321 Seeking satisfaction is also a delaying tactic
www.quduwu.com Fun Reading House Zhang Weirong and Yang Minghao took Zhenquan Qizi to a corner of the square, and it turned out that Yu Guanghui and the old playboy saw that the situation was not right, so they hid in the toilet together.
Although the smell in it is very bad, but this is also a helpless thing, the old playboy couldn't stay still, but was caught by Yu Guanghui, and begged for pity: "Big brother, I am such a big brother as you in this life, you must help me at this time, big brother, I beg you,"
Zhang Weirong led people to surround the front and back of this thatched toilet, they smelled the smell of the toilet is really unpleasant, there are cobwebs on the high part of the thatch, and there are flies buzzing next to it, and maggots are slowly wriggling under their feet, so they said: "Yu Guanghui, why have you become a coward who is confined now, come back to Kunlun Mountain with me, go to my side of the wall to reflect on your mistakes, you have been obsessed for many years, destroying the unity between our Taoist sects, if you don't follow me today, Then don't blame me, the senior brother in charge, for cleaning the portal for the master and slashing you with blood,"
The old playboy has never been so lame in his life, pinching his nose and saying as if he was about to leave: "Brother Xian, it's not that the eldest brother won't help you, the environment here is really ......, it's too unbearable, instead of nesting here, it's better for me to rush out and fight to the death with them,"
Yu Guanghui saw that he was about to rush out, but his feet knelt down and said, "If that's the case, big brother, you might as well tie me up and send them to you, and there will be a favor in the future,"
As soon as he heard Yu Guanghui say that he didn't trust him, he was most afraid of being suspected of being a dishonest person in his life, so he put down his hand and said to Yu Guanghui: "My old playboy is not such a person, if you think like this, then I will ignore you,"
Yu Guanghui looks at the current situation, only the old playboy can help him, otherwise his ambition, his retribution will come to naught, he never wants to return to that dungeon-like life, he has always been a dream of being out of the ground, but their senior brothers are all self-opening, preaching and teaching to solve doubts, and have worked hard for more than 20 years, and he, these 20 years of time is really inactive, trapped by feelings, so until now there are no disciples under the door, so he wants to be based on martial arts, Naturally, we will take a foothold from them,
First of all, he chose to start with the third senior brother Yang Minghao, who had a deep festival with him before, and he didn't expect to do this, but although he was a little defeated, he thought that he was painstakingly practicing the martial arts that Zhang Tianshi left on the stone wall of the dungeon and under the stone slab in the dungeon, which was the essence of martial arts that he graduated from in his life.
Now, he has obtained all the true transmissions of Zhang Tianshi, because he should prove to their two senior brothers, who is the real descendant of Tianshi, but he has always been trapped by love, and he has not realized the Tao, he didn't think of what he thought of now between life and death, he seems to be more able to comprehend the true meaning of the combination of Taoism and life, he wants to prove himself, and he can't retreat, just because he has a heart that is not convinced, and he is not inferior to any of the fellow brothers.
"Of course the eldest brother is not such a person, no one in this world knows who knows," Yu Guanghui then persuaded: "People need to avoid places in distress,"
"You want me to stay here with you all the time, this, this, this, it's too much, if the people on the rivers and lakes know, then won't the yin and brightness of my life be in vain," the old playboy was about to step out, but he was begged by Yu Guang again,
He whispered something to him, not wanting the old boy to agree to stay in this latrine and smell him stink, he said, "Let me stay here for ten minutes, then I will vomit out the food I had three days ago."
Saying that, Yu Guanghui used the healing technique on the stone wall of the Desperate Valley to regulate his internal injuries in this latrine, and forced the bruises in his body out.
Yang Minghao heard that there seemed to be no movement inside, so he stimulated the old playboy and said: "It is said that the old playboy is not afraid of heaven and earth, but he didn't expect that hearing is false, seeing is believing, it turns out that he is just a shrunken head and tail, greedy for life and afraid of death,"
Qiu Yun also opened his throat and said, "Could it be that your Peach Blossom Island is also like this thatched toilet, so you get used to it every day,"
I don't know when I got Wu Dalang's baked cakes from somewhere, he climbed on the sculpture from a distance and ate, watching them bring the old boy close to the toilet and couldn't help laughing happily, it was really sitting on the mountain watching the tiger fight,
Yang Minghao saw that there was no echo inside, and couldn't help but be suspicious, so he instructed the seventh son of Quanzhen to say, "Up,"
They tightened the encirclement, but the closer they got closer, the more stinking it became, and the Taoist priests couldn't help but get up their noses, and Qiu Yun instructed Qian Jinbao to go forward to see what the two of them were doing inside, but before he could get closer, he only heard a pop inside, and the old boy shouted: "Don't come here, I'm, I have the ability to fight when I'm done pulling,"
When everyone heard the sound of a fart, they couldn't help but wait for them to come out outside, if they attacked them while people were pitting them, it would indeed be a victory, and besides, the toilet was so smelly, and the place was small, it was inconvenient to fight.
