Chapter 21 (2)
Xuan Shuang succeeded once, and he didn't want to let her succeed again, and he dodged everywhere in the hall with a smile on his face, he had practiced some light body kung fu, although his cultivation was shallow, but the flexibility of dodging had far surpassed that of Jiaxuan. Deliberately flirting, one foot on the chair behind her, grimacing at her, waiting for her to rush to the front with a brush, kicking on her toes, jumping backwards, skimming the back of the chair in a chic manner, and then pushing the chair, blocking her way, swaying left and right twice, and then turning around and running. Unexpectedly, he flashed too quickly, and bumped into a small eunuch when he retreated. First she stomped on him, then her back into his arms.
The little eunuch had just pushed the door in, holding a food plate in his hand, he was on an errand on the first day, and he forgot to report it, who knew that it was such a coincidence, and he crashed into a disaster. Frightened, the food plate fell out of his hand.
Xuan Shuang quickly turned around, his right knee was short, and he picked up the food plate and put it on the table on the side. Cheng Jiaxuan was about to poke the brush that poked the tip of his nose and put it away an inch away.
The little eunuch fell to his knees, kowtowed again and again, and said, "The slave should die, he bumped into Lord Belle, begged Lord Belle to be gracious, and Lord Belle forgave him!" Xuan Shuang said: "Get up and speak." What are you doing here?" The little eunuch glanced at the food plate on the table and said, "The slave is instructed by Concubine Yun to bring some snacks to Lord Belle." She said that you study hard, and if you are hungry, you can take it for your stomach. Xuanshuang sighed, seeing that he was about the same age as himself and about the same size, he turned his mind again, nodded and said, "Well, you turn around and take a look." ”
The little eunuch said curiously: "Why did you turn around?" Cheng Jiaxuan smiled: "Because you are disobedient, Lord Belle will punish you and beat your ass." "The little eunuch was poor in his house before entering the palace, and he was often beaten and scolded by his parents with sticks, and his buttocks were also opened, so he had palpitations and begged loudly: "Lord Belle, the slave knows that he is wrong! Please don't beat the slave's ass......" Xuan Shuang glared at Cheng Jiaxuan with a wry smile, looked at the little eunuch again, and sighed: "I want to teach you something, why is it so difficult?
The little eunuch was also thinking about war in his mind, and thought: "If you don't listen to Lord Belle's orders, it will be disobedience and disobedience, and the crime will be even heavier." Hurriedly turned around, and Xuanshuang was also circling, the two just took a look, and Xuanshuang couldn't cry or laugh. Cheng Jiaxuan smiled: "Lord Belle, I know your thoughts. From my side, you two even look very similar in their backs. The little eunuch sneered, "Miss Xuan, what kind of dumb riddle is this?"
Xuan Shuang pressed his shoulder, turned behind him again, stood side by side with Cheng Jiaxuan, looked at it, and said with a smile: "Very good, it's decided that it's you." The little eunuch was even more like falling into a fog. Xuan Shuang smiled: "Don't worry, listen to me explain to you, you sit on that chair, take snacks when you are hungry, and those homework move or not, as you like." Even if it's exposed, it's just that you and Xiaoxuan are both beaten by the board, so what's the reason for being afraid?"
Cheng Jiaxuan smiled and said: "Go, think beautifully! You little devil is naughty and messing around, why should I take the board for you?" The little eunuch trembled with fright and said, "Lord Belle, this ...... This...... It's not going to work...... I beg you ......"
Xuan Shuang said impatiently: "How can you be so verbose?" suddenly surprised, swept him off the plate with his legs, the little eunuch fell to the ground, Xuan Shuang bullied up, one shoulder against his back, his right arm passed through his armpit, his fingertips turned down, poked his abdomen Shang Qu acupoint, the little eunuch's body immediately paralyzed. Xuanshuang dragged him to the chair and picked his clothes. Because both of them wear underwear under their coats, they don't need to shy away from being in front of women.
