83 The old playboy roasted the pigeon, the grievance of Peach Blossom Island
At night, the old boy lit a fire outside the effect, and he was roasting the pigeons of the day, and he kept shouting: "Tell you to fly, tell you to report that you are also an accomplice, and I am unwilling not to eat your meat and skin." He read as he flipped the food.
When he saw that it was almost baked, he picked it up and sniffed it, and sighed, "It's so fragrant." Who else in the world lives a carefree life like mine. β
He felt that he still needed to roast for a while, and no one was to worry about it anyway, so he continued to roast the pigeon on the fire, and he lay down under the big tree next to him, and blinked his eyes, and he couldn't open them, and he didn't know if he was asleep. And the ribbon of his clothes was still dry, and at some point in the night, he found himself on fire.
He was awakened by the hot roast, and quickly got up and rolled on the ground with his mouth, jumping back and forth. He finally put it out with his painful hand, and spun around the ground a few more times, and when he got up, he saw that the pigeon meat was roasted, and he took off the pigeon meat and held it with his hand and burned it again.
He put the white pigeon meat on the ground and picked it up when it was not hot. Slowly grabbing away the ruddy flesh, and looking at it with a bit of appreciation. The nose smelled the aroma of the barbecue, and then tasted delicious. He wiped the oil from his hand with his clothes, and suddenly he touched something hard. He knew what it was, and he had to destroy it, and he didn't know he did it.
The old boy opened the note and read the three words: "Got it." β
He laughed, and he suddenly woke up and said, "My old playboy has been playing since he was a child, and from a big boy to an old man, isn't this villain's thing also fun." Isn't that what this funny person means about me?"
He was bored and threw the paper into the fire, and the burned ash furnace was raised from the fire. The old boy jumped up the tree and sat down on the fork of the tree, making a loud noise as he ate the roasted pigeon's meat. I vaguely heard someone talking, and the old boy didn't know much when he took a closer look. It was too dark and far away. A boat stopped on the shore, it turned out to be a stowaway, and there were three people in it, and two of them looked wilted, probably because of the watersickness.
I only heard someone say there: "Hanhan, how are you?" β
Han Han was half stupid, unhurried, and replied in that small voice: "My whole body is in severe pain, and my whole body is itchy." Look what's going on! Is it really as you said that someone in the water is poisoned? β
He kept scratching himself with his hands, but the more he was angry, the more itchy, and the person gradually became swollen. And the person trembled, unable to exert his strength, and looked like he couldn't catch his breath.
The man asked the other, "Silly, how are you?" β
The stupid just threw himself on the stern and gasped, and the way he wanted to say but couldn't say it looked a little more serious than the stupid one. The two of them went one after the other, and they made this stupid thing a hurry. He also didn't have an idea for a while, and he had to ask their island owner, King Song Yao, to save him, otherwise his life would be suspended. This is also the kind of thing that the people of Peach Blossom Island will be born after a holiday, so whoever bumps into it is unlucky. However, if the general poison in Peach Blossom Island doesn't die immediately, then King Song Yao still has the ability to rejuvenate with his magic hands.
Dumb first helped Han Han to get off the boat and take a few steps to the waterway, he carefully helped Han Han, and he stood there at every turn. Dumbfounded and reflexively wanted to help the stupid come, when he was busy and anxious. The old playboy thought that it was the spy in the smoke and clouds flying pigeons who came to smuggle the island, and he didn't even bother to eat a bite of the roasted pigeon meat, so he rushed to this side, and saw that there seemed to be something wrong with his own people, and asked: "What's wrong with the two of them, one wilts, the other like a dead pig." I asked you what's wrong, who caused them both to do this, why are you okay, isn't it so hard that you're not with them. β
He said so much in one breath that he didn't know where to start. Seeing that the two senior brothers were so embarrassed, he knelt down and said, "Patriarch, they, they, theyββγ β
The old boy saw that he had been talking for a long time and they had not answered any of the questions they wanted to ask, if he was usually idle. If there is something really going on, it's still quite sensitive. This is also the reason why they can stand on this island for a long time in times of peace, and ask: "Excuse me, let's talk about what happened to them." β
"It must have been a good thing done by the neighboring lotus recess. "The old boy guessed it.
Said angrily: "It's the people of Lotus Cave, they are jealous of our abundant products on Peach Blossom Island, and they try their best to harm our people on Peach Blossom Island every time." β
"Quick, you help that stupid guy up first, it's not good to see him like that. The old boy commanded him to get up and said, "This is more serious, save him first." β
Dumb first carried the fool to the shore, and then helped him to sit on the ground. He did as the old boy did, first blocking his acupoints, and then using his skills to poison the fool. After dozens of seconds, as soon as he exerted his strength, the stupid also spat out a mouthful of blood. After that, he also used the same method to treat Hanhan, first alleviating their extremely evil symptoms, and then leaving it to Song Dashan to give them medicine, and the slow recuperation was almost over.
