5. Trap (five more)
Seeing that the mastiff was about to catch up again, he took out a small piece of roast meat from the cloth bag and threw it on the road, continuing to escape. The mastiff picked up the roast and slowed down the chase. So many times, Sanssono finally returned to the small courtyard behind the temple.
The barbecue pieces in the cloth bag have long been thrown away. The mastiff followed, and bit off another piece of meat on his right buttocks, but this time he didn't shout again, but pushed away the pyre on his right and hid behind.
Suddenly, from behind the pyre on the left, a pure and beautiful girl, about thirteen or fourteen years old, jumped out. She waved her hand angrily, and the mastiff fell to the ground with a "roar", and died after a few kicks.
The girl pretended to clap her hands in a chic manner, but in fact, her hands did not touch the mastiff at all, so where was the use of clapping. Then she carried her hands behind her back like a hero who had eliminated violence and peace, and shouted to Wuwu with a grin: "Hey, it's okay, come out, this beast was killed by me." ”
Worry-free walked out from behind the pyre, stood there without saying a word, didn't even say a word of thanks, and the girl said a little disappointedly: "Do you know how to be polite as a little monk? This hero helped you get rid of the vicious dog, and you didn't even say a word of thanks, are you so unconscientious?" the girl gave a look of contempt.
Worry-free felt that this girl was so good-looking when she rolled her eyes, and couldn't help but look a little stunned, when the girl saw him so stupid, she said fiercely: "What do you see! Haven't you seen a hero who can roll her eyes?"
Worry-free guessed that this little girl was out looking for excitement, so she had to thank her perfunctorily: "Then, thank you to the little woman! You are so amazing, admire, admire!"
"That's pretty much it. Here, I'll help you see how the injury is. When the girl heard the worry-free praise of her, her anger disappeared, and she was instantly chivalrous. Then he reached out and pulled at his pants to help him check on the injury.
"Don't, you're a girl, how can you just pull open our boy's pants and look at it!"
"Cut, you're bleeding here, your entire thigh is red with blood, you're so badly injured, and you're so exquisite. I've seen that vicious dog bite your little ass, and tear off a big piece of meat, don't you hurt?"
"It's okay, it's okay. Isn't it just a few bites from a dog, and it's nothing trivial. "Carefree straightened his waist, and it was fine.
It's all okay, the girl thinks about how terrifying it would be if she was bitten by a dog and a piece of meat was torn off from the dog's mouth! She admired Sansso-Wu a little, she didn't expect this little monk to be so tough.
The girl took out a handful of medicine bottles and handed them to Wuwu: "Here you go, there are words on it, hurry up and take the medicine yourself, first use this bottle of red cap to stop bleeding." ”
"Okay, I'll use it later. "Worry-free, all the orders are received. He didn't bother to take a closer look, anyway, it's all good things and can't be wrong.
"Gollum, Gollum," the girl's stomach gurgled and she was a little embarrassed: "Oh... Maybe a little hungry. ”
Worry-free listening to this voice so loudly, it seems that he is not lightly hungry. He reached into his hand from the end of his trousers, and after a long time of groping on his buttocks, he finally pulled out a piece of meat, which was undoubtedly a piece of roast meat. Will it be a trick, the girl's eyes are straight, looking at the tooth marks on the barbecue and the few gaps torn, she instantly understands what is going on.
"So you're not hurt, so you're limping and pretending?" she asked.
"My right leg is born with a disability, and that's how it was when I was a child. "Carefree and unhidden.
Worry-free tore off a piece of the barbecue where there were no tooth marks and chips, and handed it to her: "Come on, come on, I invite you to eat barbecue, eat it quickly, don't starve." ”
The girl was directly stunned: "Little monk, you... You let me eat this, and you got it out of your ass, and you were bitten by a dog, don't you feel disgusting?"
Wuwu persuaded her: "No, I see that you are hungry, so I will give you an emergency." Now it's the only one that can be eaten, ready-made. I baked it in the morning, and it's fresh. ”
"Don't eat, don't eat, just don't eat! You can eat it yourself if you want." I feel disgusted!" the girl glared.
Wu Wu persuaded again: "Besides, don't waste food, do you know how many poor families can't eat a mouthful of meat for a year?"
Hearing this, the girl's view of worry-free was a little different, and she didn't feel so disgusting, after all, she was kind-hearted, and couldn't help but think: "It seems that this little monk is also from a poor background, and he understands that life is not easy, so he is so frugal." ”
Carefree took a bite on the piece of barbecue that he had just torn off, and chewed it with relish, it tasted quite good, and he looked intoxicated.
The girl was indeed a little hungry, and was followed for several days in a row, and did not even have a chance to eat in peace, so she took care of running for her life, and sometimes stuffed some dry food indiscriminately, and then the dry food was gone, so that she could not be hungry? What's more, does that little monk take a bath every day? especially his ass... It's disgusting to think about!
"Hey, how can you eat meat if you're a monk, and you make so much bacon!" asked the girl. She had already seen the bacon on the bamboo poles, and the meat on one of the bamboo poles was still fresh, and the blood stains had not yet dried.
Wu Wu chewed a mouth full of barbecue meat and defended: "I'm a fake monk! My master has said that I just shaved my head, I am not a monk, and I will return to vulgarity in the future." ”
The girl asked again, "Then what is your name?" My name is Jiang Xiaowan, you can also call me Xiaowan. ”
"My name is carefree! carefree carefree. ”
"Then what's your last name?" Jiang Xiaowan asked.
Worry-free patted his bald head: "Monk has no surname, Worry-free is my legal name." ”
"Then why do you call it the name Sanssouci?"
"The word worry-free, that is, not worry-free, is the name worry-free. This is what his master said, and he knows that this is a way of imitating the sentence pattern of the Diamond Sutra.
"Going around and around, I don't understand. Jiang Xiaowan listened a little loudly.
"Gollum, Gollum..."Jiang Xiaowan's stomach was screaming again.
"Hey... Look you're hungry... I'll give you a barbecue. Carefree pointed to the bacon on the bamboo pole.
Jiang Xiaowan had already set her eyes on the bacon, and ran towards the bacon: "Okay! I'm going to pick a piece of meat without fat." ”
"Don't go, be careful!" Before she finished speaking, Jiang Xiaowan fell into a trap with a bang.
Worry-free's hands trembled, and cold sweat broke out: "It's over! It's over! If you fall down, you will be seriously injured!"
He didn't want to kill, but the scene in front of him had already happened. He didn't dare look into the trap. If Jiang Xiaowan fell onto the tip of the bamboo inserted upside down in the trap, she would be as miserable as the muntjac she had just caught yesterday!
"Little monk, pull me up quickly!" Jiang Xiaowan shouted anxiously in the trap.
"Not dead?" Carefree was overjoyed and quickly pulled away the mess of dirt and branches and dead grass on the trap.
I saw Jiang Xiaowan standing in the trap with a disgraced face, looking at the upside-down bamboo tips on the ground at the bottom of the cave. The carefree bald head dangled around the edge of the hole, and she angrily pointed at the bald head and scolded: "What a cruel little monk, if it weren't for this girl's quick reaction, she would have been murdered by you a long time ago!"
Wu Wu said apologetically: "Jiang Xiaowan, I'm sorry! Actually, this trap is going to be used to hunt and kill that vicious dog." ”
"Why didn't you say there was a trap earlier!" Jiang Xiaowan became angry when she heard this, wouldn't it be okay if she said it earlier! Jiang Xiaowan flew up with her arms, and her pretty face was full of anger, this kind of embarrassment made her feel too embarrassed.