Cheng Jiaxuan stretched out his hand and stabbed the little eunuch, I had heard that some minions were very good at pleasing their masters, their forearms were broken, their legs were kicked and their legs were broken, and they pretended to be cowardly and incompetent to set off their master's martial arts, which may not be true. Usually people can bear the severe pain without saying a word, but for sudden itching, it is often difficult to fake. But after a few pushes, the little eunuch was still motionless, and it seemed that the previous acupuncture points were indeed solid, and he couldn't help but say, "Yo, isn't it good." When did you learn to do something, you little ghost?"
Xuan Shuang said triumphantly: "That's nature, what is there in the world that is difficult to live with me?"
Cheng Jiaxuan said: "Oh, I want to know, it must have been taught by your master, so what's the big deal?"
Xuan Shuang raised his index finger, shook it gently, and said, "Wrong, my master has a stubborn temperament and is not very old, but he is an old and old-fashioned person. He always taught me martial arts with a single step, and let me practice it for more than half a month! He listened to Eniang's words very much, if she thought that I had not learned some acupoints, the master would not even teach me the location of the acupoints. It's harder for you to reason with him than to play the piano with a cow, so you have to force me to pester the imperial doctor. The old men advised me to concentrate on the study of the way of governing the world, and not to study the medical theories of Narauszi. I had no choice but to threaten them that if they taught me immediately, I would still be an emperor in the future, and medicine was only a hobby for leisure. They were scared and drew a map of acupuncture points for me to explain carefully. ”
Cheng Jiaxuan sighed: "The imperial doctor is entangled with you little ghost, which is also called a sin in the previous life! The guards in our palace can only embroider their legs, and when it comes to internal strength, they can't find a few who are proficient, who taught you?" Xuan Shuang smiled: "I can't guess, right? I can tell you, but you have to promise not to leak secrets." Seeing that she agreed, he leaned close to her ear and whispered, "E-niang doesn't like me to associate with him." ”
Cheng Jiaxuan's face changed, and she exclaimed, "You...... You're talking about that person......" She only knew that the mysterious person's name was Nightfall, and he was nicknamed "Remnant Star". It is said that in the past, he was a murderer who did not blink an eye, and made the rivers and lakes bloody, and then after being mentioned by Concubine Yun, he finally realized and returned to the court. Because of his special status, although he is a general, he still enjoys many privileges, and he is at least handsome in the Qing court, and he does not need to shave his hair and change clothes.
This person has a fierce and brutal personality, as in the past, he only obeys Concubine Yun's orders, and he is still a dangerous figure to others. He didn't like to be disturbed by his practice, and he had a special residence in the Yinxue Palace, and Concubine Yun strictly ordered no one to approach, and when he first entered the palace, this was still the first admonition he received.
She was curious at the beginning, and once sneaked to peek when no one was paying attention, and saw that he was extremely handsome, but the whole person was like a 10,000-year-old iceberg, exuding a cold aura that repelled people thousands of miles away. Once he was staring at him, the dark night suddenly turned his gaze, and as soon as the two looked at each other, Cheng Jiaxuan felt that his eyes were full of murderous aura, like ten thousand sharp swords piercing into his chest.
In an instant, he was so frightened that he fled back without a price, and had nightmares for several days in a row, this was the first time he had seen that he really had eyes that could defeat people, and he never dared to set foot in the forbidden land again. Now seeing Xuanshuang standing in front of him unharmed, knowing that he didn't go wrong, he still couldn't help but be afraid, and complained: "You are too bold, don't you want to die?"
Xuan Shuang was born with the stubborn temper of "knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, and preferring to go to the tiger mountains", Concubine Yun was deliberately vague, but he was full of curiosity about how his mother could persuade such characters. secretly peeked at him practicing, and suddenly gave birth to sincere admiration, even if it was a master, what a difference with him!
