Chapter Forty-Eight: The Sloppy Taoist

After ending the chat with Sun Wukong and a few people, Long Yunfeng flew towards Yuquan Mountain on the clouds. Compared with the two ugly heads www.biquge.info of the pig's head and the monkey's head, Xiao Ling'er's pure and lovely face undoubtedly made Long Yunfeng yearn for it.

As for the affairs of the dragon clan, there is no need to worry about it for the time being, Long Yunfeng and Ao Qian agreed to come back when the Yellow River carp leaps over the dragon gate next year.

Long Yunfeng was flying gracefully, but suddenly smelled the smell of roast chicken coming from the woods below.

According to the reasoning of previous novels, this kind of person is either a high-strength, unruly hermit or a beggar.

Long Yunfeng was curious, looked down, and saw a middle-aged Taoist wearing a cyan Taoist robe, lying lazily on the ground, with fluffy and somewhat dirty hair scattered on his shoulders, holding a chicken leg in one hand and gnawing, holding a wooden stick with a roast chicken in the other, roasting the chicken there, and pinning a cyan gourd to his waist.

It's a veritable sloppy Taoist.

Long Yunfeng looked at this sloppy Taoist, and suddenly an idea popped into his mind, could this be the reincarnation of Zhang Sanfeng?

After arousing his curiosity, Long Yunfeng lowered the cloud head and walked towards the sloppy Taoist.

Long Yunfeng didn't know that sometimes curiosity can kill a cat, but sometimes curiosity can save a person's life, and Long Yunfeng couldn't imagine that if he hadn't entered this bamboo forest today, his glorious life would have ended before it began.

He didn't know that the true identity of that sloppy Taoist was much more noble than Zhang Sanfeng, and his origin was also terrifying.

The sloppy Taoist didn't know if he was too drunk or didn't want to pay attention to Long Yunfeng, Long Yunfeng was about to walk up to him, and the sloppy Taoist was still taking care of himself roasting chicken and eating meat, as if Long Yunfeng didn't exist.

Damn, you actually play neglect? Long Yunfeng muttered in his heart, but he didn't get angry, he threw off his clothes and left, that was what those domineering 2Bs did. Ruoshui's hundred-year cultivation has also caused another consequence, that is, Long Yunfeng's state of mind has completely surpassed cultivation and has controlled his body, in other words, in addition to the arrogance of the dragon clan, he also has the lazy otaku personality before the crossing.

When encountering battles, it is arrogant, but it is also very possible for life to be dull and become skinless and faceless.

Long Yunfeng thinks that the so-called arrogance and domineering are all second-hand behaviors, and the real strong person is not the so-called domineering, the eyes are above the top, this kind of person is a small strong person at best.

Chinese people have a habit or custom that cannot be said to be good or bad, that is, people who have achieved some achievements, he will be very arrogant, and people who have achieved great achievements will be very low-key, and they will be as humble as ordinary people.

This world is similar, like the seven saints of the demon clan, they are all arrogant to death, but each of them is a junior, like the Yuding Zhenren who expounds the teaching, the Xuandu Grand Master who teaches the people, and the Yunxiao who intercepts the sect are all low-key guys.

Although Long Yunfeng's strength is at the level of the Seven Great Sages of the Demon Clan, he really doesn't have much arrogance, although this is related to the fact that he has not adapted to his status as a little powerhouse for the short time he has been promoted to Da Luo Jinxian, but it is more related to the fact that this guy is tired of high-intensity cultivation and running for his life, and wants to be lazy.

Therefore, Long Yunfeng not only didn't leave, but also sat down cheekily, and said with a smile: "Brother, it's boring for you to drink and eat meat alone, little brother, I just happen to be a little hungry, accompany you to eat and drink, and help you relieve your boredom?"

As he spoke, his hand was already stretched out towards the roast chicken, secretly thinking that who told you to ignore me just now, it is not too much to eat your roast chicken now, and it is a big deal to take out a few good dishes from the magic treasure bag (a kind of large space container cultivated by the refiner) as compensation.

The sloppy Taoist glanced at Long Yunfeng in surprise, "Brother, if this title is heard by his apprentices, he must kill this kid." But this kid is also quite interesting, look, Da Luo Jin Xian, the three layers of the law of the water system, huh, the inheritance of the Dragon Emperor, the physique of the Heaven Destroyer, it seems to be a bit interesting, this will be put aside more than a thousand years ago, and I estimate that there will be a personal disciple again, so forget it now.

