Chapter 826: Menopause
"Did you squeeze the door in your brain or what? A crowd mocking the entire Olympian Divine Realm?"
"Do you think that if you win the rice bucket of Poseidon by relying on a group fight, you are really invincible?
"You're all garbage, do you say it loudly? And you said you can challenge the two of you together? You think you're living too long, you want to die early, right?"
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In the Sacred Palace, Long Yunfeng stood at the foot of the steps, bowing his head and listening to Rui Anna's chatter of "education" above.
Long Yunfeng was very coquettish in the Chaos Zone, mocking the entire Olympus God Realm, proving that he had become the first Perfection Lord God in the past and present to dare to do so, and was worshiped by a large group of low-level gods and despised and disdained by a large group of high-level gods.
But no matter what, if you carry the Earth Mother Gaia in front of you and mock the Olympus God Realm, Long Yunfeng will become a teaching material in the Nine Realms, as for the positive or negative sides, it depends on whether Long Yunfeng is dead or not.
But after a handful of scenery just now, back to the Bright God Realm, Long Yunfeng didn't have time to go back to his palace to drink a glass of water, and was pulled over by a white light from Rui Anna.
For three hours, the more Anna spoke, the more energetic she became, not only did she not mean to die down, but on the contrary, it intensified, uncontrollable, like a flood or a volcanic eruption.
During this period, Long Yunfeng didn't try to resist, but the end was even more tragic, he only said, "In the Chaos Zone, Poseidon and Zeus, old things who are afraid of death, don't dare to enter." ”
However, the result of the struggle was to double the flames.
"Don't you dare to enter? Do you think they won't be finished if they don't enter? Do you really think that there are no other strong people in Olympus except for the twelve main gods? The Earth God Venerable means that the entire Olympus God Realm is chasing and killing you, and the Olympus God Realm has a group of grass gods in addition to Olympus, and the grass gods of Olympus are the most powerful in the Nine Realms. ”
"And why are you sure that they won't go? That old woman of the Earth God Venerable is going crazy, what can't she do? Forcibly throwing Athena into it, you think she can't do it?"
"And why do you think that Zeus and a few old perverts will not enter the Chaos Zone? If the Earth God Venerable is guarding the gate of the Chaos Zone and providing support at any time, he will still be able to immortalize. ”
Long Yunfeng bowed his head silently, with the lesson of the last time, he didn't dare to speak again, he just asked Rui Anna to be quiet and be a quiet goddess!
In Long Yunfeng's life, it seems that only his mother and the director of training have said this in his previous life.
No, even his mother and the director of discipline in his previous life would not have trained him for such a long time.
Damn gods, life is too long, and time is wasted doing something.
If it weren't for Rui Anna's high strength, Long Yunfeng would have been found if he blocked his hearing, and Long Yunfeng had already planned to block his hearing.
"Why don't you speak? Didn't you just say it energetically?"
It turns out that Long Yunfeng's silence is useless, when a person looks at you upset, no matter what you do, it will only make the other party angrier.
Talking, being attacked by a storm, silence, are you a silent resistance?
Long Yunfeng said silently in his heart, I only said one sentence, you broke out, I want to say it again, you don't kill me?
"Are you thinking in your heart that the Earth God Venerable has a high status and will not enter the Chaos Zone? The old woman who has existed since the beginning of the world has been psychologically distorted, do you understand?"
Looking at Long Yunfeng, who bowed her head and was silent, Rui Anna completely vented her previous dissatisfaction with Long Yunfeng, in fact, this incident alone was not enough for Rui Anna to disperse the demeanor of the goddess, but Rui Anna used the topic to play and lost all the dignified goddess demeanor.
"I don't understand, I don't understand. Long Yunfeng wanted to shut up, but looking at Rui Anna's appearance, he still hurriedly said, sighing in his heart, women, women, whether you are a goddess or not, you have menstruation, and there are always a few days of abnormality every month. No, is she still there? Is it menopause?
"I don't understand, you're so crazy?" said Rui Anna's voice rose suddenly.
Long Yunfeng sighed silently, he suddenly missed his former tsundere boss, how good it is to be cold, don't be so irritable, the world is so beautiful.
At this moment, Long Yunfeng's savior finally arrived.
"Mom. ”
A childish voice came, and then a small figure ran into the hall and threw herself lightly into Rui Anna's arms, grinning on her face.
Rui Anna hugged each other hard, the original anger on her face instantly dissipated without a trace, turned into a beautiful smile, and said very dotingly: "Yu'er, why did you come here?"
can come in without notification, and can still be called Rui Anna's mother, naturally the only one is the future sea god, the current cute fish.
"I drew a picture and wanted to show it to my mother. The fish said, and lit up the paper in his hand.
If someone else takes a painting and says that they want to show Rui Anna, even if the painting god takes his peak painting, Rui Anna also depends on the mood, but the fish is different, I took the fish painting with great interest, and saw the words "My favorite person - my mother" written on the top, his eyes moved, and his eyes went down, and what he saw was a woman in white, the fish painting was not very good, very immature, but it could be roughly seen that the person in the painting was Rui Anna.
Rui Anna has received countless gifts in her life, no matter how precious they are, she has also accepted them, and even accepted them without changing her color at all, but she felt unprecedented satisfaction and joy, hugged the fish, and kissed the fish's delicate little face.
"Mom, do you like it?" the fish looked up, its bright eyes twinkle at Reyanna.
"I like it, the fish gave it to my mother, and my mother likes it. Anna Rui laughed.
"Fish also love their mothers the most. The fish hugged Rui Anna, and Rui Anna also hugged the fish, but what Rui Anna didn't pay attention to was that when the fish was hugged by her, she secretly winked at Long Yunfeng.
Long Yunfeng suddenly understood, and showed a happy expression towards the fish, it didn't hurt in vain, this girl is also smart. It's really good for me to educate.
"Mom is going to play with the fish. The fish said crisply.
Not to mention that Rui Anna was full of emotion at this time, even in normal times, she was obedient to the fish, so naturally there was no reason not to follow, so she picked up the fish and walked out.
Long Yunfeng stood there, secretly relieved, the barometer finally turned cloudy, it seemed that once the raging beast was shrouded in maternal love, it would become docile.
It's just that Long Yunfeng's breath has just been released, and Rui Anna's voice sounded in his head, "You also come with me, don't think that I didn't see your small movements with the fish." ”
Long Yunfeng's face suddenly collapsed, can't you turn a blind eye? Look at the iron fan, every time I make a small move with Wuwuwu, I don't see it. And you cultivated the relationship between mother and daughter and called me over, did you want me to remember my obligations and destroy your relationship?