So they were still waiting patiently in place, anyway, the inside was many times smellier than the outside, to see who had boiled whom, but Yang Minghao always felt that something was wrong, so he said: "Jinbao, you saw it when you approached just now, it was indeed ......,"
Qian Jinbao told Yang Zhangmen what he saw: "The pants are all off, it must be really in the toilet,"
However, they didn't have so much patience to accompany them to smell the smell, so they came up with a radical method, as long as the old playboy was lured out, then they could deal with Yu Guanghui, even if it was to destroy this latrine, they were not afraid that he would hide in it and not come out.
Zhang Weirong also smiled bitterly when he heard this, but the mysterious Taoist also felt that there was something wrong, so he said to Yu Guanghui and the old playboy in the toilet: "There are two people in this thatched pit, it won't be an old playboy who is shit inside, you wait for him to finish wiping his buttocks,"
When he said such a cold joke, he couldn't help but amuse everyone, and the old man laughed out loud when he heard it, and said, "It makes sense,"
When the old playboy heard this, he also said happily: "My brother is so good, he doesn't worry about the eldest brother going to the toilet, he has to follow up to help me wipe my buttocks, being a brother with such a person is the blessing of my Zhou Botong's life,"
Nie Zhongrong continued: "It turns out that this is the case, it's really a deep brotherhood, but I know that Senior Brother Yu will also poop later, I'm afraid that the old playboy will also wait inside to wipe his buttocks, okay, good, it's really good, but I can tell you the old playboy, my senior brother has been secret since he was a child, this time you are with him, but some of you have to bear, count it, you will be deceived,"
The old playboy also pretended to say: "Brother Yu is such a thing, then I won't do it, I'll go out,"
The firewood was opened, so that those Taoist priests really thought that he was going to come out, but after a while the door was closed, Yang Minghao knew that this was an old playboy's trick, thinking that they must have other intentions, so he continued: "Could it be that they are digging a tunnel under the pit, and they can't escape if they want to,"
The old playboy breathed hard, spit out the dirty blood in his mouth, black blood also flowed out between his five fingers, and the wound with open skin and flesh began to heal slowly, and the old playboy comforted him: "The healing technique is really wonderful, I think I Zhou Botong does not learn and has no skills, and today I have also seen the wonderful use of this skill,"
Yu Guanghui continued to plead: "Big brother, you can help me hold up for a while, if I give up halfway, I will reverse my qi and blood, my power will be exhausted, I will go mad, and my muscles and veins will be broken and I will die,"
"Okay, wrap it up on the eldest brother," the old playboy pinched his nose and said, "This is the most aggrieved request I have ever made to others,"
Zhang Jiugui then shouted: "Old boy, have you dug the tunnel, are you going to get out of the, in that case I will never stop you, I will not tell the people of Peach Blossom Island,"
When the old playboy heard him say this, his lungs were about to explode, but he agreed to Yu Guanghui, and when he saw the flickering circle of light on his face, he couldn't help but keep his breath.
Qian Jinbao stimulated again: "I approached just now and saw that the old boy was stripped naked, what about Uncle Yu Guanghui,"
"How is he, why did he take off his clothes when he went to the toilet, isn't it ......," Bai Yushi asked in a hurry,
"By the way, Uncle Yu Guanghui also took it off, the two of them are inside, you touch me, I touch you, it really makes me unbearable to look at it directly, so I retreated," Qian Jinbao said in a loud voice,
Bai Yushi also heard it with relish, clapping his hands and exclaiming: "It turns out that they are hiding in there with such a hand, no wonder it is a deep brotherhood, squatting together in the toilet, it turns out that they are doing something with a habit of breaking their sleeves,"
The old playboy really can't listen to it, a handful of people of age, and they are still hiding in it and being talked about by those juniors, blocking their ears and not listening, and they can't help but smell the smell again, and they are really embarrassed to jump up and yell at them: "You talk nonsense, how can I have it,"
Qian Jinbao said firmly: "If it's okay, do you dare to come out, it's definitely naked, don't, don't grind the time, I can see it clearly,"
The old playboy really can't cheat, I can't wait to rush out immediately and slap that kid twice, if this word spreads to the rivers and lakes, then I won't become an eternal joke in the martial arts,
The old playboy couldn't help but respond: "I just didn't come out, you want to harm my brother,"
Zhang Jiugui added another fire and said: "My senior brother has a habit, and he likes to touch men with big butts the most,"
I didn't want him to say that, but he was right, and the old playboy sensed that he grabbed his ass with both hands, and he was frightened a lot, and his head rushed out without looking back, and scolded: "Perverted,"
Zhang Weirong was afraid that the old boy would make trouble again, so he asked the old boy: "Mr. Tongnan, what are you eating, wife's cake?"
Tong Nan suddenly felt that this old Taoist priest was suddenly much more polite to him, so he replied: "Taketaro baked cakes, do you want to eat them, don't give them,"
At this moment, the old boy rushed out and went up to snatch the old man's baked cake and said, "What about my share,"
Playing with skin saw that it was this shameless old guy who came, just came out of the latrine, and he didn't even wash his hands, where can he hold it, the two of them are chasing me on the side, like an eagle catching a chicken,
Now there is no one to help Yu Guanghui, he is still hiding in the toilet, when the old playboy comes out, it is the seventh son of Quanzhen who does it, Zhang Weirong commanded: "Up,"
I saw seven white-bladed swords flying towards the target, but I was afraid that the afterglow would be difficult to escape.