But this kid seems to have some secrets hidden in him, forget it, he just has a big secret, as long as he doesn't come to trouble me, a drunkard, what's the matter?

The sloppy Taoist seemed to be too lazy to catch up with Long Yunfeng, so he directly threw the roast chicken that was roasting to Long Yunfeng, and then gnawed on his own chicken legs.

Long Yunfeng looked at the roast chicken in his hand, and after being stunned, he was not polite, and directly used the dragon clan's Thousand Void Ghost Dragon Claws to neatly divide the roast chicken into more than a dozen pieces. The speed and skill are better than those made by other professional chefs with knives. It's just that if Zu Longquan knew and knew that Long Yunfeng used the top magic power of the dragon clan to divide the roast chicken, would he regret that he chose Long Yunfeng as the Dragon Emperor in the first place?

Long Yunfeng snorted, this roast chicken still looks very good, and it is fragrant, but I don't know how it tastes. After taking a bite, Long Yunfeng couldn't help but let out a sound of "tsk" of admiration, this taste is amazing, Long Yunfeng's third brother Tang Xuan's family opened a restaurant, and it is still five-star, but the dishes there are really not as delicious as this roast chicken.

"Brother, you said that you have this skill and directly find a restaurant to be a chef, and the business is absolutely prosperous, why are you hiding if you have nothing to do?" Long Yunfeng ate roast chicken while casually throwing a chicken leg to the sloppy Taoist.

"Be a chef?" The sloppy Taoist laughed when he heard this: "You let me be a chef?" haha, there are no more than ten people in this world who can eat what I made, and there is only one person who can make me cook for her with peace of mind. You can show it off. ”

Forehead...... Long Yunfeng touched the back of his head, okay, there will always be a few old men with strange temperaments these years, although this sloppy Taoist is not an old man.

But I don't know that the words of the sloppy Taoist are true, there are few people in the entire Three Realms who can be stronger than the sloppy Taoist, and being able to eat this kind of food made by the peak powerhouse is definitely a blessing and honor that has been cultivated for several lifetimes. At least Sun Wukong, his teacher, the quasi-Taoist person, has never eaten the dishes made by this sloppy Taoist.

After saying a few words, the sloppy Taoist ate the chicken leg to himself, completely ignoring Long Yunfeng as he did just now. It's just that the careful Long Yunfeng found that when the sloppy Taoist said "her", a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes.

However, this is people's privacy, although Long Yunfeng is curious, he will not have to get to the bottom like those eight women, as if he doesn't know other people's sadness, he won't be happy and won't be able to live.

Good food and good wine, although there is only one roast chicken, but it is indeed a good dish, good dishes need good wine to lining, Long Yunfeng didn't want to eat a roast chicken dryly, and took out the jar of century-old wine from the magic treasure bag, which was originally intended to be given to Yang Jian and the six monsters of Meishan, but now I will use it first.

Opening the seal of the jar, a burst of rich wine fragrance came to his nose, Long Yunfeng took a deep breath, looking like he was enjoying and intoxicated. This wine is really good, I haven't drunk it in more than 100 years!

Long Yunfeng took out the big bowl brought back from the restaurant from the magic treasure bag, and made a small spell, and the wine automatically flew from the wine jar to the bowl, without leaking a drop.

The sloppy Taoist glanced at Long Yunfeng again, and used a spell to pour wine, is it to show off?

Long Yunfeng held the chicken leg in his left hand, took a bite of a piece of roast chicken, and held a wine bowl in his right hand, drinking the century-old wine, looking happy and comfortable.

Long Yunfeng **************, eating other people's roast chicken, he was embarrassed not to say anything at all, and then took out a bowl and took the initiative to hand the wine to the sloppy Taoist.

"It's rare that you kid still knows some etiquette, knows the return, and doesn't eat my roast chicken in vain. The sloppy Taoist laughed and didn't take the wine bowl handed by Long Yunfeng.

Long Yunfeng was strange, but he saw the sloppy Taoist take down the green skin gourd pinned to his waist, open the lid, and a burst of wine fragrance more mellow than Long Yunfeng's century-old wine emanated. No, it should be said that Long Yunfeng's century-old wine cannot be compared with other people's wines, one is heaven and the other is earth.

Long Yunfeng was ashamed again, his food was not as good as others, and his wine was not as good as others, but he didn't know how the mana was, so he didn't need to compare, and it was estimated that he would be heartbroken again.

