and said, "Although this name is simple, it is very much to my heart." But it's not suitable for my daughter's house. ”
Lu Chunhua shook her head and said: "It must be a son, in today's world, only men can be of great use." ”
Heibao smiled: "If there is no woman like a lady, a man has a fart." ”
Lu Chunhua pressed her fingers to her lips, frowned and said, "Xianggong, don't scold." ”
Hei Bao nodded obediently and said, "Lady, you actually know in your heart that I will definitely die this time." ”
Lu Chunhua closed her eyes and nodded heavily: "There is no final verdict yet, maybe there is still a hint of a turnaround." ”
Heibao waved his hand and said, "No, otherwise they wouldn't have put you in for such a long time." Lady, let's go, look at you a few more times, I'm afraid I'll bite the executioner twice during the execution. ”
Lu Chunhua said: "It's time to go, look at Xianggong twice, I'm afraid I can't help but go with you." ”
Lu Chunhua stood up and turned to leave, only to hear Heibao shouting, "Let's go!"
Lu Chunhua covered her red and swollen eyes and responded, "Roll!"
Heibao laughed and said, "It's complete, the couple has a quarrel." ”
Lu Chunhua ran out of the cell as if she was escaping, she really didn't want to listen to Heibao anymore, again.
Heibao sat cross-legged like an old clock, and suddenly, he shouted, "Jailer!"
A jailer who was a hanger came over when he heard the sound and sneered: "What's the matter, Lord Hei, what's the point of passing on the little one?"
Heibao said lightly: "Take a pen, ink, paper, inkstone, and then take a small table and a basin of water." ”
The jailer sneered: "Heibao, you are a dying person, and you still treat yourself as an adult?"
Heibao said: "The official wants to write a recital." ”
The jailer said, "I can't hand it out even if I write it." ”
Heibao said: "Don't worry, someone wants you to hand over this letter." ”
The jailer asked, "Why?"
Heibao smiled, "Because this is a dead edict." ”
In the blink of an eye, he went up to the court again, and the Jinluan Palace.
A eunuch recited aloud: "Weichen Heibao, I want to show your seven sins to Your Majesty." The first crime is to rape a people's daughter. The second crime is to form a party for personal gain. The third crime is corruption and bribery. Fourth, abuse of lynching. The fifth crime is to occupy the land. The sixth sin of the minister is to insult the saint. Seven sins, dirty framing. ”
Hearing this, the officials were in an uproar.
And the eunuch had a long mouth, as if he hadn't finished reading it yet.
Zhao Zhen on the dragon chair said, "Is there anything else?"
It was rare for Zhao Zhen to come to the last court, and this time he came to meet such an interesting thing, and he was also a little interested. The eunuch said: "On the sage, the slave and maid saw that behind these seven crimes, there was a row of small characters, which was really a fly's head." The slave and maid are fortunate to serve His Majesty, and they are contaminated with some of the dragon energy on His Majesty's body, and even their eyes are not dazzled, so they can see this row of small characters clearly. ”
Wan Yiqi below was in his heart, as soon as the black treasure was written, he read it, and he was very happy at that time, thinking that this black treasure was broken before death
The jar was broken, and there were many lice, so I was not afraid of biting, so I stopped a lot of trumped-up charges. That row of small characters, he only thought it was ink that Heibao had unintentionally splashed, so he didn't look closely. This is good, but it is inevitable that Jingzhou will be careless.
Zhao Zhan said lightly: "Read." ”
The eunuch said loudly: "The eight sins of the minister, the above seven crimes, are all the ministers farting!"
"Okay!" Zhao Zhen applauded, and even though he lined up his legs, he was happy. There was a sigh in the court, and at this time, Wan Yiqi stood up and said: "Your Majesty, this black treasure fooled Your Majesty so much, the crime deserves death!"
Zhao Zhen said: "Wan Aiqing, how did this black treasure fool me, you can tell me clearly." ”
"This ......" Wan Yiqi was dumbfounded for a moment.
Zhao Zhen smiled and said, "If Aiqing doesn't say it, then I'll say it for you." The fool you are talking about is that this black treasure has told a lie. But are the first seven counts false, or is the eighth count false?"
Wan Yiqi hurriedly said: "Weichen is foolish, the eighth sentence of this black treasure is fake. ”
Zhao Zhen said: "It means that the first eight are true?"