Intending to be close to him, he first sold it with good food, and placed a few large plates of various dishes outside his room, all of which were carefully prepared delicacies in the imperial dining room, not leftovers, and went to observe the next day, and in the first few days, he always saw the plates and bowls overturned on the ground, and he obviously did not appreciate it. Xuanshuang persevered, and finally one day saw that the dishes were in good condition, and thought that this was a small improvement after all.
After more than half a month, there were signs of movement in the wine and food. Xuanshuang was very happy, and after a while, he took out a pen and paper and wrote a few words, first introduced himself, and proposed to worship him deeply, hoping to be a friend Yunyun. After writing, he pressed it to the bottom of the bowl, and at first there was no movement, and Xuanshuang was not discouraged, and every day a short note was dated to prove his sincerity.
A few months later, there was finally progress, and I saw a few crooked lines drawn on the paper, although there were no specific words, but there was finally a response, it was not easy, and Xuanshuang was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth for a few days.
Since then, I still write some trivial things every day, but I also enjoy myself. After a few months, he wrote on the paper: "The little brother also said that you don't want to pay attention to me, it turns out that you can't write, it's no wonder, it's a pity!" This is written on a whim, and when I went to bed at night, I suddenly felt a burst of regret, and secretly scolded myself for being in a hurry, just afraid of provoking him to anger, and no longer paid attention to myself, but now it is inconvenient to retrieve the note.
Tossing and turning all night, and as soon as it was dawn the next day, he immediately got up in his clothes and rushed to check, seeing that the note was still pressed on the ground, and a text reply was added at the lower end, just six words: "Who said I can't write."
Xuanshuang was overjoyed for a moment, as if he had gone from hell to heaven, and thought: "He is not as terrifying as the rumors, this is really childish." After thinking about how to respond for a long time, I always felt that it was inappropriate, and finally I had the idea of bickering, remembering that noisy and noisy is very easy to cultivate feelings, such as how I befriended Cheng Jiaxuan. So I thought about it for a while, and wrote, "Why don't you always write?"
When I looked at it again the next day, I replied, "No." Didn't want to write. There was a line between the two phrases, and Xuan Shuang figured out that the word "no" was in response to the word "bragging", and he laughed happily. then wrote: "You don't want to write, but you still gave me these many sentences, it seems that we are destined." In fact, even if you really can't write, I won't laugh at you. Why don't I teach you? My master once won the top prize, and a famous teacher made a high apprentice, and he will definitely be able to teach you to be full of wealth, to have a spring of talent, and to write poems. ”
Dark Night replied, "Long-winded. I don't dare to agree with your master's teachings. Since then, the two of you have come and gone, writing countless notes, Xuan Shuang usually guesses how to reply to the dark night, and his mood is both nervous and expectant, which has become his greatest pleasure every day.
The official meeting that followed, a few months later, was when Dark Night Death wrote, "Damn it. Hey, boy, come out and show me if you have one." This is the longest sentence he has ever written, Xuanshuang was overjoyed and happily went to the appointment. The two actually met late, and they had endless things to talk about. Dark Night Death appreciates that Xuanshuang is a malleable material, and randomly points out a few tricks.
In this way, Xuan Shuang gradually became familiar with this black and white demon who had frightened both black and white in the past. At this time, when Cheng Jiaxuan asked, he was very proud, and said with a smile: "It's okay, the young marshal sees me as a martial arts wizard, and of course treats me differently than you ordinary people." ”
Cheng Jiaxuan pouted, half disdainful, half envious, and still had to maintain face in his words, and said: "What kind of spirit do you recognize the master? He looked at the little eunuch again, and suddenly exclaimed, "Why did his face swell purple? What did you do?" Xuanshuang glanced at it, and the boss disagreed, and said, "It's probably because he used his yin energy when he pointed out the acupoints." Hey, women have long hair and short knowledge, what's the big deal? Just now I just practiced my hands, and I didn't have any dead points, which is already polite. ”