Silly, Han Han came to his senses and said in unison: "Thank you for the life-saving grace of Patriarch." β
The old boy was anxious to know why they were poisoned, so he asked, "Why are you two poisoned?" β
Said stupidly -
Today is my turn to fish with Hanhan, and we have everything ready. In order to prevent the women of the lotus recess from obstructing us, the two of us ate first this time, and then got on the boat. We had been swinging in the boat for a long time, and we had no big fish in the net after hundreds of throws, all small fish a few inches long. We listened to what you said, Uncle Taizu, that all those fish under two inches should be released and let them grow up. We released the small fish that came from the net, and Hanhan and I didn't catch a decent fish until noon. But we continued to cast the net, and before we knew it, we came to the water realm of the lotus recess. We see the markers. Those lotus flowers have grown to the water realm on our Peach Blossom Island.
Then I discussed with Hanhan: 'Hey, Hanhan, you see that this lotus flower has grown over its head and occupied our waters. β
Han Han also said at the time: "Yes, let's beat these lotus flowers that have crossed the border and prevent them from continuing to multiply, otherwise if this continues, the waters of Peach Blossom Island tomorrow will be swallowed by lotus turnips." β
So we sent back the lotus flowers and leaves that had crossed the line, and after a while my boat stopped there, and found a lot of big fat fish, so we surrounded it with nets, and sure enough, we reaped a lot of harvest in a short time. When we were happy with the harvest, we both skipped the lotus recess and there was a woman named Xiaoman, who was washing clothes there. When he saw that we were at the edge of the water boundary, he secretly folded a small boat and put poisonous flowers in it. The paper boat came down the river and capsized not far from the two of us, and the poisonous flower spread to both of us, because the pollen choked him. "Although stupid is not the smart kind, he still knows in his heart who deceived himself, and it is not easy to tell this plot in its entirety. This is also the Peach Blossom people have learned a hundred times the effort and energy to teach everyone on the island not to give up on everyone.
Silly gasped for a breath and then he said, "We both happily caught a big fish in the net, and just as I was about to go into the water and help me lift the fish." Han Han went into the water, and at this time, another hidden lotus concave man didn't know what poison it was. Just when we were both happy, I was a little thirsty, so I opened the water bottle, and the poisonous gas that was scattered in the air like a white mist was sucked into the water bottle, and I drank it carelessly. When Han Han came to the edge of the boat with the big fish in his hand and wanted to pull him, he found that I didn't have the strength to pull him up. Soon, while we were talking about how this was really a place of ointment, the big fish jumped into the water from a small boat. Senior Brother Hanhan went to scratch it, but as soon as he moved, his whole body itched. β
After that, I asked him, "What's wrong with you, senior brother, I feel that the smell is strange, as if there is some peculiar smell." No, someone must have done something in secret, and it is not appropriate to stay here for a long time, so let's go first. β
He continued: "When I noticed that Hanhan's complexion was not the right color, then I also felt dizzy, and then I didn't realize it. β
The old boy asked the dumb man who had rescued them, "How did you find them, and how do you know where they went?" β
"I, I am. The reason for the dumb continued: "Master Yuquan sent me to look for them when he saw that Han Han and Silly hadn't come back in the evening, and asked them to come back without fishing, so they can continue to hunt tomorrow!"
"After I received the order, I drove around on a small plate, and finally went around for most of the circle, only to find the lotus concave water on their Peach Blossom Island. At that time, I shouted Hanhan, stupid brother, but there was no response. I saw the two of them lying on the boat, and at first, I thought they were lazy to sleep? So, I rowed over the peach boat only to find that Han Han was constantly scratching his body, and I also saw Han Han's bare feet with huge blisters. That's when I realized that something had happened to them, and I brought them back. "I told the old boy what I had seen and heard like this.
The old playboy said bluntly: "Lotus concave, hateful stinky girl." These concubines of the Tang Dynasty were driven by Wu Zetian and had nowhere to hide, so they ran to this lotus island to oppose us, it is really a poor person who must have something to hate. I don't want to kill them all, or I would have killed them earlier, and divided the other two small islands into Peach Blossom Island. In this way, you can also engage in tourism resources and earn a lot of money. β
Dumbfounded and said: "Yes! So two groups of people came, one occupied the lotus recess, and the other occupied the green forest zhi. Now that Lu Lin Zhi has also joined forces with Lotus Cave to deal with our Peach Blossom Island, it seems that an ultimate Three Kingdoms duel has been staged. Either you swallow me, or I kill you. β
The old playboy was surprised: "You know, don't you seem to be staying? Haha, the people on my Peach Blossom Island have followed me for a long time." Don't stay stupid, stupid don't be stupid, and fools aren't well-behaved. I'll settle this matter with them once, and the lotus recess and the green forest are just small islands around us. When I led my great-disciples and grandchildren to kill them, they couldn't eat and walked around. β
He took out the roast pigeon in his arms, and looked at him with an abnormal gaze.
The old playboy was shy, and said unceremoniously: "You still have poison on your body, I'm afraid that you will have a seizure, then it's not good, bear with it first." As soon as he finished speaking, he flew away and disappeared.
Dumbfounded, silly, and stupidly said at the same time: "What a powerful martial arts! It's so fragrant! It's roasted, and there's nothing left for us to eat. β