Wan Yiqi said: "Your Majesty Shengming." ”
Zhao Zhen smiled: "But my Great Song pays attention to a law, and I can't listen to the words of this black treasure." In this way, since Wan Aiqing said that the first seven charges of Heibao are indeed true, then Wan Aiqing will command the three divisions, and thoroughly investigate none of the charges of Heibao, and strive to have both human and material evidence. If you don't find any of them, Wan Aiqing, then I will punish you for the crime of bullying the king. ”
Wan Yiqi hurriedly fell to the ground and said: "Weichen doesn't dare, Weichen is just confused for a while, the eighth charge of this black treasure should be telling the truth." "Now Wan Yiqi really doesn't dare to tell Zhao Zhan the news that Heibao is in prison, and the only thing that can convict Heibao is the testimony of Wu Molang and his wife, and there is no other substantive evidence.
Zhao Zhen smiled and said: "If you say so, none of these seven crimes have been touched, he is a rare Qing official in my Great Song Dynasty! Not only can I not cure him for offending, but I also have to reward him!"
Wan Yiqi exclaimed: "Your Majesty, absolutely not!"
At this time, Qin Zhonghui stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, the black treasure is indeed a material that can be made, and it should be rewarded heavily. Before Qin Zhonghui's words fell, he saw a white-haired old man open his mouth and smiled: "Qin Xiang's praise made the old man a little unhappy." ”
Wan Yiqi looked at it, and was horrified in his heart: "How did Qin Zhonghui get involved with Lao Lu, they should be pinching the water now!" Wan Yiqi raised his head and suddenly saw a cold gaze, which came from Qin Zhonghui. Suddenly, Wan Yiqi suddenly realized, but his heart was also like ashes.
Zhao Zhen waved his hand and said, "I still want to hear Wan Aiqing's opinions." ”
Wan Yiqi secretly complained, and he forced a smile on his face: "Your Majesty, this black treasure should be rewarded! But there is a situation, I hope Your Majesty will know." ”
Zhao Zhen smiled: "Wan Aiqing, please speak." ”
Wan Yiqi suddenly straightened up and said: "Your Majesty, this black treasure has always been upright, so many colleagues have been offended, among which Zhang Jun has the deepest grudge with him. Wechen heard that Zhang Jun had actually offered bribes to officials of the Criminal Department in recent days in order to rectify the black treasure. Fortunately, the ministers of the Criminal Department were honest and upright, which broke Zhang Jun's thoughts. The minister happened to have a few friends in the criminal department, and they knew that Zhang Jun had dealings with me, so they wanted the minister to persuade Zhang Jun not to let him do evil again. ”
Zhao Zhen frowned and said: "This Zhang Jun has been degraded, he is not honest, he is really a nest of snakes and rats." Qin Aiqing, this matter will be handed over to you to deal with. ”
Qin Zhonghui said: "The old minister obeys the order. ”
Wan Yiqi's official uniform was soaked with cold sweat, and he hung his head, not daring to look at Qin Zhonghui again. Zhao Zhen said with a smile: "Qin Aiqing, there is really you, you said that there is a good show to watch today, there is a good show to watch, this dynasty, I am comfortable." ”
Qin Zhonghui said: "Being able to listen to His Majesty Tiancong is the creation of ministers. ”
Zhao Zhen frowned suddenly, and after a while, he spoke: "By the way, who is this black treasure?"
Jiang Qinzhou, who had been silent and sat quietly and watched, got up and said, "Back to Your Majesty, Hei Bao is this year's new champion and the son-in-law of Lord Lu. ”
Zhao Zhen groaned: "Yes, it is indeed good. With such a background, he has not had a place in this Jinluan Hall now, and he is indeed a talent that can be created. Qin Aiqing, my Great Song Dynasty is the time to employ people, like Heibao and other talents, you will help me pay more attention in the future. With that, Zhao Zhan got up and left, and the eunuch screamed: "Retreat!"
Wan Yiqi walked in a hurry, and he found that his calculation was a joke in Qin Zhonghui's eyes. Not only did he not provoke the fight between Qin and Lu, but he caused a commotion. At this time, a man deceived him. Wan Yiqi turned his head and found that the person who came was Jiang Qinzhou. Wan Yiqi hurriedly said: "Jiang Shumi, do you have any advice?"
Jiang Qinzhou smiled and said: "I don't dare to give advice, but this time Master Wan can be regarded as touching Qin Xiang's bad head." The sparrow wants to provoke a fight between the goshawk and the tiger, don't you say this is looking for death?" he paused, and then said: "Zhang Jun's fate, Lord Wan must have also witnessed it, if Lord Wan doesn't want to become an outcast and let others fiddle, it is better to change the chessboard." ”
Wan Yiqian looked at Jiang Qinzhou in a daze, and suddenly smiled: "Jiang Shumi, you have become a goshawk now." ”
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