Volume 1: The Spirit Monkey Enters the Buddha Chapter 23: Monkey Urine Saves Lives

Now the body was tightly grasped by Luo Shan and blocked in front of him.

The cold chill of the ghost claw instantly swept through King Kong's body.

This coldness made King Kong calm down a lot all of a sudden, and the little brain melon seeds were running rapidly again.

Vajra's wisdom is no longer shallow, and it is no longer the case of a four- or five-year-old child.

After that qualitative leap, now the vajra brain is turning quite fast, and you can think about anything by yourself.

Suddenly, he smelled an extremely heavy smell of urine, which was the smell that Luo Shan had just been scared to pee.

King Kong, who was already in a high state of tension, was also in a hurry to urinate, and he had been holding it back.

At this time, the inspiration moved, regardless of it, a rod of urine came out, and King Kong was facing Wang Ji Ji Song.

was lifted into the air by Luo Shan again, and the pole was shot right at Wang Jijisong.

There is really a momentum of defying the wind and urinating, like a water gun.

Although it is a ghost, Wang Jijisong's thoughts are still human thoughts, after all, he has just become a ghost.

Looking at the powerful urine of King Kong's pole.

Wang Jiji Song instinctively stepped back, trying his best to avoid this stream of urine, and the speed was not fast.

Although Wang Ji Ji Song has tried his best to dodge.

But this stream of urine came so suddenly, so close, not so close that it wasn't close.

Wang Jijisong's outstretched hand had already touched King Kong, so close to each other.

Suddenly, a stream of urine squirted in the face, like a water gun.

It was really urgent and fierce, and all the people who split their heads and covered their faces were greeted, and there was no way to avoid it.

The urine did not have any suspense and smacked Wang Jijisong's face.

It was on Wang Jijisong's eyes, nose, mouth, and body.

However, it did not stop, but directly passed through Wang Ji Ji Song's face, passed through Wang Ji Ji Song's body, and all fell to the ground.

Wang Ji Ji Song is a soul body, and physical things can pass through his body, so the urine does not leave even a little bit on him.

Of course, he couldn't smell urine.

But Wang Ji Ji Song's face instantly became extremely ugly, although his face was not good-looking.

At this time, it is even more gloomy, exuding a blue light.

Master Momayeda, who had been reciting the scriptures, saw that the scriptures had no effect on Wang Jijisong at all.

Originally, he saw that Wang Jiji Song was attacking Luoshan, but he didn't pay attention to him, so he pretended to chant the scriptures while retreating towards the door.

Since he can't save people anymore, the master still doesn't want to put himself in it.

After all, if you are alive, you can still ask the master to avenge the donor of Luoshan, and the reason for staying in Qingshan is still understood.

However, when King Kong was peeing, Master Momayeda didn't hold back and laughed "poof".

This time, the whole audience was watching him, especially Wang Jiji Song's more terrifying face.

Master Momayeda shut up instantly, with a look of remorse on his face, eager to slap himself, but he didn't dare to move now.

Momayeda didn't dare to move, but someone could.

"Ah!! master help!!, master help!!"

Seeing Master Momayeda retreating to the door, Luo Shan suddenly had strength again.

Holding King Kong in two steps, he ran behind Master Momayeda, and grabbed Momayeda's clothes with one hand, for fear that the old monk would run away.

"Shut up!!!! shut up for me!" a cold, extremely angry voice sounded.

Wang Jiji Song roared again: "Ahhhhh ”

It looks like a roar, but the sound it makes is not like a human voice, but it has a chilling feeling.

Wang Jiji Song looked at Luo Shan angrily: "You did it on purpose! You and him. 桀桀, 桀桀, 桀桀, 桀桀桀. ”

He didn't say a few words, and he actually laughed.

This strange scene made Luo Shan and Momayeda stunned for a moment, thinking that Wang Jijisong was stupid by urine.

Because there was no problem with the sense of smell, Wang Jijisong didn't notice that Luo Shan also peed his pants before.

At this time, I found that Wang Jijisong's originally extremely angry mood laughed strangely.

After a pause, he smiled weirdly.

"Waste, what a waste, are you scared? People are the same as animals, no, people are not even as good as animals, you say you can't catch up with a macaque, do you pee before a monkey?"

"Truly, truly, truly. ”

Wang Jijisong's grimace changed several times, one would be hideous, one would be happy, and one would be solemn.

In the end, he looked at King Kong even more ruthlessly: "You dead monkey, you dare to urinate on me, you want to die, you must die, you will die very painfully, extremely painful, do you know what pain is? ”

Although the urine didn't leave even a speck on his ghostly body.

But after all, Wang Ji Jisong is a person who has just died, and all ways of thinking are basically human ways.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have hidden, how angry a person would be when he was urinated.

Wang Jiji Song didn't look at Luo Shan at this time, a pair of eyes were completely staring at King Kong for a moment, gritting his teeth, and his grimace was extremely terrifying.

King Kong felt extremely dangerous and terrifying, how could this face become like this, it seemed that he was going to have a nightmare again.

It used to be dangerous, but it wasn't all about it.

Now the danger is all rushing to himself.

In an instant, the degree of danger increases by N times.

As soon as he sensed danger and coldness, King Kong's instinct was to have hair all over his body stand up.

Another loud monkey cry sounded.

King Kong let out a loud roar, turned around and fled.

One hand grasps Vajra, and the other hand holds Rashan in Momayeda.

Now he couldn't grasp King Kong with one hand at all, and King Kong broke free from Luo Shan's hand holding it in one fell swoop.

King Kong flew out the door.

But the other end of the hemp rope was still in Luo Shan's hand, not on Luo Shan's hand, but on Luo Shan's wrist.

King Kong's speed is too fast.

"Whoosh. He ran out.

However, the hemp rope is so long that you can't run without running two steps, and you have to run if you can't run.

The hemp rope strangled King Kong's neck tightly, and King Kong's neck was a little deformed.

King Kong was still running into the distance with his hands and feet.

dragged Luo Shan hard, dragged Luo Shan, Luo Shan also reacted, and ran away.

When he ran, he didn't let go of Master Momoyada, and dragged Momayeda to run with him.

Master Momayeda also reflected, run!

He was about to run just now, but he was doing it quietly, so now he didn't have to sneak away.

I know I can't run, but I still have to run if I can.

What if it runs away?

What if you run into a master?

What if they survive?

In short, if you can not die, you will not die, and if you can die later, then let's talk about it later.

I closed my eyes and waited for death to be done once just now,

But was destroyed by King Kong's soak of urine, and Luo Shan's desire to survive was suddenly brought up by King Kong.

Luo Shan felt that he had not run so fast again.

He's going to run, he's going to shout, he's going to live.

Luo Shan ran and shouted like crazy: "Help, help! the evil ghost has killed someone! Help!"

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