Long Yunfeng looked at the sloppy Taoist with a wine gourd in his hand, and thought to himself, forget it, don't do it endlessly, anyway, his roast chicken is also cheeky, just be cheeky again, if you can't do it, you will be shameless, anyway, in these years, people are invincible in the world, and it is not easy for a thin-skinned person to find a good job in the society in Long Yunfeng's previous life.

Especially if the low-level employees don't have this cheekiness and want to be promoted, it will be very difficult, especially for jobs like salesmen.

So Long Yunfeng sat beside the sloppy Taoist with a shy face again, and looked at the sloppy Taoist with a smile on his face, "Brother, oh, no, uncle, your old man is old, and drinking alcohol is harmful to your physical and mental health, why don't you give me the wine?" Don't worry, boy, I will definitely cherish your wine and let you make the best use of this wine, lest you drink the wine and hurt yourself, and the gains outweigh the losses, right?"

Long Yunfeng has played the twelve-character mantra of "no fish" when the water is clear, and invincible if the person is cheap, and even the title has changed from "brother" to "uncle", but the appearance of the sloppy Taoist is a middle-aged person, and his real age is hundreds of times that of Long Yunfeng, and calling him an uncle is already taking advantage.

If you talk about the true identity of a sloppy Taoist, Long Yunfeng calls him an uncle, which makes others envious first.

The sloppy Taoist finally knows what the best scoundrel is, in order to drink, he can even say that he is thinking about his own health, and his own cultivation, not to mention drinking a few sips of wine, is to drink every moment and every minute and every second, and it is all unscathed.

Especially in order to call himself an old man, he directly changed his title from "elder brother" to "uncle", which is to change the law to say that he is always right? This kid is really the descendant of the ancestral dragon? Not all the dragon emperors of the dragon clan are strong and unyielding, and they are even just over easy to break, and they are all too proud, why is there such an outlier.

However, the sloppy Taoist does not care about him in general, and he has not met a young man with the same temper as him for a long time, so it's just that, anyway, there has been no one to accompany the old man for hundreds of years, and today it is rare to have such a boy who does not know the height of the sky to talk to him, so give him a few sips of water and fire fairy brew.

"Boy, don't call me an uncle, not an uncle! If you want to drink, to put it bluntly, it's more than enough for me to be your grandfather according to my age. The sloppy Taoist threw it casually and threw the wine bottle towards Long Yunfeng.

Long Yunfeng fished for the moon under the sea and took it flexibly. When you smell the pungent aroma of wine, you have to pour it into your mouth.

Just as he was about to put the wine in his mouth, Long Yunfeng suddenly felt a bone-chilling cold air that wanted to hit him, and a murderous aura lingered in the entire forest, and Long Yunfeng's cold hair stood on end.

Dangerous!

This was Long Yunfeng's first feeling, he put down the wine bottle in his hand, his eyes were cold, and he raised his head to look at the uninvited guest who suddenly appeared in front of him.

The man in black who suddenly appeared in the woods, with a height of about one meter five or six, was a little shorter than Ling'er, and that face was even more ugly, or ugly.

The whole facial features are twisted together, and it is still a shoe face with triangular eyes, which definitely has the effect of making a child stop crying in the middle of the night.

Of course, this is not the most important thing, what is more important is the momentum of this man in black, at least the master of the fifth layer of Da Luo Jin Immortal, after Guanyin, the strongest opponent that Long Yunfeng faced.

And unlike Guanyin, the last time he fought with Guanyin, it was better to fight than to fight, it was naturally good to win, and it was okay to lose.

But the ugly man in front of him is not like this, and the murderous aura on his body is even more terrifying.

Long Yunfeng clearly felt that this person was coming at him, but he secretly wondered, he had just come out, and he hadn't met a few people before, where did the enemy come from? Long Yunfeng still didn't think that there was a big man behind the nine-headed insect, so he directly excluded the nine-headed insect, in his eyes, the nine-headed insect was a native demon, what background could it be?

Wondering, Long Yunfeng didn't care what he came from, anyway, he just came to kill himself.

Da Luo five layers, fight may not really be able to fight, to kill yourself must be ready to be killed by yourself.

Long Yunfeng, who was fully prepared for battle, didn't notice that when the man in black appeared, there was no difference in the eyes of the sloppy Taoist, and he seemed to have known about the existence of the man in black for a long time.